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Postby DoodleBop » Sun Oct 01, 2017 5:06 pm

I wouldn't even walk in that house without my shoes on so I don't want to know what is considered acceptable alternate sex locations.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Chellebailson27 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 5:26 pm

Lurker2 wrote:When the hell do they even have sex? They co-sleep D:



Why do you think her couches are always stained??.....vomit!!!i just wanna go ahead and throw out a public apology to you guys who also visualised my words....


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby tessabravo » Sun Oct 01, 2017 5:57 pm

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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby marshmellow » Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:53 pm

nitm wrote:hmm sometimes I wonder if Jess really showers often or not. Her ass/vag probably always smell like a penguin :shock:


OMG a penguin ? a freaking pengiun ? You guys are hilarious.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Jm87053 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:56 pm

Probably more like a wet dog :D
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby blackroses » Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:59 pm

Jm87053 wrote:Probably more like a wet dog :D


Don't disrespect my dog like that. I don't even want to know what kind of foul smell comes out of there, doesn't take very long to wash it either
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Jm87053 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:06 pm

Lol ok. To me the wet dog smell makes me gag. But what does a penguin smell like? Btw, That was funny!
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby funkycat123 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:10 pm

Jm87053 wrote:Lol ok. To me the wet dog smell makes me gag. But what does a penguin smell like? Btw, That was funny!
Penguin eat fish so probably fish? lol
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Jm87053 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:13 pm

Ya I figured that after.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby lyddiebug » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:16 pm

My parents made saving for my college education a priority from the time I was a baby. Fortunately, I got a couple generous scholarships (one based on merit and one based on our financial situation), so they were/are able to cover the rest. However, I'm on my own as far as discretionary spending (cleaning products, food that isn't from the cafeteria, notebooks, pens, etc.), and I cover about half of my textbook expenses. (About once a year, I need a $100 dollar workbook that cannot be bought for cheaper or in an older edition. :() I suspect that Jess' primary form of providing for her kids' education will be allowing them to be permanent residents in her home while they do whatever they want, exactly like Mimi did.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby missy-1010 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:53 pm

lyddiebug wrote:My parents made saving for my college education a priority from the time I was a baby. Fortunately, I got a couple generous scholarships (one based on merit and one based on our financial situation), so they were/are able to cover the rest. However, I'm on my own as far as discretionary spending (cleaning products, food that isn't from the cafeteria, notebooks, pens, etc.), and I cover about half of my textbook expenses. (About once a year, I need a $100 dollar workbook that cannot be bought for cheaper or in an older edition. :() I suspect that Jess' primary form of providing for her kids' education will be allowing them to be permanent residents in her home while they do whatever they want, exactly like Mimi did.


Honestly people who expect their parents to put any money away for college sound entitled and bratty to me.


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby pllfan5 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:04 pm

I think that Chris is too lazy to shower too. I bet they both smell.

I can't imagine what they must smell like while having sex *shudders*
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Postby Chatabox » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:04 pm

I can't believe he never went back to get checked after his vasectomy. And Jess' blasé "well, I'm not pregnant. *giggle*"

Not getting pregnant now doesn't mean that the surgery worked! You're still breastfeeding 35 hours a day.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby fossilfinger » Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:29 pm

missy-1010 wrote:Honestly people who expect their parents to put any money away for college sound entitled and bratty to me.


It's really expensive to go to a four-year college. There is no way someone around here could self-finance their way through the local university (which still costs around $30,000 a year) without serious help. And no, not everyone can get a scholarship. I had something like a 3.75 GPA in high school and I didn't qualify for any scholarships. So it's either you go to a community college and then hope you get financial help if you want to transfer, or you take on major debt for something that may never pay off, because a Bachelor's degree does not guarantee you a job at all.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby user123_ » Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:12 pm

Its hard too tell if Chris and Jess are living beyond their means.
She lived with Mimi for a longggg time and back then she seemed super frugal. She probably wasn't paying much rent and I'm assuming she was making the same amount of money (~$7,000 a month)
They could have put some serious money aside for the mortgage and new car.
Who knows, it is shocking how much they seem to spend every day.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby lyddiebug » Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:49 pm

missy-1010 wrote:
lyddiebug wrote:My parents made saving for my college education a priority from the time I was a baby. Fortunately, I got a couple generous scholarships (one based on merit and one based on our financial situation), so they were/are able to cover the rest. However, I'm on my own as far as discretionary spending (cleaning products, food that isn't from the cafeteria, notebooks, pens, etc.), and I cover about half of my textbook expenses. (About once a year, I need a $100 dollar workbook that cannot be bought for cheaper or in an older edition. :() I suspect that Jess' primary form of providing for her kids' education will be allowing them to be permanent residents in her home while they do whatever they want, exactly like Mimi did.


