The Lindquists: dELLEusional, deceitful, and divorcing | Part 4

[okaythatlldo]

LMAO just saw in the comments on IG that someone asked her to make a video about Father’s Day. The commenter’s husband is an essential worker and she is having trouble thinking of ways to honour him during lockdown. Elle responded that it was a great idea!

I 100% know this video will NEVER get made. There is no way Elle could ever produce that content without a) filming Dan and the kids, and b) making it painfully obvious that they aren’t together.

Either that commenter is really dumb OR she’s someone from this group who knows EXACTLY what she’s doing by posting that comment.


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[Refrigerator_Light]

LMAO just saw in the comments on IG that someone asked her to make a video about Father’s Day. The commenter’s husband is an essential worker and she is having trouble thinking of ways to honour him during lockdown. Elle responded that it was a great idea!

I 100% know this video will NEVER get made. There is no way Elle could ever produce that content without a) filming Dan and the kids, and b) making it painfully obvious that they aren’t together.

Either that commenter is really dumb OR she’s someone from this group who knows EXACTLY what she’s doing by posting that comment.


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Or Elle will make the video and make it about her dad, Bumpa! Lol

[Margie]

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Elle walking around in an entire outfit that definitely wasn’t in her capsule wardrobe video.... I mean seriously, I don’t fucking care but don’t put out this huge production of videos about your fucking wardrobe to viewers encouraging them to downsize and then do whatever the fuck you want because you don’t actually give a shit about your viewers. All she cares about is if people watch, hit like, comment ass kidding bs, and shop her affiliate links.

[Seriouslysweetie]

Honestly, I really think majority of her videos and posts are fake. She really doesn't feel genuine. Her fake sweet voice really gets to me. I can tell it's fake because it slightly changes when Cohen bothers her filming. I won't be even surprise if she pre cleans before she does her cleaning videos. I wonder where she hides all the extra clothes. She must have a massive collection. I think she gets at least a couple of new pairs each season of those awful leggings that show practically every lump and bump.

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[Margie]

I assume she has fully taken over Dans side of the closet by now. She’s gotten smart since we made the discovery of his clothes being gone, she never has that closet door open anymore!

[JustAMereMuggle]

I've noticed this a lot in the last little bit as well. Things she showed in her capsule wardrobe we never see but other stuff we've never seen makes daily appearances. Elle will probably put out a new "summer capsule wardrobe" with these in it soon. Some examples of more outfits seen in the past month...

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[TeachIT]

How is she walking the dog alone? Do you think she lets Dan take Blankette? I wonder if the boys do overnight with him


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[Margie]

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Well, there we have it... she produces a newsletter weekly but can only handle making a video once a month. Maybe she’s not actually able to do her little crafts with voiceovers as often as we thought. Although, I think it’s more likely that she just doesn’t want to burn through her limited psychology knowledge too quickly, because we all know she doesn’t know that much. It’s tough work plagiarizing reputable psychologists work you know.

[Margie]

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WOW!!! A week ago she was bashing people for using tiktok and now she’s out in public creating tiktoks. What a fucking dunce!

[okaythatlldo]

Of course she bought an oatmeal-coloured face mask . I guess all her RESEARCH on the CDC website revealed that using a silk scarf wasn’t the greatest idea after all.

I bet she’s hoping that TikTok she made goes viral, even though it’s been done already. Same as how she’s hoping to sell her “custom” IG filter for $5 even though she copied TIU Katrina’s idea and probably matched the filter too!


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[okaythatlldo]

Omg in today’s video she said she’s going to talk about what’s going on in her personal life next week.

Also, she rearranged the living room again and it still doesn’t look right. Day in the life of a SAHM of 3!


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[Margie]

Haha, I agree, her living room still looks terrible! I thought when she initially moved the furniture into that placement, she would stand back, decide it was terrible, and move it, but nope.

Highly likely she won’t actually reveal anything next week. This is a classic Elle move- day your viewers can expect something, and then never actually deliver. If she does talk about it, I’m sure she will skirt around the issue addressing it only slightly, but not actually giving any information, much like she did in today’s video. It will turn into a massive conversation about her, her, her.

[67carfar]

Yeah I expect "next weeks" video to be a cop out. Maybe just an acknowledgement of the separation but nothing more. Or probably not even that.
I think maybe she''s just realized that things are becoming too obvious and she can't try to hide it anymore. Like its totally obvious the times when she doesn't have the kids. In today's video she is at the store without the kids and then when she gets home I'm pretty sure Dan's car is parked outside, but of course no mention of him. And she's shown herself walking Ellie with no kids several times. She''s going to have to start acknowledging the times when he has the kids or it's just going to continue to make her look like an irresponsible parent.

