Gardner Quad Squad

[Abbiedownunder]

Notice there was absolutely no screeching today. Not outside or in so maybe they are taking notice of some of the comments. First time I've seen such interaction with the girls with the counting too. But did we really have to hear about how loud Tyson spews and how many times. Pleeeeease.

[SnarkieSophie]

Sisters in Snark,

I apologize for not posting one of my usual book length comments recently but I have been a tad busy as you all well know. I'm returning to a theme I explored in early October last year on the GOMI Greedner thread.

The scene:

Early morning in the Greedner McMansion on the Feral Four's first day of High School. manTits and Madison are in the kitchen packing and checking the Feral Four's school bags.

Madison, not the Clown PrincAss, is doing this because sadly, the Clown PrincAss left manTits and the Feral Four 10 years earlier to shack up with the Bingham Dad. Thankfully the Bingham Dad saw the error of his ways and returned to the excellent Mother of his children, the somewhat Mousy Mindy. The Clown PrincAss then had a series of affairs with her lipshit gal pals' HOT hubbies. None of these affairs turned into marriage so The Jumping on Men Jezabel, in desperation, had her last fling with her brother-in-law, Drake who was married to poor Claudia at the time. Claudia was pissed, BIG TIME, with the Clown PrincAss not only because she had an affair with her hubby but also because giving Jezabel the key to her apartment's pool resulted in her being evicted from said apartment.

The Clown PrincAss is now back living with Machete Mimi and Papa and now celibate, not by choice, but because her atrocious diet has seen her pack on the pounds and she is now a size 24. And it is this, coupled with the fact that all that lipshit makeup that she applies daily with a trowel and, can only be removed with a chemical peel in a Dermatologist's Surgery has left her face looking like a prune with false eyelashes.

The Feral Four are oblivious to the fact that their biological Mother left them. They think the sweet, loving, seemingly sensible and maternal Madison is their beloved Mama. Poor Madison. The love she has for the Feral Four saw her selflessly sacrifice a life full of potential to be a Mama to the motherless Feral Four. The poor Feral Four have no idea that the, occasionally seen, extremely large, shrieking lady with a face that looks like a prune with false eyelashes but "on fleck" eyebrows, thanks to their Aunt Whitney, who constantly tries to hug them but never succeeds due to a clever blocking maneuver developed by the Feral Four is in fact, their biological Mother.

Back to the scene, manTits and Madison in the McMansion's kitchen packing and checking the Feral Four will everything they need for their first day of High School:


manTits: 2 x 8oz bottles of milk, per girl with spare nipples in Indie"s and Esme's bags (because they always bite holes in bottle nipples). Madison: Check!

manTits: Snacks per girl:

1 x dozen "donit" holes. Madison: Check!

3 x "guckies" (what the Clown PrincAss calls those small, round lollipops on a stick). Madison: Check!

1 x box of Smarties. Madison: Check!

1 x family sized packet of Bugles. Madison: Check!

6 x chicken nuggets. Madison: Check!

manTits: Diapers, 3 per girl, (Adult size, sadly, because the girls are now tubby, like both their parents, due to their unique carbs and sugar only diet). Madison: Check!

manTits: WubbaNubs, 1 per girl, (with their High School's mascot as the stuffed toy attached to the binkie). Madison: Check!

manTits: Minky blanket 1 per girl. Madison: Check!

manTits: 3 "costume" changes per girl. Madison: Check!

manTits: 1 x small pack of wipes per girl (to clean their hands after eating, BY HAND, sloppy joes for lunch). Madison: Check!

manTits: 1 x Makeup bag (chock full of lipshit makeup) per girl. Madison: Check!

manTits: 1 x Brush, comb and curling want per girl. Madison: Check!

manTits: Gopros and harnesses for vlogging, one set per girl. Madison: Check!

manTits: Cell/mobile phone. Madison: Check!

manTits: 1 x iPad per girl with their Augmentative and Alternative Communication (AAC) app. Very sadly the girls language development level has stayed at the 18 month old level because their dimwit parents ignored the "haters" and refused to have the girls evaluated and much needed therapies put in place. Hence their spoken word vocab (baby talk really eg baba, wawa, guckies, I wuv oow) remains less than 20 words.

manTits: 10 bucks in case the durls need to buy themselves extra food (in case they becomes stressed it being their first day of High School after all). Madison: Check!

manTits: Helmets and protective, padded clothing (sadly, because the other kids beat up the Gardner Quads because they are considered bullies and big babies). Madison: Check!

manTits: Okay my teeny tiny durls in the car. You're off to start your first day of High School. Good job! Why are you so beautiful? Creepy laugh.

