ManicJeniPlusDivorceAttorney: Part 6

[MemyselfandI]

Talk about manic. She's positively nuts in her latest lularoeshitsclothesthatonlyablindpersonwithzerohonestfriendswouldwear announcement video. Is she on something? Holy shit. And that video where she goes on the bathroom floor to say she deleted that prize video….the bathroom door is all banged up…the paint is all chipped up. This is not bougie or jet set. These folks are white trash. I mean, how much more of this shit can we watch?

"lularoeshitsclothesthatonlyablindpersonwithzerohonestfriendswouldwear" I laughed so hard I nearly tried. We need to turn that into a tweet and get it trending. How does a woman who can't dress herself properly or select proper clothes for her and her boys to wear in a picture get a job styling other people? Is she trolling us? Who is so inept at clothes and life they need to turn to Jeni for advice? The only thing I've ever learned from her is how to get sexual with a banana for money. She looks so worn down and haggard in that last video. Wasn't in so sweet and classy of bougy Frank to tell her she looked worn out in her last photo session with the boys? I thought she looked young, lovely, and most important, happy. She looked much better back then than she does now. Way to build your girl up, jackass. Maybe he's jealous because she had a life without him and it was much better than the life she has now with him. She can claim she showered all she wants, but her hair is gross. She needs to wash it more frequently because I could make french fries with that greasy mane. I loved how she showed each "layer" of hair and tried to be such a special snowflake with her hair being different. I have curly/wavy hair too. Lots of people do. Stop trying to appear interesting and actually BE interesting. The only interesting thing about her is this site!

[meganshay]

I can't comment. I don't like her but I love LLR.

Where did she get the money to become a consultant though?


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[swissmiss]

Why does she keep doing these stupid side hustles and ponzi schemes in order to ensure she is a colossal failure at life? Why doesn't she want to set her self up so maybe she can send her boys to college? Why does she want to struggle and be a total failure at life?

[Chatabox]

"How does a woman who can't dress herself properly or select proper clothes for her and her boys to wear in a picture get a job styling other people? Is she trolling us? Who is so inept at clothes and life they need to turn to Jeni for advice? The only thing I've ever learned from her is how to get sexual with a banana for money.

They haven't offered her a job. It's like Avon (only ridiculously expensive to start up.) So she buys the stock, and tries to push it on her poor friends/family. Or in this case, she's started a FB group to sell it to her subscribers.

[MemyselfandI]

I wonder how many licks it took to the center of boyfriendboyfriendboyfriend's sugar snap pea to get the $5k needed to start her her "business."

[MemyselfandI]

I just stumbled across this old video from 2012. How was she able to afford dinner and groceries at Whole Foods at a time where she was claiming her (now) ex-husband was a meth head and she had to return things to Costco and start working for her old boss again just to afford food? Seriously, times couldn't have been that tough if she had money to burn at Whole Foods. Since when do cash strapped people spend $7 on deodorant, $2 a piece of small packets of nut butters, and a new sweater just to keep warm in the store?

[wasteoftime]

LLR vlog was so cringeworthy, for someone in marketing she did a terrible job. She didn't explain what it was (it's not in other countries) and she didn't sell it at all. Her positive comment about it was "fun sizes", since when are sizes considered "fun"? I assumed she means she has a variety, or a wide range. She cares so little that she couldn't even spend 5 mins to think out a decent pitch. Everytime she says she can't wait for people to join her on her page i just think of her saying "can't wait to take your money".

[sadie]

Why is ahe so excited about it. It's just another pyramid scheme like itworks etc?? Does it really cost 5k to start?

[MemyselfandI]

That's what I've heard. This sounds as shady as her Do-Terra. Why would someone choose 5,000 side hustles/schemes when they could easily work a full time job, as well as a part-time job if they really needed the money? She probably doesn't want to work a real job because she doesn't want to pay taxes. I bet she's never paid taxes.

[meganshay]

LLR is over $5k to start. You buy the inventory and then sell it but there are specifics you have to meet in order to keep buying product. Some do really well with it while others flop because they think it will be easy money. It's definitely something you have to work at.


