Gardner Quad Squad: Durls, Dollars and Donits | Part 3

[Stellaboo]

On Bison's Snapchat right now there is a video of Trashley dancing in front of the fridge like she's on a stripper pole.

Bison is doing his creepy laugh and yelling "you're crazy!". I was waiting for him to start sticking dollar bills down her pants.

Oh, and the girls are there too. Way to be a role model Trashley!

[OldCountry]

I think Tyass' and PrincAss' next goal is to groom their kids to be stars. I'm surprised they haven't put them into acting class or a singing class. Maybe they think they'll just naturally be stars because they've been told to perform for the camera their entire lives. They know they need a new draw once their toddlers grow into kids and no longer attract lonely old ladies to their youtube page. They wanted to start with Esme, she has her own handle on instagram, #esmefaces or something like that. But now Esme is scared and withdrawn from everything, so that won't work. Evie is who they will groom next, thinking with her bullying ways that she will charge headfirst into a room and go after what she wants.

I don't know, I wish I had more to snark on today. No girls on the vlog means I'm not going to watch it.

I agree but there is one big problem with any of those suggestions and that is the fact they would have to know how to talk and pronounce correctly and be able to follow orders. That leaves the FF out!!! They definitely do not know how to talk and no one has ever taken the time to teach them. There is one command they understand and it is ATTACK food, presents etc.

Another thing is they are just not that cute. Look at their features. Not only does the bigger twins have fat faces, they have little pig noses. The kids are
just not that likable and I doubt any producer would want to take them on

I'm not so sure about that a producer wouldn't want them. I heard they are making remakes of The Shining and The Exorcist, perfect for the two bigs. Their voices have the sound effects down, just if they could learn a few words before filming. Not sure how the diapers being loaded up will work out on the filming stage though. Did I just all that out loud? Yep, I guess I did.. It's the parents' fault!!!

[BumblebeeBubbles]

I know I don't watch every vlog religiously. But one of their KAD wrote on YT today that they should consider a pool since "you're teaching the girls to swim this Summer." Wait. What? Someone either mixed marijuana with their koolaide instead of sugar or is freaking funny sarcastic.

[Jm87053]

Ok. I'm joining in here not knowing too much about them. I know of them from fb and such. Questions-Why is her nickname trashley? & Are they crappy parents? I hate that they do click bait posts on fb for their yt channel. I don't like that they're so into being in the spotlight.

[SnarkieSophie]

Hello Sisters, I'm back to snark and have fun!

Once again thank you all so very much for your kind words they were much appreciated during a very difficult time.

I find it fascinating that none of us have ever met face-to-face yet we have such a strong bond of Sisterhood/kinship, don't we Sisters? No doubt this kinship is in direct proportion to our loathing of Two Ton Tyler (thanks, Sister I love it) and The Babysitter and their unique philosophy re child rearing ie the "Let's do everything in our power to ensure our durls never reach their full potential" approach. Luckily this approach dovetails nicely with T$A's life philosophy of "Whatever's easiest".

Today's vlog....FULL HOUSE TOUR! ALL THREE LEVELS! The only reason this title did not include the phrase "AND A THREE CAR GARAGE!" was because The Babysitter demanded she edit the vlog after getting all hot and bothered at dinner with Mr Mountable. Poor 14 year old girl that she is, she needed an excuse, editing the vlog, to call Mr Mountable and bill and coo.

So, Two Ton Tyler and The Babysitter are at the McMansion with their building Team having a "4-way inspection". I've got to hand it to their Team they didn't roll their eyes, cover their ears, put on their sunglasses to protect their eyes from the glare of the full Miss America makeup or barf when they had to look at a fat, sweaty, red-faced slob with the greasiest hair you have ever seen. Despite being Bed, Bath and Beyond's favourite customer Two Ton always looks like he reeks, doesn't he? Ewwwwww! And, Mr Mountable always looks like he smells clean, fresh and masculine. Yup, the polar opposite of Two Ton. Poor Babysitter.

Kudos to The Babysitter though because she did tone down her makeup from the usual "Drag Queen" to "News Reader". Betcha Mr Mountable has said something about less is more when it comes to makeup, during one of their midnight phone calls.

Despite the fact that T$A can't forward plan to save their lives they had the prescience to demand a HUGE front door that will allow Two Ton Tyler on his mobility scooter to come in the front door. Poor possum, he will hit 600 pounds within 3 years due to his sugar and carbs addiction and emotional eating which, we know, will only get worse as the trainwreck unfolds.

The front entrance will have a chandelier LMAO, Two Ton is obviously going to model the McMansion on Trump's apartment in Trump Towers.

There will be a room for the durl's piano and its door will be permanently locked. Because, if you remember, according to The Babysitter, this piano is a precious family heirloom that's been in The Babysitter's family for generations. The Pioneer Weisenburgers must have had it strapped to their wagon on their longggg treck in 1847 I believe.

