Gardner Quad Squad

[OldCountry]

[quote="OldCountry"]I'm sorry, as happy as I am that the parents finally played/ interacted with their children in today's vlog and it showed in the behavior of the girls, the girls had fun. They were smiling on their own, not being told, Show me your smile...But now, I have say it even pisses me off more that they didn't do that from the beginning.. To think how much more advanced/ happier the girls would have been. It was shown in one 20 minute video what is possible... It was all probably done because of the Tsunami this past week? Hopefully now it's catch up time and those two knuckleheads follow through. I am sure they were exhausted after all that effort, but you know what, the more you do, the easier it will get.. They were exhausted in the past doing nothing with girls, now welcome to the real world of parenting.. Efforts are rewarded. "This Is How We Parent" You know that song, don't ya?

[Laughter6789]

I posted earlier but it isn't showing on here. Weird.

[OldCountry]

I tried to edit my last post, but couldn't.. I didn't realize that the emoji at the end of my comment was a gun to head... oopsy... I thought it was a thinking one.. Not real crazy about that one I posted, not sure it should be used anywhere, just my opinion..... I do miss the little BS sign,, that comes into to play a lot...

[lovethispage]

Durls do you love playing in the WA-DER?

Do you love your breakfast of champions?
Not. DumbAss Tyresom that's Wheaties you nitwit not Captain Crunch. Yes we caught that one Tub and Ass. After whale man said it you could hear Asswit give a little chuckle under her breath "Har har". That whole thing was for us guys.

Yes the durlies required some much needed energy from sugared cereal as they must have come down from their sugar high from the donuts they regularly consume. Gotta keep em revved up.

Yes I noticed they don't walk like normal 2 and a half year olds. I especially noticed Indie when she was walking towards the door to go outside. She was doing something funny with her arms. She holds them like she's carrying something but isn't and her feet are turned out and she really doesn't walk. She waddles. Maybe one of the parental units walks that way. I'm sure now that they have read this they'll make sure and edit out showing that funny walk. I haven't noticed the other units walking that funny.

So apparently in the Greedner household if you are constipated you don't have to wear clothes you get to wear your diaper all day.

It was cute watching the durlies going down the slide into the end of the slip and slide. I was thinking to myself that is a good filming angle for that activity, then I'm watching messy nap hair and then BAM it edits to a huge shot of ClownAss in all her glory. I think she clowned it up to the supreme maximum just for us. She looked like she had extreme holiday spackle on. Maybe she was getting ready for a much needed date night.

Anybody notice the White Bellied Whale teaching his daughters how to table dance? Hopefully they won't need those skills when they run away from home.

Yes Assers is teaching the troups to say please. Good job Assers!! Now all she needs to do is teach them the follow up thank you and they will have their start on some much needed basic manners. They still have a ways to go.

Oh but right we only see 15 minutes of their day...

[lovethispage]

I mean obviously the durls wouldn't have reacted much to their return, but as that hasn't stopped them before I reckon the real reason they didn't film it is because then they would have had to explain where they were returning from

I don't get it. I must have missed something. Fill me in somebody. Why do they/fans think they didn't go anywhere when they put it on IG?

[Laughter6789]

Ok, I'll try again.

Today's vlog was actually tolerable! No screeching, grunting, shoving and minimal crying! Although Evie did push her sister down the slide and there was some of the usual pushing but overall, the girls seemed to have a nice time playing in the water and Ashley seemed pretty chill. I was also happy to see Ashley encouraging the girls to say please before giving them bites of their highly nutritious lunch of Captain Crunch cereal. The fact that they swarmed around her screaming "bite, bite, bite" like rabid little beasts just shows that teaching them to ask politely is a little too late, but still necessary good to see nonetheless.

With that said, there is something seriously wrong with Esme that needs to be addressed. That little girl is just not right. Something had to have happened to her. Her fear of everything and the way that she freaked out when she was put on the slip and slide is not normal behavior, especially for a child that used to be a little daredevil. She was always the most confident one out of the feral four.

The part that ruined the vlog for me was the very end in which 2 of the girls were standing on a table dancing. The fact that they are still encouraging their kids to do dangerous shit just pisses me off. Who the eff encourages a 2 year old to stand on a table and dance?

[lovethispage]

My kids are grown, but I always referred to myself as "mommy" or "mom". - now I do so when talking to my furkids, lol!

Interestingly, I can access the GOMI forums today. Strange. I love this site tho!

Alice wants you back lol

[lovethispage]

How pissed off do you think the Greedners are that the Binghamton are BLOWING UP with subscribers right now?!

Clearly I know their name is NOT Binghamton. My phone autocorrected that. I tried to edit it but I got a message that said I am no longer allowed to edit or delete that post. So weird. I wonder why.

