Gardner Quad Squad - Busby Wannabes (Part 5)

[AthenaA]

I don't blame some of the KADs, they're obviously young and just think the girls are cute. The concept of overexposure on social media is probably not something they consider. And appropriate behaviour that can be hard to understand when you aren't around little kids. And that's ok, they're kids themselves. But the day is going to come, sooner rather than later that there is little cute left.

However adults should know better. Adults (I use the term loosely) like Fatty and Tits should know better.

[AthenaA]

That car didn't look safe to me either. Not sure how fast it goes but I was nervous watching. But we know how much the Greedners value safety so we shouldn't worry about it.

[eskayem]

First things first. That's not getting run over. Second of all, why were you standing so close? Third of all, how hard did they have to hit you to totally disorient you?

And can someone tell me; I'm a Pepsi girl, how can a can of soda help you with those late nights unpacking? I looked it up, Vanilla Coke has 34.5mg of Caffeine. Granted they don't drink coffee (which yes sisters, I'm down to one a week) but still, a cup of regular coffee is 95mg. Each are 8 oz. So. You'd need almost 3 cokes to equal 1 coffee. I don't think one can of Vanilla Coke each will help with those late nights.

And since when are we pimping out Kodiak Pancakes? When have you EVER shown them eating pancakes other than when they were babies and you put syrup in the mix?

I just got a Facebook notification for a High School Reunion. If Tyler was SO popular in High School has come he isn't dying to go to one of these?!?

[Shitstorm Unfolding]

Sorry to be so descriptive... it looked like T had more than an adjustment. Like maybe he was really enjoying whatever he was looking at on his phone. I was watching on my computer so maybe it was more obvious.

Again, my apologies. I've been married forever and raised three boys. Nuff said.

I'm not sure, but I think those little tiny weiners get itchy when you don't shower for days.

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. But it has to stop--it's so nasty!! We're talking about Tyler here.

Ugh really - I laughed and then I threw up in my mouth a little.

[pollycracker]

That car didn't look safe to me either. Not sure how fast it goes but I was nervous watching. But we know how much the Greedners value safety so we shouldn't worry about it.

My kids (20 And 18 now) had one of these battery powered jeeps when they were young. Parents could choose a slow gear that was maybe 2mph or a fast speed that was maybe 4mph. They don't go fast at all. We did however live on some acreage so the kids weren't driving in the road.

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[mia]

And since when are we pimping out Kodiak Pancakes? When have you EVER shown them eating pancakes other than when they were babies and you put syrup in the mix?

Could be blatant product placement, pimping for more endorsements.

Curiously the hand soap and candle weren't prominently displayed. Perhaps a previous BBW freebie?

[fudgenuts]

I thought the same thing that someone mentioned earlier - her brother and sister-in-law didn't seem too thrilled to have them over. They both seemed annoyed by them being there.

Soap?? Seriously? Who the fuck gets hand soap as a housewarming gift? I'm telling ya she just rummaged through their crap and found something. Wouldn't a wreath or plaque for the front door, a garden ornament, a picture for the wall, a fruit basket or even gift cards to get dinner somewhere so they didn't have to cook be more practical and look as if you put thought into? A few cans of soda? Why not a 12 or 24 pack? How embarrassing! They make so much money yet they give shit like that. If I was anyone they have given a shit gift to I would do the same thing back to the Greedners when they move. Someone should bring laundry detergent so she can wash the Disney princess dresses and the piles of other dirty ass clothes they have laying around. Or how about a book on parenting. Maybe some Pull-Ups for the girls.

Fucking losers with no class whatsoever. Ass & Tittyboy you should be ashamed of yourselves but I'm sure you think your brother should bow down and kiss you feet because you graced him with you and your family. Little do you know they couldn't wait until you left. When you called them to tell them you were coming over he and his wife were like oh hell no. They are NOT coming in here and destroying our stuff. Keep them outside as much as possible. But I'm sure you wormed your way inside. They both probably had to down a few Tylenol because of all the screeching you did. Their ears probably bled as well. Nope...don't think you'll be invited back for a while.