There are going to be big squares on the ceiling of the durl's piano room. What does this mean???

The Babysitter's office has double entry doors (WTF?) because she is a Ruby Princess after all. Though not a corner office it does have commanding views of the house next door.

The bookcases in the formal living room have bitten the dust. T$A obviously had a rethink on the bookcases and realised they don't have any books so, one side of the fireplace will be a bench and the other a cabinet for their numerous awards. I can envisage it now....the "YouTube Subscriber" plaques, "The World's Most Incompetent Parents" Cup, "The Champion Grifters" Cup, The "Daylight Donits Favourite Customer" Award (a donit cast in bronze), the "Sodalicious Favourite Customer" Bucket, and the Utah Infertility Charity's "Did Fuck All" (translation: absolutely nothing) Award to list just a few.

The kitchen has a double oven.

The "Appliance Bar" is a dream come true for The Babysitter. She will never have to pull her mixer out of the cupboard and put it back again. It will be all setup and ready to use the next time she makes chicken enchiladas. She makes her world famous chicken enchiladas twice a year, once in November and once February. Why does she use a mixer to make chicken enchiladas? If you recall Sisters, the one and only time she used the mixer was to shred store bought cooked chicken for her heart attack on a plate "World Famous" recipe.

The electric can opener will get a beating though because both Two Ton and The Babysitter use canned soup (one of the Greedner's major food groups after sugar and carbs) in every one of their "World Famous" recipes. And, the Greedner's are COMMITTED to making one home cooked meal a month.

At this point in the vlog I was bored to tears so I took one of my STRONG pain killers and made myself a cup of tea and enjoyed it on my sunny balcony. Then I girded my loins to watch the rest of the vlog. As I rarely take these pain killers when I do the sensation is total bliss. The only downside, if you can call it that, is a loss of cognitive function hence things got a bit hazy at this point.

Up the stairs we went. Bedroom blah blah, big closet for The Babysitter blah blah, bathroom, bathroom, bedroom blah blah Jack and Jill bathroom blah blah, bathroom, bedroom, bathroom blah blah blah. Is it possible they have more bathrooms than bedrooms? One thing is for certain the McMansion would make an excellent upmarket brothel!

Down to the finished/unfinished (??? I lost the plot here) basement. Space blah blah blah space blah space blah blah blah. Home theatre for Greedner's to throw parties and watch future seasons of "Rattled"

Outside. Lots of land blah blah lots of land blah blah blah, ridiculously small deck for such a HUGE house, lots of land blah blah views, Utah is beautiful blah blah, Tyson loves yard work.

Final couple selfie.


Awl done.


PS: The Greedner Shit Show on Access Hollywood was the only high point of a dreadful week.

[OldCountry]

Ok. I'm joining in here not knowing too much about them. I know of them from fb and such. Questions-Why is her nickname trashley? & Are they crappy parents? I hate that they do click bait posts on fb for their yt channel. I don't like that they're so into being in the spotlight.

Welcome! Not sure, but I think you may want to fasten your seatbelt if people respond to your questions.. Otherwise, if you are curious, I think if you only go back only 5 or 6 pages( or further) and read, it might give you some info about them.

[Night lady]

Welcome back Sophie!!!

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[qsauntiem]

Sophie...I'm not even sure which is my favorite of that post. I loved it all (and gave it a thumbs up as soon as I saw it was from you, before reading.)

Glad you're back. You make this most entertaining of threads even more enjoyable.

[OldCountry]

YEAH SOPHIE!! I didn't even read what you just wrote yet.. just saw your name and wanted to say HELLO!!!

[Night lady]

Ok. I'm joining in here not knowing too much about them. I know of them from fb and such. Questions-Why is her nickname trashley? & Are they crappy parents? I hate that they do click bait posts on fb for their yt channel. I don't like that they're so into being in the spotlight.

Are you sure you're ready for the answers? Lol... we sister's in snark here find the answers funny, hopefully you will too.
Trashley = Yes, because she is a trashy type of "mother". With all her clown lipshit makeup.
Yes, they really are horrible parents. Maybe read previous posts to catch up on reasons why.


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[Jm87053]

Oh ok no problem . I hope I don't get picked on, sorry for the silly question. I'm not brand new, I've been on a couple other boards here too. Just curious if there was a "run down" answer.
Yes, I was going to do catch up anyway.

[Night lady]

Oh ok no problem . I hope I don't get picked on, sorry for the silly question. I'm not brand new, I've been on a couple other boards here too. Just curious if there was a "run down" answer.
Yes, I was going to do catch up anyway.

No, you won't get picked on. Welcome to our thread of snark. Have fun catching up.

