Gardner Quad Squad

[Night lady]

Ugh, Assface just did a live feed. Most of it was not watching her kids as 2 ran up in the neighbors house. Then she had the camera on her Most of the time. Trying to read the comments again instead of showing the girls. But when she did show the girls, there's indie with her face on the drain grate. Gross. Good luck finding Anyone who will take over your rental contract when your mcmansion is finished. I can't stand her. Oh yeah, the girls had a hard time keeping their diapers on while they were gone. Well no sh*t Assface, that's Been happening for awhile now. Duhh. So she is going to start to potty train the girls. And she's so nervous. Well, that's part of your miracles growing up ya idiot.

[Alliecat_30]

Live feed just ended on their FB. Tyson was no where to be found, yet someone leaves a comment saying "Hi Tyson" with a winking emoji. So weird. If someone left a winking emoji for my husband, not sure I'd love that.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

That live session was comical...

[Stellaboo]

Ah yes, back to normal again with the girls running in all directions while Ashley films herself and ignores them. She tried to get them to say some things and they mostly ignored her back. You still can't understand a thing they say either.

My parents and I face-timed with my nephew on Father's Day. He's younger than the girls by a few months. (Just a bit younger than my daughter too). He said "Hi Aunt Stella, how are you?" I asked him what he had for dinner, and he told me "pizza!". When he showed us one of his cars my mom asked him what color it was, and he said "yellow". He also said "I want to go swimming when we come", referring to their upcoming visit to my parent's house, which has a pool. And instead of encouraging him to say "Ah luh yoo" (like Assley does), his mom asked him to say "I love you" to each of us at the end of the call - which he did.

Now someone please explain to me how the Greedner girls are "advanced" for their age. Have they ever had a conversation like that? Um, no.....

[Stellaboo]

And OMG the comments. Over 700 of them - all full of poor English skills and terrible spelling.

One person has posted this comment about 5 times so far:
"You are the angel that God commanded me to give me strength in the moment that I was beginning with the process of getting pregnant and you will always be the angel that gives me strength to fight I admire you a lot you are my inspiration and always will be Love You Guys"


And some guy posted: "Aww I've missed your face so much Ashley"

[Merikat]

I'll have to start reading live feed comments -those are really odd!
I never realized before how completely Asswit talks like a 'valley girl' from the '90's.
Could the girls ignore her any more completely? The only thing she could get them to say was "bye" at the end. Maybe they were hoping she was leaving again?
I would like to know who watched the girls while they were gone. She referred to them as "the people who watched them". I found that odd.
Poor girl. Don't seem to have made any progress in months.

[Merikat]

Snarky Lady said to tell everyone "hi". She's trying hard to join us here. For some unknown reason she can't post. She said the tech team at this site is working on it...

[Krouton]

Back from a week off and they can't be bothered to cook. Same old Greedners.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

I'll have to start reading live feed comments -those are really odd!
I never realized before how completely Asswit talks like a 'valley girl' from the '90's.
Could the girls ignore her any more completely? The only thing she could get them to say was "bye" at the end. Maybe they were hoping she was leaving again?
I would like to know who watched the girls while they were gone. She referred to them as "the people who watched them". I found that odd.
Poor girl. Don't seem to have made any progress in months.

I thought that comment was odd too... I was wondering if they were trying not to say who stayed with the girls because they were afraid of more backlash... They get it every time they leave the girls because it's every other day. And because they completely use and take advantage of people with no regard to their own family situations because they don't think of anyone but themselves. You know it was Hugsy and Grandma... Which means grandma stayed up all night working and then all day awake instead of sleeping watching the FF and then Hugsy worked all day and spent all night caring for the girls while grandma was at work. They can't say it because they don't want anymore hate from this trip, they already got so much. Also, did anyone see Tysons IG post of a dad who BROUGHT HIS CHILD ON THAT TRIP?!?! How could he post that and not know he was going to get comments about leaving his own at home?