I will raise my hand and say I've given soap as a house warming present. However, it's only when I'm helping friends/family move. I put together a basket of necessities that you may need right away but might be boxed up. Handsoap is one of those items. But I also include lots of other stuff and it's not random crap.

Seriously their gift basket was:
- pancake mix -$12 Costco
- 1 box of cake mix -$1
- 2 cans of soda -$1
- 2 bottles of bath and body works hand soap - $6
- 1 BBW candle - $12 (assuming they got it on sale)

Approximately $32 worth of stuff. And not at all a cohesive basket.

I have given soaps as housewarming gifts/move in gifts. I typically get a huge wicker laundry basket and FILL IT with soaps, scrubbies, new measuring cups and spoons, whisks and other little odds and ends that you love to have new in a new home, tea towels, etc. Then I get a huge amount of tulle netting and wrap it up and put decorative ribbons tying it together and measuring spoons, wooden spoons dangling down in the ribbons. Everyone loves getting my gift baskets telling me they are too pretty, that they don't want to unwrap them. I agree that this was tacky and definitely an afterthought. Also in a new home you ALWAYS gift a new unopened container of salt and a new broom never used.

[Krouton]

Sorry to be so descriptive... it looked like T had more than an adjustment. Like maybe he was really enjoying whatever he was looking at on his phone. I was watching on my computer so maybe it was more obvious.

Again, my apologies. I've been married forever and raised three boys. Nuff said.

Where in the video does TyBag touch his teenie weenie?

I think it's around 12:50ish. I can't watch again. LOL

[SnarkieSophie]

That sign isn't even written well. Yes it is rude. It trys to rhyme but not well. If they want people to wash their hands maybe they should have a sink. Oh they probably have them use the hose.

Fatso scratched his balls? I thought those were in TrASSleys purse?

Geez lovethispage, I'm at the hospital waiting, in a very overcrowded waiting room, to see my Surgeon. Read this post and roared forgetting where I was. The person next to me gave me a filthy look and got up and moved! Thanks, love this page. I sure hope Trashley didn't leave Butt Back's balls in the fancy shamcy leather diaper bag at Grandma's.



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[SnarkieSophie]

Sorry to be so descriptive... it looked like T had more than an adjustment. Like maybe he was really enjoying whatever he was looking at on his phone. I was watching on my computer so maybe it was more obvious.

Again, my apologies. I've been married forever and raised three boys. Nuff said.

Stop it Sissies! You're killing me here, LMAO

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[fudgenuts]

Just looked at the speeds of the various voltages/battery size of kids ride on toys and this is what I found:

6V Ride-on Toys = usually 2-3mph
12V Ride-on Toys = usually 4mph
24V Ride-on Toys = usually 6mph
36V Ride-on Toys = usually 15mph+
48V Ride-on Toys = usually 18mph+

I would imagine that this ride on had at least a 24 volt battery as it was moving out at a clip with two good size kids in it. There is NO way I would get those girls something like this. It would be an accident of epic proportions just waiting to happen in the near future. The girls catatonic and flat affect has always been there since they were born. When they are in a public setting they shut down it seems. Of course having a mom screeching in your ear DO YOU LOVE IT? ARE WE HAVING FUUUUUUUUN ?!? You think that Tyson is controlling? She is as well, from the restraining cutesy cute outfits and their overly made up look almost everyday,to the constant screeching at them, not letting them experience their own emotions in settings. I seethed early on when she kept tossing about ' stranger danger'... no you inept idiot of a mother, it is because you haven't socialized your girls. They don't know HOW to act so they either shut down and go all clingy.

As for the well placed comment about next week being a tear jerker. That is for trying to hold the audience captive. I am thinking that it most likely will involve the girls in some type of staged activity, as to try to save their parents face for lack of care for Houston. Making them all out to be SO concerned. OR it could be them doing something that they should of done all along, taking the kids out of the cribs? Taking away their paci's? Starting potty training? I doubt it will be something actually constructive towards the girls much needed development, so I am thinking it most likely will be something staged to make them look so philanthropic.