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[Snarky Lady]

So happy to see you Sophie!!! Hope you are doing well. Loved your post!!!! Have missed you!!!

[OldCountry]

Oh ok no problem . I hope I don't get picked on, sorry for the silly question. I'm not brand new, I've been on a couple other boards here too. Just curious if there was a "run down" answer.
Yes, I was going to do catch up anyway.

I'm sorry, when I said fasten your seatbelt, I meant you might hear a gazillion reasons, which there are that many, why they are horrible people, if other people here responded to you here, that's all.. None of us would pick on you here. Feel free to ask any questions you want.

[eskayem]

Should we start a new thread?

[Stellaboo]

Oh ok no problem . I hope I don't get picked on, sorry for the silly question. I'm not brand new, I've been on a couple other boards here too. Just curious if there was a "run down" answer.
Yes, I was going to do catch up anyway.

Welcome!
The Gardners (or Greedners as we call them) have 2.5 year old quadruplet daughters (The Feral Four) that they shamelessly pimp out in order to make money. They truly are some of the world's shittiest parents. The girls are fed nothing but sugar and carbs (donuts for breakfast almost every day) and they are hopelessly developmentally delayed when it comes to things an average 2 year old should be doing. They have never had any discipline either, and as such they behave like feral animals - biting, scratching, shoving, hitting each other. Their parents refuse to believe that their little "miracles" are anything but perfect geniuses, and so the girls don't get any of the therapy that they desperately need.

Ashley (Trashley) runs one of those lipstick pyramid schemes - and wears enough makeup for all the clowns in the world.
She is afraid of her own kids, and takes every opportunity to pawn them off on various family members so she doesn't have to spend any time with them. She also constantly screeches at the top of her lungs, and still uses baby talk when speaking with her daughters.
Tyson (Bison) is a fat disgusting slob who is a heart attack waiting to happen. He guzzles soda and snarfs up donuts/junk food at an alarming rate. He spends a great deal of time lying around and doesn't have a real job.

Both of them complain non-stop about how tired they are, and think they deserve special treatment because they have 4 two-year olds.
They use that excuse a LOT - they do whatever is easiest, versus what is best for their children. Which is why they now have four bratty, non-verbal, aggressive, confused, anxious, rude, obnoxious, and non-potty trained little monsters who don't listen to a word they say and are a terror in public.

And that's just for starters!

[Snarky Lady]

Should we start a new thread?

We submitted some titles for Part 4. I think a mod has to start it. I figure she got tied up and has not had time.

[Snarky Lady]

I do have something to say about the new house and the wood floors and that is we will not be seeing those rolling toys they let the girls run through the rental with. Those things will be hidden in the basement.

[OldCountry]

Oh ok no problem . I hope I don't get picked on, sorry for the silly question. I'm not brand new, I've been on a couple other boards here too. Just curious if there was a "run down" answer.
Yes, I was going to do catch up anyway.

Welcome!
The Gardners (or Greedners as we call them) have 2.5 year old quadruplet daughters (The Feral Four) that they shamelessly pimp out in order to make money. They truly are some of the world's shittiest parents. The girls are fed nothing but sugar and carbs (donuts for breakfast almost every day) and they are hopelessly developmentally delayed when it comes to things an average 2 year old should be doing. They have never had any discipline either, and as such they behave like feral animals - biting, scratching, shoving, hitting each other. Their parents refuse to believe that their little "miracles" are anything but perfect geniuses, and so the girls don't get any of the therapy that they desperately need.

Ashley (Trashley) runs one of those lipstick pyramid schemes - and wears enough makeup for all the clowns in the world.
She is afraid of her own kids, and takes every opportunity to pawn them off on various family members so she doesn't have to spend any time with them. She also constantly screeches at the top of her lungs, and still uses baby talk when speaking with her daughters.
Tyson (Bison) is a fat disgusting slob who is a heart attack waiting to happen. He guzzles soda and snarfs up donuts/junk food at an alarming rate. He spends a great deal of time lying around and doesn't have a real job.

Both of them complain non-stop about how tired they are, and think they deserve special treatment because they have 4 two-year olds.
They use that excuse a LOT - they do whatever is easiest, versus what is best for their children. Which is why they now have four bratty, non-verbal, aggressive, confused, anxious, rude, obnoxious, and non-potty trained little monsters who don't listen to a word they say and are a terror in public.

And that's just for starters!

Thank you,, Love the part.. that's just for starters!

[Sisteroo]

Crap just announced on their FB page that she is going to do a live lipshit application on her makeup page shortly, I am not subscribed & never will be & they just posted another blog about Disney Trip tips,, really........ they are experts after one trip!! My tip/advice for them would be to leave your damn camera at home next time & truly enjoy the experience with your miracles!!
Welcome back Sophie I enjoyed your post!!