Gardner Quad Squad - Busby Wannabes (Part 5)

[SnarkieSophie]

Hi Sisters,

It's been a rough few days for me so heaps to catch up on.

Just started watching The Ashley and Tyson Show in Hawaii and had to comment.

They're on their way to a FREE "life long dream" holiday and what do T$A do? Whinge, whine and complain FU#KING NON-STOP about how tough it is traveling with the Feral Four despite having two "helpers"!

Three of the Feral Four literally snatched and grabbed the gift bracelets and, yet despite talking non-stop according to their mom, NOT one said thank you. It was embarrassing to watch.

As per her fat father always thinking about food, one of the Ty Twins on looking at a display cabinet of crystals (?) said "Treats!"

I will return.

[lovethispage]

I never in my life heard someone complain so much as AGEA (ASS is getting wider ASSley) AGEA for short.

She complained about:

the traffic on the freeway (you can check that on an app)
they might miss their flight
the flight was delayed (there's also an app for that)
the girls didn't sleep on the plane
the girls behavior on the plane
Esme falling asleep right before they landed
her arms hurting from carrying Esme
that her lei won't last as long as Tubgut's
that the girls didn't get a nap

Grateful much?

Considering this was a free trip she sure had a lot to complain about. Why couldn't she just be happy? Oh thats right we heard her happiness expressed in her higher octave birthday Disney Hawaii voice.

She's so dumb the way she was soooooo impressed with the tour guides knowledge of the resort and Hawaii. Duh dumbshit that's his job. Some/most of the stuff that comes out of her mouth is just embarrassingly unintelligent.

Biggie answering the door when housekeeping brought another crib wasn't really nice to him. He wasn't mean but just wasn't very nice either.

Since they are there to promote the resort I thought I would see more mention and product placement. I only saw 2 (I think) logos shown. Besides the thing on the table that the biggie twin was eating. She doesn't have a problem repeating herself so she could have said the name more.

I'm going to check out the other 2 families that are supposed to be there and see how they do with their free trip. This should be interesting...

[Pinky34]

Hi Sophie, my beautiful and brilliant snarking Queen! I'm so sorry to hear that you have had a rough time lately. Praying for you.

Can't wait to read your next post!

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

I wish I had been able to read Tya$$'s mind when he walked up to the girl with the iPad with his name on it at the airport and his name was spelled wrong. The camera cut out pretty quickly after that. Anyone want to take bets if he make a rude, sarcastic comment to her about it? I mean, doesn't she know who they are?!

Also, hearing other cloggers are being comped trip there this week made me laugh! They probably were shocked to learn they aren't the only special ones...

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

I never in my life heard someone complain so much as AGEA (ASS is getting wider ASSley) AGEA for short.

She complained about:

the traffic on the freeway (you can check that on an app)
they might miss their flight
the flight was delayed (there's also an app for that)
the girls didn't sleep on the plane
the girls behavior on the plane
Esme falling asleep right before they landed
her arms hurting from carrying Esme
that her lei won't last as long as Tubgut's
that the girls didn't get a nap

Grateful much?

Considering this was a free trip she sure had a lot to complain about. Why couldn't she just be happy? Oh thats right we heard her happiness expressed in her higher octave birthday Disney Hawaii voice.

She's so dumb the way she was soooooo impressed with the tour guides knowledge of the resort and Hawaii. Duh dumbshit that's his job. Some/most of the stuff that comes out of her mouth is just embarrassingly unintelligent.

Biggie answering the door when housekeeping brought another crib wasn't really nice to him. He wasn't mean but just wasn't very nice either.

Since they are there to promote the resort I thought I would see more mention and product placement. I only saw 2 (I think) logos shown. Besides the thing on the table that the biggie twin was eating. She doesn't have a problem repeating herself so she could have said the name more.

I'm going to check out the other 2 families that are supposed to be there and see how they do with their free trip. This should be interesting...

OH! Good idea! What families are they again? I want to watch too!

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

I wish I had been able to read Tya$$'s mind when he walked up to the girl with the iPad with his name on it at the airport and his name was spelled wrong. The camera cut out pretty quickly after that. Anyone want to take bets if he make a rude, sarcastic comment to her about it? I mean, doesn't she know who they are?!

Also, hearing other cloggers are being comped trip there this week made me laugh! They probably were shocked to learn they aren't the only special ones...

