Gardner Quad Squad, A Miracle Freeloading Part 4

[BellybuttonFluff]

The saddest thing about the vlog today - Tyabetes tried to 'high-five' two of the girls and they had no freaking idea what to do!!
What 2.5 year old doesn't know how to hi-5?? Most kids learn that before they even wave.
I haven't watched a vlog in about 4 weeks. Sadly they are all still very delayed. More speech creeping in but I'd be seriously concerned if these were my kids.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Ok... Vlog is titled "Epic parenting win on a giant slip and slide".....
Since it was click bait and there was no real "win", today's editor had to give us a subtitle to tell us when it was happening.... Oh Tyler.... Your level of idiocy astounds me... turning your camera and capturing a video of your wife and kids sliding down a hill doesn't mean you had an "epic win", it means you turned your freaking camera.... You live with a camera in your hand. There was nothing new or "winning" about what you did.

Also, the way Ashley talked about Charles Schulz just sounded condescending. And it made her sound like she was bragging, not grateful to have been invited. I don't know what it was about this vlog and how these parents acted, but it bothered me so much.

[Snarky Lady]

One more snark, I am trying to get through the live feed with the Taylors and Greedners Do it bother anyone as much as it bothers me when TyASSon says getta instead of get to!!!
You getta chance, you getta go, you getta tell............. I want to say no wonder you cannot help your FF with their speech!!

[Abbiedownunder]

WARNING Todays 27:37 minute v'log contains 25 minutes of Trashley with her mouth open and screeching louder than ever.
Giant water slide at Stephanie Revelli (not sure how they spell it) it is the same place they took the FF for their 2.5 birthday and Trashley pointed out that it was indeed one big yard and Stephanie's mother is the daughter of Charles Schultz (we knew that) To be honest the slide looked like it was a lot of fun but not something the toddlers would go down by themselves. Not a lot of v'logging of the girls mainly the adults going down the slide.
I have never seen such expressionless children. Anyone ever seen the show, Children of the corn? I did notice that after the dye in the red Popsicles kicked in Scarlett was able to run up the hill
Again I warn you to turn down the sound unless you want your ears to bleed.

'I too noticed the expressionless looks sliding down the hill. I said a while ago I thought they would really try to post only good stuff, however, I noticed at least one diaper being filled at the very start of the day and by the end of the day, compared to Hazel, they all had very full ones. If you took out all the screeching by A&T, it was good to see the girls enjoy themselves in their own way. Also noticed Scarlett and Evie's little tummies are no longer cute. That is the start of overweight children.

[Snarky Lady]

. If you took out all the screeching by A&T, it was good to see the girls enjoy themselves in their own way. Also noticed Scarlett and Evie's little tummies are no longer cute. That is the start of overweight children.

I like the way you said it "In their own way" Also about the tummy, yes that is not a little pooch. My daughter always had a little pooch but she was a tad sway back (something she has worked on as far as posture) but what I saw today was big enough to start hanging over in the front. I was glad to see they gave the girls their own pizza but a few times it looked like the girls were running up to TyASSon with their little bird look

[justalurker2]

Snarky Lady"I have never seen such expressionless children. Anyone ever seen the show, Children of the corn? I did notice that after the dye in the red Popsicles kicked in Scarlett was able to run up the hill

I don't think the girls were so much expressionless as they were scared to death. I have a daughter with autism and anxiety who keeps an expressionless look pretty much all the time, I saw some emotion on the girls. I just don't think they really trusted their parents on that long slide.

[pollycracker]

Does TLC require Ally & Josh to suck up to the Greedners? If not, why are they doing it? Makes me think they aren't exactly as portrayed on Rattled.

I know I'm in the minority but I just get the feeling the Aly and Josh are attention whores like the Greedners. There is just something about them that makes me think they aren't as genuine as they are portrayed on Rattled. Maybe I'm just jaded because I know how Rattled portrayed/portrays T&A and it's the opposite of their regular life. But there is just something I don't like about A&J.

