Gardner Quad Squad, A Miracle Freeloading Part 4

[Sammy16]

Found these two photos at this url http://gardnerquadsquad.com/july-4th-wh ... ial-to-me/

What the hell is wrong with her parents?
My brain won't accept this.
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And where were they when their 13 year old daughter was entertaining a 19 year old man until 2:00 am in their home?

[snarksite]

Quite the house tour. These people are so full of themselves.

They were able to buy this lot because the guy that was originally planning to buy it backed out of the deal.

I wonder if that was after he found out he would be living across the street from the Greedners.

He probably said: Ahhh, Hell No!!!!!

I do have some questions. Does Utah get hot in the summer? Because they put a million windows in that monstrosity and now they plan on cementing every square inch of land directly outside those windows.
The heat loss/cooling load has got to be ridiculous. I wonder if they have any idea what it will cost to run the AC in that place.

And I cannot wait to see the window treatments they select. Especially in the master toilet room. Please tell me they do not plan on letting Daddy Bigtits hang his fat ass out for all to see every time he has to take a dump. Or are they hoping their fans will be too busy watching A$$ take a bath? And do a lot of people put windows in their closets?

Good of them to remember to show a bit of the girls at the end, they are the ones paying for this train wreck.


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[eskayem]

Here's an old picture, I hope it copied

Yeah, I'm a natural blonde and I don't bleach my teeth.

[Snarky Lady]

I just have to say thanks to all my sisters in snark. Reading your comments and knowing I can comment, makes my day!!!!

[girlielove]

Oh my hell, looking at her old yearbooks?? She was 13 years old and that wasn't young enough for him?? Pedo alert!
Maybe I'm being overdramatic but something ain't right. He just barely met her that day and he wouldn't leave her house and instead wanted to look at old photos of her from when she was younger than 13. Mimi has always been a permissive parent then, just like Tyass and Assley are now.
If we are going to get so many close ups of Tyass's mouth, maybe he can whiten those chompers for all his young fans. Makes me ill looking at him when I just want to tune in for the girls.
And yes thank the Lord for such a fast, miraculous recovery of Assley's "quad neck." A day in bed away from her kids was just what she needed. Maybe she only got 3 date nights last week, not her usual 4 or 5. At least today they got another babysitter while they showed us the house AGAIN so Assley would have motivation to get out of bed. Maybe Tyass had to promise her she'd only have to see her kids for an hour or so before they could lock them up in their cages with a giant cup of milk, if only she could pull herself out of bed and apply her pound of makeup.
That makeup really ages Assley. Doesn't she remember he likes his girls young, preferably preadolescent?
Talking about kinked necks, does Assley not see how her girls have to tilt their heads to the side all the time in order to see? Why can't she bother to keep their hair out of their eyes.
Imagine all the followers who were up in arms defending Assley yesterday that her "serious neck injury!!!" was indeed serious and not just Assley's way of avoiding her kids once again. I bet they look at her now, all happy and touring her brand new mansion, laughing with her head jerked back about just having a "quad neck." All those old biddies telling her to get a massage, see a doctor, have an MRI ... nope, a day off from being a mother cured everything! That poor owie neck made her so sleepy and she couldn't even bear to have Esme sit next to her in bed for some attention. Don't tell me that at least some followers saw the light. Ass is all happy today being away from her kids yet again.
Pretty soon they won't have anything to show in the vlogs, except for Tyabetes man laying in bed with the camera right on his face. "Blow kisses to daddy!" Eeeek. Sorry kids, you have another decade under his thumb before you can start looking for your own husband.

[WhyTheClownFace]

Their age difference is just mind blowing at that stage. In your 20's or 30's six years is nothing. Being 13/19 or 14/20? Nope. I can't even comprehend that. It's the age difference of my oldest and youngest. Trying to picture my oldest "dating" one of my youngest's friends at that age? NO. I could snark for DAYS on that...

Today's vlog - as everyone said - 18 of 22 minutes on the house tour. I've never known anyone who would be that boastful of themselves. (I actually love touring homes, floor plans, etc.) Their master closet is small for that level house. As others said, house is very choppy. Say "three car garage" or "appliance bar" one more time! For all their crying about normal houses not working for them because FFTYO they certainly don't seem to have thought things through. Guest room/play room. Upstairs.

What keeps me watching is the saying "the bigger they are, the harder they fall". These people have inflated themselves (in their own minds) so much that I'm embarrassed to say their fall will be satisfying to watch.

[eskayem]

I know someone else posted this but I can't get over it:
Aside from all of that so many amazing things have happened in the month of July for me over the years. First off, 15 years ago today I met Tyson. We met at a neighborhood 4th of July party and spent the whole night just talking and getting to know each other. He hung out at my house till 2am just looking at my old yearbooks. I remember thinking to myself “When is this kid gonna leave? Im so tired!”
I would sure as hell not let someone, guy or girl for that matter, over at my house that late. Plus, I looked at a calendar, July 4th 2000 was a Tuesday, did she not have school the next morning? So it was clearly a school night. Plus I remember in another vlog she bemoaned about how her father tried to introduce him to one of her brothers. Who are supposedly not even her brothers but cousins. I'm not one for semantics but there'd be hell to pay if one of my daughters snuck someone into the house and he stayed there THAT late. You have MIDDLE school to go to, not high school, middle school. The way she clings to him in the photos is signs she is/was codependent on him.