OH y gosh you guys... I'm not really that stupid. I don't know why my iPad hates the words VLOG, VOGGER, VLOGGERS, etc. unless I think of proofreading my posts before hitting submit (which I never do!), it changes it to some form of CLOG. I think it's funny...

EDITED TO ADD: See.... Even when I talk about remembering to proofread, I forget about it! LOL

[Sisteroo]

I never in my life heard someone complain so much as AGEA (ASS is getting wider ASSley) AGEA for short.

She complained about:

the traffic on the freeway (you can check that on an app)
they might miss their flight
the flight was delayed (there's also an app for that)
the girls didn't sleep on the plane
the girls behavior on the plane
Esme falling asleep right before they landed
her arms hurting from carrying Esme
that her lei won't last as long as Tubgut's
that the girls didn't get a nap

Grateful much?

Considering this was a free trip she sure had a lot to complain about. Why couldn't she just be happy? Oh thats right we heard her happiness expressed in her higher octave birthday Disney Hawaii voice.

She's so dumb the way she was soooooo impressed with the tour guides knowledge of the resort and Hawaii. Duh dumbshit that's his job. Some/most of the stuff that comes out of her mouth is just embarrassingly unintelligent.

Biggie answering the door when housekeeping brought another crib wasn't really nice to him. He wasn't mean but just wasn't very nice either.

Since they are there to promote the resort I thought I would see more mention and product placement. I only saw 2 (I think) logos shown. Besides the thing on the table that the biggie twin was eating. She doesn't have a problem repeating herself so she could have said the name more.

I'm going to check out the other 2 families that are supposed to be there and see how they do with their free trip. This should be interesting...

OH! Good idea! What families are they again? I want to watch too!

I saw someone say on the GQS FB page that the McClure Twins family arrived there yesterday also, they have a YT channel also, I have not checked out if they vlogged anything today

[fudgenuts]

Ok I watched, I shouldn't have. I think Ashley feels that she has to be 'on' for the vlog because she is basically being comped because of it. All it has done is make her screeching over the top AWESOME - GOOD JOB - etc. more loathsome. My ears are bleeding.

Way to go Tyson with telling the girls the fish will bite their fingers off. Good job, make them terrified, as I will wager they will now think that all fish will bite their fingers off. As they get older and finally realize that this isn't the truth, it will be another realization that mom and dad lie to them. That won't go down good either. When our kids were little I told them that the fishies might think that they were going be fed and might nibble at their fingers etc. thinking it was food or they had food in their hands. Little fish nibble/tickle and some of the bigger fishies nibble harder but they don't mean to hurt. Could of been a teachable moment but all he did was instill fear.

Did you notice the poor twin that experienced the sand and the surf for the first time with her shoes on? They couldn't take them off for her. Talk to them about the sand squishing between their toes? The waves washing over and going back out. They are old enough to explain things to them instead of hearing the same words screeching in their ears.


Over and over you seen countless examples of poor parenting. Can Ashley even talk to the girls in a normal voice? Use proper pronunciation for the words and gently correct them when they say the words wrong. For example our 3 yr. old grandson got to experience his first eclipse. We explained it was called a solar eclipse and solar was another name used for the sun. By the end of the afternoon he knew what he saw and what it meant. Don't insult your kids and dumb down their experiences, kids are sponges and you would be surprised at their ability to comprehend a subject.

I caught the bottle comment as well.... I believe that they continue to perpetuate the baby behavior, toys, etc. because they truly don't know how to parent the girls as they get older. They should realize that there is strength in numbers, working with them is actually easier as the monkey see monkey do comes in effect. You start working at potty training with one and the rest are going to want to do it too. Cut the binkies OFF the wubbies and let them keep their wubbie animal as their lovey. Tell them that paci's are for little babies and they are big girls now Make a little ceremony of putting the binkies in a special box for a baby and putting it away and focus on their new lovey... their wubbie animal. It isn't rocket science but for these two it seems to be.

[SnarkieSophie]

Trashley, the girls' room is not a "conjoined" room. It is called an adjoining room FFS.

Poor Essie. #helpessie

Poor bloody Grandma! #poorgrandma

Listening to Trashley's high pitched sales spiel on Aulani made me even sicker so I'm.....



Awl done

[lovethispage]

Ashley's makeup looks horrendous in the latest vlog. Just awful. I can't believe she markets a beauty product.

