Gardner Quad Squad: Bottom Feeding Trailer Trash (Part 11)

[Laughter6789]

Two Ton Tyler looks like a crusty, disgusting fat fuck who smells like a bag of sweaty assholes. He is just so fucking gross with his bushy, overgrown, unkempt beard and hair. And of course the lazy fuck is wearing a hooded sweatshirt as he always does. Must suck that nothing but oversized sweatshirts and shortss fit him. Just look at the difference between him and Mr. Mountable and Mr. Snoopy. He is such a disgusting fat fucking pig. Trashley in that ridiculous hat looks like a fucking joke also.

[AthenaA]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK THIS LONG

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I know I'm late to the gate with this one but I've got 4 wordsand to say:

2 QUEENS IN THE HOUSE

Welcome back!

Now someone needs to PM a mod to ask for a new thread with that as a title. I have done that once before and don't want to be a nuisance (although she was completely fine about it).

[AthenaA]

I can't believe they are out on yet ANOTHER date night away from their kids!!! These fucking people make me sick!!

Isn't that two this week as well as her spa day?

[Krouton]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK THIS LONG

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YAY!!!! Good Job!!! Why are you so beautiful?

[GA Peach70]

Two Ton Tyler looks like a crusty, disgusting fat fuck who smells like a bag of sweaty assholes . He is just so fucking gross with his bushy, overgrown, unkempt beard and hair. And of course the lazy fuck is wearing a hooded sweatshirt as he always does. Must suck that nothing but oversized sweatshirts and shortss fit him. Just look at the difference between him and Mr. Mountable and Mr. Snoopy. He is such a disgusting fat fucking pig. Trashley in that ridiculous hat looks like a fucking joke also.

A bag of sweaty assholes! Holy shit that is funny!
How can the KAD think he lost weight? His face looks so fat in this picture. It’s all squished up. He has such a huge fat Buddha belly.

[Beauregard1]

OMG they are both massive. She looks like she is still channeling Halloween. That makeup is awful! Why do people want to buy that stuff. What on earth was she thinking? Why do these other couples want to spend time with them? Maybe the publicity-- no other reason. I think Mr Snoopy is a lawyer. It must drive him crazy to have to hang out with these two uneducated absolute idiots. Maybe he is doing all their legal stuff -- how to keep Tyler out of jail...

[amyisnewhere]

Oh look, another commercial on FB. This time it’s for a personal shopper.

Tbag says that don’t have time to shop because of their 25 kids and 56734 jobs that keep them so busy.

All these people do is shop. Lies, again.

The die hard kads can't believe that. All they do it shop and eat. That tongue picture a few posts back is so gross. Why does he have so many lines thru his tongue? It looks unhealthy. Not right. Like really really gross. Why is he always showing it? I'm so baffled by that. So much of their behavior gives me second hand embarassment. That snap chat with the glasses? So weird. Just no words.

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[amyisnewhere]

I can't believe they are out on yet ANOTHER date night away from their kids!!! These fucking people make me sick!!

Let's start keeping track of how many dates they have in a month.

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[eskayem]

Welcome back Laughter.

A break? Excuse me? From what? Being a babysitter? I'm sorry. This is 2017. Almost 2018. Can you please tell me what you need a break from? Most parents, myself included, don't know the meaning of a break. Unless it's a bone. Or it's something we often overlook at work because we're working. You know. Actually earning money for our families. Sure, I could easily take a month off and still my income would be higher than the GreedTurds, but I'm smart. How? I invest. My girls will have, and are starting to have, a solid future. They don't know this. Nor will they. They will know how to be honest with their fellow peers. They will know hard work pays off. They still know, and will always know, family first. Not stupid date nights or spa days. They don't question me or my husband if we do go out to dinner alone. Sure our youngest stays up longer than she should so I can tuck her in and read her a story. Which, by the way, 5 Minute BedTime Stories are NEVER 5 minutes. But that's ok. Most times.

You mentioned in your FFF Box that the girls know who Santa is. Since when? You took them to Costco and they got scared, did they not? I could be wrong. If I am, I am sorry. Not to you GreedTurds, don't worry, that sorry wasn't extended to you. Don't fucking tell me to have a nice day either, I promise you, it was already far nicer than yours. Why? Because I enjoy time with my children. I don't duck out at my earliest convenience. Isn't it sad that the only "memory" of a first word is you have Indie trying to say "all done" ? You don't have anything else recorded? For how much you film you think you would, but nope. Just Indie struggling to say "all done." So much irony in that, but I know you don't understand anything related to Irony; or Ironing, so I'll skip it.

Wow, you wore that to dinner? Both or you? Again. Body language speaks when words don't. Look how every man has an arm around his wife, nope, not you fat fucks. You're just smiling there like you snuck into the photo. How unflattering and unattractive that hairstyle is on you Tyler. Then again, nothing flatters such a rotund face. But sure, you've lost weight. Which is why you never wear those rings you just got done pimping out. Shame. My husband actually would be a nice customer for that, given he actually does do work that his fingers would and could be put in danger at any time. Kind of embarrassing AssWit how we can see your bra line. Not that I was looking but it's pretty obvious. For someone who spends all day putting on make up, you'd think she would have noticed this. Nope. And how thin is your hair? Also a sign of a poor diet. Which is pathetic, you have so many chances to even snack healthy during the day, and you don't. Weren't you pimping out energy drinks at once? No? Didn't go viral enough for you?

