Jesssfam: Extreme Makeover (Modesto Edition) Part 89

[twomommies]

See, the Kyson thing is why I thinks it's so laughable that Jess claims that she tries to be so amicable and civil and act just like her parents who were apparently great co-parents. Jess looks just like her dad... look at the picture for proof. Yet from all accounts, Wendy was a great mom. She didn't treat Jess any differently because she looked like her Dad, who cheated on Wendy and moved on with his replacement family. But when Jess has a son that looks just like his father, her ex, she can't handle it and shoves him to the side.

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Holy crap is she looking rough these days.

[twomommies]

she said jess doesn't go live "cos she is very particular with what she shows" also she said her house is chaos with kids running around it would be hard to go live
But she hunks she will do it one day

AKA her kids would embarrass her with how they really act and she wouldn't be able to edit it out.

[twomommies]

Am I the only one that thinks reviewing a theme park while in it is rude and trashy?


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Yup. Because she'd never do that to Disney. As I said earlier though, with these parks she's missing out on so many videos. My Experience At Legoland/LL Hotel (AFTER YOU LEAVE), what I packed for LL, LL souvenirs, LL room tour, etc. As someone commented, she would gain more views if she'd just named it DAY AT LEGOLAND. Because her views are at an all time low

[twomommies]

I dont understand adults who dont cook. Especially if you have kids. It is literally a bare necessity. I find it funny when I see people on my personal facebook put up pictures/status' saying how proud they are that they cooked/cleaned the house today. Like, okay? thats part of being an adult.

I can't cook to save my life, but I at least pitch in and clean up for my girlfriend after she cooks the meal and we've got a pretty spotless house for having 4 cats and a dog. If Mess had a dog, we'd see shit alllll over.

[dazzled]

How can you have five damn children without knowing how to cook some basic dishes?

People who say they can't cook and act like somehow you're either born with the skill or you're just not and will never be able to cook properly have me shaking my head.

My four siblings all love to cook. I hate to cook, but I enjoy baking. My husband cooks, but cooks from his head never a recipe. We are empty nesters now so we do go out a lot. My oldest get blue apron and loves it. She doe meals for two so she has leftovers. I did cook for my kids though, just never exciting meals. I wished I enjoyed it. I think I don't because I was the one who had to help my mom cook as a kid. Her food was like road kill and she was nasty. If you did not eat it you got spanked with a hairbrush. She broke one on my butt once. Crazy how things effect you for forever. I hope jess' kids come out of this as functioning adults.


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Yeah, I don't think everyone has to enjoy it. Hell, I don't think anyone has to cook. If you'd rather eat takeout or go out to eat and can afford it, or if your partner cooks for you, more power to you. But people who go on and on about how they just can't cook for the life of them and joke about how they manage to burn water just rustle my jimmies for some reason. There are certainly dishes that are hard to get right but if you tell me that you can't throw together something simple like pasta with some sauce I'm just gonna think that you're either lazy or stupid.

[dailyblahblahblah]

Sooo like before baby daddy #52 came along to cook for her and her crew what did she feed those kids?! I can't really cook either but I surely give it a shot most nights of the week because my kid can't live off of fast food and fruit loops.


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[twomommies]

I think I recall a recent past vlog where Chris was cooking for the boys and mentioned how Jessica apparently can't even manage a grilled cheese without burning it. I am pretty sure it was while she was pregnant with Addelyn.

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JFC. I'm no cook but I can at least cook grilled cheese. It may get burned SOMETIMES but only if I haven't put enough butter on it or leave it on too long. He should gift her cooking classes.

[twisteddismay]

she said jess doesn't go live "cos she is very particular with what she shows" also she said her house is chaos with kids running around it would be hard to go live
But she hunks she will do it one day

AKA her kids would embarrass her with how they really act and she wouldn't be able to edit it out.

it's Messica for god's sake. i think we're past the point of embarrassment


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[smashleysays]

See, the Kyson thing is why I thinks it's so laughable that Jess claims that she tries to be so amicable and civil and act just like her parents who were apparently great co-parents. Jess looks just like her dad... look at the picture for proof. Yet from all accounts, Wendy was a great mom. She didn't treat Jess any differently because she looked like her Dad, who cheated on Wendy and moved on with his replacement family. But when Jess has a son that looks just like his father, her ex, she can't handle it and shoves him to the side.

