Gardner Quad Squad: A Miracle Unraveling | Part 7

[CherryBaby]

Tyson and Ashley just don't look like they go together as a couple. They are like "opposites attract", looks wise. For living in a cold place, it's strange he's always in shorts. His style is definitely homely, grungy. Hers is not.

They are the most opposite couple I have ever seen, she is usually dressed very stylish & your description is on spot for Tyler homely & grungy

Yes, and the lazy factor adds to his all over disgusting appearance. The clothes look juvenile on a guy that doesn't work, but just shows off for a living.

[CherryBaby]

Tyson and Ashley just don't look like they go together as a couple. They are like "opposites attract", looks wise. For living in a cold place, it's strange he's always in shorts. His style is definitely homely, grungy. Hers is not.

I thought the same in the beginning. I couldn't stand disgusting Tyabetes from the get go. He was so ugly, fat, and gross. I just couldn't understand what she saw in him. Slowly I realized she was incompetent & she needed him to take care of the girls.

After reading their old blogs and learning she had low self esteem & disgusting TyBag swooped in when she was only 13 she really depended on him.

Since she started lipshit she has really come into her own. You can now see the disgust on her face when she's mad at him. And now that she is making moves on Mr Mountable, it may only be a matter of time before she kicks him to the curb. Tubby should get a clue & start taking care of himself. She is so selfish & self absorbed and would think nothing of leaving him & the girls for a better looking man!

This is so true. At the beginning, their vlogs ended with those "cute" little bedtime giggle-fests between Ass and Tyass. What happened to those?

Now she acts like she just tolerates him for the babysitter aspect. He seems to know that, but since everything has always gone his way so far, I'm guessing he isn't too concerned that she'll actually leave him.

[Premmie101]

Those boots looked different to the ones they bought yesterday. I don't remember yesterday's ones having fringes

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I haven't watched a vlog in quite some time. I always just come here to watch through my Sissies eyes (thanks btw ). The really do actually show the shoes and clothes they want? That is just down right appalling. No better than a beggar standing on the street corner with a sign.

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Thanks for that. I think i need better glasses!! But I am glad they're not another pair

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[Sneaky_snarky]

Both parents up at the same time this morning for the 3rd-4th day in a row. Something has changed there. Not sure for how long. Will be interesting to observe.

I still cut up sausage links. It makes me nervous and the skin makes it hard for them to chew. Just my two cents there.

Notice they had to roll the jeans. They are too big. Whenever they DO potty train, they are going to fall off without the help of a diaper. Especially the littles.

Mimi hasn't been feeling well. I knew there was a reason she'd been MIA. She's wearing a different shirt!!

Olive Garden. Barely is in her own world again for a bit there. Kids have their own plates. They make the girls hold hands in the parking lot (didn't we just say that here? Yup).

Corn maze- my 2.5 year olds can't peddle all yet. Their legs don't reach. Hopefully next spring. So that part didn't strike me as odd. I do wish Tyson would have shut up and just filmed the girls doing their thing. They did seem to enjoy the little hat maze. Just shut up Tyson.

They pick pumpkins. But will they carve them or paint them? Doubt it. Or maybe they will if they read it here. The slide was cute for the kids. They seemed to enjoy it more than normal but indie and esme were still uneasy.

Hay ride- I'm surprised esme sat on the hay, but when it started moving they were back on dad's lap. At one point she's with uncle jack and jack says "she's freakin out". Did indie pick two times? Or did someone mess up names? But for goodness sake how many pumpkins do they need? Omg! Excess. Just like the boots.

Back out to dinner.

Will ashley and her friends go to cornbelly's by themselves again at night like last year??

I need to start counting "amazing/awesome". For sure.






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[eskayem]

I'm not super religious by any means but I don't understand why they SC themselves outside of church. Just looks like another day to show off another outfit and for ClownFace to take another selfie.

For a female to say the haters never bother her, she has to have a crazy low amount of self esteem to constantly want people only to sing her praises and how cute/beautiful her girls are. I think FatAss filled that void in her life. So she clings to that.

[Harkette]

Both parents up at the same time this morning for the 3rd-4th day in a row. Something has changed there. Not sure for how long. Will be interesting to observe.

I still cut up sausage links. It makes me nervous and the skin makes it hard for them to chew. Just my two cents there.

Notice they had to roll the jeans. They are too big. Whenever they DO potty train, they are going to fall off without the help of a diaper. Especially the littles.

Mimi hasn't been feeling well. I knew there was a reason she'd been MIA. She's wearing a different shirt!!

Olive Garden. Barely is in her own world again for a bit there. Kids have their own plates. They make the girls hold hands in the parking lot (didn't we just say that here? Yup).

Corn maze- my 2.5 year olds can't peddle all yet. Their legs don't reach. Hopefully next spring. So that part didn't strike me as odd. I do wish Tyson would have shut up and just filmed the girls doing their thing. They did seem to enjoy the little hat maze. Just shut up Tyson.

