2011DollarsDaniOwesMe | Part 49

[bleeker10]

She’s advertising a new method of birth control.. did she start using this before or after the pregnancy scare a couple weeks ago?
I wonder how many unwanted pregnancies this ad will lead to lmfao I hope someone confronts her in a month or two. “I got pregnant because I used the product you recommended!” Idk..i’d be weary of advertising this kind of stuff.. it has a 93% success rate when used properly. That’s still too much of a risk for my taste.

Did not need to see a picture of her vag thermometer.

Omg is that what she's holding??

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[PenelopeG]

Omg she is so dumb she can not do the natural family planning method. It requires to check her temperature daily amongst other things. And yes you can take your temperature in your vagina too
Well here comes her oopsie baby soon if she really is counting on it. She’s as dumb as rocks and will do it all wrong and bam...... another thing to pop out and have someone else raise.

I’m all for her being anti hormonal protection. But there are options out there. The copper iud is good (but expensive) and condoms are fine! I’ve been using just those for the last 10 years and haven’t gotten accidentally pregnant once. Family planning is hard and you can not miss a day of tracking. And Slacknessa would be terrible at it!


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[honeybear]

her post: “look at me i’m finally having sex!!!!!!!!!! sex sex sex sex pregnancy scare birth control sex!!! my husband is home we’re having sex!”


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[nineteenninety3]

Vanessa's posed pictures are always so weird and awkward.

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[Kel-on-Wheels]

She’s advertising a new method of birth control.. did she start using this before or after the pregnancy scare a couple weeks ago?
I wonder how many unwanted pregnancies this ad will lead to lmfao I hope someone confronts her in a month or two. “I got pregnant because I used the product you recommended!” Idk..i’d be weary of advertising this kind of stuff.. it has a 93% success rate when used properly. That’s still too much of a risk for my taste.

Did not need to see a picture of her vag thermometer.

I’m pretty sure it’s just an oral thermometer it doesn’t go into the vagina if that makes you feel better hahah

If she is tracking her fertility by monitoring her basal body temp, that thermometer is going in her vag!

[FakingIt_MakingIt]

Did not need to see a picture of her vag thermometer.

I’m pretty sure it’s just an oral thermometer it doesn’t go into the vagina if that makes you feel better hahah

If she is tracking her fertility by monitoring her basal body temp, that thermometer is going in her vag!

Not necessarily. You can track your basal body temp orally as well.

Really though, its a LOT of work (regardless where you temp haha) and I doubt she will stick with it.

[Moony]

There’s a poll in her Instagram “vlog or moving update” how is there even room for an update holy shit


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[ForeverGauc01]

There’s absolutely NO way she’s actually tracking her bbt. Or at least not correctly.


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[chelsieross7]

There’s a poll in her Instagram “vlog or moving update” how is there even room for an update holy shit


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What is there to update? They’re moving to VA, trying to buy a house, were supposed to have moved in February but it’s now March and no move yet they’re “moving sooner than expected.” Literally only thing to “update” is the actual move date which she could just post on Instagram or something. She’s so boring

[chelsieross7]

I still can’t get over her taking a pregnancy test in the hospital with lily. So awkward. I’m a nurse and I couldn’t imagine walking in on a patients parent or anyone taking a pregnancy test just out in the open like that. So inappropriate and weird.

[Guest]

I use "fertility awareness" as my method of birth control and I love it but I would NEVER recommend it to someone without knowing what their situation is. I'm lucky to have a very regular cycle, a consistent schedule, clear signs of fertility, no hormonal issues and we're both fine with the very real possibility of still getting pregnant. If you are going to do this you need to track for a long time to understand the trends with your cycle because you're actually fertile the 5-7 days BEFORE you ovulate and tracking your temp shows that you ovulated after the fact.
Vanessa said recently that she has a very inconsistent cycle and that she does not want to get pregnant anytime soon.
If this is going to be Vanessa's only form of birth control now that David is back, she will be pregnant before summer lol

[Dumbledore]

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The comments are the best part

Aww she removed the comments. She can’t take people calling her out.

