The Grabner Quad Squad: Open It! Open It! Open It! | Part 8

[Aussiegal2017]

Who has time to dress kids like that every day . She can’t be working that hard
Ass said come and swap a day with her . She can come and do my 12 hour nursing shift and I’ll sit on my bum all day


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[DoodleBop]

She could come and swap a day with me. No, I like my children more than that. There is no sleeping in here even on weekends. Even if you have a headache. We also don't eat out so maybe she'd just bail.

[Night lady]

Instagram stories

Dancing to music

ASS dances (if that's what you can call it, it's more like jerking motions) into the kitchen

WHALE tells her to go make jerking movements with the heavy that's standing on the sofa table dancing

Heavy then proceeds to push her mother away (good job whichever heavy you are)

Then the other 3 are shown table dancing (start em young)

And did you notice the piles of shit everywhere? Good God that would drive me insane

The couch table that the girls were standing on was nicked up pretty badly along the edges. Imagine what the baseboards must look like.

My two cents about a playroom or lack thereof in the new house.....if you've had kids then you know they want to be near the adults. At least mine always did. The kitchen/living room is where the action is normally located at our house. That small living room is going to be full of toys. At least until the girls are teens. And then where will they hang out?

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They probably expect them to hang out in their rooms when they become teenagers. I hope they just say eff you and move away.

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[Guest]

I did a guess-timate at one of those life expectancy sites for the WW

let me know if I calculated correctly?

33 yrs
68 inches tall
250 lb. or do you think he's more?
non smoker
male
no alcohol
I put him down for 1 - 3 auto accidents per year - because its just a matter of time with his driving without a seatbelt; staring in the rearview, playing on the phone, road rage that both T$A say he suffers from,
high blood pressure, not under control
2 or more siblings/parents with diabetes or cardiovascular incidents

Expectancy: 67.6 years

He's 6 years older then her, he'll be 36 in October. Remember when they met she was 13 going on 14 and he was 19 going on 20.

And yes, I think he weighs more then 250. I think he has purchased bigger clothes and that's why the KAD are saying he looks like he lost weight.

I changed it to 36 and 325 lb; and that makes it: 64.8 years.

I was hoping that it had something for points for eating x amount of sugar too. I assume he eats at least 3 donuts a day; two of his own and then what he begs off his daughters - such a bizarre dynamics.

[Guest]

Just happened to look at the MU site on fb; A$$ has her halloween hat on. Sugar daddy (ew) is giving away a minky.
How much does he have to give away and for A$$ to pretend she wants to be close to him until his ego has been repaired?

[Premmie101]

Just fast forwarded my way through the Greedner/Bingham shopping extravaganza. Omg how much crap do they need. Sorry I'm more of a minimalist, less is more kind of person. But Tyass really did my head in today. Looks like he might start a new business. I think he really believes he's an interior designer.

You nailed it, sissy!

Does he think he's the next HGTV decorating star?

Or, QVC peddler of Chinese decor shit?

With all the home tour and fall decorating vlogs I wouldn't put it past him (or stage dad).

It was too much. What a moron he is

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[Guest]

Just happened to look at the MU site on fb; A$$ has her halloween hat on. Sugar daddy (ew) is giving away a minky.
How much does he have to give away and for A$$ to pretend she wants to be close to him until his ego has been repaired?

Sorry I wasn't able to watch it past TwoTon WaddlingWhale says its the middle of the "work week". The witch is yawning because Tyler won't allow her to take a three hour nap with her FF.

Here's a capture of the witch in her hat. (ok, I did modify the hat)

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Watched the ASS family vlog while multitasking. Not worthy of my full attention but I was able to notice these things.

So sick of her letting one of her FF film with the camera. I guess she needs filler material to get it to around 30 minutes. Isn't that what the KAD demand?

So far the new fall clothes IMO are hideous. Bright yellow jeans? What's fall about those? They were so tight on their diapered bums they were hanging down. Ugly prints for the next day. I did like the denim jackets. But those are a timeless staple.

So the TyASSon helping Mrs. Mountable with fall decorating? Weren't their KAD asking for that? Well let's just say somehow CRAP ASS was able to turn that around and make it all about her...

