Gardner Quad Squad: Durls, Dollars and Donits | Part 3

[SnarkyJ]

I love that her "31 reasons" are actually 32 and 2/3 are all about her. Shows what a selfish witch she is. Why can't you say he's a great cook. Oh and he "chose her to be us wife," sorry sweetie but he very calculating preyed on you as an innocent teenager. He brainwashed you into thinking he was perfect. But I guess two self centered assholes are perfect for each other.

I would say he groomed her. Typical pedophile behavior. I worry for those girls, but if he keeps up his unhealthy lifestyle, he may have a heart attack before they reach adolescence.

Yes grooming her was exactly what I was thinking but I couldn't think of the term. Lol

[mia]

It seems papa groomed his "hot" daughter to get married at age 18, as she wanted to get married since age 6, or was it age 7. It was the least he could do.

[GA Peach70]

Sorry for posting again but I went back and read what Ass said about Tyler. She seriously put the #1 reason she loved him sooo much was because he was a hard worker?? Bhahahahahaha! The only thing Two Ton Tyler dough boy works hard at is controlling her and the girls, getting fatter and fatter, more lazy and more creepy! You can definitely tell how immature she is with this. Wow!

[Premmie101]

Can someone please fill me in why a 2.5 year old, who can't properly say "I love you" and "Indie Pie" needs to go viral? We have a video of our oldest saying her name too. We all got a smile out if it and moved on. I don't get it.

I really don't think it will go viral. There's really nothing remarkable about a 2 1/2 year old who can mimick 'i lo oo' or say her name. When she said 'hi' under the pantry door it was spontaneous and funny, and probably the only reason that video went viral. She never says hi anymore unless she's repeating it.

Well and for anyone who saw the Instagram stories of each girl auditioning, errr I mean repeating the "I lu you" and kind of answering their name, people would see that I Indie just happened to be the one who performed the best. Plus the Instagram story was different than what was on Facebook and the vlog so after Indie got the part and practiced her lines she got to make her winning video.

Exactly how I thought it went down too

[SnarkyJ]

Sorry for posting again but I went back and read what Ass said about Tyler. She seriously put the #1 reason she loved him sooo much was because he was a hard worker?? Bhahahahahaha! The only thing Two Ton Tyler dough boy works hard at is controlling her and the girls, getting fatter and fatter, more lazy and more creepy! You can definitely tell how immature she is with this. Wow!

We should ask her for a revised list and see if hard worker even makes the top 100.


Her new list would contain:

- his love of coke
- his love of "donuts"
- his laugh makes everyone shutter
- he lets me sleep in after I stay up all night pining for mr mountable
- he never cooks and makes sure we eat off of the finest paper plates
- his blatant disregard for safety including not wearing a seatbelt
- his repulsive O face
- he is as much of an attention whore as I am
- he mooches off of me an our four two year olds
- he's literally the only other person to ever have four babies at once (in reference to her whiny rant where she stated that no one has ever had four babies)

[qsauntiem]

Posting for future reference.


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Friday, March 13, 2009
My Amazing Husband!

So as most of you already know i am married to the most amazing man alive! I just wanted to write a little blog about him and tell everyone how great he is!
Here is 31 reasons why i love him sooooo much!

1. He is such a hard worker.
2. He always makes sure i have everything i need...or want!
3. He makes me feel so good about myself all the time!
4. He tells me he will always love me no matter what...that mean alot to me because i am a very insecure person!
5. He watches the Notebook with me! I love that movie!!!!
6. He is always very in tune with peoples feelings.
7. He always tries to make everyone happy.
8. He is always trying to make me laugh.
9. He is always the life of the party.
10. He just does what i tell him...hahaha any woman would love that wouldn't they?!
11. He is an amazing cook...he will go work all day then come home and cook me dinner.
12. He has taught me to be a clean person. Our room is always clean and our sheets are always washed! He is kinda a clean freak. Its a good thing!
13. He is the best cuddler in the world!
14. He cant go to sleep without spooning me!
15. He texts me all day long just to make sure i am having a good day!
16. He always makes sure i have gas in my car
17. He always makes sure i have lunch money for the next day!
18. He will do anything to make me happy!
19. He is the best at taking care of me when i'm sick.
20. He is cuddly in public...I one that likes P.D.A...not too much but maybe a little kiss or holding hands or just when he puts his arm on my shoulder and pulls me in tight when it is cold.
21. He is ALWAYS a gentleman. Opening doors for not only me but for the stranger that is walking in or out of the store...not alot of guys do that anymore!
22. He always lets me win no matter what it is...where we are eating, what we are watching, what we are going to to that night...or just when we get into little fights.
23. He is so cute with kids! He knows just what to do and they all love him.
24. I love how he actually likes to shop. I can take him to the mall and he will walk around with me to every store and hold all my bags. My favorite part is that he always like to shop for me. I have to make him buy himself something but he is always picking something out for me.
25. He never forgets anything. If i like something in the store and we don't buy it. He will go back and get it for me!
26. He always remembers my crazy Pine Nut obsession! I LOVE PINE NUTS! they are only in season for a few months out of the year, but he always makes sure that i have some when they are around. someone had them last month and for Valentines day he got me flowers and pine nuts.....best Valentines day ever!
27. Tyson is a very giving person. He always wants to help out in any way that he can. He would give you the shirt off his back if he thought you needed it...and he has before!
28. I love our little late night cereal snack and watching our T.V. series together...for Roseanne to Scrubs i love them all!
29. I love the way he looks after a nice fresh hair cut! haha He knows how i like his hair and he will do it that way for me!
30. I just love the fact that he chose me to be his wife! we went through some tough times but we always knew at the bottom of our hearts that we would always be together and when that time came we knew!
31. I love his passion for music and that he is always singing. no matter where he is or what he is doing he is always singing.
32. I love the fact that we have been together now for over 4 years and we have seen each other everyday since then. We are inseparable and I love it! I always want to spend every waking moment with him because he makes me so happy!