Also, the living room looks so bad. It's almost like some weird shrine/worship space to her precious plant Estelle.

[Margie]

Hahahaha! Yes! Her giant tree is the “show piece” I was hoping she would have moved it into the corner behind the chair to the left and had the chairs set up as a “conversation nook” with a small table between them. I can’t believe she left that fucking tree there. Her living room is so cold. Not set up for cozy intimate conversations at all.

[JustAMereMuggle]

So Blankette's birthday is May 23rd. In today's video she says tomorrow is her birthday. That would make May 20th her birthday. Has she been lying about her birthday this whole time or is she so self involved that she genuinely forgot when her favourite child's birthday is? If it's the latter then someone really needs to get this woman some help, like, yesterday.

[TeachIT]

So Blankette's birthday is May 23rd. In today's video she says tomorrow is her birthday. That would make May 20th her birthday. Has she been lying about her birthday this whole time or is she so self involved that she genuinely forgot when her favourite child's birthday is? If it's the latter then someone really needs to get this woman some help, like, yesterday.

I’m wondering if that’s how poorly planned her channel is. She can’t even remember when this video is going to air, in order to refer to the days correctly.

Also LOL she keeps referring to her new channel as her “main” channel. B, please. If that’s your main channel, delete the other one. OH WAIT she can’t dare get rid of the “not main” channel since it’s the one with actual viewers and subs!!


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[Skinnie]

I agree with y’all: I doubt she will be sharing anything of value next week.
Someone commented about her using patreon for exclusive videos; Elle responded that she likes the idea but wasn’t able to make enough money. Basically saying she would do exclusively patreon videos without sponsorships if she could generate enough cash. These delusional fans think people should pay for what Elle creates?

Elle likely does not want to share what is going on because SHE may look bad and she does not want her audience to criticize; so I dunno why she doesn’t just turn off the comments for more ‘personal’ videos.

[JustAMereMuggle]

So Blankette's birthday is May 23rd. In today's video she says tomorrow is her birthday. That would make May 20th her birthday. Has she been lying about her birthday this whole time or is she so self involved that she genuinely forgot when her favourite child's birthday is? If it's the latter then someone really needs to get this woman some help, like, yesterday.

I’m wondering if that’s how poorly planned her channel is. She can’t even remember when this video is going to air, in order to refer to the days correctly.

Also LOL she keeps referring to her new channel as her “main” channel. B, please. If that’s your main channel, delete the other one. OH WAIT she can’t dare get rid of the “not main” channel since it’s the one with actual viewers and subs!!


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I thought of that too. But unless she was planning on this video coming out on Friday it still doesn't make sense as Saturday is the 23rd. I just don't get it. Don't plan Tuesday/Thursday videos then put them out Friday. No wonder she had to marry into money, she couldn't hack it as a teacher and knew she needed a "sugar daddy", so to speak, to support her so she could be a "homemaker" and work when she feels like it. She just glommed onto every successful YouTuber to try and stay relevant. She's never going to get to 212,000 subscribers on the new or old or main or whatever channel because she's just not relatable anymore.

[JustAMereMuggle]

I agree with y’all: I doubt she will be sharing anything of value next week.
Someone commented about her using patreon for exclusive videos; Elle responded that she likes the idea but wasn’t able to make enough money. Basically saying she would do exclusively patreon videos without sponsorships if she could generate enough cash. These delusional fans think people should pay for what Elle creates?

Elle likely does not want to share what is going on because SHE may look bad and she does not want her audience to criticize; so I dunno why she doesn’t just turn off the comments for more ‘personal’ videos.

Are you f-ing kidding me? A patreon for a video of her talking about her divorce? I feel like she should have to pay every viewer to sit through that shitty video, not the other way around. And owing to the fact that she will probably lie through her teeth and/or omit anything ACTUALLY relevant to the story I think anyone who pays for that should bring her up on fraud charges. And I think she knows that. Patreon would never happen. At least now she can say it's free and you chose to watch.

[Margie]

Justameremuggle, I think you really hit the nail on the head in saying she will never have a bunch of subs because she’s just not relevant anymore. It’s so true! We all started watching her because she was relatable and we liked her, then she slowly started trying to act bigger than she is and started preaching one thing while doing another. If she just got back to her roots and was a genuine person living a genuine life, it would be hard to say shit about her, but she’s just such a fake know it all now.