BumsAlongTheWayToMoneyMaker2 Part 16

[MamatoanAngel]

The eyebrows...hah. I had to rewind to make sure I wasn't just seeing things. She looked ridiculous. As for big things happening, I'll believe it when I see it. Bryan claims all the time big things are happening,and nothing ever seems to come of it.

[EleanorRigby]

Someone needs to tell this girl to lay off the eyebrow pencil. She went way to heavy handed.

OH. MY. GOD. The eyebrows. WHAT THE ACTUAL F*UCK is she doing!? Trying to look like a chola? Half the girls in my town have eyebrows like this. I also live in New Mexico and those girls are all on food stamps and have 5 children with 5 different dads.

Lol how the hell does drawn in eyebrows = being on welfare with 5 diff. Baby fathers. I think you're taking it to the extreme.

I don't think she was saying Missy would turn out that way lol

[Farleygirl]

So I rewrote the song to suit them better. I know it doesn't match the tune perfectly it's just for fun. I even have the intro to their music video in mind. Picture them at Freebirds with B roll shots as the employees make their burrito. Then they sit down and hand Oliver a burrito and he hits it out of their hand onto the floor and they start laughing. Then the song begins:

All my life,
I wanted a burrito to call my own,
And here you come
Holding my favorite one,
You put it in my hand,
And the smell takes me to better days

All my life,
I wanted a kid and someone else to do the parenting,
Like your mom and dad
He may as well be their son
And your dad can be our handyman,
And go around fixing up our place.

Driving in my car,
That's where I wanna be.

All it took was a ring purchased from Target
Big blue eyes welled up and said "this is home",
And the refrigerator light never looked so good,
Holding my food that somebody else cooked, singing "I am home",
And that's where I wanna be,
Yeah wherever you're with me

Little hands, that took far too long to hold,
I bring you close, soon the "kid" thing will get old,
I thought up a good catch phrase and said "he'll do amazing things".

Little curls that we never wanna tame,
You look just like dad, and that is such a shame,
We will hold you up and show you off to the world.

Driving in my car,
That's where I wanna be.

And we need a new lamp so lets go back to Target,
Walking through the aisles you smiled and said "this is home"
Just running "errands" and buying more things
Spending all the money that Youtube brings singing "I am home",
And that's where I wanna be,
Yeah wherever you're with me.

Blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah,
Get me on Ellen,
Blah blah, blah blah blah blah,
Blah blah, blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Make me rich

Wherever the money is,
That's where I wanna be
Even exploiting my kids
If the need be
I am home.

[celticrain13]

So I rewrote the song to suit them better. I know it doesn't match the tune perfectly it's just for fun. I even have the intro to their music video in mind. Picture them at Freebirds with B roll shots as the employees make their burrito. Then they sit down and hand Oliver a burrito and he hits it out of their hand onto the floor and they start laughing. Then the song begins:

All my life,
I wanted a burrito to call my own,
And here you come
Holding my favorite one,
You put it in my hand,
And the smell takes me to better days

All my life,
I wanted a kid and someone else to do the parenting,
Like your mom and dad
He may as well be their son
And your dad can be our handyman,
And go around fixing up our place.

Driving in my car,
That's where I wanna be.

All it took was a ring purchased from Target
Big blue eyes welled up and said "this is home",
And the refrigerator light never looked so good,
Holding my food that somebody else cooked, singing "I am home",
And that's where I wanna be,
Yeah wherever you're with me

Little hands, that took far too long to hold,
I bring you close, soon the "kid" thing will get old,
I thought up a good catch phrase and said "he'll do amazing things".

Little curls that we never wanna tame,
You look just like dad, and that is such a shame,
We will hold you up and show you off to the world.

Driving in my car,
That's where I wanna be.

And we need a new lamp so lets go back to Target,
Walking through the aisles you smiled and said "this is home"
Just running "errands" and buying more things
Spending all the money that Youtube brings singing "I am home",
And that's where I wanna be,
Yeah wherever you're with me.

Blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah,
Get me on Ellen,
Blah blah, blah blah blah blah,
Blah blah, blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Make me rich

Wherever the money is,
That's where I wanna be
Even exploiting my kids
If the need be
I am home.

FANTASTIC LOL. NOW SHOW IT TO HIM

[MamaJoAnna]

That would sell far better than This is Shit did.

[ferriswheel]

Lol ^^^

[Rosiex3]

Know what? Bryan and Missy are so unprepared for anything resembling work that I hope he does commit to some kind of contract. I mean, he's probably exaggerating whatever his call was about (prob about the numbers) but if not, we know there is NO WAY Missy can handle things alone. The vlogs might finally be interesting if these two are forced to actually work and mature a little. I'd watch that.

He's probably going to drive them crazy at Playlist... love it!



Ohhhh don't worry she'll have Mimi, papa and Cassie take care of him while she naps


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[MamatoanAngel]

Thank you for the late night laughs haha. That song suits them so well. Bryan..sing this version, and I promise to buy it. I can't decide if the burrito smelling part is my favorite, or the part about Jim being their handyman and fixing their home haha.

[cats-or-die]

I AM DYING AT THE SONG REWRITE. It's so spot on!!! Ahhh!!!