They pick pumpkins. But will they carve them or paint them? Doubt it. Or maybe they will if they read it here. The slide was cute for the kids. They seemed to enjoy it more than normal but indie and esme were still uneasy.

Hay ride- I'm surprised esme sat on the hay, but when it started moving they were back on dad's lap. At one point she's with uncle jack and jack says "she's freakin out". Did indie pick two times? Or did someone mess up names? But for goodness sake how many pumpkins do they need? Omg! Excess. Just like the boots.

Back out to dinner.

Will ashley and her friends go to cornbelly's by themselves again at night like last year??

I need to start counting "amazing/awesome". For sure.






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Hopefully someone who lives near there can give us some insight...but why would adults go to the pumpkin patch alone? Around here there is literally nothing for adults to do. It's all kid activities.


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[Harkette]

I'm not super religious by any means but I don't understand why they SC themselves outside of church. Just looks like another day to show off another outfit and for ClownFace to take another selfie.

For a female to say the haters never bother her, she has to have a crazy low amount of self esteem to constantly want people only to sing her praises and how cute/beautiful her girls are. I think FatAss filled that void in her life. So she clings to that.

That's how they prove they are good Mormons. Certainly nothing else in their life tells us that- good deeds, humility, etc. So they have to snap at church to prove they're religious.




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[Laughter6789]

You can see in one of the pics that TyAss posted on Instagram that one of the girls' new boots are completely scuffed up. Like the cheap fake leather was completely scraped off while she was playing at the pumpkin patch. I wonder is Trashley will trash these boots now since at least one pair is ruined. This is why you don't put shoes like this on 2 year olds to go play! They are not made for active play, idiots.

[girlielove]

The amount of food these people eat is obscene. Tyass was making over a dozen sausage links for breakfast. He eats with his mouth open too, must be where the girls see it. The girls climbing on the table. Two boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts on the counter, along with a cup from Wendy's and Sodaliscious. Suckers in the car, Olive Garden again this week, then Tyass says the girls are probably starving for dinner like he is because they haven't eaten since they woke up from their nap.

Two of the girls have curved teeth on top. Those binkies are going to affect their jaw shape. The girls eat so much sugar that I imagine they have a mouth full of cavities forming. I hope Tyass and Assley brush the girls teeth for them. The girls had another sugary drink at lunch, too.

Guess what -- 31 times they said good job today! And that's just in the parts that weren't covered by music. I wish these parents would get a clue. Talk to their children, not spout off meaningless phrases to them every few seconds. These girls need to learn how to communicate, and have a conversation, and be listened to. I don't think I've ever seen a single conversation between them. Just painful shrieking and stupid giggling. Way too old to be talked to like infants.

Garrison comes over in the morning -- doesn't he have a job? -- and Tyass jokes about leaving him with the girls. Garrison looked aghast. Tubby wrote on Instagram this last week that there's not a moment he doesn't want to spend with his kids. He sure manages to get away a lot, though. And immediately talks about leaving when a helper shows up, joking or not. Who does that? Those kids are his. I remember once they said that it takes a village to raise their kids. No. It takes their parents.

I keep getting a suggested article on my Facebook about the Gardners. It's titled "This Couple Let the Internet Raise their Children." So comical. I looked at it once, it's about their viral pregnancy photo and deciding to vlog the girls' through the Nicu and everything. But the title would enrage me if it were about me. Sad to think that the Greedners are convinced the whole world loves their girls. They are serving them up on a silver platter for any stranger to dissect. What parent would really want that for kids they tried so hard for?

[amyisnewhere]

The Greedners posted their pumpkin patch adventures vlog on their FB page already & in the picture Assley has all of her lipshit shades tattooed on her hand in the pic.... WTF

She does that for advertising. So ppl in public will know she sells lipsense. And for ppl to say, hey what is that? Etc

[amyisnewhere]

She's so different on her lipsense page...... And somewhat likable if I forgot who she really was.

[BumblebeeBubbles]

Thanks for that. I think i need better glasses!! But I am glad they're not another pair

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Premmie101 - maybe you could get on a LensCrafters website and show us what frames and glasses you would like? Just make is subtle. One of the KADS will get it for you. Isn't that how this works?

[lovethispage]

WTF kind of a "Sunday" dress is ASSWIT wearing on Snap Chat?

It's a pinafore. Literally. It looks like something a little girl would wear. I guess she's dressing for her brother/husband. It's the most ridiculous looking thing I have EVER seen her wear.

If someone can post a picture you'll have a good laugh.

[qsauntiem]

WTF kind of a "Sunday" dress is ASSWIT wearing on Snap Chat?

It's a pinafore. Literally. It looks like something a little girl would wear. I guess she's dressing for her brother/husband. It's the most ridiculous looking thing I have EVER seen her wear.

If someone can post a picture you'll have a good laugh.

Oh my gosh. Not only is the dress horrendous, it's bursting at the seams. I do think the girls look adorable in those dresses and boots though.

