DailyDukeofDouche&PrincessMisery (Part 84)

[Boredomatitsfinest]

Did they go to church or did they go clubbing?

Seriously 1/2 inch lower and she'd have a nip slip

Jethuth created her boobth, and a nip thlip in church would be a blething

[ashleyrr2k]

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That's a wonderful church outfit you have on today Missy - I hope you and your 3 little chin zit's have a great time hahahaha I love how they always forget their kid's shoes - Ollie is such a brat he doesn't even take them when Bryan goes to pick up his other shoe from the house. Missy is like "we are all fed and happy now" - are you a toddler yourself? Like you can't fry some eggs and pancakes at home on your expensive grill? Why is every meal a "dine out" option for this family, I don't understand! Ollie and Finn don't even communicate with one another - it seems like Ollie doesn't even know what to do when someone speaks to him at times. Missy just relies on Peyton to be Ollie's saviour for life - like he can't function if she's not there!

I think Missy knows we always make fun of her not spending enough time with Finn so they purposely have to show that she is putting him to bed or he's a "mommas boy" because according to Missy he is always crying for her hahaha Ollie watching a movie late at night and falling asleep on the couch? That like never happens!!

I gotta say I always love your post [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]

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[MakingMeCrazy]

Lanning.

Bryan 'bruh' Lanning.

*whips ray bans of stay puft marshmallow-esque face*

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Deadass. Tell me this isn't a picture of Bryan and you're a filthy liar.

That likeness though


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[wildFlower14]

https://www.aol.com/article/entertainme ... /21865945/
Was this article discussed ? Does Bryan actually believe the verbal diarrhea that comes out of his mouth? No mention of Gabriel. Few comments but all bad lmfaoo.

[Strawberry26]

https://www.aol.com/article/entertainme ... /21865945/
Was this article discussed ? Does Bryan actually believe the verbal diarrhea that comes out of his mouth? No mention of Gabriel. Few comments but all bad lmfaoo.

Theirs a few good lies in that article. When you read you'll catch on.

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[gatorade]

if they couldnt make the instagram accts for both they should at least make "lanningbros" first....


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[nrsunshine]

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HHHOOOOKKKKAAAAYYYY BUDDY.

Considering 97% of your life is spent attempting to prove wrong every single truth posted here and/or not acknowledging the people who helped get you to where you are today, you can go suck an egg.

[sammibro]

I haven't watched Missy's snaps in a long time, and I can't bear to watch Bryan's, so I was wondering, have either of them used their Spectacles since they got them? I remember Missy used hers for a few days in the beginning. Do either of them use those glasses now, or have they become just another thing on the pile of the Lanning Landfill?


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[PosyGirl72]

I haven't watched Missy's snaps in a long time, and I can't bear to watch Bryan's, so I was wondering, have either of them used their Spectacles since they got them? I remember Missy used hers for a few days in the beginning. Do either of them use those glasses now, or have they become just another thing on the pile of the Lanning Landfill?


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Nope, they don't use them.

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[MandyJ]

https://www.aol.com/article/entertainme ... /21865945/
Was this article discussed ? Does Bryan actually believe the verbal diarrhea that comes out of his mouth? No mention of Gabriel. Few comments but all bad lmfaoo.

"No matter how many people were watching us or how many people subscribe to us, we don't want to change who we are"

... Riiight


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[ljhighland1]

Is he fucking serious?!?! They are 2 of the laziest people I have ever seen! They don't do anything!
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[MamaJoAnna]

They do "new and fun things" with the boys? Since when are weekly trips to Disneyland new?

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[Cgl33]

Disney World is pretty different from Disneyland, but I doubt Ollie would notice. Let's be honest, a Disney World trip would be for Missy to pretend she's Belle, not for the boys.

I do not know why Bryan likes being compared to the beast. That is so condescending.

