DailyKingsandQueensofLie-daho (Part 80)

[Amelia322]

Okay did anyone catch what Ollie was trying to say today at 12:09 ish?!? And missy talks over here by saying never "STOPPED" vlogging!

I tried watching it 10x over and I couldn't figure it out. But I'm starting to get the feeling he is saying stuff they don't want him to say !


Ollies voice is so fucking annoying when he tries to be loud. I seriously think he's picking up Bryan's habits! Any way Ollie seems to try and out talk them with his gibberish. He's trying to say something but it's just hard to understand.

Poor kid.


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[Sevan116]

We had whole milk for the kids because when they were under 2, doctors said they should have whole milk, and 2% for mom and dad. Don't know why they have more than one opened though. But hey, they have two half used bottles of Fireball, so maybe they're weird that way. Missy needs to cut back on the daily cookies and milk..
How sad is it that I recognize a bottle of Fireball? It's from bartending. Yeah, that's it.
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And I recognized the milk because I work on a dairy farm! Righhht....

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[sammibro]

It's hilarious to me that they have two cans of Reddi Whip right next to their fancy Williams Sonoma whipped cream maker! What a waste of money!

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Then they have multiple opened boxes of frozen mini pancakes, and maybe waffles, too:

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It also looks like tons of Texas Toast or some other bread in the freezer. And I think a chocolate pie is in that brown box! Between that, the pancakes, waffles, potatoes, and toast, is there anything in that freezer that isn't a carb? Oh, the Fireball! Haha!

Also, it's pretty sad that I think the only time I've seen Bryan teach Ollie how to do anything in recent months was today when he taught him how to open the refrigerator:

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[tintin15]

I was going to mention the milk! It must all be for Ollie's chocolate milk...maybe he chooses a different percent every day, that's why they have different kinds lmao. No one else in that family drinks milk in any form...they certainly don't bake enough to use so much milk! To be fair, Mimi could have bought a jug because she might have needed a specific percent to make the chicken alfredo? I mostly just believe that they're all the same percent, and Missy and Bryan just don't think to look and every time they go to Target, they just buy another jug of milk and stick it in.

There are two kinds of milk in my house as others drink 2% and I will either have organic skim or almond milk depending on the time (I'm a singer so I try to avoid dairy when something important is coming up, hence why it depends on the time). But we certainly don't have 3 GALLONS of milk just sitting in the fridge. Gosh.

I really want to know why lol. Bryan and Missy, if you're reading here, please explain in the next vlog

Missy has said before that she eats cookies and milk almost every single night before bed.. the whole milk is probably the kids and maybe the other kind is "hers" for her cookies lol


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...one has to wonder how the girl has stayed as small as she is. Besides that, one has to wonder how healthy her insides are! I can't seem to recall, if she avoids going to the doctor like Bryan...I could have sworn she would get check ups, but I can't think of a single time she went to the doctor without it being important ie for pregnancies and all the stuff for her uterus.

Also, you'd think she'd get sick of it and want to change up her dessert ffs...

[Amelia322]

ALSO Bryan is fucking sick.

He starts talking about how he's never imagined he'd ever be able to do such amazingggggg things blah blah blah it sounded soooo deep like he was about to thank his viewers!!! But nope he goes on to say he's super proud of his family for getting through some "crazy" times? !?! W T F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Omg! Okay!? Cuz you've been through so much huh. Be thankful you lazy ass slobs who don't have to work and have such a privileged life!


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[lmmomSD]

It's hilarious to me that they have two cans of Reddi Whip right next to their fancy Williams Sonoma whipped cream maker! What a waste of money!

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Then they have multiple opened boxes of frozen mini pancakes, and maybe waffles, too:

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It also looks like tons of Texas Toast or some other bread in the freezer. And I think a chocolate pie is in that brown box! Between that, the pancakes, waffles, potatoes, and toast, is there anything in that freezer that isn't a carb? Oh, the Fireball! Haha!

Also, it's pretty sad that I think the only time I've seen Bryan teach Ollie how to do anything in recent months was today when he taught him how to open the refrigerator:

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And two containers of sour cream! They can sit around at night and listen to their arteries clog.

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[sammibro]

ALSO Bryan is fucking sick.