Sorry Mindy, you look pretty creepy here too, but I'm not here to rag on you. You do you.

Le...sigh.

[lovethispage]

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[eskayem]

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Oops, got names mixed up, Welcome back Lovethispage.

[lovethispage]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK THIS LONG

Ladies, don't ever try to change your email, you'll be in YTMD purgatory for 3 days...

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I know I'm late to the gate with this one but I've got 4 wordsand to say:

2 QUEENS IN THE HOUSE

Welcome back!

Now someone needs to PM a mod to ask for a new thread with that as a title. I have done that once before and don't want to be a nuisance (although she was completely fine about it).

Thank you

So when we get close to another topic we have to suggest the hell out of it on the GQS title suggestions topic thread. I'm in.

[lovethispage]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK THIS LONG

Ladies, don't ever try to change your email, you'll be in YTMD purgatory for 3 days...

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I know I'm late to the gate with this one but I've got 4 wordsand to say:

2 QUEENS IN THE HOUSE

YAY!!!! Good Job!!! Why are you so beautiful?

[lovethispage]

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Thank you

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I thought for a minute there that Laughter got stuck in purgatory as well...

[GA Peach70]

These two lazy piece of shit fuckwads have had more date nights in the last almost 3 years than my husband and myself have had in over 30 years. I guess we were doing it all wrong. We actually put our children and our family first and we enjoyed spending time WITH our children. Whenever they weren’t home we always would wonder what and how they were doing. We would miss them so bad. For being sooo busy and sooo tired you guuuyyysss, they sure have a lot of time for spa days and date nights and they sure do perk right up once they are away from their girls. I’m sure tomorrow will be another lazy day around the Greedner household. Going out to dinner really wears you out don’t ya know. Oh that and editing for 5-6 hours on the vlog. They use that “lazy day” so much because that is all they do.

Someone mentioned those rings they pimped out and don’t wear. They were asked about them. She said Waddles wears his every time they go out. I’m calling bullshit.

KAD are wondering if these two get compensated for promoting things. Well fucking duh! Of course they do. Would these two do anything if they didn’t get something for it?

I don’t understand how they keep getting away with this shit day after day. The way the treat and are raising the girls. The lack of development, the girls behavior, them exploiting the girls, and how they keep scamming people so much. Don’t they have a conscious? Doesn’t any other family members see anything at all wrong with this? It is astonishing to me they have gotten by with it this long. However, I do think more and more people are wising up to their manipulative ways.

[Aussiegal2017]

Wait till the new house is filled with all their crap
I wouldn’t bother getting the chips fixed at the walk through you know they let the girls crash toys into walls and laugh


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[lovethispage]

So fat femme’s face looks so fucking fat he now resembles a pig in that dinner IG pic. I think his arms are too short like his legs, and his body is getting so wide he can’t stretch it around the expanding lipshit queen to strike the same pose as the other MEN in the photo. Emphasis on men.

I agree and think he has purchased a larger wardrobe, thus the KAD thinking he’s loosing weight. I think his clothes are looser and it’s giving him an excuse to fill these out. Soon he’ll be sizing up again so he can claim he lost another 10lbs.

Her hat? Seriously? There are no words... just why...why does she continuously want to do this? I know she has a mirror.

Sorry Mrs. Snoopy but you need a new do. I hope those are clip on bangs and you can remove them, also you need those scragley ends shaped up. I think a shoulder length bob with side swept bangs would look quite fetching.

Mrs. Mountable, I congratulate you on keeping your husband as far away as possible from that potential screeching teenage home wrecker. And your beach waves look cute tonight. Looks like California did you good.

Notice the separate checks? I have a feeling the NON Greedners may have learned this the hard way. They may have gone out one too many times with the ASS family where Femme has forgotten his wallet, ASSWIT carries no purse since she never has to touch up her semi-permanent face spackle, or when they split the bill their “one of those couples” who never seem to pay their fair share.

Unfortunately, Snoops and Mounts probably had to learn this the hard way...

[qsauntiem]

Two Ton Tyler looks like a crusty, disgusting fat fuck who smells like a bag of sweaty assholes . He is just so fucking gross with his bushy, overgrown, unkempt beard and hair. And of course the lazy fuck is wearing a hooded sweatshirt as he always does. Must suck that nothing but oversized sweatshirts and shortss fit him. Just look at the difference between him and Mr. Mountable and Mr. Snoopy. He is such a disgusting fat fucking pig. Trashley in that ridiculous hat looks like a fucking joke also.

A bag of sweaty assholes! Holy shit that is funny!
How can the KAD think he lost weight? His face looks so fat in this picture. It’s all squished up. He has such a huge fat Buddha belly.

It's 3:45 in the morning, I just saw this and now will not be able to back to sleep. It's throwing me into a pile of giggles every time I think of it. Kinda like a 13-year-old boy react.

What a concept...a 13-year-old boy. The kind of boy Ca$hley should have been interested in when she herself was 13.

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[Snarky Lady]

Welcome back Lovethispage glad to see you out of YTMD purgatory lol.

[Sisteroo]

I wouldn't be surprised if his weight is giving him trouble breathing so the mostly laying down probably makes it easier.

Except he needs to sit up to breathe better. But sitting on the couch would definitely make it easier to breathe. He probably gets winded just walking around!

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We don’t call him the Waddling Windbag for nothing, he’s earned that name...... about the only thing he’s ever earned!