I agree. They seem overly fake.

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[LindyLouWho]

Does TLC require Ally & Josh to suck up to the Greedners? If not, why are they doing it? Makes me think they aren't exactly as portrayed on Rattled.

I know I'm in the minority but I just get the feeling the Aly and Josh are attention whores like the Greedners. There is just something about them that makes me think they aren't as genuine as they are portrayed on Rattled. Maybe I'm just jaded because I know how Rattled portrayed/portrays T&A and it's the opposite of their regular life. But there is just something I don't like about A&J.

I agree. They seem overly fake.

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Does the saying: "Too good to be true." ring a bell? I agree with you guys, esp based on how they are courting the Quad Squad. I mean, who wouldn't want all the perks that T&A have accumulated since being on "Rattled"? It is seductive for sure - at least until Aly and Josh realize the price to be paid.

[AuntieEm]

Does TLC require Ally & Josh to suck up to the Greedners? If not, why are they doing it? Makes me think they aren't exactly as portrayed on Rattled.

I know I'm in the minority but I just get the feeling the Aly and Josh are attention whores like the Greedners. There is just something about them that makes me think they aren't as genuine as they are portrayed on Rattled. Maybe I'm just jaded because I know how Rattled portrayed/portrays T&A and it's the opposite of their regular life. But there is just something I don't like about A&J.

Me too! I don't care for them and I'm not sure why but I figure all well be revealed down the line. I'm all for adoption and think I have a handle on the emotional aspects as my son is persuing adoption at this time. However, I cannot understand their obsession with the adoption of the little girl who was just born. I know they want her but it seems their whole life's focus is this new baby. They seem to have no empathy for the birth mother and the decision she is making. They kind of blamed her for THEIR decision to uproot their whole family to live temporarily near the BM. They just want THIS baby. They just had one biologically a week ago(on the show) and she is basically ignored. Maybe its just the way TLC is editing, but it rubs me the wrong way. Time will tell but something is weird here.

[SnarkieSophie]

Today's Ashley and Tyson's Show aka EPIC PARENTING WIN ON GIGANTIC SLIP N SLIDE


Runnnnnnning runnnnnnning runnnnnnning by the Feral Four.

The mysterious brother, Beau.

Open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, and more open mouthed shrieking by CRAP.

4 frightened little girls.

Truly ugly open mouthed shrieking, truly ugly open mouthed shrieking, truly ugly open mouthed shrieking and more truly ugly open mouthed shrieking by the Tubby Tyrant.

The Tyrant's vertical hairdo. What the fuck?

Adults playing on the slip and slide, adults playing on the slip and slide, adults playing on the slip and slide and more adults playing on the slip and slide.

Open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, and more open mouthed shrieking by CRAP.

CRAP does not believe in cutting her toenails.

Open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, and more open mouthed shrieking by CRAP

A few kids playing on the slip and slide. Some laughing.

Charles Shultz daughter's house.

The Feral Four put golf balls in a hole.

Scarlett collecting every golf ball that has ever been made and tries to put them in the same hole.

CRAP all alone on the slip and slide.

Open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, and more open mouthed shrieking by CRAP.

Doggie water fountain.

Girls being fed pizza "little birdie" style.

Two chubby little tummies eating Pizza.

CRAP full on flirting with Mr Mountable who had no idea because he was concussed.

Eating ice creams.

The Tyrant's vertical hairdo.

Eating popsicles.

The Tyrant's vertical hairdo eating ice creams.

CRAP trying really, really, really hard to convince Mr M that she can relate to his sons.

Hazy's one and only wish, bless her, is to be a good sharer like the Feral Four.

More shrieking.

CRAP and Scarlett go down the slide.

Open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, and more open mouthed shrieking by CRAP.

Indie and Scarlett ask to go down the slide again.

All the women and girls go down the slide together.

