Gardner Quad Squad - Busby Wannabes (Part 5)

[lovethispage]

Sophie, you had better hope fudgenuts's brother in law has a big dodge 4X4 with big wheels as well...

[SnarkieSophie]

Comments on Twitter.....Trashly claims next week will be a tear jerker.....what fakeness is going to happen?

A KAD sent 4 outfits that don't match.

Also m- how do you know if you've been blocked on YT?


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Oh I like this game a lot.

They only got 4 date nights instead of 5.

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Butt Back lost a KAD's knickers (Aussie for panties) under his fat gut flap.

Trashley and Butt Back have to parent their own spawn because Madison goes back to work and College and Oakland back to school.

Trashley had to fire their "little helper" because she refused to iron Trashley's voluminous, full length, "Little House on the Prairie" dresses.

And, my personal favourite:



Butt Back is rushed to hospital in a freight truck with life threatening 3rd-degree carcinogenic chemical burns to his lips. Why life threating? Because Butt back cannot hoover down his beloved donits instead, he will have to have a nasal feeding tube inserted.

What happened?

Butt Back secretly applied lipshit to his lips whilst Trashley was billing and cooing with Mr Mountable about Mr M's huge drone. Butt Back, unfortunately, unaware that one has to apply the Senergence "Protect Your Lips From Carcinogenic Chemical Burns Lip Primer" before applying Lipshit.

Why was Butt Back applying Lipshit to his lips in the first place?

Because FedEx had delivered, that same day, a box from the famous Chinese Couturier, Yves Saint Larong. It contained a magnificent made-to-order copy of the fetching emerald green "curtain" dress Scarlett O'Hara wore in the movie "Gone With The Wind". The brilliant and inspired Yves Saint Larong decided to incorporate a form slimming, for the corpulent Butt Back, trick of the eye. He included a divine curtain rod made out of the famous Utah native tree, the Ponderosa Pine, across the shoulders of the magnificent dress. Mr Larong had artfully draped the rich, sumptuous, emerald green silk velvet "waterfall" style from the clever curtain rod. Butt Back did jumpy claps upon gazing at his reflection. He was Scarlett O'Hara!

All he needed to do was pinch his cheeks pink and colour his lips with Lipshit in Pomegranate.

Poor Butt applied the lipshit and squealed in pain. Trashley rushed in, surveyed the scene and dialled 911. The first responders realised Butt Back O'Hara would not fit in the ambulance in his magnificent emerald green curtain rod dress and called in for backup. A freight truck was summoned and Butt Back O'Hara was rushed to hospital with a Police escort, sirens wailing.

The rest was history.



Awl done.

[SnarkieSophie]

Comments on Twitter.....Trashly claims next week will be a tear jerker.....what fakeness is going to happen?

A KAD sent 4 outfits that don't match.

Also m- how do you know if you've been blocked on YT?


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Oh I like this game a lot.

They only got 4 date nights instead of 5.

Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk

Oh, me too.



Butt Back lost a KAD's knickers (Aussie for panties) under his fat gut flap.

Trashley and Butt Back have to parent their own spawn because Madison goes back to work and College and Oakland back to school.

Trashley had to fire their "little helper" because she refused to iron Trashley's voluminous, full length, "Little House on the Prairie" dresses.

And, my personal favourite:



Butt Back is rushed to hospital in a freight truck with life threatening 3rd-degree carcinogenic chemical burns to his lips. Why life threating? Because Butt back cannot hoover down his beloved donits instead, he will have to have a nasal feeding tube inserted.

What happened?

Butt Back secretly applied lipshit to his lips whilst Trashley was billing and cooing with Mr Mountable about Mr M's huge drone. Butt Back, unfortunately, unaware that one has to apply the Senergence "Protect Your Lips From Carcinogenic Chemical Burns Lip Primer" before applying Lipshit.

Why was Butt Back applying Lipshit to his lips in the first place?

Because FedEx had delivered, that same day, a box from the famous Chinese Couturier, Yves Saint Larong. It contained a magnificent made-to-order copy of the fetching emerald green "curtain" dress Scarlett O'Hara wore in the movie "Gone With The Wind". The brilliant and inspired Yves Saint Larong decided to incorporate a form slimming, for the corpulent Butt Back, trick of the eye. He included a divine curtain rod made out of the famous Utah native tree, the Ponderosa Pine, across the shoulders of the magnificent dress. Mr Larong had artfully draped the rich, sumptuous, emerald green silk velvet "waterfall" style from the clever curtain rod. Butt Back did jumpy claps upon gazing at his reflection. He was Scarlett O'Hara!

All he needed to do was pinch his cheeks pink and colour his lips with Lipshit in Pomegranate.

Poor Butt applied the lipshit and squealed in pain. Trashley rushed in, surveyed the scene and dialled 911. The first responders realised Butt Back O'Hara would not fit in the ambulance in his magnificent emerald green curtain rod dress and called in for backup. A freight truck was summoned and Butt Back O'Hara was rushed to hospital with a Police escort, sirens wailing.