Madison: Sigh!

Sisters, feel free to add anything I may have inadvertently left out.

Awl done.

[Snarky Lady]

Oh Sophie thank you so much for the laugh you have given me. I screwed something up at work that has taken hours to unscrew and really needed this laugh. I did not use the "quote" option because it was pretty long lol but thoroughly enjoyed it. I cannot think of a thing extra to include lol

[qsauntiem]

Yeah, this might be the best thing I've read. EVER. It was pretty all-inclusive and like Snarky Lady, I couldn't think of a single thing to add to it.

[Night lady]

Let's not forget bottles with milk and sippie cups if they are thirsty. Plus feminine products. Although tybag will be in complete denial about his teeny tiny girls reaching puberty so Madison will sneak those in their backpacks.

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[Night lady]

Let's not forget bottles with milk and sippie cups if they are thirsty. Plus feminine products. Although tybag will be in complete denial about his teeny tiny girls reaching puberty so Madison will sneak those in their backpacks.

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Oops, you did have the milk and bottles, my bad. Lol.

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[Something_Relevant]

Can't forget business cards with all their social media platforms and P.O. box so people know where to send gifts.

[Merikat]

Your post is Gold, SnarkieSophie; I love it!!

[snarksite]

SnarkieSophie. I am sitting here at work laughing so hard. You paint such a vivid picture with your words - I can actually picture all of it. Thank you!


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[greatstonedragon]

They're talking crap on Sophie on Reddit, and the GOMI stalker is giving her supposed side of the story...
https://www.reddit.com/r/blogsnark/comm ... 2/djfoijt/

[Night lady]

They're talking crap on Sophie on Reddit, and the GOMI stalker is giving her supposed side of the story...
https://www.reddit.com/r/blogsnark/comm ... 2/djfoijt/

Wow, what in the hell? They are the crazy ones not us. Snarkie Sophie is awesome along with Stellaboo. It's the coal monster who needs to be kept in a cage away from society cuz that is the definitely of bat sh*t crazy.

Don't worry Stellaboo and snarkie Sophie, we love you here. Keep snarking sister's and don't mind the others....

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[Stellaboo]

So according to Ashley, the girls have great imaginations because they were playing with the woodchips on the playground. And they are SO creative because they dumped all the chips on the slide. Um, no. If they were playing that the chips were fairy dust, that would be imaginative. Playing with rocks, dirt, and woodchips is standard toddler stuff. She is so clueless it is comical.

Whenever people ask Tyson about how to tell Scarlett and Evie apart he always says that you can recognize Scarlett by her smile....
Or the grunting. I knew immediately that was her next to Ashley because all she did was grunt when asked to say something.

Can someone please explain to me how closing their eyes is an imitation of Mick Jagger?
Sorry, not funny.

And poor Tyson. Maybe if he stopped eating so much gas station food he wouldn't end up with "food poisoning".
Just FYI, real food poisoning is actually fairly rare - most stomach upsets like that are caused by a virus.

Or his body could simply be going on strike due to all the nasty crap he puts in it.

[Stellaboo]

They're talking crap on Sophie on Reddit, and the GOMI stalker is giving her supposed side of the story...
https://www.reddit.com/r/blogsnark/comm ... 2/djfoijt/

Wow, what in the hell? They are the crazy ones not us. Snarkie Sophie is awesome along with Stellaboo. It's the coal monster who needs to be kept in a cage away from society cuz that is the definitely of bat sh*t crazy.

Don't worry Stellaboo and snarkie Sophie, we love you here. Keep snarking sister's and don't mind the others....

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LOL! I found that completely hilarious. I love when crazy people call other people crazy.
That creeper is just so butthurt that we found out who she was and know that she's been following us around the internet.
She keeps finding more places to post her sad little story in the hopes that she will get more attention.

I literally could NOT care less what she (or anyone) thinks of us here. She is so desperate I'm almost sorry for her.
I just don't understand why she can't let it go. Listen up LouLou, if you are "above" all of this, then stop creeping in places we talk.
It's as simple as that. No one here is allowed to post your real name, so you're safe. All we ask is that you go away.