The mess in the house? Disgusting. I wouldn't leave it like that, I wouldn't of let it happen in the first place. For the purported OCD Tyson, he sure proves otherwise. I have always loathed them throwing the girls treats on the floor or the furniture or anywhere else, instead of putting them in little individual cups. They aren't livestock for chrissakes, even though they act like it.

His brother and wife. I was not impressed. Not only did she not send out friendly vibes, she looked rougher than a cob as well. Bro seemed none to happy either and I bet you a dollar to a donut *haha* he got his ear chewed off after they left by wifey.

[lovethispage]

That sign isn't even written well. Yes it is rude. It trys to rhyme but not well. If they want people to wash their hands maybe they should have a sink. Oh they probably have them use the hose.

Fatso scratched his balls? I thought those were in TrASSleys purse?

Geez lovethispage, I'm at the hospital waiting, in a very overcrowded waiting room, to see my Surgeon. Read this post and roared forgetting where I was. The person next to me gave me a filthy look and got up and moved! Thanks, love this page. I sure hope Trashley didn't leave Butt Back's balls in the fancy shamcy leather diaper bag at Grandma's.



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Ha ha Sophie I got you back. A couple days ago I was belly laughing so hard at your post my little Yorkie who was sitting on my lap went flying. She's ok. She landed on the sofa.

[GA Peach70]

For those that do give soap as a housewarming gift I'm sure it is presented/given much differently. Sounds like y'all put it in with other things that are more practical and appropriate housewarming gifts. It looks to me that she just threw this together at the last minute with extra shit she had laying around under her bathroom sink. Most everyone I know gives small kitchen appliances, glasses, dishes, towels, sheets, decorations, or fruit baskets.

[Shitstorm Unfolding]

Just looked at the speeds of the various voltages/battery size of kids ride on toys and this is what I found:

6V Ride-on Toys = usually 2-3mph
12V Ride-on Toys = usually 4mph
24V Ride-on Toys = usually 6mph
36V Ride-on Toys = usually 15mph+
48V Ride-on Toys = usually 18mph+

I would imagine that this ride on had at least a 24 volt battery as it was moving out at a clip with two good size kids in it. There is NO way I would get those girls something like this. It would be an accident of epic proportions just waiting to happen in the near future. The girls catatonic and flat affect has always been there since they were born. When they are in a public setting they shut down it seems. Of course having a mom screeching in your ear DO YOU LOVE IT? ARE WE HAVING FUUUUUUUUN ?!? You think that Tyson is controlling? She is as well, from the restraining cutesy cute outfits and their overly made up look almost everyday,to the constant screeching at them, not letting them experience their own emotions in settings. I seethed early on when she kept tossing about ' stranger danger'... no you inept idiot of a mother, it is because you haven't socialized your girls. They don't know HOW to act so they either shut down and go all clingy.

His brother and wife. I was not impressed. Not only did she not send out friendly vibes, she looked rougher than a cob as well. Bro seemed none to happy either and I bet you a dollar to a donut *haha* he got his ear chewed off after they left by wifey.

We had one of those Fisher Price Power Wheels when my kids were younger. It had a 12v battery. It was made for 3-7 year olds.

Totally agree about the brother and wife.

[Shitstorm Unfolding]

I thought the same thing that someone mentioned earlier - her brother and sister-in-law didn't seem too thrilled to have them over. They both seemed annoyed by them being there.

Soap?? Seriously? Who the fuck gets hand soap as a housewarming gift? I'm telling ya she just rummaged through their crap and found something. Wouldn't a wreath or plaque for the front door, a garden ornament, a picture for the wall, a fruit basket or even gift cards to get dinner somewhere so they didn't have to cook be more practical and look as if you put thought into? A few cans of soda? Why not a 12 or 24 pack? How embarrassing! They make so much money yet they give shit like that. If I was anyone they have given a shit gift to I would do the same thing back to the Greedners when they move. Someone should bring laundry detergent so she can wash the Disney princess dresses and the piles of other dirty ass clothes they have laying around. Or how about a book on parenting. Maybe some Pull-Ups for the girls.