See and I much prefer to watch the kids vlog. They are so much better to listen to than those worthless parents! Esme is my favorite to watch because she can actually do a pretty decent job at it. But what cracks me up the most about watching them is how they clearly mimic their parents constant narrative of their lives. Like they think you just pick up and camera and tell people what their doing. I'm not going back to rewatch what I watched hours and hours ago, but one of them just kept repeating something like "Vlogging it, Vlogging it, Vlogging it" over and over. Can't remember what she actually said, but basically she was just saying what her parent do all day, every day because that's all she knows.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

I did a guess-timate at one of those life expectancy sites for the WW

let me know if I calculated correctly?

33 yrs
68 inches tall
250 lb. or do you think he's more?
non smoker
male
no alcohol
I put him down for 1 - 3 auto accidents per year - because its just a matter of time with his driving without a seatbelt; staring in the rearview, playing on the phone, road rage that both T$A say he suffers from,
high blood pressure, not under control
2 or more siblings/parents with diabetes or cardiovascular incidents

Expectancy: 67.6 years

He's 6 years older then her, he'll be 36 in October. Remember when they met she was 13 going on 14 and he was 19 going on 20.

And yes, I think he weighs more then 250. I think he has purchased bigger clothes and that's why the KAD are saying he looks like he lost weight.

Agree on the weight. I would guess he's about 5'8" or so. I have a family member that is 5'5" and 280 pounds that looks crazy skinny compared to him! I would guess he's pushing 375, if not closer to 400.

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Instagram stories

Dancing to music

ASS dances (if that's what you can call it, it's more like jerking motions) into the kitchen

WHALE tells her to go make jerking movements with the heavy that's standing on the sofa table dancing

Heavy then proceeds to push her mother away (good job whichever heavy you are)

Then the other 3 are shown table dancing (start em young)

And did you notice the piles of shit everywhere? Good God that would drive me insane

The couch table that the girls were standing on was nicked up pretty badly along the edges. Imagine what the baseboards must look like.

My two cents about a playroom or lack thereof in the new house.....if you've had kids then you know they want to be near the adults. At least mine always did. The kitchen/living room is where the action is normally located at our house. That small living room is going to be full of toys. At least until the girls are teens. And then where will they hang out?

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Yes, to the shit piles. The little counter next to the fridge has now completely filled up and it looks like it's spreading to the top of the refrigerator.

That black sofa table is history and yes that's what the base boards look like now. No getting their deposit back.

Are they going to be allowed to play with their big toys in the new entryway and down the hall like they do now? Can't you just see them slamming their shopping carts into her precious board and batten and the French doors to her office. Can't wait for that shitshow.

[Guest]

Here's an earlier video on MU on FB

TwoTonWaddler is trying to ask Essie questions. She does not comprehend.
The squealing of banshees in the background.
TwoTonWaddler asks Essie "who was fighting with the pie?"
Essie says "pie."
TwoTonWaddler said "Noooo I think it was Evil"
Camera shifts to the pie, "who was hurting you pie?"
pie walks to the camera and said 'Essie"
TwoTon says "Noooo it was Evil"
TwoTon figures out what happened. The FF was supposed to pick up the crate of toys to get a fresh crate. The pie did all the work and then evil flipped it over so the pie was having to pick it up all over again.
TwoTon flirts with Evil "oohhhh gossshhh you are soooo naughty" in that flirty pervy way he does
TwoTon tells evil to help the pie pick it up.
Evil picks a comb out and then goes to the pie who is doing all the work and tries to brush her hair
The pie doesn't want to be touched but the evil chases her to allow her to jerk on her hair.
By now the pie has picked up everything and put it back in the crate.
She also gets away from the evil
The crate is returned to the closet
Check out the OCD's closet.

[lovethispage]

Instagram stories

Dancing to music

ASS dances (if that's what you can call it, it's more like jerking motions) into the kitchen

WHALE tells her to go make jerking movements with the heavy that's standing on the sofa table dancing

Heavy then proceeds to push her mother away (good job whichever heavy you are)

Then the other 3 are shown table dancing (start em young)

And did you notice the piles of shit everywhere? Good God that would drive me insane

The couch table that the girls were standing on was nicked up pretty badly along the edges. Imagine what the baseboards must look like.

