Gardner Quad Squad

[SnarkieSophie]

Oh and thanks Catty Cat for finding the guidelines for us:
http://ytmommadrama.com/ucp.php?mode=terms

They are much less restrictive than GOMI. Yay! So people who know the Greedners personally can give us the full scoop!
And we're not allowed to mention calling CPS about anyone's kids.
We know better than that anyway.

I was able to find these rules as well. These are much more detailed and worthy of reading.

viewtopic.php?f=191&t=8048

Thanks, that's great!. They are still way better than that other crappy site.



Just playing with all the new toys.

And look, there's also a custom Gardner one:


OK, goodnight all!

Good job! Why are you so beautiful? Good job! Why are you so beautiful? Good job! Why are you so beautiful? Good job! Why are you so beautiful? Good job Stellaboo!

Good God! I'm morphing into the friendless, tubby hubby Shrek! Someone please call the Paramedics! And the exclamation mark Police! STAT!

[mockroach]

I hope Archielovesveronica finds us here. She was the one that is friends w TyBag's brothers or sisters in law.

She left us on a big cliffhanger saying she typed a long response to my questions but the site didn't post it.

I was so bummed. I really want to know those answers!

What were your questions?

[SnarkieSophie]

He bragged about how tough he was at the mall's play area with other kids and mothers. He is too chickenshit to confront the fathers. He was approached by Utah County Sheriff Deputy. Tyson denied the incident, but deputy had already seen videos. Tyson found this situation funny, wherein his friends did not. We learned of the injured service dog by Tyson bragging to same friend. This will be a surprise to everyone, but Tyson has no friends, hence he only hangs out with family and Assley's friends.

Thank you NotMyCircus for sharing this with us.

I am now officially seething with rage.

No I am not at all surprised that Shrek has no friends firstly, because we have NEVER seen a single Shrek friend in a almost 3 years of Greedner vlogs only his brothers and/or Clown PrincAss's friends' hubbies or, of late, the Bingham Dad and if that's not a friendship for more YouTube subscribers and views I'll eat my laptop.

And secondly, because Shrek is one the most vile scumbags the Good Lord ever put breath into. The fact that he hides his moral and ethical degeneracy behind a laughable charade of devout Christianity is to my mind his most grievous sin. Surely his fellow parishioners (sorry LDS Sisters I don't know what you call them) can see through him? Can members of the LDS be excommunicated like they can in the Catholic Church? Please LDS Sisters do not be ashamed of your Church because Shrek happens to be a LDS member. There are unfortunately, scum bags in every religion. Ever heard of The Spanish Inqusisition? Catholic scumbags misbehaving badly in the 15th Century.

I feel so sorry all over again for that poor little boy in the red T-Shirt in the mall playground and the injured service dog in Costco who needed Vet treatment after being run into by the Greedner tsunami.

Awl done.

[SnarkieSophie]

I hope Archielovesveronica finds us here. She was the one that is friends w TyBag's brothers or sisters in law.

She left us on a big cliffhanger saying she typed a long response to my questions but the site didn't post it.

I was so bummed. I really want to know those answers!

What were your questions?

Hi Mockroach,

I certainly hope you aren't mocking us and are not a Greedner "mole" to use spy jargon.

Here are just some of our questions:

1. Have any family members suggested to Dumb and Lazy and Dumber and Lazier that they should have the girls evaluated?

2. Have any family members ever called out Shrek and the Clown PrincAss for their immoral and unethical behaviour?

3. Have Madison and Grandma ever told the Greedners to parent their own much hoped for miracles so they can live their own lives?

4. Have there been any family estrangements due to points 1 - 3 above?

5. Have any LDS Elders spoken to The Greedners re their vloging and photo taking in Church?

6. Was Claudia blacklisted by her apartment's management for giving The Greedners and their friends the keys to her apartment's pool?

7. Has Costco blacklisted The Greedners for injuring the poor service dog?

8. Have TLC contacted The Greedners about the tsunami of anti-Greedner comments and likes on their FB Page? We are positive that TLC are doing jumpy claps because it will translate into increased ratings.

9. Have TLC indicated to The Greedners that they would sign them up for a Season 3 of Rattled?

10. Has anyone offered to adopt poor little Bentley?

11. Are Utah Deputy Sheriffs just big wussies (wimps in Australian slang) for not taking any action, not even a wimpy warning, against Shrek for his unforgivable behaviour at the mall playground?

Sorry Sisters still seething with rage and can't sleep.

Awl done.

[waitwhat]

I am so glad you guys moved over on this site, I only checked the gomi thread rarely and simply refused to make an account after reading all the stories saying the owner of that site does some pretty batshit crazy things (I heard she even went as far as finding out users' real identity and contacting family, not sure if true but I don't need that kind of crazy).

[Snarky Lady]

Good morning my fellow snarkers, hoping this comment will go through if not I will patiently wait another day. Off to work anyway it is going to be a long one Have a good day.

[SnarkieSophie]

I hope Archielovesveronica finds us here. She was the one that is friends w TyBag's brothers or sisters in law.

She left us on a big cliffhanger saying she typed a long response to my questions but the site didn't post it.