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[lovethispage]

Why in the vlog is the fucking old coot shown holding food in his mouth?

What's up with ASS's hair? She had 5 minutes to fix the girls hair. I guess she forgot about hers. Her children's hair is starting to look better then hers.

I think the reason why they have both been up at the same time in the morning is they have trained the girls to sleep in until nearly noon.

Notice how it's uncle jack that's running with all the girls in the wagon and not FatASS. Of course you did. He's leaning against the car huffing and puffing after lifting all those pumpkins into the back of their vehicle.

ASSCRAP says they need to get one of those wagons. Hint hint.

[Premmie101]

Thanks for that. I think i need better glasses!! But I am glad they're not another pair

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Premmie101 - maybe you could get on a LensCrafters website and show us what frames and glasses you would like? Just make is subtle. One of the KADS will get it for you. Isn't that how this works?

LMAO now there's an idea!

[Stellaboo]

Good god these people are such gluttons! They can't just do anything normally - it always has to be about the excess.
The girls need new shoes? Buy them 10 pairs each! Picking out pumpkins for a family of 6? Buy an entire truck full!
Need a bigger house? Build a mansion with 14 bathrooms! (But no playroom)
And why bother staying home to eat the enormous stock of Costco food already in the house? Let's go out for every meal!

So apparently the girls ate 6 sausage links a piece for breakfast. How is that even possible?
And why would you let them? Trashley said "well as long as they're eating". Newflash - they are not preemies anymore!
You don't need to constantly stuff them with food every few hours. Is it possible for 2 year olds to have high cholesterol? I'm so disgusted. And then we're off to lunch at the Olive Garden once more (with lollypops in the car on the way), where the girls are drinking sugary frozen juice and eating mac and cheese. (Plus huge whole grapes again - because the girls are special and could NEVER possibly choke.)

As soon as Evie saw Scarlett on that pink tractor she just HAD to have it. You can see her following Scarlett around until she gets off for a moment, at which point it becomes Evie's tractor. Never mind that there were a ton of other ones, she only wanted whatever her sisters had. And how is it possible that almost 3 year olds don't know how to steer a toy like that yet? The 14 month old that I take care of can already do that, and he's quite good at not crashing in to anything. He's even working on pedaling. But the quads looked SO confused when they kept running in to the hay bales and each other, and they had no idea what to do with the pedals. It was kind of sad. They are so used to playing with baby toys that they have no idea what to do when presented with something age appropriate.

Did anyone else notice that Esme was trying to tell Trashley that the bridge was purple?
She said "it's a purple one", but her mother was too busy screeching AWEEEESOMEEEEE to notice or acknowledge it.
And while she said "again" after she went down the slide, I don't think she really meant it. Both she and Indie looked terrified.
When the girls started going up the steps the first time Esme shook her head and tried to go back, but Bison grabbed her and carried her up there anyway. AND the poor kid was the only one who didn't pick out her own pumpkin. Indie actually picked out the one that Bison allocated to Esme. Even the KAD noticed and commented on it!

Holy shit Trashley was over the top during the hay ride! I don't think I could have counted the number of times she screamed "awesome" if I tried. Awesome! Is it awesome? Soooooooo awesoommeeee! Indie is it awesome? Esme is it awesome? Evie is it awesome? Scarlett is it awesome? Awesome awesome awesome! Sooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn! Can you say awesome?
The only saving grace was that Scarlett said "no" when she was asked.

Those outfits were ridiculous and it looked to me like the girls were having trouble walking in the new boots. Trashley made such a big deal about the house being freezing at 67 degrees. Oh please you fucking drama queen! No one else looked cold - Rachael had flip flops on you ninny. Maybe you should worry less about the girls' hair and clothing and more about their health. Especially their oral health! In the still pictures at the end of the vlog Indie's teeth are atrocious. How can she even eat with them like that? The poor kid is going to require massive dental work to fix her jaw at some point. Just throw all those dumbass wubbanubs in the trash once and for all. The girls will get over it!

[Aussiegal2017]

Throwing rocks on Instagram stories that will end well in the future


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[Stellaboo]

WTF kind of a "Sunday" dress is ASSWIT wearing on Snap Chat?

It's a pinafore. Literally. It looks like something a little girl would wear. I guess she's dressing for her brother/husband. It's the most ridiculous looking thing I have EVER seen her wear.

If someone can post a picture you'll have a good laugh.

Oh my gosh. Not only is the dress horrendous, it's bursting at the seams. I do think the girls look adorable in those dresses and boots though.

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Really? No offense, but I think they look ridiculous. Those dresses are big flowery sacks and the boots look huge on them.
It's a weird combination. And they each have a random frilly headband on. It's like she's trying too hard.

I agree that her dress is horrifying. She looks like she wants to be Belle from Beauty and the Beast.
Or Trailer Trash Barbie!

[Krouton]

Can someone post a pic, please? I don't have snapchat.