DailyDukeofDouche&PrincessMisery (Part 84)

[nrsunshine]

You know that account Bryan tagged in his tweet?

It goes to this account.

I am crying.

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[Ducklings4]

& someone should inform them that no matter how many times they send that poor dog away if they aren't consistently reenforcing the training she will regress, but hey, if lighting your money on fire and watching it burn is your thing than by all means continue on Moothy and Brobro

No matter what training (boarding or working with a trainer) you do, it needs to consistently reinforced. I have a reactive 4 1/2 year old dog. I have to take treats with us on every walk and he knows when he sees another dog on a leash he should look at me and get a treat. That stops him from going over his threshold. If I don't do the same on every walk, he becomes more reactive. When we have dog sitters we can only use professionals not the neighbor's kid. Because consistency is so important.
DB are not consistent in any part of their lives. They got lucky with Karma who appears to be a great dog, but under appreciated. They probably think all dogs are easy like Karma. Luna has proven that theory wrong. My adult kids all want dogs. I remind them how much work they are. Two of them have dogs, they realize now how much work I did with all the dogs we had while they were growing up. Unfortunately, work is not a word in the DB's vocabulary.



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[nrsunshine]

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Uh, yeah, I'd love to but I have to go do literally anything else than listen to you complain how hard your life is.

"So bro I recorded this song about Missy and how she tried to run away from me but I used my extra weight to roll after her and get her back but this kid kept crying in the background, I think his name is Finn? Idk. Anyway Ollie was accepted into Harvard today, what a miracle child he is.

Buy 'This Is US' on iTunes, you'll totally love it brodude itsmadsicksweet"

[sammibro]

This is not funny or cute!:

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That bite was too big even for an adult! Ollie could have choked! Especially when he tilted his head back! Is the word "no" even in Bryan's vocabulary? That was not the time for Bryan to act like a friend to his kid, and just say, "That bite is too big." Actually, a _friend_ wouldn't let another friend put all of that oatmeal in his mouth. Bryan has no idea how to parent whatsoever!


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[galifreyancatlady]

This is not funny or cute!:

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That bite was too big even for an adult! Ollie could have choked! Especially when he tilted his head back! Is the word "no" even in Bryan's vocabulary? That was not the time for Bryan to act like a friend to his kid, and just say, "That bite is too big." Actually, a _friend_ wouldn't let another friend put all of that oatmeal in his mouth. Bryan has no idea how to parent whatsoever!


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Not gonna lie though, he actually looks like a child and not a robot in that series of photos. Yes. Bryan should have gave him a proper spoon, but that is such a kid thing to do!


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[sarahelizabeth_1]

Missy and Bryan are just effing lazy. That's what it boils down to.

I have three kids, a Husband who's barely home and I still managed to train my pit bull and golden retriever (both breeds that are on the higher side of energetic) myself without sending them off.

Guess what? I have two dogs that listen to me and don't run around with a pre-made potential noose around their necks 24/7.

Hey Missy, Bryan maybe don't have anymore kids or get anymore pets, it is crystal clear to everyone here you're not even qualified to own a pet rock.

Ugh teach me your ways, my dog doesn't listen to a damn thing I say


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I just do what my mom always did with our dogs:

Praise them for good behaviors

Correct and redirect for negative behaviors

It's takes time, patience and consistency. Something these idiots aren't familiar with.

& sometimes you do need outside help, but I would go for a trainer where I could be present during the session and have my dog leave with me. I wouldn't send my dogs away.

For the love of 8 pound, 6 ounce tiny infant Jesus I didn't even know you could do that until these teenagers with drinking permits did it.

Yeah I guess that's the difference between me and them, I don't get a dog and once I find out he's a handful, dump him off on someone else. I work at it every day.

Even though sometimes he's a jerk


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[sammibro]

How to tell when someone is lying - Part 1:

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They don't make eye contact, and they look up as if searching for an answer. Bryan said multiple companies pulled out of the vacation plans over something "minute"? Yeah, OK, Bryan. I get the feeling it was something the Lumps did that caused the companies to pull out. I just wish we could find out the dirt!

How to tell when someone is lying - Part 2:

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They say "honestly", as if to convince people of the truth in their lie! Missy said honestly three or four times when talking about the dogs, and their boarding/training!


