Gardner Quad Squad, A Miracle Freeloading Part 4

[Snarky Lady]

You know what saddens me? We all saw how happy Scarlett was with that one on one time she had with the female Babysitter, yet since then, there has not been a single one on one outing, with ANY of them. I haven't watched today's Vlog, but by the sounds of it, I'm already upset.

Next one will be with Evie AGAIN Never seen one with Esme or Indie!

[Krouton]

If they are a nickname family, why don't Assley and her sisters have nicknames? I think it's something a silly adolescent started. Hmmm who could that be?

[qsauntiem]

If they are a nickname family, why don't Assley and her sisters have nicknames? I think it's something a silly adolescent started. Hmmm who could that be?

If they're looking for nicknames, I think that we here at YTMD have built quite a collection for them to choose from.

[fudgenuts]

Well we watched the vlog today, my husband and I. I don't know if you folks caught some of these things but we did. The duct tape is cutting right over their thighs and not on the diaper itself. That could cut and irritate the heck out of the girls. All of them were like that. My husband looked at me and said why duct tape. Now this dates us in parenting aspects as when our eldest kids were little they didn't have the velcro tabs. It was adhesive tape and sometimes you would get a diaper that had the tape thingies ripped or otherwise nonfunctional. In those cases we used duct tape but it was put on to act as the tape tab and we made damn sure that it wasn't on their skin or cutting into it. He also caught that later in the vlog while they were filming in the kitchen, look in the background. Their TV is on in the living room and the sound is down. Hubby looked and said wait a minute, isn't that the Binghams on their tv and low and behold it was They were watching them on their tv and I am sure that is was a vlog with them in it.

He also didn't care for the comment Tyson made about starting them early in the Gardner house. He said if someone ever said something like that about our daughter when she was that age they would be dealing directly with him. He also said that Tyson's comments and the fact that he was after Ashley when she was only 14 and he was of legal age borders on pedophilia and he wondered if there were any issues like that in Tyson's family. He just makes wildly inappropriate comments often and it is very uncomfortable.

What is your take on this? :

[lovethispage]

Today's vlog

What's up with Assfacees pronunciation of the word forgotten. I don't even know how to write it out yo explaine. I've heard people pronounce the word important this way. Younger people that is. So is this the "trendy" thing to do? Pronounce words that end in "en" like this?

Ok, tell me they don't read here. They show up at Mrs. Mountable's house with a late birthday present. FatASS says "we always wrap our gifts so beautifully". Whhhhhhaaaaaaaat the heck? Hello fat boy liar. I don't remember reading comments about them not wrapping on FB or YouTube. I don't usually read FB but I skim YouTube. Did people comment about unwrapped gifts other then here?

CRAP admitted it was a recycled bag. "That's all I had"
No bag for Dr. Minky
Mr. Mountable's was wrapped in his own cooler bag (which means they brought their own meat)
Nephews thoughtless money gift was wrapped in trash

Yes Tyabetes those are all beautifully wrapped gifts. And no Mindy is no longer the birthday girl dumbass her birthday was weeks ago.

Yes sisters in snark I now have witnessed the belly roll and muffin tops you have been referring to on Asswipe. You can see them very clear in her tight pink t-shirt she wears to Mindys. I see that the muffins have now grown to connect around to the belly and it's a whole ring of a roll all around to the front. Yup she's on a roll. Her figure is becoming square. When she gets wet during the water ballon fight you clearly can see that her ass is getting flat and starting to sag. She has diaper butt as well as her FF. What happened to her waist it's disappeared.

So ASSley likes them soft. Ok so you do like your dough boy then. So you are a chubby chaser.

FatASS is afraid of a garden snake. What a man.

So FakeAss couldn't get off the phone to accept Doughboys flowers. She was on an important call. With the pediatrician. Dump da daaaaa. Could it be that she's asking developmental advice since she has no knowledge what eye hand coordination is? No she's probably asking for a prescription for sedatives so her Durls will behave on the plane trip.

How long do you think the water ballon mess will stay that way. Oh right I forgot Tybagofshit is OCD (over controlling dick) he will surely do the deed. And apparently TyASSon has all the athletic ability since he has won the water balloon fight.

If "mom" is outside finishing up the water ballon fight (she's been shown the whole time there and I didn't see TyASS until end how did she cook that "Sunday" meal. Oh that's right she is mother of the year.

Just let them sit on the table because she is eating and that's the only way that you can get her to eat. Why make plates for them? They only want to eat ours. Well dumasses you let them.

Oh surprise DickASS got his helpers to clean up the mess. I had a feeling "the help" would be involved.

I'm so happy we now now know why tuna is called tuna because they are a big nickname family and then ASSer had to repeat it they are a big nickname family.

ASSley was so elated that tuna knew what lettuce was.

[amyisnewhere]

Another thing I was thinking is why don't Ashley and Tyler share anything relating to the other couples on "their" show? Its all aly and josh blah blah blah. Because rattled famous couple is aly and josh.

[Stellaboo]

If they are a nickname family, why don't Assley and her sisters have nicknames? I think it's something a silly adolescent started. Hmmm who could that be?