[Resting_Bitch_Face]

She’s advertising a new method of birth control.. did she start using this before or after the pregnancy scare a couple weeks ago?
I wonder how many unwanted pregnancies this ad will lead to lmfao I hope someone confronts her in a month or two. “I got pregnant because I used the product you recommended!” Idk..i’d be weary of advertising this kind of stuff.. it has a 93% success rate when used properly. That’s still too much of a risk for my taste.

She looks like such a psychopath in those pictures the way she’s looking at that thermometer. I seriously don’t know how any company can scroll through her IG, look at that face and choose her to be a sponsor for their product.

On top of that,she looks like a fucking slob laying down in her bed looking like she hasn’t bathed in two days.

[Resting_Bitch_Face]

I still can’t get over her taking a pregnancy test in the hospital with lily. So awkward. I’m a nurse and I couldn’t imagine walking in on a patients parent or anyone taking a pregnancy test just out in the open like that. So inappropriate and weird.

That’s how you know she’s a motherfucking liar....in her ad she said “she’s been taking it for a month or so”.... yet the day she posted the pic of Lily in the ER & took that pregnancy test was on February 4th....which was a month ago.

She just loves to let the world know she has sex, that’s the ONLY reason she mentions anything relating to birth control and pregnancy tests. She swears David on on some Jason Momoa type level of sexy, like she’s making all us jealous that she’s married to him.

[Dumbledore]

There’s a poll in her Instagram “vlog or moving update” how is there even room for an update holy shit


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What is there to update? They’re moving to VA, trying to buy a house, were supposed to have moved in February but it’s now March and no move yet they’re “moving sooner than expected.” Literally only thing to “update” is the actual move date which she could just post on Instagram or something. She’s so boring

In the house hunting vlog she said they saw a house they really liked but they’re keeping it private. So did they put in an offer? Did it get accepted?
If she does the update, she should know when the closing date is, when the movers are coming, when their stuff will be delivered, when they have to be out of the old townhouse, when David has to report back to work and when they’re going to start making their multiple trips to transport her precious raedunn. Maybe address Lily’s school too. When her last day will be and her first day at the new school.
It’ll be another update where she’s missing half the information because she’s clueless and she likes to drag stuff out though..

[JSBC0422]

She couldn’t even make her self look presentable for an ad?


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[Resting_Bitch_Face]

She couldn’t even make her self look presentable for an ad?


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Nope! Remember that ad for 310 shakes lmfaoo she looked particularly methy in that post lol. She only attempts to look semi decent when she’s out with Britney and Dani [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201903 ... 1f63fe.jpg[/IMG]

[herebcofbritney]

I could never use the fertility awareness method unless I was relaxed about possibly falling pregnant. You know damn well she’s only claiming to use that method for the ad. They probably aren’t using any protection besides the pull out method which works so well for two numbskulls like them. I guarantee she will be pregnant again before 2020.

[nineteenninety3]

She couldn’t even make her self look presentable for an ad?


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Nope! Remember that ad for 310 shakes lmfaoo she looked particularly methy in that post lol. She only attempts to look semi decent when she’s out with Britney and Dani [IMG]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201903 ... 1f63fe.jpg[/IMG]

Methy is the perfect word for Vanessa's look also it just goes to show how bad her hair is now when in comparison it looks good in that ad.

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[FJ_Lanning]

She’s advertising a new method of birth control.. did she start using this before or after the pregnancy scare a couple weeks ago?
I wonder how many unwanted pregnancies this ad will lead to lmfao I hope someone confronts her in a month or two. “I got pregnant because I used the product you recommended!” Idk..i’d be weary of advertising this kind of stuff.. it has a 93% success rate when used properly. That’s still too much of a risk for my taste.

Did not need to see a picture of her vag thermometer.

I was just going to say... “you know she’s sticking that up her hooha?”

I did FAM just for health reasons for 8 months. Def way too much work for me. Haha. And I def used condoms 100% of the time as well. (Then went back on the pill, was having lots of health issues)


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