JesssFam: Slutty Splits & Golden Tits (Part 88)

[babyfox]

I'm calling it that Jess will be using her new staircase as a brandy bunch photo op. Maybe for a new intro? It's always Addie, Addie, Addie!




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She'll include Janell in the photo as Alice lmao

[Lovehound11]

Whenever Jess talks to her kids she sounds so fake and uninterested in what they are saying


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[JayJayOkay]

Quiet it with the click bait titles Jess. However I will say, the only thing I will give Jess a small pat... & I do mean small people on the back for is that she does get the kids out of the house & take them places. Museums, the movies, individual trips, etc. Where as the only place Britney's kids know is Target.


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[Gray]

Smom12 said "cleaning"


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[twomommies]

Of course her tit will be out. I wonder if lilia even asks about him. That's insane to think 5 kids, 3 fathers, 2 husbands/ex, 1 ex boyfriend, 2 current fiances and a total of 9 kids floating around.

I was actually thinking about this when I watched the collab jess and amber did about co-parenting. Jess said that they're like a big extended family and if you think about it that includes:
1. Jess
2. Chris
3. Ashley
4. Gabe
5. Amber
6. Drake
7. Natalie
8. Logan's dad (even though he's not involved he's still a bio parent)
9. Lilia
10. Kyson
11. Kaden
12. Landen
13. Addelynn
14. Big Caden
15. Tommy
16. Logan
17. Airabella
Just to be clear that's seven adults and NINE children. Imagine this being your family! And these are just the immediate parents/step parents/siblings/step siblings, etc. if the adults could all actually be in the same room together they'd be the freaking duggars!

Should Nicole and Aliyah be on the list too since they're calling Aliyah and Airabella half siblings now?


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Side note that them calling them that is fucked up and weird....jmo

[kalakala]

This place must be a big deal it has its own flag....


You mean the Swedish flag Jess??

[twomommies]

I'm calling it that Jess will be using her new staircase as a brandy bunch photo op. Maybe for a new intro? It's always Addie, Addie, Addie!




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It's going to be on the staircase, Duggar style with name and age

[sparkleunicornxo]

My friend was their server at the restaurant. I sent him a link. He said she got a strawberry margarita lol.


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[smashleysays]

Her kids need to get their asses up off the floor and use their inside voices.


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[whattheactual]

This place must be a big deal it has its own flag....


You mean the Swedish flag Jess??

In the video there were like little flags that said Ikea on them.

[Sassysea]

I feel as if none of her relationships are genuine they all serve a purpose play a role like Chris plays the role of the adoring husband Tommy and Caden play the role of the well Blended stepchildren and let her play the role of amazing stepmom gabe and Amber are her proof of co-parenting Drake and Natalie are our resident villains and pretty much all her friends she uses like what happened to Courtney that planned her wedding and her baby shower she served her purpose now she's gone just like this new girl will serve her purpose and she's gone Janelle seems just as shallow vindictive and fake to stick with jess forever but they'll never be anything genuine there they're just cut from the same cloth

[JayJayOkay]

I feel as if none of her relationships are genuine they all serve a purpose play a role like Chris plays the role of the adoring husband Tommy and Caden play the role of the well Blended stepchildren and let her play the role of amazing stepmom gabe and Amber are her proof of co-parenting Drake and Natalie are our resident villains and pretty much all her friends she uses like what happened to Courtney that planned her wedding and her baby shower she served her purpose now she's gone just like this new girl will serve her purpose and she's gone Janelle seems just as shallow vindictive and fake to stick with jess forever but they'll never be anything genuine there they're just cut from the same cloth

I was think the same thing, what happened to her? Like after the wedding she hasn't been seen since. Maybe she was a smart & finally decided to sail away from crazy Jess & her family full of minions.


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[MamaJoAnna]

DIdn't Cortney help paint the house? Also sorry I didn't recap the video before, but recap for this one is coming up (we've been very busy here! lol)

[NewEnglandGirl]

Jess's kids are so fucking hyper and annoying! they can't behave and act normal for 5 minutes.. I have ADHD and growing up knew never to act like a wild attention seeking animal (especially not in public).. Jess just lets her kids crawl on the elevator floor at IKEA like its nothing.. tell them to get off their asses and to stop acting a fool in public!

[luci417]

Should Nicole and Aliyah be on the list too since they're calling Aliyah and Airabella half siblings now?


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Side note that them calling them that is fucked up and weird....jmo[/quote]

Eeeewwww...do they not realise that implies Drake fathered Aliyah as well? From his history it could be a possibility lol. They're going to have to change the city name to 'Incesto' if everyone who lives there keeps having a million kids with everyone else.

[luci417]

Annoying click bait title. I skimmed the video and it's their first time going to ikea I think


She needs to stop with the chokers.....not cute on her and she looks so stupid sitting next to janell wearing matching chokers

Maybe Chris really does have the same amount of romantic partners as he does shirts (2) and those are their matching sister-wife chokers?

I'm being so mean today but I havent logged on in so long. I have to get all of this pent up bitchiness out!

[MamaJoAnna]

"OUR FIRST TIME!" Recap:

Jess and Lilia say good morning
They're going to a children's museum with Kally/Mia (and the boys I assume) and Janell/Alyna
Jess talks about Lilia's hair
Kyson and Kaden (and Lilia/Alyna?) give Jess flowers as she talks
Footage of the museum - Landen at the "grocery store," Kyson throwing a stuffed dog, "Row Row Row Your Boat," news, Kaden "arresting" the moms
Hiding from Kaden
Going on about Addie's double chin while she makes what look to be pooping faces
Kids playing on a bus
Addie watching people
Playing with Landen
Going to get food; Chris joins everyone
Talking about going to IKEA for the first time
Lilia vlogs Jess and Addie
Landen goes to play with Tijs, Kally's son
"Oh Mylanta" someone watches Fuller House
The kids "party" in the elevator
Getting Lilia a new dresser and getting a new dining room table/chair set for the house
Kyson "helps" Chris load the car
End of vlog

[gemmie]

Whoever said earlier that sometimes Addie looks like a potato with eyes, here ya go

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[gemmie]

But really though, potato joke aside, I think she's adorable. I just don't find babies ugly ever.


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[charmed596]

i kind of liked when they were at the museum. it's educational and it looked like fun. imagining jess doing all this running with her camera in public is also really funny to me