JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)
^I notice she's made loads of videos private.. lots including drake lol
'Sometimes, I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I just go back to being me.. ♥'
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Sorry, I was at a job interview (I got in!). It was a montage saying: 25yo dating a 16yo Starter Pack and the guy in the picture was just like Drake (beard etc) I laughed out loud. I can't attach the photo but it was funny.smom12 wrote:Something. Anything.
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lol awww man I was looking forward to something juicy. But congrats on the new job!!emlyx wrote:Sorry, I was at a job interview (I got in!). It was a montage saying: 25yo dating a 16yo Starter Pack and the guy in the picture was just like Drake (beard etc) I laughed out loud. I can't attach the photo but it was funny.smom12 wrote:Something. Anything.
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Sorry about the suspense, the forum won't let me attach anything! And thanks?smom12 wrote:lol awww man I was looking forward to something juicy. But congrats on the new job!!emlyx wrote:Sorry, I was at a job interview (I got in!). It was a montage saying: 25yo dating a 16yo Starter Pack and the guy in the picture was just like Drake (beard etc) I laughed out loud. I can't attach the photo but it was funny.smom12 wrote:Something. Anything.
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Congrats Something that we will never hear from Jess I fear.emlyx wrote:Sorry, I was at a job interview (I got in!). It was a montage saying: 25yo dating a 16yo Starter Pack and the guy in the picture was just like Drake (beard etc) I laughed out loud. I can't attach the photo but it was funny.smom12 wrote:Something. Anything.
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)
Jess and job don't belong in the same sentence.
Jess's resume:
Please list any perfected skills and/or accomplishments:
- Letting my kids suck on my tit any given hour of the day
- Purchasing bowsss
- Keeping my family #BLENDED AF by getting along swimmingly with my princesss' daddy
Jess's resume:
Please list any perfected skills and/or accomplishments:
- Letting my kids suck on my tit any given hour of the day
- Purchasing bowsss
- Keeping my family #BLENDED AF by getting along swimmingly with my princesss' daddy
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DEAD XDDDDDjcait00 wrote:Jess and job don't belong in the same sentence.
Jess's resume:
Please list any perfected skills and/or accomplishments:
- Letting my kids suck on my tit any given hour of the day
- Purchasing bowsss
- Keeping my family #BLENDED AF by getting along swimmingly with my princesss' daddy
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)
Long time lurker and I made an account to say this,this girl loves using clickbait.
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)
I usually roll my eyes at the idea of clickbait but I had a feeling it was just the cabinets. The tooth has been lost! She tries to get them to bed at 730 but ya know.
Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)
Everyone in the comments is saying how if they were to break up everyone knows they'd put it on social media first. Umm, excuse me but no the fuck she wouldn't. She'd drop a hints on Snapchat and tell everyone to stay tuned for the click baity vlog.
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)
Did she rent that house with Drake? I assumed she did and couldn't keep up with the rent once he'd left but he seemed pretty useless so maybe she was covering all the bills even when she wasn't single. I doubt she'd leave with 5 kids she'd make Chris leave if they ever split.
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I had to laugh out loud at the part where Jess said Landen normally isn't allowed to eat unhealthy stuff like Doritos but since they're at Mimi's it's ok. Oh but not too long ago he was drinking Mountain Dew...ok cause that makes sense.
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She was my saying he couldn't have Doritos at home she said he couldn't eat chips on the couch at homebunchofidiots wrote:I had to laugh out loud at the part where Jess said Landen normally isn't allowed to eat unhealthy stuff like Doritos but since they're at Mimi's it's ok. Oh but not too long ago he was drinking Mountain Dew...ok cause that makes sense.
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)
Ben works hard fighting fires, sleeping in rough conditions...then comes home to relax...and has to share his house with 7 extra people.
Poor guy! I have such a soft spot for him.
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)
What is it with Jess and her kids teeth? I get, that she is all excited for and with them, it's new and kids usually freak out about it, but why does she feel the need to constantly adress it on camera on every tooth that's lose?
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Nothing else interesting is happening in her life, so she has to dramatize every little detail. Also, in this case, it gives her the opportunity to give Lilia a lot of extra attention without getting called out for it. (I don't remember her freaking out this much for Kyson.)Captain Smooth wrote:What is it with Jess and her kids teeth? I get, that she is all excited for and with them, it's new and kids usually freak out about it, but why does she feel the need to constantly adress it on camera on every tooth that's lose?
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Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)
She shrieks all the time. She needs to pipe down, OMFG.
Re: JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)
And that's exactly why I said it... I was making a joke. Jeez.WheresMyCoffee wrote:Ugh sorry, but "ignore the haters"?? you sound exactly like a Jess minion. She didnt need to apologize at all for her original comment as the majority of people weren't offended but "ignore the haters" is the mentality of a Jess minion that we all make fun of constantly.Chatabox wrote:Ignore the haters. Some of us can take a joke. LolNicknackpaddywack wrote:I sincerely didn't mean to offend anyone on here by my quote. I was just meaning that it was funny since Susan on the show hated cooking because she was no good at it and so on anyway I'll stop posting for a bit since I seemed to have been offensive.