He starts talking about how he's never imagined he'd ever be able to do such amazingggggg things blah blah blah it sounded soooo deep like he was about to thank his viewers!!! But nope he goes on to say he's super proud of his family for getting through some "crazy" times? !?! W T F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Omg! Okay!? Cuz you've been through so much huh. Be thankful you lazy ass slobs who don't have to work and have such a privileged life!


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That bothered me, too. I don't know why I actually thought he was about to have a sincere moment! He's THE BRYAN LANNING after all. Would it kill him or Missy to say thank you to the viewers? He told Ollie to say, "I love you guys," but that is not the same thing as, "I appreciate that you watch." What exactly are they struggling with? What are their "crazy" times? Getting up off of the couch to make a daily Target and Starbucks run so they can buy more useless crap, and another toy or two for the kid they're turning into a huge brat?


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[sammibro]

It's hilarious to me that they have two cans of Reddi Whip right next to their fancy Williams Sonoma whipped cream maker! What a waste of money!

[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201701 ... 22e6e3.jpg[/img]

Then they have multiple opened boxes of frozen mini pancakes, and maybe waffles, too:

[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201701 ... e87421.jpg[/img]

[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201701 ... 4b2191.jpg[/img]

It also looks like tons of Texas Toast or some other bread in the freezer. And I think a chocolate pie is in that brown box! Between that, the pancakes, waffles, potatoes, and toast, is there anything in that freezer that isn't a carb? Oh, the Fireball! Haha!

Also, it's pretty sad that I think the only time I've seen Bryan teach Ollie how to do anything in recent months was today when he taught him how to open the refrigerator:

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And two containers of sour cream! They can sit around at night and listen to their arteries clog.

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Why do they buy identical multiples of everything? And why do they open each one? The only time I buy multiples is if it's required for a discount, or if I'm shopping at a wholesale club. I think they must just grab whatever is closest, which is why everything is open, and everything gets spoiled, and they never have any food in the house! It's such a waste.


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[Edenberry]

Okay, TO BE FAIR...my family of 4 (me, husband, 6 and 4 year old) go through at least 2 gallons of milk in a week. The kids drink milk (plain), low sugar apple juice, or water. My husband drinks at least one large glass of milk a day, and I love cereal. So it's not super shocking for me to see a family have more than 1 or 2 gallons in their fridge. My husband grew up with 8 siblings and he said they went through 8-9 gallons a week!!!

The Reddi Whip next to the $120 whipped cream maker cracks me up. I thought the fridge side looked decently stocked. Honest kids juice is a healthy juice choice for the kids. The Uncrustables however....pure trash. Ranks right up there with Lunchables in terms of unhealthy junk food. It takes a minute to make a PB&J. You can even make a bunch at once, double bag them and freeze them! Pull one or two out when you're hungry! Cheaper, too and you can use healthier butters and jellies.

The freezer, however....holy cow....all that ice cream and Eggos!! Buy a good waffle maker, and just like with the PB&Js, you can freeze homemade pancakes and waffles and reheat them later! Make your own!! Saves a ton of money and you know what's in them!

You know I went into this post intending to defend them a tad on their groceries...but as I kept typing, I realized how much I hate their food choices when they can afford to shop organic and wholesome. I would KILL to be able to shop at our Whole Foods and Fresh Market exclusively, but we have a budget.

[Edenberry]

And that milk is either from Costco or Sams Club.

[Edenberry]

Okay, TO BE FAIR...my family of 4 (me, husband, 6 and 4 year old) go through at least 2 gallons of milk in a week. The kids drink milk (plain), low sugar apple juice, or water. My husband drinks at least one large glass of milk a day, and I love cereal. So it's not super shocking for me to see a family have more than 1 or 2 gallons in their fridge. My husband grew up with 8 siblings and he said they went through 8-9 gallons a week!!!

The Reddi Whip next to the $120 whipped cream maker cracks me up. I thought the fridge side looked decently stocked. Honest kids juice is a healthy juice choice for the kids. The Uncrustables however....pure trash. Ranks right up there with Lunchables in terms of unhealthy junk food. It takes a minute to make a PB&J. You can even make a bunch at once, double bag them and freeze them! Pull one or two out when you're hungry! Cheaper, too and you can use healthier butters and jellies.

The freezer, however....holy cow....all that ice cream and Eggos!! Buy a good waffle maker, and just like with the PB&Js, you can freeze homemade pancakes and waffles and reheat them later! Make your own!! Saves a ton of money and you know what's in them!

