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HashtagBlessed wrote:Missy and Bryan didn't gift Kelsey and Corbin with a car like I was expecting, so maybe they're not as financially involved as I suspected.
Could Missy be supporting them through an Amazon Allowance account without Bryan knowing? I think if you set one up it looks like a regular Amazon purchase on your credit/debit card.

This is what it looks like: https://www.amazon.com/asv/allowance/create

It would help explain all their Amazon shopping!!
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Dear lord starting paternity leave before labor has even started is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Of course, his "job" seems to be a sparse time commitment at best, so what do I know. I know it's evil, but I REALLY hope she doesn't go into labor for another week or more. Watching them be so sure eating pineapple and climbing a million stairs will put her into labor is as amusing as watching her claim that red raspberry leaf tea "tones" her uterus.
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MandyJ wrote:What is it with these people and appropriating cultures? And of freaking course the lady doing the henna is a white lady with "locs" they want to present themselves as so culturally aware and but they are so freaking clueless. They look like such typical yuppie poser assholes


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I'm glad someone else mentioned this. When Kelsey kept saying she wanted to do the henna to honor her pregnancy and June, she never explained why. It would be nice to hear what the meaning or the significance behind the henna. But then, she probably doesn't even know what that would be. This definitely was cultural appropriation at its finest!


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Does she have a doula?
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I can't help thinking how lucky she was not to go into labor after climbing all those stairs. She would have been exhausted and had a hard time of it.
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Her pissy face in the thumbnail of her 39 week bumpdate, good lord she is almost worse than Missy! It's not even her due date yet and she's acting like she's two weeks overdue! This is why I'm telling myself I'm going to have my baby in July even though I'm technically due at the end of June, due dates are an estimate not a deadline!


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If it was anyone else, I would assume all of these old wives tales to induce labor are strictly for the views and so they have click-bait to post every day. But knowing these two, and knowing they plan to treat illnesses with herbs, I'm assuming they're just less than smart. I fail to see what's so "natural" about trying to make sure she goes into labor before their due date. She needs to take a seat and chill out.

Why would she think viewers want to hear about her having sex with her husband to induce labor, but she won't say "mucus plug" on camera? I'd take a mucus plug story any day over having THAT visual in my head. If that's what grosses her out, I wonder how much research she's done into what's in store during labor and after birth.
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Lol-- my ex couldn't cope at all. One of my girlfriends knew the quickest way to get him out of the room was to say "mucous plug". He almost passed out when they put in my epidural.
I can't wait to see how these two react to real labor. I don't think she's going to make it far with natural childbirth... But then again, she might surprise me. I bet she'll end up with an epidural though.

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Nothankyou wrote:
MandyJ wrote:What is it with these people and appropriating cultures? And of freaking course the lady doing the henna is a white lady with "locs" they want to present themselves as so culturally aware and but they are so freaking clueless. They look like such typical yuppie poser assholes


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I'm glad someone else mentioned this. When Kelsey kept saying she wanted to do the henna to honor her pregnancy and June, she never explained why. It would be nice to hear what the meaning or the significance behind the henna. But then, she probably doesn't even know what that would be. This definitely was cultural appropriation at its finest!


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Yeah I shouldn't be surprised at all after the DIY "dream catchers" for the gender reveal party. It's been one thing after another and it's gross.

And yeah, she needs to chill the f out! I could understand it if she were having medical problems like I have at the end of pregnancy where it's a race to try to get things going to avoid needing a medical induction, but she has had a completely normal and healthy pregnancy what is the damn rush? All because they had a dream that she would be early? They are so ridiculous! FTM usually go over 41 weeks, so she better get used to it because she most likely has at least another week to go!


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lmmomSD wrote:Lol-- my ex couldn't cope at all. One of my girlfriends knew the quickest way to get him out of the room was to say "mucous plug". He almost passed out when they put in my epidural.
I can't wait to see how these two react to real labor. I don't think she's going to make it far with natural childbirth... But then again, she might surprise me. I bet she'll end up with an epidural though.