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Is he fucking serious?!?! They are 2 of the laziest people I have ever seen! They don't do anything!
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Toy channel bruh

Also, I'm worried about Luna. Plenty of people have wondered where she is, and they have yet to prove us wrong by making 5 minutes of the vlog about her :/

Also, I'm worried about Luna. Plenty of people have wondered where she is, and they have yet to prove us wrong by making 5 minutes of the vlog about her :/

True! This could be some sort of setup to prepare the minions for bad news related to Luna leaving.

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[actuallydear]

i've never visited disneyland or disneyworld but remember reading a few years back about an exclusive restaurant where you pay a huge amount to eat there. i am surprised the lannings haven't done this. or have they?

[lmmomSD]

https://www.aol.com/article/entertainme ... /21865945/
Was this article discussed ? Does Bryan actually believe the verbal diarrhea that comes out of his mouth? No mention of Gabriel. Few comments but all bad lmfaoo.

Theirs a few good lies in that article. When you read you'll catch on.

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My favorite was "we don't laze around on the couch and watch Netflix all day, although we'd love to". All that crap about "grabbing life by the horns"-- total BS! Going out to the Pancake Factory, Starbucks and Target, is not "grabbing life by the horns"

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[Playsinrain]

Bets on if we will hear what the "bummer news" was today??? mine? Slim to none

[pllfan5]

i've never visited disneyland or disneyworld but remember reading a few years back about an exclusive restaurant where you pay a huge amount to eat there. i am surprised the lannings haven't done this. or have they?

Is it Club 33 at Disneyland? If so, even with the YouTube money it would be extremely difficult for the Lumps to dine there. It's more reserved for people like celebrities and park investors. I think the only way B&M could ever dine there is if they were guests of one of the members.

I'd be embarrassed for them if they ever dine there. People would be questioning who they are and Bryan would probably be like "Haven't you ever listened to my chart topping EP Like a Lion, bruh?" *cringe*

[actuallydear]

i've never visited disneyland or disneyworld but remember reading a few years back about an exclusive restaurant where you pay a huge amount to eat there. i am surprised the lannings haven't done this. or have they?

Is it Club 33 at Disneyland? If so, even with the YouTube money it would be extremely difficult for the Lumps to dine there. It's more reserved for people like celebrities and park investors. I think the only way B&M could ever dine there is if they were guests of one of the members.

I'd be embarrassed for them if they ever dine there. People would be questioning who they are and Bryan would probably be like "Haven't you ever listened to my chart topping EP Like a Lion, bruh?" *cringe*

yep, that sounds like the one. it's a wonder they haven't found a way to get in though. could you imagine it? what would printheth eat?

[HelloSweetie]

1. People realize Bryan is paying for these interviews right? Is a marketing strategy.

2. I keep seeing talk on this board about all the money they have. Let's be real for a second, they have a ton of expenses too. At best they are just spending it all and not going into debt. I think they are good at making it look like they are making millions, but when you break it down and figure out taxes, network fees, employee wages, new technology, toys, dining out, etc, they don't have as much left over as you might think.

Breaking it down quick. If they make the top estimate of SB, then that would be $3.5M. Subtract 30% for network fees right away and that brings it down to $2.5M. They still need to pay taxes. By rough estimate (not accounting for their deductions) they would owe $1.2M federal and state. They still haven't paid Jeff or the housekeeper (Mimi, Papa?), accounted for house costs, new vehicle purchases, house renovations, swimming lessons, vacations, restaurants, nails/hair appt, medical insurance, hobbies (music, Legos), etc.

And before people get into the deductions, they have to spend more to be able to deduct the money, so this is only a savings if it's something they are doing anyway. Dining out everyday isn't saving them money by being a tax deduction, it's still costing them 10x what their food budget could be.

TL;DR- B&M have the illusion of money, but they have no real money. A few lean YT years and the empire won't be able to sustain itself since they haven't made any good investments that will help them break even. They may earn a lot, but they spend most of it!