Gardner Quad Squad

[SnarkieSophie]

I'm so bored at work tonight I'm a nurse and we have a mostly empty ward some one come and snark and keep me awake


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Hey Aussiegal 2017 did were you one of my Nurses I was in the Prince of Wales Hospital in Randwick?

Awl done.

Sophie

[SnarkieSophie]

On their Goodbye vlog someone stated Let's check out the Binghams for Gardner sightings. Msfreebird replied- The Gardners won't be there as Ashley and Tyson are away on vacation. Almost as if not wanting people to go and add views to the Binghams...Maybe I'm overthinking this....Is Msfreebird Ashley? She seems to reply with "facts" The stating that they wouldn't be over there made me think that maybe the besties are not so bestie. But during the Q&A with the Binghams, Who are your favorite vloggers, Mindy did mention the GQS, but Brandon didn't..
Also, why did Ashley on her twitter post a video from a year ago last night? It shows face time with Tyson being away and the girls extremely upset. Not sure what she is trying to prove. She's an odd duck.

OldCountry, she had to go back a year to find a vlog that proved that the Feral Four missed one of their parents away on vaction without them. Keep in mind our recent snarkfest re us predicting a) that the girls would not miss them when they were away and b) that there would be no reaction by the girls when parents returned from Cabo. And, if by some miracle the girls did react when the Greedners got home, you could bet your sweet bippy that they would have filmed it and uploaded it IMMEDIATELY. In that vlog, if I recall correctly, one of the Ty Twins started crying when she saw Tubby Tyabetes on the Clown PrincAss's phone. I actually found it very sad to watch as the poor girl was obviously missing her Daddy because her poor excuse for a mother did/does not make her feel safe, secure and loved. She's a stupid cow to have reposted it.

[silvereyed]

I mean obviously the durls wouldn't have reacted much to their return, but as that hasn't stopped them before I reckon the real reason they didn't film it is because then they would have had to explain where they were returning from

[onceafollower]

Ohhhh on Tysons snapchat just now he called it a ladybug. Maybe they are seeing the light to the damage their baby talk has done.

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[Stellaboo]

Apparently Esme is having a bad day because she is constipated. Well duh - the poor kid eats nothing but carbs and sugar.
I still think something is not right with her. She's been acting strangely for months. And WHY did Ashley think it's a good idea to shove her in that splash pool? The kid won't even go near a regular pool.

I actually thought Evie and Scarlett were really cute today. (Other than when Evie pushed Indie down the slide)
Although I'm pretty sure Scarlett pushed Evie down it at some point too.

I agree it seems like they are talking better after a week away from their parents.
And I was pleasantly surprised to hear Tyson correct the girls when they said lake-a-bug.

[SnarkieSophie]

Apparently Esme is having a bad day because she is constipated. Well duh - the poor kid eats nothing but carbs and sugar.
I still think something is not right with her. She's been acting strangely for months. And WHY did Ashley think it's a good idea to shove her in that splash pool? The kid won't even go near a regular pool.

I actually thought Evie and Scarlett were really cute today. (Other than when Evie pushed Indie down the slide)
Although I'm pretty sure Scarlett pushed Evie down it at some point too.

I agree it seems like they are talking better after a week away from their parents.
And I was pleasantly surprised to hear Tyson correct the girls when they said lake-a-bug.

A damn good idea Sisters in Snark providing the Greedners with positive reinforcement when they parent correctly. It worked for Pavlov's dogs didn't it!

[Laughter6789]

Today's vlog was surprisingly not so bad. Maybe they should go on vacation more often (if that's even possible considering that they take far too many vacations as it is) as they seem so much more chill and laid back after each trip that they take. There was minimal screeching, crying, pushing, shoving, grunting and creepy giggling. Evie was her usually pushy self but overall, it was a tolerable vlog.

With that said, there is some thing seriously wrong with that Esme. That poor girl is going through something that very obviously needs to be addressed. What child melts down the way that she did over a slip and slide??

It was nice to see Ashley encouraging the girls to say please before giving them bites of their nutritious lunch of Captain Crunch cereal. Although, the fact that they all swarm around her, pushing each other while screaming "bite, bite, bite" proves that teaching them to say please when they want something is a little late, but still nice to see, nonetheless. Let's hope that they are consistent with it.

I find it funny that there was not a single mention of their vacation, just that they had a nice break from vlogging. I see they are still trying to give off the impression that they spent a quiet week with their precious miracles.

I hate these people. I hope they go away soon. With Ashley being a Crown Princess for LipSense, she makes enough money (trust me, I won't say how I know, but I know for a fact that she makes killer money) to not need the YouTube cash flow anymore so hopefully they will eventually put the cameras down and actually parent their kids.

[Howlin17]

Is snarking still ok? Seems with one vlog, the greedy ones have totally redeemed themselves!
I see not much different at all. Asslie making sure she is featured. Tyblob with his maniac laugh. Why is he hiding? The high pitched, migraine inducing, voice of miss lipstench...
oh well....she did tell them to say please. Ev didn't injure anyone and get rewarded for it.....at least in this short time. I didn't hear the "durls"...gag....say much of anything....

[Alliecat_30]

[quote=A damn good idea Sisters in Snark providing the Greedners with positive reinforcement when they parent correctly. It worked for Pavlov's dogs didn't it![/quote]

Yes!!
(But if they're standing in high chairs tomorrow or eating donuts while schlepping across the dining room table, then I give up!) lol

[Pace5]

Why did Ashley emphasize that "Mommy will do it" when Scarlett handed her the slip n slide. I hardly ever refer to myself as mom to my kids (maybe I do more than I realize?). But the way she said it: "*mommy* will do it"...it was odd.