[Merikat]

They're talking crap on Sophie on Reddit, and the GOMI stalker is giving her supposed side of the story...
https://www.reddit.com/r/blogsnark/comm ... 2/djfoijt/

That crazy person really is psycho!!!
It was me she "outed" by Facebook name on the TLC thread.
1) I almost never post on GQS YouTube.
2) when I do, it is not with my Facebook name or my GOMI name.
3) I did not post my TLC comments on any the GQS page.
4) the only way she could find out my Facebook name is, obviously, by stalking me.
5) she is not worth any more time or effort to respond to.
6) unless she slanders me on Reddit I will leave her alone.
7) I never read that site and am happy here with "my people".
7) life's too short to give crazies any of our attention

[Merikat]

9) if "we" are all "jealous haters" why don't we have a thread besmirching the Busbys?
10) because the Busbys are good parents who don't just exploit their children, and do get them help in areas developmental concern. In other words, they are good parents.

[Snarky Lady]

Wow just wow. If that is her side of the story someone hit her over the head with a bag of coal!!!! She is delusional. I read the Reddit blog and noticed she said she was not using her regular name there. Well reading a couple of comments from other names sure sounded like her. How much time does this nut have making several Reddit names to post Now who would have gotten her banned from gomi??? She would have done that herself. Evidently I am banned but I am not blaming anyone but Alice in Gomiland her loss we had a great thread going and the regulars knew the rules. It was the newby's coming in breaking them

[Snarky Lady]

I just skimmed through today's vlog at the comments that made it through. Monitoring the comments have take some fun away from me. I feel short changed The Greedners are deluding themselves if they think they are hiding the fact they get negative comments.

[SnarkieSophie]

Yay!!! I'm a topic of discussion on Readit. My friends and family will be so proud. I've already sent them a print screen of the thread in an email.

As P.T. Barnum once said NO publicity is BAD publicity.

Hopefully, TLC or TMZ or a similar outfit will start reading the Greedner YTMD thread and my posts and offer to PAY me to write articles about TV series, celebs etc. as my recuperation will be long and I need something to keep my mind active.

No seriously folks, Ms Crazy Cow has totally lost it hasn't she. I had previously thought of her as being bright 12 or 13 year old girl but then clicked on her her YouTube thumbnail and realised she was in fact a grown woman. I then realised she wasn't as bright as I thought by being GOMI's and now YTMD's excellent (more members!/more views!) Marketing Manager on the Greedner YouTube channel and by informing people on Facebook that YTMD was a Greedner snarking site whilst not realising/remembering / knowing that Facebook immediately emails the account holder to inform that an attempt was made to access their account from a different device and EVEN helpfully provides the target victim with the hacker's IP Address as well as their country, state and even freaking suburb!

Sadly, I think Ms Crazy Cow is mentally unstable because she has been endeavouring to ascertain Sister's email addresses and attempting to hack into their Facebook accounts. I wonder what she intended to do once she had access to these Facebook accounts? Place a HUGE red banner across the victim's Facebook page proclaiming "I the Gardners!" She probably had not thought it out that far. Her mind is probably spinning as fast as the Large Haldron Coolider and therefore totally out of control. Poor, sad cow.

Now that she's ratchted up her lies to try and convince people that SHE is the victim, balled up in the foetal position being mercilessly and viciously kicked by the Sisters in Snark in steel toed shoes, does she not realise that all these lies can be easily disproved by our Moderators? Also, she must be as thick as 2 strong planks if she hasn't realised that YTMD Moderators will probably research her and realise she's a poisonous cow and decommission/cashier her?

Why is she investing all this time, effort and work on behalf of a family she has never met that lives half a world away? Surely to God she requires a university/college undergraduate degree to practise in her profession? She must then be of at least average intelligence, as opposed to the self proclaimed "highly intelligent" manTits.

I now firmly believe that she must be going through some some sort of protracted nervous breakdown. Hopefully she will seek some sort of psychiatric help very soon in order for her to play on the same level playing field as us. It's like shooting a fish in a barrel otherwise.

Must sleep.

Awl done

[OldCountry]

Sisters in Snark,

I apologize for not posting one of my usual book length comments recently but I have been a tad busy as you all well know. I'm returning to a theme I explored in early October last year on the GOMI Greedner thread.

The scene:

Early morning in the Greedner McMansion on the Feral Four's first day of High School. manTits and Madison are in the kitchen packing and checking the Feral Four's school bags.