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Lol the story about your ex makes me laugh Bc my husband was the same way. :lol: I was worried how he would be for the actual birth and he assured me he would be fine Bc he had every desire to stay above my waist during labor. When things got intense they sorta shoved him out of the way and gave him a birds eye view of what was going on "down there". I'll never forget me pushing and his eyes getting wider and wider and WIDER! Lol he still won't speak of the things he saw, but he stayed conscious so that's a plus. Lmaoooooo
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I think they are more excited about the big PAYDAY that comes when June pops out. Probably the sooner the better for their bank account!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
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If they do some kind of cutesy "eviction notice" video since Kelsey is "overdue" I'm going to roll my eyes.

By the way, do they even know how accurate the March 7 date is since they don't know the date of Kelsey's LMP? I'm sure it's accurate within a few days, but it is still an estimate, and even more so for someone with irregular cycles.
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MandyJ wrote:
Nothankyou wrote:
MandyJ wrote:What is it with these people and appropriating cultures? And of freaking course the lady doing the henna is a white lady with "locs" they want to present themselves as so culturally aware and but they are so freaking clueless. They look like such typical yuppie poser assholes


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I'm glad someone else mentioned this. When Kelsey kept saying she wanted to do the henna to honor her pregnancy and June, she never explained why. It would be nice to hear what the meaning or the significance behind the henna. But then, she probably doesn't even know what that would be. This definitely was cultural appropriation at its finest!


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Yeah I shouldn't be surprised at all after the DIY "dream catchers" for the gender reveal party. It's been one thing after another and it's gross.

And yeah, she needs to chill the f out! I could understand it if she were having medical problems like I have at the end of pregnancy where it's a race to try to get things going to avoid needing a medical induction, but she has had a completely normal and healthy pregnancy what is the damn rush? All because they had a dream that she would be early? They are so ridiculous! FTM usually go over 41 weeks, so she better get used to it because she most likely has at least another week to go!


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So true. I have gestational diabetes and will be induced on Monday the 13th (I'm due the 18th) if I don't go into labor on my own first. I'm 4cm and lost my mucus plug 10 days ago. I'd love to go into labor naturally because it's easier than going through pitocin contractions. But even I know none of those old wives tales will make me go into labor if my body and baby aren't ready for it.


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Judoktty wrote:[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201703 ... 4c1199.jpg[/img]


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Braxton Hicks. I bet he thinks the baby has to come on the due date.

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Judoktty wrote:[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201703 ... 4c1199.jpg[/img]


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Bryan was doing the same shit when Missy was in "labor" at Disneyland, saying they'll be meeting Finn very soon, and it was another two weeks before she actually went into labor. I'm sure if something really indicative of early labor happened, like her water breaking or bloody show, they would say it specifically. It's probably just that she's having sporadic contractions


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Based on his tweets it certainly sounds like her water broke and she's starting active labor. If that's not the case, he's being very misleading to drum up attention. What else could possibly make him think she's going to be born today?
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I don't know. He's being purposefully vague. Kelsey is "feeling some things"? Whenever anyone else in the vlogging world is _actually_ in labor, they aren't vague about it.

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I was right-she had "menstrual like cramps" earlier in the day, and then contractions 30 mins apart by the time they ended the vlog. Could be something, could be nothing, definitely not worth starting the "Welcome Baby Juniper" hashtag and Corbin saying this is the best day of his life--she could be in early labor for another day, even if it's the real thing. 30 minutes is still really far apart, active labor doesn't start until contractions are 5 mins apart. Considering they haven't updated this morning, I'm guessing contractions have plateaud at 30 mins apart or have went away but they're waiting to see what happens before updating


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Looks like it could be the real thing...for a change. Bryan just tweeted that Missy made it to Oregon for the birth.

https://twitter.com/bryanlanning/status ... 0035976192
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