JesssFam: Facing Reality w/ Daiquiris & Taco Bell (Part 87)

[smom12]

Something about Jess' mannerisms irked me more than usual in this video. She just seemed so over the top with the "Oh, what do I doooooo?!" talking about her stomach and her emotions all just seemed fake. Idk.

Because she knows, like we all do. The Jess Formula (TM):

Delaying surgery + new house + delayed vasectomy = new last pregnancy.

I don't know ANYONE who gets turned on about moving. Like isn't she fucking tired? Sex is the LAST thing on my mind.


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[gemmie]

Something about Jess' mannerisms irked me more than usual in this video. She just seemed so over the top with the "Oh, what do I doooooo?!" talking about her stomach and her emotions all just seemed fake. Idk.

I feel like she's less than thrilled to actually get her stomach fixed because that means no more pregnancies after it's done. I can imagine she's in a lot of pain having no stomach support though, so I'm pretty sure that's why she's dragging herself to a consultation. She's seriously an idiot if she gets pregnant again, but we all know there she has some major emotional issues to where she doesn't feel worthwhile unless she's pregnant or breastfeeding. Poor girl needs an intervention from loved ones.


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[Yue195]

Something about Jess' mannerisms irked me more than usual in this video. She just seemed so over the top with the "Oh, what do I doooooo?!" talking about her stomach and her emotions all just seemed fake. Idk.

I feel like she's less than thrilled to actually get her stomach fixed because that means no more pregnancies after it's done. I can imagine she's in a lot of pain having no stomach support though, so I'm pretty sure that's why she's dragging herself to a consultation. She's seriously an idiot if she gets pregnant again, but we all know there she has some major emotional issues to where she doesn't feel worthwhile unless she's pregnant or breastfeeding. Poor girl needs an intervention from loved ones.


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She used to wear a waist trainer like thing after she had Landen and in one of his updates she mentioned that if she didn't wear it she would feel dizzy or sick. Her core was that fucked from her back to back pregnancies.

[nutbagmcgee]

Could y'all imagine if Natalie and Drake had twins? Jess head would literally explode. I probably could hear her shrieking from Molesto.

[babyfox]

Something about Jess' mannerisms irked me more than usual in this video. She just seemed so over the top with the "Oh, what do I doooooo?!" talking about her stomach and her emotions all just seemed fake. Idk.

Because she knows, like we all do. The Jess Formula (TM):

Delaying surgery + new house + delayed vasectomy = new last pregnancy.

I don't know ANYONE who gets turned on about moving. Like isn't she fucking tired? Sex is the LAST thing on my mind.


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Well, I think part of the reason she's always gotten pregnant after she's moved is because she always moves out of her mom's house and into her own place. The trace amounts of common sense that exist in her brain probably know that she shouldn't plan a pregnancy while living with her parents. Therefore, her birth control always "fails" the second she's living on her own. So it might not happen this time since she was already living on her own, but who knows.

[pllfan5]

At this point I don't believe most YouTube moms when they say they're done... we all know that Jess and Britney will each have at least one more eventually even if it's not a good idea.

[msgmiscc]

She couldn't even say all that surgery bullshit without laughing because she knows that she's definitely getting pregnant again

[babyfox]

Did Jess mention when Chris's vasectomy is happening? I feel really weird asking that, but I feel like it's a fair question because Jess is so adamant about being done. She said something super vague a month or two ago like "it's been scheduled" but that just seems sketchy to me. That could mean it's in a week or it could mean it's in 6 months, which is plenty of time for Jess to plan another pregnancy.

[Blackswan]

Could y'all imagine if Natalie and Drake had twins? Jess head would literally explode. I probably could hear her shrieking from Molesto.

Imagine if they're TWIN GIRLS!!!!!?

[dazzled]

I'm actually not sure if Jess wants to get pregnant again, but only because AdSense is the perfect last baby. If she gets pregnant again there's always the chance that it's another boy.

[msgmiscc]

I'm actually not sure if Jess wants to get pregnant again, but only because AdSense is the perfect last baby. If she gets pregnant again there's always the chance that it's another boy.

She HAS to give Chris a boy though, knowing her, she won't feel like their family is complete unless her and Chris make a boy together. If she gets another girl, she'll be ecstatic and keep trying til together, they have a boy

[HarlowCarlo]

Did I miss the video where they got that SUV ?


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[missy-1010]

If Jess gets pregnant I think I'll seriously throw up.
I know I shouldn't care but like come on Jessica.
GO ON DR PHIL PLEASE LOL. I would LOVE to see Dr Phil tear her up and her say "I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOO."


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[Blackswan]

If she gets pregnant again I honestly CANT wait to read the comments on her YouTube channel!

[notapnutmommy]

Did I miss the video where they got that SUV ?


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If it's the Durango, people have been questioning where it came from for awhile.
Some speculation they traded in Chris's car or they got it from Chris's dad. I don't think anyone actually knows.


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[kirsti13]

Something about Jess' mannerisms irked me more than usual in this video. She just seemed so over the top with the "Oh, what do I doooooo?!" talking about her stomach and her emotions all just seemed fake. Idk.

I think she acted like that because she wants to make it seem like she really doesn't "want " to get a plastic surgeon to give her tummy tuck but deep down she does . You know so she can officially have that "MILF" status she so long for .. smh


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[prettyll]

Did Jess mention when Chris's vasectomy is happening? I feel really weird asking that, but I feel like it's a fair question because Jess is so adamant about being done. She said something super vague a month or two ago like "it's been scheduled" but that just seems sketchy to me. That could mean it's in a week or it could mean it's in 6 months, which is plenty of time for Jess to plan another pregnancy.

Yeah it's scheduled for the day after she gets pregnant.

[LittleBitOfKaitlyn]

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[smom12]

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OMG


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[Midia]

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Well, I am sure now, Kyson (as Drake before) definitly has a "What the hell I am doing here" face in this photo