If they're looking for nicknames, I think that we here at YTMD have built quite a collection for them to choose from.

That's exactly what I was going to say!
My personal favorites that we have come up with are Trashley and Bison.

This website even came with built in emoji representations of them: &

And their followers, aka KAD:


And us, the Sisters in Snark:


Love you guys!

[Guest]

LOL!!!! She said she was changing them.

Pronunciation is everything. Even when screeching.

So the tinies were upstairs half changed; the heavies down in the rice. She returns to the tinies, probably finds a poo picture... (or they were fluuuushhhinnnng...) and decides "its duct tape for them all". Can you imagine that scene and the confusions of the heavies to be stripped down, duct taped, then photographed.

Sometimes when she is screeching you can see the confusion and fear in their little round faces. Like when she goes to the kitchen and finds them cleaning the eggggiiieeees. She starts shrieking and one of the heavies get "that" fear look in her eyes; backs up a few steps; looks away when she sees its mom's laughing shriek "this time".

[Guest]

I think the heavies sit up front because, as always, Heavy Evie is the 1st one in and she climbs into the seat of her choice. No way will she be told no.....
And, this way, Esme can be hidden the back. She's awful, the worst, according to mommy dearest. ?

My immediate thought was that they put them there to be close enough to swat. Sorry; this is where my mind goes, having grown up in a too large dysfunctional family. {"Do you want me to come back there and talk to you??"}

[Guest]

Well we watched the vlog today, my husband and I. I don't know if you folks caught some of these things but we did. The duct tape is cutting right over their thighs and not on the diaper itself. That could cut and irritate the heck out of the girls. All of them were like that. My husband looked at me and said why duct tape. Now this dates us in parenting aspects as when our eldest kids were little they didn't have the velcro tabs. It was adhesive tape and sometimes you would get a diaper that had the tape thingies ripped or otherwise nonfunctional. In those cases we used duct tape but it was put on to act as the tape tab and we made damn sure that it wasn't on their skin or cutting into it. He also caught that later in the vlog while they were filming in the kitchen, look in the background. Their TV is on in the living room and the sound is down. Hubby looked and said wait a minute, isn't that the Binghams on their tv and low and behold it was They were watching them on their tv and I am sure that is was a vlog with them in it.

He also didn't care for the comment Tyson made about starting them early in the Gardner house. He said if someone ever said something like that about our daughter when she was that age they would be dealing directly with him. He also said that Tyson's comments and the fact that he was after Ashley when she was only 14 and he was of legal age borders on pedophilia and he wondered if there were any issues like that in Tyson's family. He just makes wildly inappropriate comments often and it is very uncomfortable.

What is your take on this? :

It is pretty creepy for sure. I've heard people say things like that before too and there is a definite pedo vibe to it.
I also noticed that A$$ was having a conversation with Hugsy who was engaging, Jumbo says that about the tv, and Hugsy's face kind of falls; I imagine its that realization that she had not been talking to another person but again caught in the no-mans land of unreality of vlogging: sort of like when the kiddos wont listen to them because they have the stupid camera in their faces and they know "mom and dad" are not really listening to what they have to say.

[Donits]

I assumed the little 2 were moved to the back so they were separated because they were probably biting the hell out of each other up the front

[lovethispage]

On their FB post of their vlog someone commented about their diapers being wet.

The parents of the year came back with "assumptions are dangerous "

What is that supposed to mean?

[Premmie101]

Just a little irony before I head out to work this morning.
I pretty much only watch 3 American vlogger families. How come the only 1 with the control freak dad has NO control whatsoever. Adam and Branden don't seem to have any trouble with their kids.

[livpierce]

On their FB post of their vlog someone commented about their diapers being wet.

The parents of the year came back with "assumptions are dangerous "

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, my comments on that thread were deleted, but I'm not blocked. I'm sure I will be after the two I just left.


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[fudgenuts]

Oh my LORD go to the Miracle Unfolding on FB and read the post before it gets deleted about the diapers. YOWZA

[snarksite]

On their FB post of their vlog someone commented about their diapers being wet.

The parents of the year came back with "assumptions are dangerous "

What is that supposed to mean?

The parents are idiots.


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[Shitstorm Unfolding]

Oh my LORD go to the Miracle Unfolding on FB and read the post before it gets deleted about the diapers. YOWZA

That was awesome! Love you Tina Bing!

[snarksite]

Just a little irony before I head out to work this morning.
I pretty much only watch 3 American vlogger families. How come the only 1 with the control freak dad has NO control whatsoever. Adam and Branden don't seem to have any trouble with their kids.

T is an ass. I imagine a lot goes on that he doesn't let us see. I honestly think the girls (including A) are afraid of him.

He has them all brainwashed.


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[fudgenuts]

I have them all copied. Just waiting for the deleting to start you think?

[livpierce]

Oh my LORD go to the Miracle Unfolding on FB and read the post before it gets deleted about the diapers. YOWZA

That was awesome! Love you Tina Bing!

Thank you, thank you! I have too many aliases online, but sometimes they come in handy.

Honestly I'm surprised they didn't block me when they deleted my original comments.


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