Fucking losers with no class whatsoever. Ass & Tittyboy you should be ashamed of yourselves but I'm sure you think your brother should bow down and kiss you feet because you graced him with you and your family. Little do you know they couldn't wait until you left. When you called them to tell them you were coming over he and his wife were like oh hell no. They are NOT coming in here and destroying our stuff. Keep them outside as much as possible. But I'm sure you wormed your way inside. They both probably had to down a few Tylenol because of all the screeching you did. Their ears probably bled as well. Nope...don't think you'll be invited back for a while.

I will raise my hand and say I've given soap as a house warming present. However, it's only when I'm helping friends/family move. I put together a basket of necessities that you may need right away but might be boxed up. Handsoap is one of those items. But I also include lots of other stuff and it's not random crap.

Seriously their gift basket was:
- pancake mix -$12 Costco
- 1 box of cake mix -$1
- 2 cans of soda -$1
- 2 bottles of bath and body works hand soap - $6
- 1 BBW candle - $12 (assuming they got it on sale)

Approximately $32 worth of stuff. And not at all a cohesive basket.

I have given soaps as housewarming gifts/move in gifts. I typically get a huge wicker laundry basket and FILL IT with soaps, scrubbies, new measuring cups and spoons, whisks and other little odds and ends that you love to have new in a new home, tea towels, etc. Then I get a huge amount of tulle netting and wrap it up and put decorative ribbons tying it together and measuring spoons, wooden spoons dangling down in the ribbons. Everyone loves getting my gift baskets telling me they are too pretty, that they don't want to unwrap them. I agree that this was tacky and definitely an afterthought. Also in a new home you ALWAYS gift a new unopened container of salt and a new broom never used.

What you are describing sounds like a lovely housewarming gift, with thought put into it. Trashley just took a bunch of random crap she had in her house and put it in a plastic toy bin.

Cans of vanilla coke? Really? Probably leftovers because Tyabetes didn't like that particular flavor.

[SnarkyJ]

Just looked at the speeds of the various voltages/battery size of kids ride on toys and this is what I found:

6V Ride-on Toys = usually 2-3mph
12V Ride-on Toys = usually 4mph
24V Ride-on Toys = usually 6mph
36V Ride-on Toys = usually 15mph+
48V Ride-on Toys = usually 18mph+

I would imagine that this ride on had at least a 24 volt battery as it was moving out at a clip with two good size kids in it. There is NO way I would get those girls something like this. It would be an accident of epic proportions just waiting to happen in the near future. The girls catatonic and flat affect has always been there since they were born. When they are in a public setting they shut down it seems. Of course having a mom screeching in your ear DO YOU LOVE IT? ARE WE HAVING FUUUUUUUUN ?!? You think that Tyson is controlling? She is as well, from the restraining cutesy cute outfits and their overly made up look almost everyday,to the constant screeching at them, not letting them experience their own emotions in settings. I seethed early on when she kept tossing about ' stranger danger'... no you inept idiot of a mother, it is because you haven't socialized your girls. They don't know HOW to act so they either shut down and go all clingy.

As for the well placed comment about next week being a tear jerker. That is for trying to hold the audience captive. I am thinking that it most likely will involve the girls in some type of staged activity, as to try to save their parents face for lack of care for Houston. Making them all out to be SO concerned. OR it could be them doing something that they should of done all along, taking the kids out of the cribs? Taking away their paci's? Starting potty training? I doubt it will be something actually constructive towards the girls much needed development, so I am thinking it most likely will be something staged to make them look so philanthropic.