You know I went into this post intending to defend them a tad on their groceries...but as I kept typing, I realized how much I hate their food choices when they can afford to shop organic and wholesome. I would KILL to be able to shop at our Whole Foods and Fresh Market exclusively, but we have a budget.

Oh lord I sound like a crunchy mama...I swear I'm not lol!!

[PopTheButterfly]

Okay, TO BE FAIR...my family of 4 (me, husband, 6 and 4 year old) go through at least 2 gallons of milk in a week. The kids drink milk (plain), low sugar apple juice, or water. My husband drinks at least one large glass of milk a day, and I love cereal. So it's not super shocking for me to see a family have more than 1 or 2 gallons in their fridge. My husband grew up with 8 siblings and he said they went through 8-9 gallons a week!!!

The Reddi Whip next to the $120 whipped cream maker cracks me up. I thought the fridge side looked decently stocked. Honest kids juice is a healthy juice choice for the kids. The Uncrustables however....pure trash. Ranks right up there with Lunchables in terms of unhealthy junk food. It takes a minute to make a PB&J. You can even make a bunch at once, double bag them and freeze them! Pull one or two out when you're hungry! Cheaper, too and you can use healthier butters and jellies.

The freezer, however....holy cow....all that ice cream and Eggos!! Buy a good waffle maker, and just like with the PB&Js, you can freeze homemade pancakes and waffles and reheat them later! Make your own!! Saves a ton of money and you know what's in them!

You know I went into this post intending to defend them a tad on their groceries...but as I kept typing, I realized how much I hate their food choices when they can afford to shop organic and wholesome. I would KILL to be able to shop at our Whole Foods and Fresh Market exclusively, but we have a budget.

Hopefully the uncrustables are for the kids. If Bryan really does have gallbladder issues and hasn't had it removed yet, then the peanut butter is going to send him to the ER. I've said it before, but I've just recently had my gallbladder removed, but before we got it out I was on a super strict diet of very low fat foods because the more fat you consume the more your stomach is going to need extra bile from the gallbladder. Peanut butter was and still is a no no. Even the reduced fat peanut butter was outrageous in the amount of fat grams it had. I hope Bryan has had his gallbladder removed and just not vlogged it because if he just keeps having attacks and doesn't go to the doctor his gallbladder will reputure. I had mine removed relatively quickly and mine was 5 days from rupturing.

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[Edenberry]

You know I went into this post intending to defend them a tad on their groceries...but as I kept typing, I realized how much I hate their food choices when they can afford to shop organic and wholesome. I would KILL to be able to shop at our Whole Foods and Fresh Market exclusively, but we have a budget.[/quote]
Hopefully the uncrustables are for the kids. If Bryan really does have gallbladder issues and hasn't had it removed yet, then the peanut butter is going to send him to the ER. I've said it before, but I've just recently had my gallbladder removed, but before we got it out I was on a super strict diet of very low fat foods because the more fat you consume the more your stomach is going to need extra bile from the gallbladder. Peanut butter was and still is a no no. Even the reduced fat peanut butter was outrageous in the amount of fat grams it had. I hope Bryan has had his gallbladder removed and just not vlogged it because if he just keeps having attacks and doesn't go to the doctor his gallbladder will reputure. I had mine removed relatively quickly and mine was 5 days from rupturing.

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Oh my gosh!! I'm glad you're okay

[Playsinrain]

The freezer, however....holy cow....all that ice cream and Eggos!! Buy a good waffle maker, and just like with the PB&Js, you can freeze homemade pancakes and waffles and reheat them later! Make your own!! Saves a ton of money and you know what's in them!

They have a $1000 waffle iron, make homemade waffles and pancakes all the time... but... Ollie won't eat them. He's so damn spoiled that he will ONLY eat frozen pancakes. they have actually mentioned this. If that was my kid, i would be like tough cookies sweet heart, either eat the pancakes i made for everyone else or you can be hungry. Zero excuse for him to be eating frozen pancakes when the one thing they make the most at home is pancakes and waffles.

[tintin15]

The freezer, however....holy cow....all that ice cream and Eggos!! Buy a good waffle maker, and just like with the PB&Js, you can freeze homemade pancakes and waffles and reheat them later! Make your own!! Saves a ton of money and you know what's in them!

