The Lindquists: dELLEusional, deceitful, and divorcing | Part 4

[67carfar]

Someone commented on today's video saying "Your sofa has seen more action than I have these past few months!"
Elle's response: "Same girl. Same "

It's almost to the point of flaunting the separation now.

[JustAMereMuggle]

Well there's our answer, she's just a dipshit. She thought today was the 22nd. Still doesn't add up to her saying "tomorrow is her birthday" in the video but whatever. She really does need help. The three child life is obviously way too much for her. And she appears to only have them half of the time.

[Nacholife]

Knowing Elle she probably had Blankette’s 1st birthday party theme picked out a week after she was born. She probably had it down on some vision board on how she would get 100k views from vlogging it. CO-VID crushed that goal of hers.

I wonder if she’ll turn her 1st birthday into a HP printer ad, showing herself printing off a “Letter to my daughter” with some inspirational words about how being pale is OK and how she was put on this earth by GOD to spread his love and wisdom on how to clean a kitchen counter. DREAM BIG.


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[TeachIT]

Knowing Elle she probably had Blankette’s 1st birthday party theme picked out a week after she was born. She probably had it down on some vision board on how she would get 100k views from vlogging it. CO-VID crushed that goal of hers.

I wonder if she’ll turn her 1st birthday into a HP printer ad, showing herself printing off a “Letter to my daughter” with some inspirational words about how being pale is OK and how she was put on this earth by GOD to spread his love and wisdom on how to clean a kitchen counter. DREAM BIG.


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Hey tho, where’s all the letters to her daughter lately?!??

Maybe some marriage advice for future bb blanket


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[toothfairy75]

Re: instagram story of Blankette's leg.... "she thicc"????? does that gross anyone else out? she's a baby

[Margie]

Yea, classic Elle, commenting on her children’s bodies. Thick thighs, full lips...

Nothing like instilling in them early that their worth to the world originates from what they have to physically offer the world!

[TeachIT]

Yea, classic Elle, commenting on her children’s bodies. Thick thighs, full lips...

Nothing like instilling in them early that their worth to the world originates from what they have to physically offer the world!

Exactly this. She has shown a gross pattern of over sexualizing her kids. She’s always been jealous of Cohens lips, who is shocked that she’s going to do it extra hard with her daughter


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[Skinnie]

^ I remember she used to comment quite a bit about how skinny Forde is...he likely takes after Dan—tall and thin. Also, I would not be surprised if he burns quite a few calories via anxiousness/nervousness being around his obsessive, discontent mother who seems to be unsatisfied constantly with her life, her possessions, herself, and those around her. Exhausting.
Bizarre to speak about your children this way; especially on a public platform. Ew.

[JustAMereMuggle]

Is she really this clueless? This person is calling you out! You're a hypocrite! Anything to try and be "more popular" and Tiktok happens to be the social media platform of the moment. If you weren't so fast to jump on posting every (stupid) thought you had you could have joined Tiktok wothout getting called out. I mean WE would still call you out because you're an almost 40 year old women copying teenagers for validation. So sad...

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[toothfairy75]

Look who’s back! Miss professional

[Seriouslysweetie]

Is weird that Elle is on Tiktok now? Yes and there is nothing wrong with calling her out. Maybe because of the fact she flat out called tiktokers unoriginal when she was not in it yet. Sure she's having fun now and that's great. But now she's on it, all of the sudden it's fun! That says more about her narcissism than anything. She said she posted the results of the poll the next day and she was enlightened by her awesome followers. I don't have a screenshot but I'm sure she only posted 2 summarized supposed answers in her own words instead of actual answers from people that responded. It's like she loves it when her views are validated. But when it's the opposite she's quick to change her tune to get on the popular vote and hides the fact she had a strong opinion in the first place by saying she's "enlightened". Her flip flopping is more of a turn off for me than her original opinion about Tiktok.

[TeachIT]

Is weird that Elle is on Tiktok now? Yes and there is nothing wrong with calling her out. Maybe because of the fact she flat out called tiktokers unoriginal when she was not in it yet. Sure she's having fun now and that's great. But now she's on it, all of the sudden it's fun! That says more about her narcissism than anything. She said she posted the results of the poll the next day and she was enlightened by her awesome followers. I don't have a screenshot but I'm sure she only posted 2 summarized supposed answers in her own words instead of actual answers from people that responded. It's like she loves it when her views are validated. But when it's the opposite she's quick to change her tune to get on the popular vote and hides the fact she had a strong opinion in the first place by saying she's "enlightened". Her flip flopping is more of a turn off for me than her original opinion about Tiktok.

YES. I’m almost 40 and on tik tok. Who gives a fuck. I’m not throwing it back but I did learn a hack to wash my strawberries and how to clean my garbage disposal with ice My husband? Won’t even look at anything I send him from TikTok lol. WHO CARES. Just stand by your opinion, and if that opinion changes OWN AND ADMIT IT instead of gaslighting people who call you out on it!


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[67carfar]

Today's video, wow. Everything she owns is like a bag on her. She's trying way too hard with this capsule thing. I swear she's just putting away (supposedly) the leggings because people have commented that it's all she wears. Also I thought it was crazy that she was even contemplating keeping those dresses that were way too big. She tried on one skirt that was actually flattering to her figure and couldn't decide how she felt about it, and IMO it was the best looking piece of anything I saw in the video. Also, no clothes in Dan's side of the closet and she didn't try to hide it. The boxes that used to hold his soccer clothes are still up above though. One mention of Dan in the video when she showed a jean jacket that the '"stole from him". Also, if I hear her say "I'm gonna vault this to fall" one more time I might go crazy.

