GENERAL TheCurrentCustom/Lorraine THREAD

[MarnieTheMule]

LOL I hope you are being sarcastic about the size 0 pants, Caveman has never been a size 0 in her f-ing life hahaha. And as for gaining 18 pounds this heifer's lying, just like she lies about everything else. Lorraine and Brian should think twice before calling people ugly and fat. Brian you do realize you married the missing link, right?

I really think Brian was making passive aggressive comments about his wife and her weight/looks, Brian probably thinks she would get a clue and stop eating for once, maybe go on a walk. LOL I could just imagine how big she looks compared to him now, since he's always been a very petite man. Oh BTW Brian your drinking is very telling...I guess he took up drinking as a hobby since he didn't get the boat he was promised haha I would Drink to get that image of Lorraines face out of my head, Nightmares!!!

I love you Marnie.
"Petite" is such a good adjective for him. He is a delicate flower, small and thin.
Everybody can be a size 0 if you are willing to accept the muffin top. The Beast has embraced it, obviously.
It's weird how she look 10 (15..) years older than she is, but her mind is the mind of a tween.
Can't wait for her midget child to be born. Wonder how she's gonna cope with her child being the "slow one" in the class. "Miss Stannick, little Brian-Orlando Jr has made peepee in his pants again today.. You DO know that 15$ underwear do nothing for potty training, right?"

Linda you're the best!!!!! Hey she can send him to school with one of those No peepee tee pees HAHAHAHA Hey they were 40 bucks of worth it! Ladies....

[LindaHogan]

Hahahaha the nurse telling her her child looks DIFORMED is awesome. Get used to it Lowraine.

[pinkmarshmallow]

Hahahaha, that screenshot is amazing!

She seems to be buying so much unnecessary crap for her baby. I hope when her baby does come she can maybe start getting joy from things other than shopping.

[konfetit]

Does your nose swell during pregnancy as well?

[LindaHogan]

Does your nose swell during pregnancy as well?

Please picture this ogre getting her "cervix check". Puked a little bit in my mouth..

[LovePotion009]

Does your nose swell during pregnancy as well?

OMG!! I was wondering the same exact thing! Her nose is HUGE!!

[LovePotion009]

LOL^^^^ My hubby just asked me how can she still be having kids? I was like what? then he said she is truly a "cougar", isn't she to old to be having kids this late in the game...hahaha I was like NO she's in her "20's" and he said hell no show me a birth certificate because that Lady is in her 50's. I just about died. Lorraine does look like Brians mama I wonder if their kid will call her Lorraine? I'd prefer Granny LO-w

Actually, she is thirty. When you say she is in her twenties that gives the other person a visual of twenty to twenty nine. A lot younger than when you say thirty. If you were to say thirties the visual is thirty to thirty nine which makes her seem much older.

I know how old Lorraine is, for a fact. A lot of people here like to say she's in her "20's" which is a lie. She has been 26 going on 27 for 4 years now or more lost count, easy to do with so many lies Caveman tells. But why the need to correct me? It really didn't and still does not matter. Lorraine will always look 50 years old.

Yeah, you said to your husband she is in her twenties. (read your copy of your quote above) Shhh!

[LovePotion009]

I think in her last vlog when she was showing the Vans that her friend gave her she called her baby Howel. She said something like, "obviously, they won't fit "Howel" initally. This was at 5:03-5:04 HOWEL?? Really? I think that is a TERRIBLE name.

[BigFatRoses]

Does your nose swell during pregnancy as well?

OMG!! I was wondering the same exact thing! Her nose is HUGE!!

She looks exactly like her dad in drag.

[srqnative]

I think in her last vlog when she was showing the Vans that her friend gave her she called her baby Howel. She said something like, "obviously, they won't fit "Howel" initally. This was at 5:03-5:04 HOWEL?? Really? I think that is a TERRIBLE name.

i didn't watch the video but maybe she said "they won't fit that well"? idk it sounds alike in my head but like i said i didn't see it so you definitely could be right!

[ReadySetPose]

Wonder will she wear 1 of those freaking Lisa T. necklaces giving birth !?!

[proudmama]

Sounds like Lorraine is trying to justify not breastfeeding because her mom didn't and she's never gotten sick. Yeah, great excuse.

[astyle]

in the hubby/wifey answer Q&A in the current family channel.. i mean, it further confirms that this pregnancy was an "oops" pregnancy. i mean, lorraine pretty much confirmed that she didnt think she would have kids/didn't like kids.. and brian just went along with it.. like he didnt think they would get pregnant either. oh well...

kind of old news, but yeah...didn't think they would have kids so soon.. but like someone said in the other thread.. lorraine probably just wants to lock brian down.

[Sass1]

Does your nose swell during pregnancy as well?

Yes. usually you get the nose swelling, some women more than others and honestly, as shallow as it may sound, that's one of my worries about getting preggers that my nose will get twice as big as it already is

Oh and Re: She getting pregnant to trap Brian, I don't think she can be that dumb, a baby won't make a man stay with you Lorraine!!

[LovePotion009]

Wonder will she wear 1 of those freaking Lisa T. necklaces giving birth !?!

LMFAO! You know you are probably right! I can see her doing that. What she will come to realize is those long necklaces aren't practical when you have a baby grabbing at them.

[BigFatRoses]

Wait, why would your nose swell??? I'm sure there's a reason but I've never heard of this happening.

[softkick]

I heard of your swelling. It's common in pregnancy.

[softkick]

in the hubby/wifey answer Q&A in the current family channel.. i mean, it further confirms that this pregnancy was an "oops" pregnancy. i mean, lorraine pretty much confirmed that she didnt think she would have kids/didn't like kids.. and brian just went along with it.. like he didnt think they would get pregnant either. oh well...

kind of old news, but yeah...didn't think they would have kids so soon.. but like someone said in the other thread.. lorraine probably just wants to lock brian down.

It could have been an oops as most pregnancies, but she will be a good hands on mom. You can tell.

[konfetit]

Haha I had no idea your nose could really swell during pregnancy. I was just being an asshole.

[Lorena]

i don't want to be mean but she doesn't look too good i'm afraid, i hope her baby is healthy and she has an okay labor!