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[sammibro]

Bryan asked who taught Ollie how to smash a spider, and I literally LOLed! It had to have been Jim! Really, it could've been anyone but Bryan. Remember a few weeks ago when Bryan saw a spider above Ollie's bed, and Bryan caught it in a shirt, and flung it across the room to deal with later? It seemed like he was pretty freaked out by that little spider! I am scared of spiders myself, but someone has to be the adult and either catch or kill it! Ollie is officially better at adulting than Bryan!


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[Strawberry26]

I'm just gonna refer to them as DailyDoucheCanoeandMithytoo from here on out.

Put that in the title suggestions...

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[sammibro]

Sorry for so many posts. I'm just now watching the vlog. I had to stop it to transcribe Missy's eloquent sentence: "Honestly, from a lot of your guyzez comments, I had learned that the training that we had chose probably wasn't the perfect type of training..." Please PLEASE don't homeschool the kids, Missy!


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[JM16Canada]

They haven't even had Luna for 3 months, and how often has she been sent away? Does she even know who her owners are?


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[Amelia322]

How to tell when someone is lying - Part 1:

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They don't make eye contact, and they look up as if searching for an answer. Bryan said multiple companies pulled out of the vacation plans over something "minute"? Yeah, OK, Bryan. I get the feeling it was something the Lumps did that caused the companies to pull out. I just wish we could find out the dirt!

How to tell when someone is lying - Part 2:

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They say "honestly", as if to convince people of the truth in their lie! Missy said honestly three or four times when talking about the dogs, and their boarding/training!


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BUSTED!


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[MamaJoAnna]

I'd love to see Missy train a dog while being pregnant like I did. #shewouldntsurvive

[marshmallowfluf]

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Why, because you cant understand a word ollie says so you need pey to translate? Lol


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[lmmomSD]

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Why, because you cant understand a word ollie says so you need pey to translate? Lol


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Exactly. They have to have Peyton there because Ollie can't remember what he's supposed to parrot reliably, and if they just let him answer, they can't be sure what he'll say.

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[cat9480]

How to tell when someone is lying - Part 1:

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They don't make eye contact, and they look up as if searching for an answer. Bryan said multiple companies pulled out of the vacation plans over something "minute"? Yeah, OK, Bryan. I get the feeling it was something the Lumps did that caused the companies to pull out. I just wish we could find out the dirt!

How to tell when someone is lying - Part 2:

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They say "honestly", as if to convince people of the truth in their lie! Missy said honestly three or four times when talking about the dogs, and their boarding/training!


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BUSTED!


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There were so many cuts during the part with Bryan in hallway, too. Weird. Definitely want to know the real story.


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[100midas]

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Why, because you cant understand a word ollie says so you need pey to translate? Lol


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[100midas]

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Why, because you cant understand a word ollie says so you need pey to translate? Lol


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Haha I knew the minute they showed her filming that video that we'd never see it. Either Ollie was unintelligible or he wasn't acting right, or both.

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[Cgl33]

This is not funny or cute!:


That bite was too big even for an adult! Ollie could have choked! Especially when he tilted his head back! Is the word "no" even in Bryan's vocabulary? That was not the time for Bryan to act like a friend to his kid, and just say, "That bite is too big." Actually, a _friend_ wouldn't let another friend put all of that oatmeal in his mouth. Bryan has no idea how to parent whatsoever!


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Not gonna lie though, he actually looks like a child and not a robot in that series of photos. Yes. Bryan should have gave him a proper spoon, but that is such a kid thing to do!


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It is doing Ollie such a disservice not correcting him. There's the obvious reason, which is so he doesn't choke. But at preschool, he's going to have to feed himself. Ollie will be doing stuff like this, acting out, expecting it will make his teachers smile and laugh, but instead he will be corrected. He's going to think his teachers are mean and don't like him.

[Ophelia11]

I'd love to see Missy train a dog while being pregnant like I did. #shewouldntsurvive

Can you imagine all the clickbaity vlog titles Bryan would get from that though? "PREGNANT WOMAN PERFORMS AMAZING DOG TRICK!", complete with the thumbnail of a heavily pregnant Missy patting the dogs face, pulling a horrified expression, with Ollie running around in the background doing god knows what,


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