My two cents about a playroom or lack thereof in the new house.....if you've had kids then you know they want to be near the adults. At least mine always did. The kitchen/living room is where the action is normally located at our house. That small living room is going to be full of toys. At least until the girls are teens. And then where will they hang out?

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They probably expect them to hang out in their rooms when they become teenagers. I hope they just say eff you and move away.

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By that time they'll be hanging out in the basement each with their very own "TyASSon".

[Guest]

I did a guess-timate at one of those life expectancy sites for the WW

let me know if I calculated correctly?

33 yrs
68 inches tall
250 lb. or do you think he's more?
non smoker
male
no alcohol
I put him down for 1 - 3 auto accidents per year - because its just a matter of time with his driving without a seatbelt; staring in the rearview, playing on the phone, road rage that both T$A say he suffers from,
high blood pressure, not under control
2 or more siblings/parents with diabetes or cardiovascular incidents

Expectancy: 67.6 years

He's 6 years older then her, he'll be 36 in October. Remember when they met she was 13 going on 14 and he was 19 going on 20.

And yes, I think he weighs more then 250. I think he has purchased bigger clothes and that's why the KAD are saying he looks like he lost weight.

Agree on the weight. I would guess he's about 5'8" or so. I have a family member that is 5'5" and 280 pounds that looks crazy skinny compared to him! I would guess he's pushing 375, if not closer to 400.

At 400 lb his life expectancy is now at 63.2 years. He might not just make it to see the ff graduate from high school. (I know - you all laugh on so many levels, the FF going to school? Graduating you say?)

[Night lady]

And did you notice the piles of shit everywhere? Good God that would drive me insane

The couch table that the girls were standing on was nicked up pretty badly along the edges. Imagine what the baseboards must look like.

My two cents about a playroom or lack thereof in the new house.....if you've had kids then you know they want to be near the adults. At least mine always did. The kitchen/living room is where the action is normally located at our house. That small living room is going to be full of toys. At least until the girls are teens. And then where will they hang out?

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They probably expect them to hang out in their rooms when they become teenagers. I hope they just say eff you and move away.

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By that time they'll be hanging out in the basement each with their very own "TyASSon".

Omg, I just spit out my drink. LMFAO

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[lovethispage]

Just happened to look at the MU site on fb; A$$ has her halloween hat on. Sugar daddy (ew) is giving away a minky.
How much does he have to give away and for A$$ to pretend she wants to be close to him until his ego has been repaired?

Sorry I wasn't able to watch it past TwoTon WaddlingWhale says its the middle of the "work week". The witch is yawning because Tyler won't allow her to take a three hour nap with her FF.

Here's a capture of the witch in her hat. (ok, I did modify the hat)

Somebody needs to put this on the Rattled FB and say they are getting ready for Halloween.

[lovethispage]

Sorry Nightlady. I hope it wasn't expensive vino.

[GA Peach70]

Is it just me or does anyone else wonder why the KAD think it was so great that Asswipe $ Waddlin Windbag went shopping with Mindy & Brandon? I personally think it is very weird that Mindy was taking decorating advice from WW. I don’t care how much you suck at decorating why in the hell would you take that dumb ass. The KAD loved how WW and Mindy were jumping around at the end. WTF? I’d be telling my husband to knock that the fuck off right now. I can’t imagine asking my friends husband to go shopping with me to help me pick out decorations nor can I imagine any of my friends asking my husband. I just find it strange. I also read that WW said that the Binghams house was terrible and a few people called him out about it. In Costco Asswipe says no to the big teddy bears, why? But it’s ok for her to buy more ugly ass decorations that she doesn’t need? Good job mother of the year. You made yourself look like even more of a selfish bitch than usual.

[Night lady]

Sorry Nightlady. I hope it wasn't expensive vino.

Lol, no... It was iced tea.

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[lovethispage]

ASSWIT still trying to do damage control this time on their FB page. AntiKAD made a pretty funny comment about why are they always together, does ASS know how to drive, ext.

Never seen her interact so much (well except for the other night). The KAD are in defense mode. But there's no more fuel for the fire, no one to argue with so she'll probably stay there for a while to get her ego stroked unless of course well you know where I'm going with this one...

[AthenaA]

How many live feeds do they need to do for an overpriced blanket? Fame whore much?

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Well they are counting that as oneof their SIX businesses.