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[MemyselfandI]

I wonder who will be the bigger success story: side-hustle-blows-her-boyfriend-for-LLR-start-up Jeni or lazy-trustfund-princess-lives-off-of-others-wanna-beach-body-body-coach Molly. It'll be interesting to see where they both are with their "business ventures" a year from now.

[Chatabox]

Lol, even tapatalk's in on Jenni's get rich scheme.

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[wasteoftime]

Didn't Jenni already fail at being a beach body 'coach'? Was that her first scheme? i thought she was doing the work outs as a control thing because her marriage was going to shit. Is the diet bets a BS thing too? Then it was the essential oils. I wonder what'll come after LLR, any guesses?

[I*hate*fakers]

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[MemyselfandI]

Why does she keep doing these stupid side hustles and ponzi schemes in order to ensure she is a colossal failure at life? Why doesn't she want to set her self up so maybe she can send her boys to college? Why does she want to struggle and be a total failure at life?

Because GoFundMe! Why work for a living when you can shed crocodile tears on camera and get it handed to you?

[smashleysays]

Her Thread Up Haul was so weird. The cut of those capris looks terrible on her. I'm makes her body shape looks more square and does nothing for her figure. It didn't help that she was wearing a men's shirt (also- WTF?!). And I thought the propose was to get staple pieces. I don't consider her thousandth work out shirt to be a staple. I would understand if she bought nice dark jeans, a black cardigan, a good quality plain white shirt. Those are versatile staple pieces. Capris at the beginning of fall in a cold climate? Not so much.

She just likes to justify buying weird shit. Honestly I think she just needed a video idea so she spent a few bucks on Thread Up for the sake of content.


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[swissmiss]

Tim Gunn says that no woman should wear a Capri pant unless they want to look short and squat. I've never owned any. I am 5'6, they don't look good on me at all. She doesn't know how to dress. Going to get worse with her new business venture. I'm surprised Fran let her do the Lularoe thing...he obviously didn't research it. If they are so bougie, why does she have to buy used clothes? Why isn't she buying all designer stuff?

I don't really think she has CANKLES. I guess Frank must have told her she did. She just doesn't know how to dress her frame. It's sad really. She could look so much better.

[Anniekins]

Tim Gunn says that no woman should wear a Capri pant unless they want to look short and squat. I've never owned any. I am 5'6, they don't look good on me at all.

I own a pair of capris and I think they look good on me, I'm also 5'6". They aren't tight jean capris though. They are a lighter fabric, khaki/tan colored. They aren't tight, but aren't baggy. I don't know, guess I'm trying to say that the fit makes a difference.

I can see how a pair that are like skinny jeans, but just cut off at the calf can be very unflattering.

[swissmiss]

Jeni needs things that give her a waist. She's by no means heavy, she's got an athletic build. Frank probably told her she has cankles, just like she said he told her she looked haggard, which I don't think she did. If anything, she looks rigged now she's been dealing with him. She needs to show off her legs in short skirts, dresses, shirts and heels/wedges to make herself look longer and leaner. Not all this boy boxy stuff. I'm not saying slut it out, but give herself some help. The bat wings, boxy tops, boat necks....I mean she's doing everything wrong. Sh needs v necks. Spaghetti straps instead of cap sleeves. The silhouettes are wrong every time. Even v neck tees instead of round neck would help. Nobody taught her anything. It's sad. Jeni. I hope you are reading this. Belts. High up. Make a waist! Stop wearing men's anything. Maybe look at what Hayden Panetairre is wearing. Look at the silhouette of her clothes. Demi Lovato. Look at women with your frame. You're getting it all wrong on your own. Stay away from the shit prints you are trying to sell. Total garbage. And those maxis skirts are a no.

[MemyselfandI]

I think the main unflattering accessory Jeni needs to drop is that abusive boyfriend. Douchebags that mootch off of single mothers and shred their minuscule confidence are never a good look. If my man called me haggard and pointed out cankles I didn't have would be GONE. He's not perfect either.