JesssFam: Nip, Tuck & Blowin' Bucks (Part 117)

[kalipali]

Usually I'm against commenting on people's looks, especially kids, but since Jessss is known to be superficial I don't really feel too bad. I'm sure Lillia will be cuter when she's an older teenager/in her 20's anyway, but I dunno.

Poor Addie though..... I was an unfortunate looking child, and I'd like to say it gets better but I'm also a pretty sad looking adult, so...
Good luck, kid.

Maybe she'd actually be cute if she were dressed better. She's in a diaper or has no top on in almost all of the vlogs now, it's ridiculous.

I also think it’s kind of different with Jess because Jess puts SO much emphasis on her children’s looks and continually edits pictures to change her children’s features. If she didn’t try to make eyes appear bluer (or bluer/greener in Landen’s case) or hair appear red, then less attention would be drawn to her children's looks... she’s nuts.

[MamaJoAnna]

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Let’s all smile and take Instagram videos while the toddler smears lipstick all over herself


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I thought it was kinda cute. But my little one puts makeup on every morning when I do mine

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Think of the clickbait though!!

“ULTA Poisoned MY miracle BABY?! (Reaction caught on camera)”


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Don't forget the red arrow pointing to a sad/sick looking Addie!

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[blipbloop]

She puts the saturation up so high on her photos of Addie just to try and bring out any red whatsoever in her hair, and make her eyes look bright.

Jess, no amount of editing is making that poor girl any cuter. [img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201808 ... bc2719.jpg[/img]

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I actually think she’s pretty cute when there’s no editing and she’s in normal clothes. It’s the weird rompers and the keyed up saturation that make her look so weird, IMO.


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[hopelesslysoulful]

I’m just glad Jess hasn’t tried to put the girls into beauty pageants....


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[Moony]

We all know addy isn’t the worlds cutest baby but she looked so much cuter in that pic Chris posted. The stupid pigtails jess does are so unnatural looking and makes her look weird


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[Lolislol26]

I have a toddler so it’s a little different but she has her periods of very picky eating. We do all the tricks of sneaking veggies in sauces, smoothies, pasta, etc. We offer a vegetable or a fruit with every meal, but we don’t force her to eat it as per the recommendation of everyone we’ve talked to about it. We simply don’t really offer junk food as filler. She’ll get a cookie or something junky once in awhile (she’s in a wedding today, for example, and getting chicken tenders and fries, which is the kids meal), but it’s really not the norm. I think it’s so much more important to simply not offer junk as anything more than a special treat to be consumed in moderation than to force feed, which is only likely to make her hate vegetables and resent us.

Definitely nothing against your parents or anyone else - getting kids to eat stuff that’s good for them is HARD, just also trying to highlight that it’s really not that difficult to avoid giving kids junk food like 90% of the time. And I’m totally a parent that thinks that junk food has its place - just not in the way that Jess seems to rely on it.


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My sister in law is trying to get my niece to eat better. She refused to try her French dip last night so my SIL took away the fries. The sandwich sat on the table all evening, my niece watched us eat our dessert. SIL took the sandwhich home with her, my niece finally ate it at 11am. It took 17 hours of tantrums, time outs, and crying for a 2 year old to take a bite of meat off from a sandwhich. 1 bite. SIL just wanted her to take 1 bite and then said she would make her a pb&j but my niece refused. She’s 2.5 and kept trying to tell on her Mom to everyone.

Did she not eat for 17 hours?


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I’m assuming so but I’m really not sure, I wasn’t there. They left our house shortly after and my SIL texted me the next day that she finally ate it. I don’t know if someone gave her something else inbetween, she doesn’t live with us; just over for dinner.

[Lolislol26]

Re: My sister in law is trying to get my niece to eat better. She refused to try her French dip last night so my SIL took away the fries. The sandwich sat on the table all evening, my niece watched us eat our dessert. SIL took the sandwhich home with her, my niece finally ate it at 11am. It took 17 hours of tantrums, time outs, and crying for a 2 year old to take a bite of meat off from a sandwhich. 1 bite. SIL just wanted her to take 1 bite and then said she would make her a pb&j but my niece refused. She’s 2.5 and kept trying to tell on her Mom to everyone.


I would think going 17 hours without food,for a child that age,would be worse than them not trying a bite of something new.Maybe it had too much texture for her.I would have put a bite of the sandwich out and let her become familiar with it,the way it looks /smells,and then go ahead and make the p b and j sandwich for her.
I say a bite of the sandwich,bc the whole thing of something new at once can seem overwhelming to a small child.
I think your sil was too harsh in this instance.Jmo

My SIL took a piece of meat off from the sandwhich. She only wanted to eat McDonalds or chick fil a.

[Lolislol26]

I’m just glad Jess hasn’t tried to put the girls into beauty pageants....


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We all know that’s only because she cannot afford it!

[Sparklingdee]

I know I say this on the reg but I bet Jess HATES it that Adverb is bald AF and i find it hilarious

[boymom3]

My sister in law is trying to get my niece to eat better. She refused to try her French dip last night so my SIL took away the fries. The sandwich sat on the table all evening, my niece watched us eat our dessert. SIL took the sandwhich home with her, my niece finally ate it at 11am. It took 17 hours of tantrums, time outs, and crying for a 2 year old to take a bite of meat off from a sandwhich. 1 bite. SIL just wanted her to take 1 bite and then said she would make her a pb&j but my niece refused. She’s 2.5 and kept trying to tell on her Mom to everyone.

Did she not eat for 17 hours?


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I’m assuming so but I’m really not sure, I wasn’t there. They left our house shortly after and my SIL texted me the next day that she finally ate it. I don’t know if someone gave her something else inbetween, she doesn’t live with us; just over for dinner.