I thought they were buying new pacis for the plane, didn't know the car had such bad air pressure

Her time would have been better spent washing that nasty hair. Gross.

Yes I noticed how greasy or product ridden it was. And it was extremely flat to her head. In her kid pictures she's got that really curly frizzy hair. In vlogs in the past she lets it air dry and it's curly/frizzy. I have the same kind of curl/frizz problem. I think she had the Japanese hair straightening treatment done. Her hair is always straight now. The humidity in Hawaii will frizz and curl her hair. Especially when it get wet. I could be wrong and she's just spending a lot of time in the bathroom with a hot tool and not the kind of hot tool we know she really wants...

[fudgenuts]

Ashley's makeup looks horrendous in the latest vlog. Just awful. I can't believe she markets a beauty product.

I thought they were buying new pacis for the plane, didn't know the car had such bad air pressure

Her time would have been better spent washing that nasty hair. Gross.

Yes I noticed how greasy or product ridden it was. And it was extremely flat to her head. In her kid pictures she's got that really curly frizzy hair. In vlogs in the past she lets it air dry and it's curly/frizzy. I have the same kind of curl/frizz problem. I think she had the Japanese hair straightening treatment done. Her hair is always straight now. The humidity in Hawaii will frizz and curl her hair. Especially when it get wet. I could be wrong and she's just spending a lot of time in the bathroom with a hot tool and not the kind of hot tool we know she really wants...

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

[OldCountry]

Also, you know if Tubby and Cake Face were saying the flight was a nightmare, it was BRUTAL!

LOL Tubby and Cake Face. Love it.

I noticed Mimi is on YT deleting comments as she has commented to one of the posters. She is too ill to travel.

I am wondering maybe she wasn't asked to go. They will be doing a lot of filming and we know we only see her feet mostly. They would need to do so much more editing to appease her..So how would that go over for the promotion of this resort? Plus she is not as hands on with the kids as Bison's mother is. Mimi and Garrison as the "helpers" I don't see that combo. Now that I am thinking about it, I wonder how much they will edit TyASS's mother and his brother out of this next week's vlogs. Maybe for the promotion of the resort they need to show, Well sure, perfect resort for your family of six, 2 parents and 4 children. Not showing how much THEY actually need their "helpers", (which is not normal) Pretending to do it mostly on their own, just like their last Disney trip with Madison and Oakland.. Curious how much we will actually see the ghost babysitters and how much they might be "allowed" to do. Should be interesting, You Go Greedners! I hope a fish bites your ass!
Nice going on telling your girls, who are learning and excited to see the fish living in water, that the fish are going to bite them?..Are you out of your minds???? Oh Goody let's add more fears that will need to be overcome in the future. You two are have no thought process, I do not get it and probably never will.

[Snarky Lady]

Sophie I'm sorry you have had some bad days. Hope you get better soon.
I'm so tired of the Greedners and their little greedy quads. I'm thinking I need a break from them. Good time to take one since I'm headed to the beach tomorrow through the weekend.

[pollycracker]

FFS, teach those girls to say please and thank you if nothing else. I find it incredibly rude. I would rake my kids over the coals if they were so inconsiderate. Those 3 words have immeasurable value imo. Do they have to be paid like you to say thank you? Geesh! (Sorry, this is a big pet peeve of mine.)

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[Guest]

Ashley doesn't even want anymore kids. That's why no matter how hard she tried to cry, she couldn't. ....

Remember back when A$$ was all pissy and moody back after returning from getting crowned and awarded blah blah blah; that next day she was all moody and pissy, refused to be on camera. Then Jumbo did the recording for a few days and then A$$ was off on yet another vacation with her female friends. Jumbo said in his vlog 'I wonder what A$$ is doing' and they only showed her screaming her fool head off on the rides, having fun, but then she was strangely silent for two days. She returns and her kids barely acknowledge her presence... I had the impression that A$$ had just found out she was pregnant again and the girls whisked her away for an abortion. I dunno, just my impression; she was so pouty and suddenly needing her adult female friends.

[Guest]

Someone needs to put that hilarious meme Mia made of "I see free things" on the TLC thread. I am still laughing at that.

I *think* in order to do this you need to click on the thumbnail and it will take you to the postimg page for a large image. You click on it and you will see the code to post it to other places to try to get it to go viral. Someone correct me if I have that wrong.

