Thecortreport

[NotMyselfTonight]

I love Cortney and her family. I just wish she would vlog a little more and not end her vlogs so abruptly.

[NotMyselfTonight]

anyone??? lol

i'm tired of her isagenix talk.. love her and the family to death though!

[Allthatglitters]

I think she's super cute, I like how real she is. Cute little family.
Do not love the Isagenix thing. But hey, I don't knock anyone for trying to sell stuff. Just don't shill it to me:)

[NotMyselfTonight]

i agree! i lover her and ethan but the Isagenix thing is getting a little.....too much

[re_berk]

Love this family but holy Corts clothing shopping addiction is out of control. How many sherpas now does she have. This is why our planet is in trouble.

And don’t tell me Ethan quit his job for yt now.

[Jemima]

Mmmm. Just watched the 100,000 subs vlog. Ethan says he just dropped kids off at school and will go to work shortly. I think his work is editing the vlogs. Why hide it? He doesn't work anymore, it's obvious.

They are both obsessed with how they look. Gym junkies. Ethan looks like he is on steriods, he is so chunky. Courtney did mention she had anorexia when they first met. She does have a preoccupation regarding food, I've noticed.

Nice to exploit your diabetic, gluten intolerant child for money, because that is the when their channel exploded. But I suppose it has helped other parents who are going through the same thing. I dunno know. I have mixed thoughts on this couple.

One thing that irritates me about Courtney, is that she is a pig. So, so untidy and dirty. Yuck.

[Blu926]

This family dynamic is weird. The mom stays up super late and usually sleeps in until almost the afternoon. Then gets up and goes to the gym. She takes naps regularly too. Wth? She doesn’t cook or seem to do anything with the kids unless it’s something that benefits her.

The poor husband is the only one with an actual full time job and has to be mister mom. He cooks, does laundry, cleans her makeup brushes? Lol. She seems so lazy except when it comes to herself. She uses all her energy at the gym, applying her makeup and slathering on her fake orange tanner.

Does she even shower after her gym visits? Yuck! And what’s the deal with them having a roommate from time to time? So strange...

[NotMyselfTonight]

Been a while since I’ve been here lol. I’ve been watching Cort since she had less than 1k subs and once Nevaeh got diagnosed with diabetes I kinda quit watching because i feel like that’s all her channel became. Which, that’s her child so I understand, just wasn’t for me anymore. However, I’ve been catching up and I’m noticing she’s disabled comments on a lot of videos... what’s her reasoning? Oh and now that one of you pointed out she doesn’t do anything with her kids unless it benefits her.. totally true. Never really noticed before but since she’s a stay at home mom, you think she’d trade in some of that gym time and take her kids to the park or something. Idk. Won’t hurt to miss a day at the gym Cort, you look great. As for Ethan, I feel like he’s smart enough to not quit his job for YouTube? I could be wrong though.. people surprise me these days. Lol

Sorry the jumble!

[re_berk]

Been a while since I’ve been here lol. I’ve been watching Cort since she had less than 1k subs and once Nevaeh got diagnosed with diabetes I kinda quit watching because i feel like that’s all her channel became. Which, that’s her child so I understand, just wasn’t for me anymore. However, I’ve been catching up and I’m noticing she’s disabled comments on a lot of videos... what’s her reasoning? Oh and now that one of you pointed out she doesn’t do anything with her kids unless it benefits her.. totally true. Never really noticed before but since she’s a stay at home mom, you think she’d trade in some of that gym time and take her kids to the park or something. Idk. Won’t hurt to miss a day at the gym Cort, you look great. As for Ethan, I feel like he’s smart enough to not quit his job for YouTube? I could be wrong though.. people surprise me these days. Lol

Sorry the jumble!

I do get the feeling she is a loving patient mom. I could be wrong. But yeah oh sooooo lazy unless it’s a conventional idea of working out/exercise (aka the gym, not chasing after your kids)

[NotMyselfTonight]

Today’s vlog... Ethan chainsawing a tree. Is this what she deems entertaining to watch?

[Blu926]

I don’t know how Ethan puts up with her. He literally does everything in that house, it is so obvious. It drives me crazy how she complains that she has insomnia and can’t go to bed early. She wakes up super late and drinks espresso, energy drinks, preworkout, soda and coffee all day long...

[olemama]

Cortney is very sweet but she doesn't dedicate much time to do the things many other stay-at-home parents do. (cooking,cleaning, walking the dogs, playing with your kids, doing crafts, taking them to the library) To be fair I think Ethan wants and expects her to be looking good. He likes her hair done, make-up on, wearing tight-fitting lululemon stuff and she has to dedicate time to look good. But poor ole Grayson. He's either at the YMCA childcare, his preschool or sitting next to the dogs playing his ipad while Cort edits!

[olemama]

Oh boy! Nacho chips and cheese for the kids for Wednesday's dinner and Subway sandwiches for Thursday's dinner. Awesome job preparing nutritious meals for your kids, Cort!!!!

[re_berk]

Cortney is very sweet but she doesn't dedicate much time to do the things many other stay-at-home parents do. (cooking,cleaning, walking the dogs, playing with your kids, doing crafts, taking them to the library) To be fair I think Ethan wants and expects her to be looking good. He likes her hair done, make-up on, wearing tight-fitting lululemon stuff and she has to dedicate time to look good. But poor ole Grayson. He's either at the YMCA childcare, his preschool or sitting next to the dogs playing his ipad while Cort edits!

Yes! Could not agree more. She is a not a typical stay at home mom at all.