If she went 17 hrs with no food for not trying a new food is child abuse. If it wad me I personally would let my SIL have it. That's is horrible

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[boymom3]

I’m just glad Jess hasn’t tried to put the girls into beauty pageants....


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We all know that’s only because she cannot afford it!

She can afford it

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[chelsieross7]

how much do you guys think jesss pays per month in just bills? like she obviously spends a shit ton on random crap, but what do you think she has to pay for her house, utilities, cars, trailor, etc? i've only ever rented apartments, so here are my guesses but theyre probably completely off - $1,000 mortgage, $500 utilities, $800-1,000 for both the truck and her bus, maybe $300 or so for the trailer payment (unless the $20,000 she paid was how much it cost, which i doubt), and probably $500 or so for all of the kids activities (dance, baseball, etc.) anything else she has as a monthly expense that i could be forgetting? on top of this, she spends a shit ton, do you think she saves money at all? she bought a new laptop days after hers was stolen (easily $1,500+), the $600 mirror, they've gone on vacation a few times, i cant imagine she saves anything. assuming she makes average $7,000/month, and spends the way she does, what could be left?

[Herosmomma]

I'm late to the party, but Malakai seems like a totally made up name to me and I don't like it one bit. It's just the kind of name two (former) teen parents would give their child to be extra special. And with Logan and Lilia being normal common names, it sounds even dumber.

How??? It’s an extremely old Hebrew name. Nothing like the other kids newly invented names.


Plus it is very common in Hispanic culture for the first born son to be named after the father


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[Aaliyah_uk]

I'm late to the party, but Malakai seems like a totally made up name to me and I don't like it one bit. It's just the kind of name two (former) teen parents would give their child to be extra special. And with Logan and Lilia being normal common names, it sounds even dumber.

How??? It’s an extremely old Hebrew name. Nothing like the other kids newly invented names.


Plus it is very common in Hispanic culture for the first born son to be named after the father


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Are they religious? It’s almost identical to the name of a book in the bible Malachi

[Dani_now]

how much do you guys think jesss pays per month in just bills? like she obviously spends a shit ton on random crap, but what do you think she has to pay for her house, utilities, cars, trailor, etc? i've only ever rented apartments, so here are my guesses but theyre probably completely off - $1,000 mortgage, $500 utilities, $800-1,000 for both the truck and her bus, maybe $300 or so for the trailer payment (unless the $20,000 she paid was how much it cost, which i doubt), and probably $500 or so for all of the kids activities (dance, baseball, etc.) anything else she has as a monthly expense that i could be forgetting? on top of this, she spends a shit ton, do you think she saves money at all? she bought a new laptop days after hers was stolen (easily $1,500+), the $600 mirror, they've gone on vacation a few times, i cant imagine she saves anything. assuming she makes average $7,000/month, and spends the way she does, what could be left?

Her morgage is more then 1000. I live in Oregon and my house morgage is 1500.00 and my house is less then half the size of hers. Idk how she does it

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[CurlyQ121]

how much do you guys think jesss pays per month in just bills? like she obviously spends a shit ton on random crap, but what do you think she has to pay for her house, utilities, cars, trailor, etc? i've only ever rented apartments, so here are my guesses but theyre probably completely off - $1,000 mortgage, $500 utilities, $800-1,000 for both the truck and her bus, maybe $300 or so for the trailer payment (unless the $20,000 she paid was how much it cost, which i doubt), and probably $500 or so for all of the kids activities (dance, baseball, etc.) anything else she has as a monthly expense that i could be forgetting? on top of this, she spends a shit ton, do you think she saves money at all? she bought a new laptop days after hers was stolen (easily $1,500+), the $600 mirror, they've gone on vacation a few times, i cant imagine she saves anything. assuming she makes average $7,000/month, and spends the way she does, what could be left?

Her morgage is more then 1000. I live in Oregon and my house morgage is 1500.00 and my house is less then half the size of hers. Idk how she does it

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Her house was 300k. The mortgage is probably 1500+. Monthly she'd also have cell phone, cable, internet, insurance. I bet they spend alot on gas too.


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[MommaMia3]

Poor girl. That romper looks so uncomfortable and tight, and her diaper is clearly full. [img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201808 ... 65973b.jpg[/img]

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[shilohjulia]

I’m glad the boys got to spend time with Drake’s side of the family. They looked really happy. And Drake’s mother and brothers seem like they actually care. Jess seemed so over the moon to be with them too. Chris is just her mooch replacement for Drake.


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[annabananna]

that little boy is a month younger but 5 inches taller than big baby???? HOW HAS NO ONE CALLED THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS YET
“shes used to having bigger kids around so she doesnt know how to behave with little kids haha”
BITCH that boy was bigger than her too. your toddler doesnt know how to behave, period. maybe it has something to do with you talking to her in that fucking baby voice when she did something she should have been disciplined for.

[Mieke]

Did she not eat for 17 hours?


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I’m assuming so but I’m really not sure, I wasn’t there. They left our house shortly after and my SIL texted me the next day that she finally ate it. I don’t know if someone gave her something else inbetween, she doesn’t live with us; just over for dinner.

If she went 17 hrs with no food for not trying a new food is child abuse. If it wad me I personally would let my SIL have it. That's is horrible

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I'm sorry but that's not child abuse. I was raised the same way and will do the same thing with my children. I doubt she didn't get anything inbetween but even if she didn't, that's fine. She had food she could eat, if she only tried one bite of the sandwich she could eat something completely different. That's how you make sure you're kids aren't picky eaters. We always needed to try the amount of bites according to our age. So if we were 3 years old, 3 bites. Me and my siblings will try anything now, because how stupid does it look to go on a business dinner or dinner with your in-laws and have to say you will not try the food they made.

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