[lovethispage]

I never in my life heard someone complain so much as AGEA (ASS is getting wider ASSley) AGEA for short.

She complained about:

the traffic on the freeway (you can check that on an app)
they might miss their flight
the flight was delayed (there's also an app for that)
the girls didn't sleep on the plane
the girls behavior on the plane
Esme falling asleep right before they landed
her arms hurting from carrying Esme
that her lei won't last as long as Tubgut's
that the girls didn't get a nap

Grateful much?

Considering this was a free trip she sure had a lot to complain about. Why couldn't she just be happy? Oh thats right we heard her happiness expressed in her higher octave birthday Disney Hawaii voice.

She's so dumb the way she was soooooo impressed with the tour guides knowledge of the resort and Hawaii. Duh dumbshit that's his job. Some/most of the stuff that comes out of her mouth is just embarrassingly unintelligent.

Biggie answering the door when housekeeping brought another crib wasn't really nice to him. He wasn't mean but just wasn't very nice either.

Since they are there to promote the resort I thought I would see more mention and product placement. I only saw 2 (I think) logos shown. Besides the thing on the table that the biggie twin was eating. She doesn't have a problem repeating herself so she could have said the name more.

I'm going to check out the other 2 families that are supposed to be there and see how they do with their free trip. This should be interesting...

OH! Good idea! What families are they again? I want to watch too!

I saw someone say on the GQS FB page that the McClure Twins family arrived there yesterday also, they have a YT channel also, I have not checked out if they vlogged anything today

I'm only going by what was posted here. I don't know the McClure twins so I looked them up on YouTube. Are they a couple where the dad is white and the mom is black and she is pregnant with a boy? If that is them their latest vlog ad of a couple of hours ago is them deceiving a name for the baby.

The other couple Jared and Elle?? Someone on here said maybe they were. So I don't know for sure.

Does anybody know who else is st the resort?

[Guest]

Last thing. . . when they were in the basement, I took a screen shot of them setting aside TONS of baby stuff still in packaging. How embarrassing! I wish I could load the picture.

I *think* this is how you can load it, someone correct me if I am wrong.
If you saved it as a screen shot it will be in your "download file" and it will have a long name like "screenshot august 12 10 am.jpg" or something like that...
you need to shorten the name and take the spaces out of it as spaces affect the code. Highlight the screenshot ect and type in a word like "greedercrap" and leave the .jpg on the end (as in greedercrap.jpg)
Then go to postimg.org (thanks to whomever pointed me in that direction!)
and it will ask you to upload the image. You don't have to open an account and give them any information to use the service.
You will get your image by searching through your files for the image you saved (my example: greedercrap.jpg)
It uploads and then it offers you several codes to place it in different places. To post here I have been using the code for posting in forums.

Hopefully this might work for you.

[OldCountry]

Bison, that fat pig, messed up. He told on himself and Trashley. Said the girls were getting a bottle of milk at bedtime.

Where does Garrison sleep for this screeching trip? Looks like grandma sleeps in the room with all the FF. AND, how pissed off were the
Greedners when the guy didn't bring the right number of pack and plays? Doesn't he know who they are???

AssWit heard the knock at the door and answered the door in her on camera sing-song voice.. Hellooo.. Thank Yooou.. From around the corner stomps in TreeTrunkLegs with his wallet in hand,, and what does he say with his ManVoice, How many do you have?? Response from the poor guy that has to "serve" them,,,,"One" ....No Knowledge Ass responses We need four.. ManVoice "We need two"... sharply stated there is one in one of the rooms.
You are probably right, he was already angry that they didn't have all 4 of the pack and plays ready for them in the room and then only sent one more.. Wonder how that tip worked out for the poor worker?

[lovethispage]

Someone needs to put that hilarious meme Mia made of "I see free things" on the TLC thread. I am still laughing at that.

I *think* in order to do this you need to click on the thumbnail and it will take you to the postimg page for a large image. You click on it and you will see the code to post it to other places to try to get it to go viral. Someone correct me if I have that wrong.

Alert alert
We need a resident technical advisor

We've got a resident sleuth, fudgenuts (by the way how's the blanket search coming along?)

We've got a resident fiction author, SnarkySophie (we're waiting for a good one and hope your healing)

We've got quite a few resident child development psych people

And most importantly we've got people willing to post snark on TLC

Now we just need technical support (Ashley exclamation point) (Ashley exclamation point)