[Margie]

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Ugh, look at her spider eye lashes! Her makeup is terrible! And these fish lips! She clearly has no idea how terrible she looks. Lip injections are bad for almost everyone, they freak me out!!

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Looks like Dan is still very much gone, his side of the closet is empty and his night stand is now Elle’s boyfriends... I mean Bernies feeding station.

Wow, this bish has no clue what a capsule wardrobe is. If you have a separate wardrobe for each season, you do not have a capsule wardrobe. How many dresses does she have?! And why on earth would she buy a hella expensive dress while 9 months pregnant?! What if it actually looks terrible on her? She can’t return it. What a waste.

Hahaha... stole dans shirt, stole dans house, stole dans paycheque....

[toothfairy75]

The try on portion of the video was one huge bragging body check and she’s so smug about her post partum weight loss.

[Seriouslysweetie]

Hahaha... stole dans shirt, stole dans house, stole dans paycheque....

I'm dying also stole Dan's last name. I doubt she will change it now after the divorce since it's already her brand.

[TeachIT]

The try on portion of the video was one huge bragging body check and she’s so smug about her post partum weight loss.

That’s always been her thing. Smug and bragging about being sKinNy and then if anyone calls her out on it acting shocked, saying she’s naturally thing and claiming she’s being body shamed as a thin person. Classic Elle.


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[Margie]

The try on portion of the video was one huge bragging body check and she’s so smug about her post partum weight loss.

That’s always been her thing. Smug and bragging about being sKinNy and then if anyone calls her out on it acting shocked, saying she’s naturally thing and claiming she’s being body shamed as a thin person. Classic Elle.


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Isn’t this the truth!!! What really pisses me off about that, is that Elle says she was a skinny kid and acts like she’s gets shamed for being skinny, but the truth of it is, Elle is not naturally thin. It’s obvious because when she’s pregnant she gains weight, she does these flimsy ass workouts and eats like a bird. Because she’s TRYING to be thin. My sister is naturally a twig and in high school she used to get made fun of for being anorexic and it tore her apart. She was big into sports so she was very active, and she eats a TON! She has the appetite of a teenage boy, and she works out lifting heavyweights in the gym 5 days a week trying to GAIN weight. She finally broke the 100lb mark at the age of 22.. that’s the difference between someone who is desperately trying to be thin and someone desperately trying not to be thin because they are genuinely shamed for being skinny.

The only shame Elle gets is for being so obsessed over physical appearance and how she CLEARLY over values the waif like look... people are telling her to adjust her lens and she interprets it as being skinny shamed.

[TeachIT]

The try on portion of the video was one huge bragging body check and she’s so smug about her post partum weight loss.

That’s always been her thing. Smug and bragging about being sKinNy and then if anyone calls her out on it acting shocked, saying she’s naturally thing and claiming she’s being body shamed as a thin person. Classic Elle.


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Isn’t this the truth!!! What really pisses me off about that, is that Elle says she was a skinny kid and acts like she’s gets shamed for being skinny, but the truth of it is, Elle is not naturally thin. It’s obvious because when she’s pregnant she gains weight, she does these flimsy ass workouts and eats like a bird. Because she’s TRYING to be thin. My sister is naturally a twig and in high school she used to get made fun of for being anorexic and it tore her apart. She was big into sports so she was very active, and she eats a TON! She has the appetite of a teenage boy, and she works out lifting heavyweights in the gym 5 days a week trying to GAIN weight. She finally broke the 100lb mark at the age of 22.. that’s the difference between someone who is desperately trying to be thin and someone desperately trying not to be thin because they are genuinely shamed for being skinny.

The only shame Elle gets is for being so obsessed over physical appearance and how she CLEARLY over values the waif like look... people are telling her to adjust her lens and she interprets it as being skinny shamed.

EXACTLYYYYY.

Blankette pregnancy taught us who Elle really is deep down.

We got to see her “move on” past Dan because tbh she was through with him. Used up. Didn’t need him since she was having her bb girl

We got to see that she is actually a thick girl when she eats and doesn’t obsess about her weight.

We got to see that she’s not REALLY that into unmedicated birth, which is fine, but she likes to pretend to be the authority on nAtUrAL birth so it’s odd that she threw that all away when it really came down to it.

We got to see her deeply unhappy shopaholic tendencies as she spent THOUSANDS on the baby.

I think Elle knows that she accidentally showed a little too much of her real self during her last pregnancy, which is one reason she’s scrubbing her channel and trying to redirect herself now.


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[Margie]

Isn’t that the truth. Elle peeled back too many layers and revealed the true beast that actually lives within. And her precious ass kissers saw through it! A lot of people called her out on her BS.

Man, I genuinely hope that Dan has checked out of this marriage and won’t take her back. And I really hope that he lives a fulfilling life and that his next relationship is EVERYTHING this one wasn’t. And I hope Elle suffers in her life as a long term single person who can’t catch a guy. Her fragile reality has to crack at some point.

I feel like I have witnessed far too many narcissistic people get away with their bullshit, and I just want to witness one of these people finally pay the price for their actions.