Jesssfam: Extreme Makeover (Modesto Edition) Part 89

[LittleBitOfKaitlyn]

I did dress my daughter in green today and posted it online tho. I wasn't Jessica level extra by putting fake leprechaun piss in the toilet and writing all over my oven. Lmfao


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[coopersmom]

How the fuck does she have time for all that? In between gorging on Taco Bell, proof-reading AdSense's autobiography and pushing her 'big happy blended family' on anyone with ears... Oh wait I guess she takes the time that should be allotted to brushing her kids' teeth and devotes it to writing on her oven in green crayon (Landon could do better than that c'mon)

[Maisie_Claire]

I wish she'd put that much effort into actual parenting.

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[Lucyall]

In her recent snap of the boys on bikes is that her neighbourhood? How come all the other houses look decent? Did Jess pick the most trashy looking one on the block or?


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It's a normal real estate strategy to buy "the worst house on the best street". You don't want a beautiful house on a terrible street/neighbourhood.

It means when you increase the worth of your house you have a better chance of a higher price on resale.


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[Blackswan]

I wish she'd put that much effort into actual parenting.

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And cleaning

[LaurenXo]

Yeah I've noticed the twins teeth (Kyson especially) are bad. I don't think Lilias and even Landon's are as bad as the twins. I don't really see how they could get THAT bad unless she literally goes days without brushing their teeth.


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Lilia has a mouth full of silver teeth. How does that even happen? Doesn't she buy them fancy toothbrushes every Christmas lol

When I got my braces put on recently the dentist told me I have more "basic" saliva, so I get more plaque but less cavities then I would with acidic saliva so I guess thats where genetics come in. However its not just eating candy and not brushing that will ruin your teeth, eating things like goldfish crackers that get a gummy texture once you eat them and then stick to your teeth are really bad too. Realistically making sure her kids brush and use mouthwash, straws for sugary drinks would save her money in the long run since cleanings are cheaper then fillings.

Im curious if its possible for them to convert some of the downstairs living space into another bedroom.... it seemed like it from the tour but I'm not a handy type of person so Im not the best judge.

[LaurenXo]

Yeah I've noticed the twins teeth (Kyson especially) are bad. I don't think Lilias and even Landon's are as bad as the twins. I don't really see how they could get THAT bad unless she literally goes days without brushing their teeth.


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Lilia has a mouth full of silver teeth. How does that even happen? Doesn't she buy them fancy toothbrushes every Christmas lol

When I got my braces put on recently the dentist told me I have more "basic" saliva, so I get more plaque but less cavities then I would with acidic saliva so I guess thats where genetics come in. However its not just eating candy and not brushing that will ruin your teeth, eating things like goldfish crackers that get a gummy texture once you eat them and then stick to your teeth are really bad too. Realistically making sure her kids brush and use mouthwash, straws for sugary drinks would save her money in the long run since cleanings are cheaper then fillings.

Im curious if its possible for them to convert some of the downstairs living space into another bedroom.... it seemed like it from the tour but I'm not a handy type of person so Im not the best judge.

[Mamafirst]

Yeah I've noticed the twins teeth (Kyson especially) are bad. I don't think Lilias and even Landon's are as bad as the twins. I don't really see how they could get THAT bad unless she literally goes days without brushing their teeth.


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Lilia has a mouth full of silver teeth. How does that even happen? Doesn't she buy them fancy toothbrushes every Christmas lol

When I got my braces put on recently the dentist told me I have more "basic" saliva, so I get more plaque but less cavities then I would with acidic saliva so I guess thats where genetics come in. However its not just eating candy and not brushing that will ruin your teeth, eating things like goldfish crackers that get a gummy texture once you eat them and then stick to your teeth are really bad too. Realistically making sure her kids brush and use mouthwash, straws for sugary drinks would save her money in the long run since cleanings are cheaper then fillings.

Im curious if its possible for them to convert some of the downstairs living space into another bedroom.... it seemed like it from the tour but I'm not a handy type of person so Im not the best judge.

I'm not trying to sound an ignorant asshole really, but I'm curious, I know genetics plays a large part when it comes to stuff like tons of cavities, but does it also mean you're more likely to have yellow teeth? Like posters from the previous pages have said, they or someone they know have a lot of cavities even while practicing good oral hygiene, but how does that relate to yellow teeth? I guess this is a question for anyone who knows more about this.
I know as a kid I had plenty of cavities but that was because my mom wasn't on top of our teeth brushing. For a while there my teeth were a bit yellow, but as I got older I stayed on top of my oral hygiene and now my teeth are pretty white and I haven't had a cavity in years. Even if Jess' kids genetically are more prone to cavities, I don't really see how that would make their teeth as yellow as they are.