They have a $1000 waffle iron, make homemade waffles and pancakes all the time... but... Ollie won't eat them. He's so damn spoiled that he will ONLY eat frozen pancakes. they have actually mentioned this. If that was my kid, i would be like tough cookies sweet heart, either eat the pancakes i made for everyone else or you can be hungry. Zero excuse for him to be eating frozen pancakes when the one thing they make the most at home is pancakes and waffles.

...that makes no sense. Homemade waffles (and pancakes I guess but I hate pancakes because they are tasteless lol) taste SO much better than frozen. Why does he only eat the frozen pancakes???? They've made such a brat.

[ihartcatz]

If Bryan kept trying to come at me with his dick I'd wish I was on the girl's trip too.

M: Bryan, no! You know I'm a thuper tather!
B: It's for the views, babe!

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[ihartcatz]

I googled "how to conceive a girl" because I'm sure Missy's doing that very thing right now and I wanted to see what kinds of dumb shit they'd be trying. There seems to be a consensus that if the woman orgasms you'll have a boy, so there can be absolutely no orgasm.

Apparently Bryan's got some moves...

Surely it's the other way round? I'd bet money she fakes with Bryan to get it over with.


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omg could you imagine what sex (when it happens) with them is like - unless of course they're totally different between the sheets and have an awesome sex life...

missy's probably laying there, starfished, monotoned voiced and zoned the fuck out, on her phone the whole time, wouldn't surprise me if she was even facetiming her mom. bryan sweating and getting out of breathe like he does on stage... using slang words and saying things like "ugh, babe, this is LIT!", talking about his (average) dick the entire time and posing like justin bieber.

and in the end they both do a miserable job of faking it just so it's over and they don't have to pretend they like having sex with people they don't even love.

yeah, look, i probably thought about that a little too much when i was writing it and now my breakfast is sitting at the back of my throat. it's ready for take off, you guys! *barf*

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[Playsinrain]

The freezer, however....holy cow....all that ice cream and Eggos!! Buy a good waffle maker, and just like with the PB&Js, you can freeze homemade pancakes and waffles and reheat them later! Make your own!! Saves a ton of money and you know what's in them!

They have a $1000 waffle iron, make homemade waffles and pancakes all the time... but... Ollie won't eat them. He's so damn spoiled that he will ONLY eat frozen pancakes. they have actually mentioned this. If that was my kid, i would be like tough cookies sweet heart, either eat the pancakes i made for everyone else or you can be hungry. Zero excuse for him to be eating frozen pancakes when the one thing they make the most at home is pancakes and waffles.

...that makes no sense. Homemade waffles (and pancakes I guess but I hate pancakes because they are tasteless lol) taste SO much better than frozen. Why does he only eat the frozen???? They've made such a brat.

It makes no sense at all. Just recently missy was making pancakes and Ollie came in there and she had to give him one while it was still frozen to snack on while she heated up his other ones..
She could easily make smaller sized home made ones and freeze them and trick him with them. lol
But, i actually wonder if his frozen ones are better for him than her homemade ones, last time they made them they were basically deep fried in butter. ugh..

[twinklepink88]

Pure speculation here, but I wonder sometimes if Missy has a bit of an eating disorder. She is so stubbornly childish about food, maybe the overreaction to new foods being "disgusting" and claiming that she is a super taster are her ways of controlling her food intake? And could also explain her obsession with breastfeeding.

Yes she eats crap things, but we don't know how much of them she actually eats. I've definitely known thin girls who claim they eat whatever they want and don't gain weight, where in reality they just pick at their food and then pretend they ate a ton. Anyway, either way her diet is almost definitely why she is SO EXHAUSTED all the time. Pregnancy, Childbirth and Breastfeeding drain nutrients from the mother, and she is in no way replenishing them by only going near white bread and fried things.So disgusting.

[HelloSweetie]

We had whole milk for the kids because when they were under 2, doctors said they should have whole milk, and 2% for mom and dad. Don't know why they have more than one opened though. But hey, they have two half used bottles of Fireball, so maybe they're weird that way. Missy needs to cut back on the daily cookies and milk..
How sad is it that I recognize a bottle of Fireball? It's from bartending. Yeah, that's it.
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Why would you even have two bottles? That stuff is awful. We have had a bottle for the last 5 years and can't even give the stuff away!