The rest was history.



Awl done.

[BumblebeeBubbles]

I've commented on and screen shotted that comment. Does anyone remember what vlog they got those dresses?

The sender said its been over a month so I was going to start there and work backwards. I don't think any of their bench pictures had them in the dresses but I thought maybe comments would indicate? The KAD seems vocal enough she probably would have said something about her good choices in the comments. It would make me mad too. Those dresses aren't cheap! Especially 4 of them. And then to be told that she hadn't washed them in a month. That's so gross. It makes me wonder what her laundry room looks like. Just piles and piles of dirty stained clothes?

[Krouton]

.....and why don't they use bibs for their little piggies? They take them off? Ever hear of a double knot? Seems bibs would be easier to throw away than clothes.

[Abbiedownunder]

Tyler's comments at the Grevallie's about having to get 4 lawn mowers as two of the girls were fighting over one. No Tyler, you actually teach your girls about sharing and not whinging every 5 minutes if they don't get their own way. Sheesh. Also note, you are a dead man walking. All you did was push the girls on the swing and you are out of breath. You are a heart attack waiting to happen. If you truly love these girls as much as you say you do and want to be around while they are growing up you seriously need to do something about your weight and bad food habits.

If the girls didn't walk up till 11 you had plenty of time to make sandwiches to take with you but I guess that would be too sensible. If you don't start getting the girls up earlier then their whole system is going to be stuffed up and you are going to have some very cranky girls in the next few weeks.

Chairs. Stairs. You fucking idiot Tyler. I can't work out these people's thinking. Seriously.

And for once you had the girls dressed appropriately but you forgot something. When at Blake's house and girls were getting off the slide, they left big wet skid marks on the slides. If I noticed it, surely you did. So you obviously couldn't even be bothered changing them. So wrong, so very wrong. And the one arm lift again. Errrrgh.

[Snarky Lady]

.....and why don't they use bibs for their little piggies? They take them off? Ever hear of a double knot? Seems bibs would be easier to throw away than clothes.

Even when the girls were tiny they rarely put bibs on them. At the time I was a KAD but even then I wondered why the hell they never wore bibs. Now I know they considered all the quads clothes as disposable.

[Aussiegal2017]

Wonder if Esme or indie got a turn on the car at all . Gosh they favour the bigger twins at the moment !!



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[Snarky Lady]

Half way through today's v'log. I think the days of the girls being invited to Stephanie's may coming to an end. It is pretty obvious the FF ran in hogging and taking toys away that they wanted and I was glad to see Stephanie's daughter push one right before they left Yep I see the writing on the wall. Now to make it through the rest

[BumblebeeBubbles]

I wanted to clarify LDS (Mormon) tithing. In order to have a valid temple recommend - which they have - you have to give 10% of your income. So it's not like they donated a $100 a year ago and call that good. Now granted the church doesn't check W2's or your income. It's an honor system. But if you're a full-tithe payer, you are giving a lot. They'd be silly not to do it since it's an IRS write off. Being able to write off 30-40 grand could make a huge difference on a tax bill.

On top of tithing, every month the members of the LDS church fast 2 meals (don't eat) and are asked to donate what they would have spent - and more where able - to fast offerings/welfare program of the church. Members are asked to be generous. Now for you and me, 2 missed meals might be $20. For the Gardners, who eat fast food every meal and snacks, their 24-hour equivilant is probably much more. Te he

The Mormon welfare system has gotten all kinds of recognition and awards for being one of the most efficient and large scale welfare programs. They are usually first on the ground as they were at Katrina in New Orleans. They put their missionaries to work and roll in the truck loads. As far as I know, they were there pre-storm this time prepared and ready to launch when the storm hit. Now I went in and donated extra to them. That's how I do my welfare because there is no overhead.

I think there are a lot of fabulous charities but we should share with each other good ones that don't have a huge overhead and where the money goes directly to the people. Red Cross and United Way have HUGE overhead and, after 911, I don't trust that my money actually gets there. So investigate good charities and then share what you know. I do the LDS church as does my non-member husband. I also go through Mercury1. They donate 100%, as well. From what I understand, money is what they desperately need. This morning on the news they mentioned money for feminine products. I hadn't even thought of that and how horrific that would be if caught off guard. I'm always open to good charities so share away!

[mia]

Half way through today's v'log. I think the days of the girls being invited to Stephanie's may coming to an end. It is pretty obvious the FF ran in hogging and taking toys away that they wanted and I was glad to see Stephanie's daughter push one right before they left Yep I see the writing on the wall. Now to make it through the rest

Leah was in tears.

Next, Dax was upset when the FTYOs took over his car. (It's only fair since Uncle Blake taught SCRAP. WTH, it's always about HER childhood.)

Looks like the lack of socializing and boundaries is starting to show.

How much thought went into that pantry-raid of a housewarming basket?