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[charmed596]

how long are those green footprints going to stay there? lmao hope she doesn't have to clean them off, they'll be there for next St. Patrick's Day too

Idk, I live in the states and we do kind of do that stuff. My family gets together for corned beef and cabbage (and we see a lot more of them because it's an easier day to get off than thanksgiving. most of us work in food service), and in first grade my grade had a day long hunt for a leprechaun

[missy-1010]

In her recent snap of the boys on bikes is that her neighbourhood? How come all the other houses look decent? Did Jess pick the most trashy looking one on the block or?


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It's a normal real estate strategy to buy "the worst house on the best street". You don't want a beautiful house on a terrible street/neighbourhood.

It means when you increase the worth of your house you have a better chance of a higher price on resale.


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I don't want to bring up this debate again but Jess said this is her "forever home" so it makes no sense for her to have done that.


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[fossilfinger]

I don't think Jessica cares about the value of her home or how outdated it was. She chose a house that was affordable, had space, and was near Mimi's. There were probably very few options.

[sushisuni]

lol people here mostly use st patrick's day as an excuse for getting drunk (that green piss thing is so fucking strange)

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[Blackswan]

In her recent snap of the boys on bikes is that her neighbourhood? How come all the other houses look decent? Did Jess pick the most trashy looking one on the block or?


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It's a normal real estate strategy to buy "the worst house on the best street". You don't want a beautiful house on a terrible street/neighbourhood.

It means when you increase the worth of your house you have a better chance of a higher price on resale.


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Yeah I'm sure NONE of that was going through Jesss mind when looking for a house. Please.

[amberamber]

After seeing her pee during her pregnancy test videos I wouldn't be surprised if it was hers without coloring in it, she just added some feet to the toilet and then hyena laughed her way to the kitchen to make some green pancakes.


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[notapnutmommy]

4 month update today since it wasn't on Wednesday?


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[Aaliyah_uk]

After seeing her pee during her pregnancy test videos I wouldn't be surprised if it was hers without coloring in it, she just added some feet to the toilet and then hyena laughed her way to the kitchen to make some green pancakes.

Hahahahahahahahaha classic

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[missy-1010]

After seeing her pee during her pregnancy test videos I wouldn't be surprised if it was hers without coloring in it, she just added some feet to the toilet and then hyena laughed her way to the kitchen to make some green pancakes.


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I'm screaming hahahah. I remember watching those videos and thinking dam that girl needs to keep a glass of water near her bed at night


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[Shawn2011]

Do you guys think she would do all this themed nonsense if she wasn't on YouTube. I feel like she does it for show, not for the kids

[vonniebeth]

Do you guys think she would do all this themed nonsense if she wasn't on YouTube. I feel like she does it for show, not for the kids

I agree. I'm pretty convinced everything she does is Pinterest-vomit to make it interesting for her 12 year old viewers so they can continue to call her #goals. *gag*

[MakingMeCrazy]

Yeah I've noticed the twins teeth (Kyson especially) are bad. I don't think Lilias and even Landon's are as bad as the twins. I don't really see how they could get THAT bad unless she literally goes days without brushing their teeth.


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And it's even worse cause those are lilies adult teeth and all the back ones are capped. I have terrible teeth because my mom never took the time to teach me how to brush as a toddler and when my adult teeth came in the foundation was set and they were ruined. She was a single mom to 7!kids just like Jess and me being number 6, I must have fell through the cracks. I've vowed to never let that happen to my daughter no matter what. I wake her up if she hasn't brushed


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They aren't her adult teeth. She won't lose those molars for a long time. Normally they don't fill baby teeth but those molars will be there for quite a few more years so they have to.

My daughter is a few months older and has fillings in all those back molars as well. My husband has had a cavity in almost every tooth and has had so many problems with his teeth. He also had very crooked teeth. She has, unfortunately, inherited all of that from him (and all of his family...my MIL has even apologized ha). She even had an extra adult tooth growing sideways in her gum so she had to have her front baby teeth pulled and a tooth surgically removed at age 4. We have another daughter who is 5 and has never had a cavity. I'm 27 and have never had one. I also have naturally straight teeth. I lucked out in the teeth department and it seems my 5 year old did as well. My children brush their teeth at the same times, for the same amount of time, and we watch them. They also eat the same exact things.

I don't doubt that Jess is very lazy with their hygiene since she can't even keep bed sheets on their beds but it isn't always poor hygiene or bad parenting. We pay out of pocket for the white ones so that no one can tell. We don't want her having a mouth full of silver.

I used to judge and think cavities were just because you didn't brush your teeth until I had my own children and watched how vastly different their experiences have been so far.

Ahh so genetics. Thank god for the most part lol I hope once they fallout they really try to take care Of the permanent teeth. Jess has decent teeth but in not sure about gabe, I didn't even think about it possibly being inherited


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