I have a feeling she had a little boyfriend once, he called her ugly, TitAss filled the void and told her she was beautiful and she became clingy. He loved the attention that a girl finally liked him, so he clung to that. So they're both a little codependent on each other, even now. He knows he'll never find another girl like her; let's be honest, he won't. And she'll never see the girls if she leaves him, and remember, she's all about being mommy dearest.

I love how she denies bleaching her teeth but it's painfully obvious they're tons whiter now than they were in her youth. Which is fine, I'd bleach my teeth too if I was as self absorbed, but I'd be honest about it, especially with so many photos proving otherwise.

[Sammy16]

She absolutely bleaches her teeth and the proof is in the vlogs. Backstage at the Ellen show they were getting ready and she had bleach trays in her mouth. Such an odd thing to lie about. I bleach my teeth and will admit it to anyone who asks.

She should share some of her secret bleach stash with Tyson and those super long teeth of his.

[fudgenuts]

Just wanted to say one more thing. It's a front door. Tyler says A$$ley did it pretty much all on her own. WHAT. She didn't build it herself. She did not go to the door shop and buy it herself. She did not install it herself. Why the over the top praise? A$$ley looking all coy and proud of herself. It's a door!!!!!! FFS I'm a lot older and I built my own chicken coop. That's a fucking good job. Not selecting a door from a brochure. Tyler praising her and her being all proud of herself. She selected a door people. Sheeeesh.

well that goes along with the screeched GOOD JOB for one of the heavy twins putting a golf ball in a hole. Really?

[fudgenuts]

The koolaide drinkers are out in full force on TLC. Same old stuff - you don't know what it's like to have 4 2-years old. They just turned 2 (ah no - they are almost 3). It would be hard to toilet train FTYO's. Are you a perfect parents? They will grow into better children (magically!!?). Oh these people. I can't stand them. I do like that more and more people are starting to see who they are.

What is WRONGGG with their psychotic fans? I've never seen anything like it.

I just zinged a few of them

[fudgenuts]

Found these two photos at this url http://gardnerquadsquad.com/july-4th-wh ... ial-to-me/

Wow in that second pic you really can tell how young she was. He probably got her to start wearing makeup so people did not look at him for robbing the cradle. Another thing I notice is him standing on a higher step trying to make him look taller. She is a tall girl

[canyoudancing]

All I see when I look at that front door is:

The ability for creepers to look right into their home.

How easy it is to break in to.

[PrincessFrenchFry]

Found these two photos at this url http://gardnerquadsquad.com/july-4th-wh ... ial-to-me/

Wow in that second pic you really can tell how young she was. He probably got her to start wearing makeup so people did not look at him for robbing the cradle. Another thing I notice is him standing on a higher step trying to make him look taller. She is a tall girl

What's creepy to me is in this old blog it states that Tyson stayed til like 2am looking through her old yearbooks. Why is a 19 year old spending so much time starring at elementary school yearbooks????




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[Krouton]

My first thought. Where the hell are her parents? Why is a 19 yo visiting a 13 yo at 2am? She just proudly puts it all out there. Dates and everything. They deny dating when she was 13. She is so dumb. Eskayem - there is no school in July, summer break.

[qsauntiem]

I can't even put into words just how icky I feel looking at those pictures.

First, the "Chester the Molester"...he's clearly in the shower. I don't think I'm a prude by any stretch, but there's just something weird about that.

And bullshit on "meeting when you were 13, but not dating until years later". Those pics clearly tell a different version.

They're so freaking GROSS!

[Guest]

My first thought. Where the hell are her parents? Why is a 19 yo visiting a 13 yo at 2am? She just proudly puts it all out there. Dates and everything. They deny dating when she was 13. She is so dumb. Eskayem - there is no school in July, summer break.

Exactly - and at one point during the "Tyson stayed til like 2am looking through her old yearbooks" did her father decide to take these photos? 'You're just a neighbor kid but lets take a photo of you A$$ climbing you?'

[Sneaky_snarky]

Does anyone else remember the live feed from Facebook where he talked about when he met Ashley and how they dated years later. In that feed, he also said that when they did finally date that she was dating some other guy and very serious/engaged to him. He has to step in and get what he wanted. Anyone remember? I swear this was what he said because someone even asked where the guy was these days- married with two kids. Oh how I wish I knew which live feed for sure but we all know there are like 3000


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[Bayareamom]

"Does anyone else remember the live feed from Facebook where he talked about when he met Ashley and how they dated years later. In that feed, he also said that when they did finally date that she was dating some other guy and very serious/engaged to him. He has to step in and get what he wanted. Anyone remember? I swear this was what he said because someone even asked where the guy was these days- married with two kids. Oh how I wish I knew which live feed for sure but we all know there are like 3000."

You remember that correctly. And in fact, Ashley spoke about having had another boyfriend at the time Tyson was also interested in her. She stated (more or less) that Tyson eventually won her over.

So yes, I do remember that; you have a good memory.

[Sneaky_snarky]

I guess that just means she dated a lot at a young age. This wasn't even just a Tyson thing. Kinda crazy, but I didn't get married until I was 33 lol.


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[Night lady]

She probprobably lost her virginity at 13 too, at 2am. Lol!

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