Honestly people who expect their parents to put any money away for college sound entitled and bratty to me.


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I worry all the time about coming off as entitled or bratty, so this reply really hit a nerve for me. (Not your fault, I'm just thin skinned.) I don't expect my parents to pay for my education, and I feel very lucky to be able to go to college at all.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby dazzled » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:24 pm

missy-1010 wrote:
lyddiebug wrote:My parents made saving for my college education a priority from the time I was a baby. Fortunately, I got a couple generous scholarships (one based on merit and one based on our financial situation), so they were/are able to cover the rest. However, I'm on my own as far as discretionary spending (cleaning products, food that isn't from the cafeteria, notebooks, pens, etc.), and I cover about half of my textbook expenses. (About once a year, I need a $100 dollar workbook that cannot be bought for cheaper or in an older edition. :() I suspect that Jess' primary form of providing for her kids' education will be allowing them to be permanent residents in her home while they do whatever they want, exactly like Mimi did.


Honestly people who expect their parents to put any money away for college sound entitled and bratty to me.

How is that bratty? When you have a child it's your responsibility to set them up as best as possible for the future. Not everyone can afford to actually put away money, but if you can, it's certainly better to save up money over a decade or two rather than have your child put themselves into debt.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby soma31 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:40 pm

dazzled wrote:
missy-1010 wrote:
lyddiebug wrote:My parents made saving for my college education a priority from the time I was a baby. Fortunately, I got a couple generous scholarships (one based on merit and one based on our financial situation), so they were/are able to cover the rest. However, I'm on my own as far as discretionary spending (cleaning products, food that isn't from the cafeteria, notebooks, pens, etc.), and I cover about half of my textbook expenses. (About once a year, I need a $100 dollar workbook that cannot be bought for cheaper or in an older edition. :() I suspect that Jess' primary form of providing for her kids' education will be allowing them to be permanent residents in her home while they do whatever they want, exactly like Mimi did.


Honestly people who expect their parents to put any money away for college sound entitled and bratty to me.

How is that bratty? When you have a child it's your responsibility to set them up as best as possible for the future. Not everyone can afford to actually put away money, but if you can, it's certainly better to save up money over a decade or two rather than have your child put themselves into debt.


It’s like other things that are beneficial but by no means essential. Taking your kids to Paris or Tokyo will give them experiences that’ll probably benefit them in the future, but expecting/demanding that from your parents is bratty entitlement.

(To keep things on topic, I do think that Jess should cut down on buying unnecessary crap and put that money in savings for the kids. If not for college then at least to pay for all the babies they decide to plan as teenagers...)


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Lyanna » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:43 pm

luci417 wrote:Hey have you guys ever thought that Jess's situation with Chris is totally reversed from her other 2 babydaddies? Jess is out of his league and she supports Chris and his boys...so isn't Addy actually HIS trap baby? Now he has a guarantee she'll never leave because she doesn't want another child of divorce. #chrisgotpregnantonpurpose :D

You have a point!
I mean he moved in with her mom and two minutes after buying their house he quits his job to take naps with addie...

7 college funds and 7 orthodontic care are painful just to think at.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby lyddiebug » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:55 pm

soma31 wrote:
missy-1010 wrote:
lyddiebug wrote:My parents made saving for my college education a priority from the time I was a baby. Fortunately, I got a couple generous scholarships (one based on merit and one based on our financial situation), so they were/are able to cover the rest. However, I'm on my own as far as discretionary spending (cleaning products, food that isn't from the cafeteria, notebooks, pens, etc.), and I cover about half of my textbook expenses. (About once a year, I need a $100 dollar workbook that cannot be bought for cheaper or in an older edition. :() I suspect that Jess' primary form of providing for her kids' education will be allowing them to be permanent residents in her home while they do whatever they want, exactly like Mimi did.


Honestly people who expect their parents to put any money away for college sound entitled and bratty to me.



It’s like other things that are beneficial but by no means essential. Taking your kids to Paris or Tokyo will give them experiences that’ll probably benefit them in the future, but expecting/demanding that from your parents is bratty entitlement.