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Holy crap is she looking rough these days.

Sadly that's from the All About MiMi video from 2 years ago


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[smashleysays]

I did not mean to include the heart eye emoji


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[bbygal]

Yup. Because she'd never do that to Disney. As I said earlier though, with these parks she's missing out on so many videos. My Experience At Legoland/LL Hotel (AFTER YOU LEAVE), what I packed for LL, LL souvenirs, LL room tour, etc. As someone commented, she would gain more views if she'd just named it DAY AT LEGOLAND. Because her views are at an all time low

Yes! Exactly what I was thinking about the dramatic "my opinion" title. Could have been a business opportunity but instead we go for vague clickbait.

[Blackswan]

I honestly find it amazing how she is a stay-at-home-mom and literally does not do anything which would be required for that role (ie, cooking/ cleaning/raising her goddamn kids). Like aside from breatfeeding caillou and driving around the rest of the litter, wth does she do with the rest of her life?

Omg. Caillou I can't. Why hasn't anyone else said that yet? They're twins.


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LMFAO!!!!!!

[dancingfireflame]

She's purely lazy. I'm sure she probably burned it on purpose then did a hyena laugh and claimed she couldn't cook anything.
She could make so much more money if she did more cooking and cleaning videos like other Youtube moms and her house would actually be clean.
But that would involve having to do something other than ignore,block,and deleting on IG

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[vonniebeth]

Hey, Jess! I have an idea for you! Remember how you made that one chicken and pasta recipe that you found on Pinterest? Let me introduce you to one of my personal favorite channels: Tasty! They have loads of recipes, and they have a Tasty Junior section so you can start teaching your kids how to cook for themselves! Maybe give it a try? You're 24 years old, and it's ridiculous that you have your sister wife- I mean, best friend- cook for you and your family.

[ArielLipstick]

As for her favouring Kaden over Kyson, I don't think Jess actively sits there thinking "Ugh, he looks like my scumbag ex, therefore I don't like him as much." But I do think that when she and Drake broke up that it caused her to gravitate towards Kaden more. And now all these years later, she just feels more of a bond with Kaden than Kyson. Obviously she loves Kyson, but I think instinctively she thinks of Kaden first when considering them, hence why Kaden's interests seem to take preference.

[LilaLavender]

I honestly find it amazing how she is a stay-at-home-mom and literally does not do anything which would be required for that role (ie, cooking/ cleaning/raising her goddamn kids). Like aside from breatfeeding caillou and driving around the rest of the litter, wth does she do with the rest of her life?

She probably envisioned motherhood as nothing but breastfeeding, thinking of kre8tyv names, buying matching outfits and posting braggy pictures.

[LilaLavender]

Also, to quote my favourite YouTuber:

"Cooking is not hard. It is not an exact science. You just make stuff warm and put it with other warm stuff. Baking, now baking's an exact science. You put in one gram of yeast more and that thing's gonna explode and kill your parents."

[Chellebailson27]

How are you guys are forgetting jess famous 'special occasion' pancakes...

Funny story I can cook I'm actually not bad at it (oh the ego ) but....I cannot for the life of me cook pancakes I tend to burn them...(I probably could cook them if I was determined to but I do them once a year,shrove Tuesday) so I guess jess one ups me in the kitchen department the Shame


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[Aaliyah_uk]

How are you guys are forgetting jess famous 'special occasion' pancakes...

Funny story I can cook I'm actually not bad at it (oh the ego ) but....I cannot for the life of me cook pancakes I tend to burn them...(I probably could cook them if I was determined to but I do them once a year,shrove Tuesday) so I guess jess one ups me in the kitchen department the Shame


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Salads , fruit bowls wraps , oh I forgot her kids are FUSSY always an excuse with her

[Yogabbagabbat]

Obviously it's sad that addelyn got a sunburn, but I'm sorry that is fuckin hilarious that she has the bow tan line hahahahahahaha