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[nobodyaskedmebut]

They are going to visit Rachel Talbott whom I really admire. I hate that these lazy losers get to hang out with them.


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[Nolagirl]

So I rewrote the song to suit them better. I know it doesn't match the tune perfectly it's just for fun. I even have the intro to their music video in mind. Picture them at Freebirds with B roll shots as the employees make their burrito. Then they sit down and hand Oliver a burrito and he hits it out of their hand onto the floor and they start laughing. Then the song begins:

All my life,
I wanted a burrito to call my own,
And here you come
Holding my favorite one,
You put it in my hand,
And the smell takes me to better days

All my life,
I wanted a kid and someone else to do the parenting,
Like your mom and dad
He may as well be their son
And your dad can be our handyman,
And go around fixing up our place.

Driving in my car,
That's where I wanna be.

All it took was a ring purchased from Target
Big blue eyes welled up and said "this is home",
And the refrigerator light never looked so good,
Holding my food that somebody else cooked, singing "I am home",
And that's where I wanna be,
Yeah wherever you're with me

Little hands, that took far too long to hold,
I bring you close, soon the "kid" thing will get old,
I thought up a good catch phrase and said "he'll do amazing things".

Little curls that we never wanna tame,
You look just like dad, and that is such a shame,
We will hold you up and show you off to the world.

Driving in my car,
That's where I wanna be.

And we need a new lamp so lets go back to Target,
Walking through the aisles you smiled and said "this is home"
Just running "errands" and buying more things
Spending all the money that Youtube brings singing "I am home",
And that's where I wanna be,
Yeah wherever you're with me.

Blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah,
Get me on Ellen,
Blah blah, blah blah blah blah,
Blah blah, blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Make me rich

Wherever the money is,
That's where I wanna be
Even exploiting my kids
If the need be
I am home.

Excellent!!!! Love that!!!!


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[just_to_post]

So I rewrote the song to suit them better. I know it doesn't match the tune perfectly it's just for fun. I even have the intro to their music video in mind. Picture them at Freebirds with B roll shots as the employees make their burrito. Then they sit down and hand Oliver a burrito and he hits it out of their hand onto the floor and they start laughing. Then the song begins:

All my life,
I wanted a burrito to call my own,
And here you come
Holding my favorite one,
You put it in my hand,
And the smell takes me to better days

All my life,
I wanted a kid and someone else to do the parenting,
Like your mom and dad
He may as well be their son
And your dad can be our handyman,
And go around fixing up our place.

Driving in my car,
That's where I wanna be.

All it took was a ring purchased from Target
Big blue eyes welled up and said "this is home",
And the refrigerator light never looked so good,
Holding my food that somebody else cooked, singing "I am home",
And that's where I wanna be,
Yeah wherever you're with me

Little hands, that took far too long to hold,
I bring you close, soon the "kid" thing will get old,
I thought up a good catch phrase and said "he'll do amazing things".

Little curls that we never wanna tame,
You look just like dad, and that is such a shame,
We will hold you up and show you off to the world.

Driving in my car,
That's where I wanna be.

And we need a new lamp so lets go back to Target,
Walking through the aisles you smiled and said "this is home"
Just running "errands" and buying more things
Spending all the money that Youtube brings singing "I am home",
And that's where I wanna be,
Yeah wherever you're with me.

Blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah,
Get me on Ellen,
Blah blah, blah blah blah blah,
Blah blah, blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Make me rich

Wherever the money is,
That's where I wanna be
Even exploiting my kids
If the need be
I am home.

Standing ovation

[kwallace]

Best rewrite EVER. That song suits them so much more. What pisses me off the most is the fact that they wanted a kid SO BADLY and now that's he's here, they refuse to do even the most basic shit with him.

They're too immature for kids.

[actuallydear]

Someone needs to tell this girl to lay off the eyebrow pencil. She went way to heavy handed.

OH. MY. GOD. The eyebrows. WHAT THE ACTUAL F*UCK is she doing!? Trying to look like a chola? Half the girls in my town have eyebrows like this. I also live in New Mexico and those girls are all on food stamps and have 5 children with 5 different dads.

bonnie and ellie fill their brows in. monkey "thee" monkey do. guess that's why she's so obsessed with monkeys.

[actuallydear]

oh and is there a way to find out how many copies the song sold/how much he made?

[HelloSweetie]

Look what I stumbled across... So Bryan took Missy's name too. I'm convinced Missy can be just as controlling as Bryan is.[img]http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02 ... 5d8158.jpg[/img]


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[kiki]

Which video has the bad eyebrows? I'm not seeing it lol

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[kiki]

Look what I stumbled across... So Bryan took Missy's name too. I'm convinced Missy can be just as controlling as Bryan is.[img]http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/02 ... 5d8158.jpg[/img]


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Wtf? Who does that? That's really bizarre

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[actuallydear]

Look what I stumbled across... So Bryan took Missy's name too. I'm convinced Missy can be just as controlling as Bryan is.


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woooooooooow. shit clearly went down with nancy. that, or the hollisters brain washed him into thinking it did. oh, to be a fly on the wall.

https://klout.com/BryanLanning also hollister there.

[Farleygirl]

Thanks for the feedback and I'm glad so many of you enjoyed it. I would post it to Bryan's YouTube video but I don't want him to stalk me. He'll read it here soon enough.