Open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, open mouthed shrieking, and more open mouthed shrieking by CRAP.

Close up of CRAP doing a soliloquy in the car on the way home.

Finis (Awl done in latin)

[Krouton]

Thanks Sophie for the recp. I think I'll skip this one and save my ears. One less view for them.

[Night lady]

Does TLC require Ally & Josh to suck up to the Greedners? If not, why are they doing it? Makes me think they aren't exactly as portrayed on Rattled.

I know I'm in the minority but I just get the feeling the Aly and Josh are attention whores like the Greedners. There is just something about them that makes me think they aren't as genuine as they are portrayed on Rattled. Maybe I'm just jaded because I know how Rattled portrayed/portrays T&A and it's the opposite of their regular life. But there is just something I don't like about A&J.

I'm so glad someone mentioned this. I got a strange vibe from them too. Something is amiss with them and I can't quite put my finger on it.
Today's vlog, holy cow the screeching never ends!!!
Emotionless faces on all the girls.
I have to admit something here sisters in snark, and I apologize ahead of time if it doesn't please someone here... But I was secretly hoping for Evie to hate the slide and cry or fall off her mom's lap and have to go down by herself. If she has a personality of "leader of the pack", why not send her down alone. If she wants to be a bully, show her it's not always cool to do so. Again, sorry if it offends anyone. But I don't like her bullying and she needs to be taught she isn't so tough after all.
Why do they feed their girls like birds?
I can't understand what they say either.
Ho hum... another day in Greednerville.
Oh 1 more thing, no wonder Assface had to show the entire property of Charles Schultz, she probably secretly pretends she lives there, afterall, she is going to be in her own mansion soon.
Tyson is fat.


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[Snarky Lady]

CRAP does not believe in cutting her toenails.

Finis (Awl done in latin)

[snarksite]

Thanks Sophie for the recp. I think I'll skip this one and save my ears. One less view for them.

What she said


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[Merikat]

I don't like Aly and Josh either. I was terribly offended by being banned from their page for agreeing with a comment about the Greedners. Very, very judgmental people. God answered their prayers by wreaking havoc on another woman's life? Great. And their ignoring of their brand new biological baby is very strange.

By the way, where did Pace5 go? She's been gone for a couple of weeks.

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[Krouton]

Just fiñished the Binghems vlog. It looks like Assley bought the girls the same bathing suit Hazey had on last time. What is up with that? Oh the bellies on those poor girls. Tyler bellies.

[Sandocan]

So who wants to slip n slide in some blood? Nasty! What these people are willing to do for a vlog is really crazy. Quite frankly, they all look pretty dumb with those cameras in their hands.

That being said, and like Sophie mentioned this was a vlog with screeching at its highest. I don't think those girls get their diapers changed ever.

[Lurker-1]

Long time lurker first time poster - did anyone notice how A violently wiped out Indie on the slip and slid - she completely flipped in the air before they cut off the video. I'm assuming they wanted us to notice because they could've completely cut out that scene. Needed to make it as dramatic as the Binghams video of him crashing into the fence!!

[Night lady]

Long time lurker first time poster - did anyone notice how A violently wiped out Indie on the slip and slid - she completely flipped in the air before they cut off the video. I'm assuming they wanted us to notice because they could've completely cut out that scene. Needed to make it as dramatic as the Binghams video of him crashing into the fence!!

Welcome Lurker1.

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[Sisteroo]

90% of all of TLC's advertising of Rattled this season has been about Ally & Josh, the most popular couple so it seems this season, so it just makes sense that the Greedners are trying to be besties with them & worm in on the action & popularity! Maybe T&A are trying to spruce up their image doing these weekly live feeds with them, who knows. The Taylors seem like smart, level headed ppl, so why would they take any advice on parenting from T&A?
I watched the short video of Asshat screeeeeeeching down the slide with the girls on FB & that honestly was enough for me
I wonder is the Greedy Bunch will get any airtime tonight on their show LOL