[Howlin17]

WOW! Thank you to whomever it was that posted the link to this site on TLC.
I never knew about the GOMI site.....thought I was just weird because I detest the Gardners! And here you all are! Happy dance
I followed them since the birth and thought they were ok. Until the screeching and maniac laughing started. Maybe before that..and I realized that TLC had been filming them from the beginning! It's all so fake.
I just read this entire thread and LOVE it. I know those fake people delete all critical posts about them on their site.....but, all the adoration is just odd. Just a few of my cringe worth observations about them.
Begging for baby gate recommendations for the stairs then ignoring everyone..
Whining about what to do concerning the "durls"...gag....climbing on the table. And ignoring all advice. I figure it's all part of the Rattled script. Just like Donut day was staged.
Throwing the baby snacks on the floor....fake OCD from Tubby
Not buckling them in highchairs
Allowing grandmas house to be trashed.....things broken......why do they have no toys there? Why does Tub think it's funny to sugar high his brood on donuts then take them to grandmas house? She works nights!
Did I mention Asslie screeching and baby talking?
Does Tub ever tell any of the girls they are beautiful except for Evangeline?
Am I just being snarky or does Asslie openly flirt with the drone dad?
I could go on for days......sorry

[AthenaA]

Hi everyone. I rarely posted on GOMI but read all the time. I found this place when I typed 'Gardner Quad Squad Annoying' into a search Pretty happy to find so many snarkers here just in time for them to come back from their supposedly well deserved break #2372 since the girls were born.

[PrincessFrenchFry]

Hey guys. I only posted a couple times on the GOMI site, but definitely read it all. Super excited that I found you guys here. You guys are my comic relief! I can't hardly watch the vlogs anymore, I just do when you guys mention something interesting on it. Thank you all for the sacrifice of your eardrums and your brain cells lost from keeping me up to date on this disaster of a family!

[OldCountry]

YEAH!.. I made it. I have to admit it took several tries, but finally. Nice to see everyone. I did not chime in that often over there, but enjoyed being with all of you. It appeared that we all wanted the same thing...., for the Gardners to see and fix/or even pay for their ill-gotten ways. Hopefully the girls will get the help they need and hopefully their nutrition will improve. That's all I ever I wanted for them. Oh, I almost forgot, keep them safe from harm.. I am so glad I reconnected before tomorrow's anticipated vlog- I have a feeling the "Reunion was magical" as stated by them on Instagram, was not filmed, probably no reaction, like all the other times. And who states it that way to be back with your kids after a week, "Reunion"?? And yes, I am curious who they roped in to take care of the girls.. Something going on there,, no names, no videos.. hopefully someone standing up to them..

[OldCountry]

Oh right,,, I almost forgot,, What about poor Bentley?? Didn't notice him in the live feed today running around with girls The neighbor's dog yes, in which she quickly took him away and her child,,,but where is Bentley? Please tell me they found him a new home where it was safe for him, not being grabbed and pulled,,, and he has more than 30 seconds to do his business.. He probably has ulcers from the stress.. Go Potty!!! Go Potty!! Go Potty!! I think I have stress ulcers from just listening to them calling out to the poor thing...

[OldCountry]

I am curious where poor Bentley is? Her live feed today had a neighbor's dog roaming around, but that neighbor quickly got her dog and small child back to her house.. Hopefully poor Bentley has been adopted by someone that will not let small children grab and pull on him. AND maybe let him spend more than 30 seconds outdoors trying to do his business without FOUR 2 year old screaming at him... GO POTTY!! over and over again.. The poor little thing probably has ulcers, I think I do from just listening to those screeching voices..Let's see....

[lovethispage]

Sophie you are so damn funny & brilliant! Omg I love your snarks! I laughed so hard and loud at what you just wrote I nearly fell out of my hospital bed! The poor nurse's aid came running in to help me.

Oh my goodness how I missed you! So happy to be back snarking amongst the QUEEN! I bow in your honor!

Your humble snarking peasant Pinky

Aww shucks Pinky, my snarking partner, you've made me turn a rather fetching shade of pink.