(To keep things on topic, I do think that Jess should cut down on buying unnecessary crap and put that money in savings for the kids. If not for college then at least to pay for all the babies they decide to plan as teenagers...)


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I don't expect or demand that my parents pay for my college education, and I really don't think I said anything to that effect. I am lucky that my parents had the means to set aside money for my college education and that I found a school that offered me sufficient scholarship for me to attend. I shared about myself primarily to show one model of paying for college and to speculate about how Jess might contribute to her children's future. Anyway, I agree that Jess should cut down on unnecessary spending. (Or, if she wants to focus on spending money on her kids now, she should at least focus on durable items for ALL of the kids rather than a bunch of useless junk.)
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby Mazement » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:19 am

Lyanna wrote:
luci417 wrote:Hey have you guys ever thought that Jess's situation with Chris is totally reversed from her other 2 babydaddies? Jess is out of his league and she supports Chris and his boys...so isn't Addy actually HIS trap baby? Now he has a guarantee she'll never leave because she doesn't want another child of divorce. #chrisgotpregnantonpurpose :D

You have a point!
I mean he moved in with her mom and two minutes after buying their house he quits his job to take naps with addie...

7 college funds and 7 orthodontic care are painful just to think at.


I like this little theory too! Jessica always said she only wanted four, their names all matched and it's Chris that is constantly making jokes about having like ten more children.
Haha how interesting.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby luci417 » Mon Oct 02, 2017 4:51 am

lyddiebug wrote:It’s like other things that are beneficial but by no means essential. Taking your kids to Paris or Tokyo will give them experiences that’ll probably benefit them in the future, but expecting/demanding that from your parents is bratty entitlement.

(To keep things on topic, I do think that Jess should cut down on buying unnecessary crap and put that money in savings for the kids. If not for college then at least to pay for all the babies they decide to plan as teenagers...)
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I would love to live in your world where a college degree is a fun luxury and not a necessity for most people today. I don't think most people expect their parents to put them fully through college but if you raise your kid with the expectation that they should go to college and you don't in 18 years save any money at all...that's a very shitty thing to do to your kid. What 18 year old can pay for that by themselves? It's not like in the 70s when college could be financed with a part time job, nowadays it literally can't be done unless you're the part time CEO of Goldman Sachs or something.

Parents who don't want to contribute to their kids' futures in any way sound lazy and selfish to me. If it's not financially possible that's one thing but you try and you make sacrifices for your kid's future, that's what being a parent is.
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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby missy-1010 » Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:03 am

luci417 wrote:
lyddiebug wrote:It’s like other things that are beneficial but by no means essential. Taking your kids to Paris or Tokyo will give them experiences that’ll probably benefit them in the future, but expecting/demanding that from your parents is bratty entitlement.

(To keep things on topic, I do think that Jess should cut down on buying unnecessary crap and put that money in savings for the kids. If not for college then at least to pay for all the babies they decide to plan as teenagers...)
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I would love to live in your world where a college degree is a fun luxury and not a necessity for most people today. I don't think most people expect their parents to put them fully through college but if you raise your kid with the expectation that they should go to college and you don't in 18 years save any money at all...that's a very shitty thing to do to your kid. What 18 year old can pay for that by themselves? It's not like in the 70s when college could be financed with a part time job, nowadays it literally can't be done unless you're the part time CEO of Goldman Sachs or something.

Parents who don't want to contribute to their kids' futures in any way sound lazy and selfish to me. If it's not financially possible that's one thing but you try and you make sacrifices for your kid's future, that's what being a parent is.


So what's your stance on Jessica having 40 billion kids. She can't possibly put away any substantial savings for ALL of them. Does that make her selfish?


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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby twomommies » Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:13 am

nitm wrote:hmm sometimes I wonder if Jess really showers often or not. Her ass/vag probably always smell like a penguin :shock:
Like Long John Silvers. I'll send her some fam mail of a basket full of body wash, face scrub, and shampoo

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Re: Jesssfam: These Boobs Are Made For Flashing (Part 101)

Postby funkycat123 » Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:14 am

twomommies wrote:
nitm wrote:hmm sometimes I wonder if Jess really showers often or not. Her ass/vag probably always smell like a penguin :shock:
Like Long John Silvers. I'll send her some fam mail of a basket full of body wash, face scrub, and shampoo

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