Madison, not the Clown PrincAss, is doing this because sadly, the Clown PrincAss left manTits and the Feral Four 10 years earlier to shack up with the Bingham Dad. Thankfully the Bingham Dad saw the error of his ways and returned to the excellent Mother of his children, the somewhat Mousy Mindy. The Clown PrincAss then had a series of affairs with her lipshit gal pals' HOT hubbies. None of these affairs turned into marriage so The Jumping on Men Jezabel, in desperation, had her last fling with her brother-in-law, Drake who was married to poor Claudia at the time. Claudia was pissed, BIG TIME, with the Clown PrincAss not only because she had an affair with her hubby but also because giving Jezabel the key to her apartment's pool resulted in her being evicted from said apartment.

The Clown PrincAss is now back living with Machete Mimi and Papa and now celibate, not by choice, but because her atrocious diet has seen her pack on the pounds and she is now a size 24. And it is this, coupled with the fact that all that lipshit makeup that she applies daily with a trowel and, can only be removed with a chemical peel in a Dermatologist's Surgery has left her face looking like a prune with false eyelashes.

The Feral Four are oblivious to the fact that their biological Mother left them. They think the sweet, loving, seemingly sensible and maternal Madison is their beloved Mama. Poor Madison. The love she has for the Feral Four saw her selflessly sacrifice a life full of potential to be a Mama to the motherless Feral Four. The poor Feral Four have no idea that the, occasionally seen, extremely large, shrieking lady with a face that looks like a prune with false eyelashes but "on fleck" eyebrows, thanks to their Aunt Whitney, who constantly tries to hug them but never succeeds due to a clever blocking maneuver developed by the Feral Four is in fact, their biological Mother.

Back to the scene, manTits and Madison in the McMansion's kitchen packing and checking the Feral Four will everything they need for their first day of High School:


manTits: 2 x 8oz bottles of milk, per girl with spare nipples in Indie"s and Esme's bags (because they always bite holes in bottle nipples). Madison: Check!

manTits: Snacks per girl:

1 x dozen "donit" holes. Madison: Check!

3 x "guckies" (what the Clown PrincAss calls those small, round lollipops on a stick). Madison: Check!

1 x box of Smarties. Madison: Check!

1 x family sized packet of Bugles. Madison: Check!

6 x chicken nuggets. Madison: Check!

manTits: Diapers, 3 per girl, (Adult size, sadly, because the girls are now tubby, like both their parents, due to their unique carbs and sugar only diet). Madison: Check!

manTits: WubbaNubs, 1 per girl, (with their High School's mascot as the stuffed toy attached to the binkie). Madison: Check!

manTits: Minky blanket 1 per girl. Madison: Check!

manTits: 3 "costume" changes per girl. Madison: Check!

manTits: 1 x small pack of wipes per girl (to clean their hands after eating, BY HAND, sloppy joes for lunch). Madison: Check!

manTits: 1 x Makeup bag (chock full of lipshit makeup) per girl. Madison: Check!

manTits: 1 x Brush, comb and curling want per girl. Madison: Check!

manTits: Gopros and harnesses for vlogging, one set per girl. Madison: Check!

manTits: Cell/mobile phone. Madison: Check!

manTits: 1 x iPad per girl with their Augmentative and Alternative Communication (AAC) app. Very sadly the girls language development level has stayed at the 18 month old level because their dimwit parents ignored the "haters" and refused to have the girls evaluated and much needed therapies put in place. Hence their spoken word vocab (baby talk really eg baba, wawa, guckies, I wuv oow) remains less than 20 words.

manTits: 10 bucks in case the durls need to buy themselves extra food (in case they becomes stressed it being their first day of High School after all). Madison: Check!

manTits: Helmets and protective, padded clothing (sadly, because the other kids beat up the Gardner Quads because they are considered bullies and big babies). Madison: Check!

manTits: Okay my teeny tiny durls in the car. You're off to start your first day of High School. Good job! Why are you so beautiful? Creepy laugh.

Madison: Sigh!

Sisters, feel free to add anything I may have inadvertently left out.

Awl done.

I needed to quote this for all just joining in to read.. you might have missed it, maybe...This is one of the funniest "scripts" I have read in a long time. Sophie ,you should write for SNL. This is not mean to me at all, might be some comments down the road, who knows.. Too Bad..With all of the descriptions and details, I found myself standing next to poor Madison trying to help her fill those "backpacks" . I envisioned her standing there alone actually filling the backpacks then saying Check, while FatHead , probably sitting down somewhere,, probably on the couch, shouting across the room,,,,,With him only looking down on a piece of paper reading off what poor Madison needed to put in those backpacks and then she is doing it. I was there to help Madison... I think she was happy I was there! Thanks again Sophie, that was fun....

[Snarky Lady]

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