But the girls were talking a little more! I hate that A *still* repeated everything they said.

[Merikat]

My kids are grown, but I always referred to myself as "mommy" or "mom". - now I do so when talking to my furkids, lol!

Interestingly, I can access the GOMI forums today. Strange. I love this site tho!

[Snarky Lady]

Tyresomes Snapchat today, Assley fixing Barley's hair and Barley does the sound like Hazy does while people are talking. Assley says in her fake laugh voice "she only does this when the camera is on" Soooooooooo who thinks someone is grooming them???? Thinking to go viral again????????????

[Snarky Lady]

My kids are grown, but I always referred to myself as "mommy" or "mom". - now I do so when talking to my furkids, lol!

Interestingly, I can access the GOMI forums today. Strange. I love this site tho!

When I am talking to my kids I don't say, Mom will buy you that but I do find myself talking to my dog, and I will refer to myself a mama, "Come to your mama" "Mama loves her little boy dog" lol I am pretty sure when my kids were toddlers I probably did the same. Hmmm never thought about it lol I like this site too

[Pace5]

I used to say "bring it to momma" or "listen to momma". I don't know. The way she said it was just odd.

[skipperpt]

The Cabo blog did not disappoint with the excessive use of exclamation points!! I counted 30!!


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[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Is snarking still ok? Seems with one vlog, the greedy ones have totally redeemed themselves!
I see not much different at all. Asslie making sure she is featured. Tyblob with his maniac laugh. Why is he hiding? The high pitched, migraine inducing, voice of miss lipstench...
oh well....she did tell them to say please. Ev didn't injure anyone and get rewarded for it.....at least in this short time. I didn't hear the "durls"...gag....say much of anything....

Here is my theory on Tyson hiding.... We saw that horrible sunburn he got while he was in Cabo... Clearly they are pretending that they didn't go away. So then "how did he get that horrible sunburn in Utah?!" He can't show his face, because it will completely out them....

Someone else mentioned the possibility of an undercover Gardener trying to deflect views from the Bingham's. Who I love btw. How pissed off do you think the Greedners are that the Binghamton are BLOWING UP with subscribers right now?! Not sure anyone but me has paid attention but I noticed that they've gained almost 20,000 subscribers this month and they are gaining well over a thousand a day. Won't be very long before they move well past GQS. I'm sure that makes Ashley furious! I'd be willing to guess that is part of Ashley's bad attitude lately.

As for something positive I noticed today, the girls were actually using sign language during the whole cereal sharing thing. I've noticed it in another recent vlog too. Both times, more than one girl used the signs for "please" and "more" as they said the words. So they may overall be crappy parents, but there is at least some person, somewhere, that thought enough to teach them simple signs. Which is actually a very common thing to teach babies while also learning to talk. There is an entire video series created just for that purpose. Not saying it had to be T & A, but it was someone.

But it's weird to me that with all the conversation about the girls being behind and not talking enough that they have never bragged about them knowing simple signs. It seems like something they would have made a big deal out of while trying to prove what great parents they are. It just really makes me realize how backwards their ideas of parental priorities are.

[Sunnyunicorn]

These losers haven't changed at all. Tyson snapped one of the big twins getting her hair brutalized by Ashley and one of the big twins (same one? different one? I can't tell) standing in her high chair.

When my daughter was little she had a natural mullet (it was intense) so I'd use those little rubber bands to put it in pigtails. Welp those damaged her hair pretty badly and when it grew thick enough (and long enough in front) I had to cut a lot off the back.

Also that picture of them in all white in Cabo is HILARIOUS. Tyson hiding his giant gut behind Assley- we all know what you're doing Tyabetes! Plus Ads is slowly expanding herself so his weight difference is less stark. Do y'all think Ass tried to mount the guy on the far left? I'm not sure I'd blame her!

Oh, and we'll never snark the girls making progress or Tyabetes and Ass being better parents. That is what we WANT. Because unlike the psycho "fans" who don't care about the girls health, safety and development, we DO!

[OldCountry]

I'm sorry, as happy as I am that the parents finally played/ interacted with their children in today's vlog and it showed in the behavior of the girls, the girls had fun. They were smiling on their own, not being told, Show me your smile...But now, I have say it even pisses me off more that they didn't do that from the beginning.. To think how much more advanced/ happier the girls would have been. It was shown in one 20 minute video what is possible... It was all probably done because of the Tsunami this past week? Hopefully now it's catch up time and those two knuckleheads follow through. I am sure they were exhausted after all that effort, but you know what, the more you do, the easier it will get.. They were exhausted in the past doing nothing with girls, now welcome to the real world of parenting.. Efforts are rewarded. "This Is How We Parent" You know that song, don't ya?

[Snarky Lady]

I used to say "bring it to momma" or "listen to momma". I don't know. The way she said it was just odd.

I am sure that is the way I used the term too when my kids were small. I just put it down to her being in a different part of the country. "Can you dancing" "Mommy do it for you"

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

How pissed off do you think the Greedners are that the Binghamton are BLOWING UP with subscribers right now?!

Clearly I know their name is NOT Binghamton. My phone autocorrected that. I tried to edit it but I got a message that said I am no longer allowed to edit or delete that post. So weird. I wonder why.