I was reading somewhere on this site maybe FAQ that you can only edit so many times. Don't hold me to it I kinda skimmed through it

[Night lady]

I'm sorry sister's in snark, I didn't notice a change in the girls today. I still see the bully Evie pushing her sister, one bowl of cereal for 4 TWO YEAR OLDS, a half naked toddler, dancing on the table, no understandable speech, gait issues, i could go on. I just dont see improvements. Sorry. Please dont hate me.....

[Snarky Lady]

I tried to edit my last post, but couldn't.. I didn't realize that the emoji at the end of my comment was a gun to head... oopsy... I thought it was a thinking one.. Not real crazy about that one I posted, not sure it should be used anywhere, just my opinion..... I do miss the little BS sign,, that comes into to play a lot...

I've never seen an option to edit

[OldCountry]

My kids are grown, but I always referred to myself as "mommy" or "mom". - now I do so when talking to my furkids, lol!

Interestingly, I can access the GOMI forums today. Strange. I love this site tho!

Alice wants you back lol

Are they going to release the Gardners from VIP? I was blocked also but now can go there to the others, but not the Gardners, Just curious....

[Night lady]

Tybag is doing a live feed. Treats, treats and more treats. How lovely. NOT. I still can't understand the 2 bigger twins.

[Snarky Lady]

VIP GQS still there, no comments but one in a few day!!! Tyresome just posted a blog of pics from Cabo!!! I guess even with pictures to prove they were there, the minions will still be defending them. I saw them through their GQS FB page.

[OldCountry]

I think that an edit button only shows up on a Post a Reply, not on a reply to someone.. just a guess.. I am trying this now...

I just had an edit button show up.. see if this works,,, Yes it is showing what I just added.. but I don't think you can edit on a reply post,, not sure, will have to try that out.

[qsauntiem]

In the live feed, Evie said "Hold you" and he actually said "I can't hold you, I have to hold the camera." Um, what? Oh my gosh, her little heart was broken when he put her down. All for the sake of the stupid camera

[Stellaboo]

Yeah, I don't think there was any improvement in how Dumb and Dumber parent. Nothing has changed there. Encouraging two of them to dance on the table is one of the stupidest things I've seen Tyson do. It's NOT funny you idiot! One or both of them is destined to fall off of it now that you've let them know it's OK to get up there. His recent snapchat shows the girls in their high chairs eating Cheetos. And Evie is standing up in hers. I'm not sure which one is worse....the Cheetos or standing up. And you can't figure out why Esme is constipated?

It sounds like she's refusing to wear clothes now too. In Ashley's live feed she said that all of them kept taking their clothes and diapers off while they were in Cabo. Stripping is definitely a two-year-old thing, but I really think Esme is trying to tell them something's wrong by acting out. And can you imagine all four of the girls taking their clothes off in public at the same time? LOL! I can't wait until that happens - and I bet it will.

Finally, how inappropriate is it to send strangers underwear in the mail? I found that disturbing for some reason. Ashley was all giddy because it came from Greece. ?????? I realize that the girls will need training pants, but it's just weird that someone felt the need to send it as a gift. That's the kind of thing parents are responsible for - not random creepers on the internet. How tacky.

[Stellaboo]

In the live feed, Evie said "Hold you" and he actually said "I can't hold you, I have to hold the camera." Um, what? Oh my gosh, her little heart was broken when he put her down. All for the sake of the stupid camera

Agreed. Both parents should just put the damn cameras/phones down and actually play with their kids.

[Stellaboo]

Geez, I'm only a few minutes in to Tyson's live feed and I want to scream already. Ashley is of course gone for the afternoon.
Scarlett and Evie get popsicles after they wake up from their nap. (Which Tyson calls poppasicles, ug!)
Then he rolls his eyes because they go in to the pantry to pick out another snack and it takes them a long time.
They come back out with (surprise!) candy. Seriously you jerk?

Oh, and his hair is standing straight up with what looks to be an entire tube of hair gel.

[Stellaboo]

OK, I finished the live feed. Yikes, what a nightmare!

Tyson makes sure we know that Einstein didn't talk until he was 5. This was accompanied by some BS about how each kid will talk when they are ready, and some other crap about his parenting "theory". Which was ironic because he was holding Scarlett at the time, and she answered each of his questions only by smiling and grunting.

At the end they all melt down for one reason or another - except Indie who just puts a blanket over her head like she wants to hide. Evie screams and pouts because Tyson put her down, and we hear Esme crying about her "wubbie". He considers putting the phone down for a moment to deal with the girls, but then decides against it. Screeching ensues. He even has the nerve to say "when does mommy get home?", while mugging at us for sympathy.

And one of them brings him a broken pacifier to which he responds "oh that's the one Indie bit through" and proceeds to give it back to her.
Great idea man! You'll get tons of extra attention when one of them chokes on it and ends up in the hospital. Those things all should have gone in the garbage last year! But hey, whatever keeps the girls quiet right?

[Aussiegal2017]

Those poor girls their teeth are not good you can see what those things they suck on are doing to the shape of thier mouth




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