[Snarky Lady]

What little brats and they are only going to get worse. I noticed the way they favorited the big twins and pushed one of the littles away from the car while the other was picked up and put in. These people are horrible parents. No wonder their own family does not invite them over What a sorry house warming gift. Did you hear she put together that cake mix. Look like it was pre packaged to me! These people make me livid.

[Krouton]

I wanted to clarify LDS (Mormon) tithing. In order to have a valid temple recommend - which they have - you have to give 10% of your income. So it's not like they donated

I think there are a lot of fabulous charities but we should share with each other good ones that don't have a huge overhead and where the money goes directly to the people. Red Cross and United Way have HUGE overhead and, after 911, I don't trust that my money actually gets there. So investigate good charities and then share what you know. I do the LDS church as does my non-member husband. I also go through Mercury1. They donate 100%, as well. From what I understand, money is what they desperately need. This morning on the news they mentioned money for feminine products. I hadn't even thought of that and how horrific that would be if caught off guard. I'm always open to good charities so share away!

That reminds me of a story. My friends and I always 'adopt' someone for Christmas, rather than exchanging gifts with one another. Usually we do a nursing home, needy family, something of that nature, 10 or 15 years ago, we decided to adopt a group of female soldiers serving in Iraq. I asked the old Marine what sort of items they would need, given the fact that the nursing home residents and kids are usually quite specific about what they would love to have, he said, " just send tampons, all of the tampons you can buy, they can't get them there and they need them' It reminded me of how we all take little things for granted.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

At 22:36, 23:04 and 23:08 cousin Dax says "Fuck" while driving the car with Evie. And he threw a huge fit while the girls got a turn to drive. And here we all thought the "durls" were the worst behaved children in the Wisenburg family. Let us be grateful we don't have to see this kid more often. Wonder if the girls will pick up any new vocabulary after this visit? Clearly Ashley doesn't watch all her video clips before including them. He doesn't look much older than they girls. I can't believe he talks like that! My kids are all adults and they know better than to talk like that lol

[WhyTheClownFace]

I hate to even post this because I'm so disgusted... did y'all see (around 12:50 I think) when A started filming (after T encouraged the chair/stair game)... I thought there were lady legs on the couch so I was looking at that... and they were not lady legs. How in the world can they not see such a huge (not huge) BLAH.

My apologies... I'm off to wash my eyes with soap and water.

[Snarky Lady]

Also I forgot to mention once again how these girls have no expression when experiencing new things! Unreal. I could not tell what Dax was saying I kind of thought and hope it was truck Who knows with this family

[mia]

I hate to even post this because I'm so disgusted... did y'all see (around 12:50 I think) when A started filming (after T encouraged the chair/stair game)... I thought there were lady legs on the couch so I was looking at that... and they were not lady legs. How in the world can they not see such a huge (not huge) BLAH.

My apologies... I'm off to wash my eyes with soap and water.

There goes breakfast!

[BumblebeeBubbles]

Also I forgot to mention once again how these girls have no expression when experiencing new things! Unreal. I could not tell what Dax was saying I kind of thought and hope it was truck Who knows with this family

I have found that too. They always say "oh they love it so much". I think they look the same whether they are eating spinach or opening a box. I don't know if there is something wrong or if it's just overstimulation. What's exciting about a treat when you eat donuts every day? What's the fun of Christmas if you get presents every day in the mail? Also, I don't think Ashwit and Bison should tell them how they feel. "Oh you love it". Let them learn to tell you how they feel. They probably haven't been taught to recognize or express or verbalized their emotions. That's scary and therapy bills waiting to happen.

[Snarky Lady]

One more thought and yes I think I am clever this morning lol. I wonder when we are going to see a new ailment "v'logger's arm". You know like "tennis elbow"? Lol

[GA Peach70]

Before when the girls would throw things over the stair railing and in between the spindles didn't Tittyboy get mad? Now he is encouraging them to throw their chairs down the stairs? Way to go dumb shit dad - what a stupid thing to teach them. I actually think he is doing it on our behalf because we have mentioned it here before so it's a big fuck you to us. Asshole! Way to show us by putting your children, once again, in a dangerous situation. If one of those chairs hits one of the girls it will knock them down the stairs.

I didn't think it was as funny as Ass thought when the girls kept falling down. Yes the first couple of times it was but not over and over and not as amusing as she made it out to be.

They look pathetic and cheap getting that as a housewarming present. She probably just got it out of her pantry. You know they suck ass at giving gifts. What morons.

Ass saying that her brothers new house is cute. I hate that word cute. Reminds me of a teenage girl saying it. To me saying a house or furniture is cute is childish and degrading. I was wondering if Ass & Blubber Butt thought their old rental was a "shack" what do they think of Grandmas place or really think of her brothers new place. Do they think they are "shacks" as well?

Regarding driving the Jeep. Why does Ass insist on screeching on and on "is this so fun?" "good job." Damn woman shut up. Oh by the way Ass learn how to say "button" correctly.