crap, my numbers aren't lining up. I know you're all intelligent enjoy to figure it out.
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1) we know you're a liar.
1)"it's just easier that way
2) yeah, so you'll stick around
3) I think you do that just fine on your own.
4) no you're not
5) maybe he likes Ryan Gosling
6) like when they're feeling scared of water?
7) no, he's pretty much worried sport Tyson being happy.
8) well yeah, just look at him.
9) I don't believe you.
10) "it's just easier that way
11) what he's excellent at is picking up take out.
12) not a neat freak. It's cause you have helpers.
13) well there's plenty of soft there to cuddle.
14) weird...there's nothing wrong with some personal space.
15) or to make sure you're not texting anyone else.
16) I'll give him that. That's nice.
17) or be a big girl and handle your own lunch money.
18) "it's just easier"
19)
20) He's marking his territory.
21) nothing unusual about trashy. My teenage b oys do the same.
22) well, you are kind of a princess
23) creepy. He's creepy with kids
24) yes, we know he likes to shop. No secret there.
25)I bet you remind (demand) him a little bit.
26)pine nuts...gross
27) good please no. Leave your shirt on.
28) do you eat it out of little red solo cups?
29)
30)
31) syncing while driving with your girls in the car. You're so smart! Good job!
32) find a dictionary and look up inseparable, 'mmmmmkay?

[BellaCat]

I barfed a little in my mouth when I read 14. He can't go to sleep without spooning her. Yuck.


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[Night lady]

I've noticed a few new people here, welcome all!! Glad you've seen the light.

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[Krouton]

It seems papa groomed his "hot" daughter to get married at age 18, as she wanted to get married since age 6, or was it age 7. It was the least he could do.

Papa gives me the creeps too. I'd keep him away from my daughters.

[Krouton]

Sorry for posting again but I went back and read what Ass said about Tyler. She seriously put the #1 reason she loved him sooo much was because he was a hard worker?? Bhahahahahaha! The only thing Two Ton Tyler dough boy works hard at is controlling her and the girls, getting fatter and fatter, more lazy and more creepy! You can definitely tell how immature she is with this. Wow!

Never be sorry for posting again! Post away! Post as much as you like, we love it!

[Sandocan]

I barfed a little in my mouth when I read 14. He can't go to sleep without spooning her. Yuck.


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I know right? It's too funny and yet do gross!

[snarksite]

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Papa gives me the creeps too. I'd keep him away from my daughters.[/quote]

Yes!!!!! Have to use exclamation points.






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[SnarkyJ]

I barfed a little in my mouth when I read 14. He can't go to sleep without spooning her. Yuck.


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I know right? It's too funny and yet do gross!

Definitely not the mental image I need before bed. I'm sure he spoons her as another way to control her. That way he's holding her in.

[Krouton]

Disney blog...why does every sentence end in an exclamation point? Did he really go to college? It's hard to believe he graduated from high school.

[eskayem]

Disney blog...why does every sentence end in an exclamation point? Did he really go to college? It's hard to believe he graduated from high school.

DId they blog about a different video than we saw?

[Aussiegal2017]

Reading that and thinking of her as 14 makes me sick
He would be in jail if it had been my daughter


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[Aussiegal2017]

No wonder she never got to really grow up she was groomed she's really a victim of child abuse.


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[Krouton]

Disney blog...why does every sentence end in an exclamation point? Did he really go to college? It's hard to believe he graduated from high school.

DId they blog about a different video than we saw?

Blog is his written recap of the trip, it's on fb now. Same trip, nothing new.

[Premmie101]

Did I really see a tutorial in how to tie a head band. Wow they are really running out of things to do

[Frankenfish7]

I barfed a little in my mouth when I read 14. He can't go to sleep without spooning her. Yuck.


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I know right? It's too funny and yet do gross!

Definitely not the mental image I need before bed. I'm sure he spoons her as another way to control her. That way he's holding her in.

Or he spoons her because spoons remind him of food his one true love