You must thank those gifts to satire, The Greedners. I watch a Greedner vlog or see an Instagram photo and it just errupts out of me it's uncanny. If I could work out how to use Snapchat I'd be posting even more. I down loaded the app onto my mini iPad but I'll be buggered (translation from Australian slang: I don't have a clue) how to use it. I must ask my neighbours, who are iPad wizards, to show me. They are 7 and 9. Yes, this is soul destroying. So Sisters in Snark could you please continue your excellent Greedner Snapchat snarking.

Pinky we MUST monitor all English language medical articles published over the next few months as I am positve we will find one bearing a title along the lines of "The Greedner Effect on Post-Surgery Recuperation" by Drs Slice, Dice and Bill.

I believe clusters of Surgeons across the English speaking world will start reporting that their patients who watch YouTube videos made my a couple from Utah called Greedner are experiencing disturbing, sudden and inexplicable psychological highs followed by equally disturbing, sudden and inexplicable psychological lows and that this is significanly impacting their recuperation. Just how The Greedners effects our recuperation we will have to wait for this study to be published to find out.

I don't know whether you read my post about those precious Osborn babies and the resulting Greedner live feed. It triggered in me, an infertile woman due to Ovarian Cancer, a crying/raging jag of epic proportions. Luckily I was in hospital at the time and was given 5 mg of Valium intravenously and another 5 mg half an hour later because I couldn't stop crying. I abhor violence but I swear despite being connected to 2 drips and one machine that kept going beep like the freaking Road Runner and very nearly sent me right around the bend, if the Clown PrincAss or her Tubby Hubby had walked into my room I swear, I would have beaten both of them to within an inch of their lives.

During my epic meltdown my Nurse paged my Surgeon because he was so concerned about me. By the way my Nurse was male and my esteemed Surgeon female, rather apt for a rabid feminist like me I thought. They felt safe discussing me at the foot of my bed because I'm hearing impaired but don't wear my hearing aids in hospital because, to use an Assleyism, they are teeny tiny and are eye wateringly expensive as a result. What people forget about us deaf as a door post folk is THAT WE CAN LIP READ PEOPLE!

My Surgeon asked my Nurse what had triggered my meltdown and My Nurse replied "I don't know she was watching a video on Facebook then she started yelling fu*king scumbags at her iPad and blah blah blah (something about my heart rate because the Road Runner had started beeping) so I ran in and looked at what she was watching and it was some ugly fat guy and a pretty blonde pretending to cry" Have you ever roared laughing whilst crying? Snot sprayed across my room, my Surgeon and my Nurse. Both said EWWW! So I blubbered that it was only was only snot but they couldn't understand me and assumed I was saying important which made me laugh/cry even harder. Needless to say a Cleaner was paged STAT.

Awl done.

Dammit Sophie I was so entertained by your story and I'm scrolling down and all of a sudden I read awl done. I want more, more I tell you!

[Night lady]

Well, I watched the first season of Rattled where Tysons brothers don't show up to help with the baby cribs set up (only Drake showed). So even way back then tybag' s brothers bail on him cuz they can't stand him. Seems like he's always been a pompous assh**e. Not surprised. He irks me to no end. Blubbering whale. Stop crying all the time ya big goon.

[OldCountry]

Well, I watched the first season of Rattled where Tysons brothers don't show up to help with the baby cribs set up (only Drake showed). So even way back then tybag' s brothers bail on him cuz they can't stand him. Seems like he's always been a pompous assh**e. Not surprised. He irks me to no end. Blubbering whale. Stop crying all the time ya big goon.

I'm wondering if not having the brothers showing up was intentional and worked out for the "drama" for POOR Tyson for TLC , maybe too calculating? And yes, A Blubbering Whale seems to work a lot of the time for him...I got to go now and look for that... I couldn't find a whale... BUT I found this! Something we all know and love...

[Aussiegal2017]

Glad to be over here and find you all
Did anyone see the instagram story on a miracle unfolding
With Evie , there is something wrong with her mouth . I can't believe they can't see they need some speech therapy! Wow


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[Aussiegal2017]

On snap chat apparently Scarlett is a genius as she can do a simple puzzle


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