I was so bummed. I really want to know those answers!

What were your questions?

Sorry Mockroach I prefer even numbers.

12. Did Shrek ring their TLC handler demanding they delete all comments, bar sunshine and rainbows ones, from TLC's FB page? Golly gosh, wouldn't we all be thrilled to the back teeth to listen to an audio tape of that conversation? Shrek as we know has a very short fuse and serious anger management issues and the Clown PrincAss probably told Shrek she would withhold his sexual privileges unitl all the negative comments were removed. Funny I never pegged the Clown PrincAss would be a student of Ancient Greece. Some clever clogs ancient Greek woman tried to stop the Greek war with Peloppenesian (sp?) by convincing Greek woman to withold sexual privileges from their husbands as a way of forcing the men to negotiate a peace.

Awl done.

[blackroses]

After her awful attempt of going viral (and actually succeeding) I stopped watching her completely but I never really watched in the first place. Anyone wanna give me some background information as to what happened in gomi leading to the thread being deleted

[justalurker2]

I'm going to say hi and go back to lurking. I have the same name here and as I did on Gomi, I was actually over there for a very long time just chose to read only.

I enjoy the snark, it's my guilty pleasure in the little bit of time I have to myself.

I'm glad to have found you, TLC link worked.

I have a three year old granddaughter which is how I ended up finding the Gardner's. We were raising her on the weekends and I was browsing anyone who had children of similar age.

[Night lady]

Good morning sister's in snark. Just stopping by to wish you all a fabulous day. Busy day for me... may stop in later to read your awesome words and possibly add to them.

[Night lady]

Seems as though I have been removed from the other forum too. Could not log in with my username, said it isn't found. Oh Alice, you're good, but not that good. Lmao!

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

OK this is off the current subject but I just saw the makeup removal video from last night on the QTK page.... I will never understand how these ladies can look at themselves with those ugly microbladed eyebrows and think they look good. Its so odd. Like it creeps me out. I know blondes usually have a shade darker eyebrows but this honestly looks so fake and off to me. I can't figure out the words to properly explain how/why this irritates me so badly.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

PS... THIS GROUP LETS US EDIT POSTS!!! WOO HOO!!!

[Catty Cat Reporting]

But where's my treat? !!!!

[Something_Relevant]

Holy cow. I found this place forever ago but couldn't get my account activated. Thanks spam folder.
World Famous Mac here.
We all found each other just in time for the Gardners to get back from vacay.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Holy cow. I found this place forever ago but couldn't get my account activated. Thanks spam folder.
World Famous Mac here.
We all found each other just in time for the Gardners to get back from vacay.

So freaking EXCITED! My family is going on vacation without me so I am going to have lots of time on my hands! HAHAHA

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Are y'all able to access the gomi site? I was thinking the site was temporarily down, but now I am thinking I may have been banned completely. I keep getting a message that the server is not responding.
I'm creeped out about mericat being contacted. I may be leaving for that fact also.

The thread has been moved to the VIP section. (I think you have to have over 500 posts to see it) And it's possible Alice blocked your IP address - if you are getting a server error when you try to access the site, that's probably what happened. When she first banned me I thought the site had been shut down, but then I figured it out. I was getting in by using a different IP address that she hadn't figured out.
Although that one is blocked now too - so she's definitely reading this site, because I outed myself here and then suddenly that IP was blocked.

Yup same here... She's definitely reading here (hi Alice!)... Because yesterday I could still log in with this username and once I said that I am using the same name here as I did there, now I'm blocked over there. Seems a bit extreme to block people on your site for something they post on another, when it doesn't violate any rules, doesn't it? How could saying my username possibly do anything?

[SnarkieSophie]

But where's my treat? !!!!

Yes Catty Cat I'm with you. Where are our treats? I request one of those lollipops they keep in a glass container on the kitchen bench next to the grifted high chairs for FOUR two and a half year olds! What baby speak name do they use for them again?

What a shame that The Greedners don't film that charming nightly ritual of helping the Feral Four brush their teeth anymore. Ten bucks says it's because they are too freakin lazy to help them or teach them how to correctly brush their own teeth. The Clown PrincAss probably shrieks "Clean your teeth my teeny, tiny durls!" whilst throwing their brushes and toothpaste at them.

That reminds me of the time the Clown PrincAss was shopping for toothpaste and she couldn't recall which brand her teeny, tiny durls use. For once she had the grace to feel embarrassed.

Can you imagine that Dentist, the one The Greedners sooo very generously filmed for us examining the Feral Fours teeth, together with TLC if you recalll, toting up his future Greedner invoices? Braces to realign teeth deformed due "bottle mouth" x 4, 20 fillings for cavities caused by sugar per year x 4, construction grade drill to remove construction grade sugar and milk plaque etc. etc. He will probably be able to pay for his kids, his grandkids and his great grandkids college educations thanks to the Greedners.

Sisters send your children to Dental College, then set them up in a Dental Practice near the McMansion then retire and lead the good life!

Awl done.

[girlielove]

I am dying for them to come back from vacation so we can snark some more.

[Beauregard1]

They probably go to the 5th dentist, the one the other 4 never agree with.