The mess in the house? Disgusting. I wouldn't leave it like that, I wouldn't of let it happen in the first place. For the purported OCD Tyson, he sure proves otherwise. I have always loathed them throwing the girls treats on the floor or the furniture or anywhere else, instead of putting them in little individual cups. They aren't livestock for chrissakes, even though they act like it.

His brother and wife. I was not impressed. Not only did she not send out friendly vibes, she looked rougher than a cob as well. Bro seemed none to happy either and I bet you a dollar to a donut *haha* he got his ear chewed off after they left by wifey.

I think the tear jerker comment is because the preview of Rattled shows them going back to the NICU to take donations and see Dr. Minton. In the preview Tynuts was sobbing like a blubbering whale about being grateful to Dr Minton. And the SISies totally called it when they were donating items to the NICU months ago that it was for TV. We saw them getting one car seat ready to donate. We'll see how much it really is.

[lovethispage]

Fudgenuts that is the word I was going to use. Catatonic. It's just creepy.

When she talked about next week. I thought she was taking about what happens next week in the show. This was on Twitter right? So it would be something that happened a year ago since they film that far back. Don't know for sure. Maybe the Scarlet finger incident?

[lovethispage]

How far back is Rattled filmed? I didn't watch last season and I didn't used to watch their vlogs regularly until I started snarking.

[Sunnyunicorn]

I had some spare time today while having to lay down to rest an irritated surgical site, so I decided to make you guys a special highlight reel of today’s vlog!

NOTE: I almost never watch vlogs, especially all the way through, and I never EVER listen to them with the sound on. My eyes are in enough pain- I don’t need my ears to go too. This means I don’t know any of the people’s names, or really even what twin is what.

Resident child getting whacked with a lawnmower. Notice how Tyson immediately goes for his girls, and not the little girl who was just hurt? Even if her mom was standing right there, you attend to that little girl first.


One of the heavies tries to hit the other in the head with a golf club. T$A are lucky their girls have such awful fine motor skills or else they’d be seriously injuring each other all the time.


Trash stuffs her face like the pig she is while someone else washes her child’s hands.


The girls make a disgusting mess by pouring goldfish everywhere. Trash is making no moves to help clean it up and she’s allowing the girls to eat off the chair like animals instead of making them immediately clean it up.


Resident child gets revenge!


One of the littles throws her chair at one of the heavies, and then proceeds to push her when the chair gets stuck on the other girls head. The little then proceeds to push the heavy, causing the heavy to fall down on her butt.


Trash yanks two of the girls by their arms.


Bison yanks one of the girls by their arm.


This is self explanatory…


SOOOOO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!





P.S. I also wanted to say I thought it was SUPER rude they videoed their friend’s house number AND license plate number!

P.P.S. SORRY THESE ARE SO HUGE! PLEASE SOMEONE LET ME KNOW WHAT THE CODE IS TO RESIZE THEM!

[Sunnyunicorn]

I had some spare time today while having to lay down to rest an irritated surgical site, so I decided to make you guys a special highlight reel of today’s vlog!

NOTE: I almost never watch vlogs, especially all the way through, and I never EVER listen to them with the sound on. My eyes are in enough pain- I don’t need my ears to go too. This means I don’t know any of the people’s names, or really even what twin is what.

Resident child getting whacked with a lawnmower. Notice how Tyson immediately goes for his girls, and not the little girl who was just hurt? Even if her mom was standing right there, you attend to that little girl first.


One of the heavies tries to hit the other in the head with a golf club. T$A are lucky their girls have such awful fine motor skills or else they’d be seriously injuring each other all the time.


Trash stuffs her face like the pig she is while someone else washes her child’s hands.


The girls make a disgusting mess by pouring goldfish everywhere. Trash is making no moves to help clean it up and she’s allowing the girls to eat off the chair like animals instead of making them immediately clean it up.


Resident child gets revenge!


One of the littles throws her chair at one of the heavies, and then proceeds to push her when the chair gets stuck on the other girls head. The little then proceeds to push the heavy, causing the heavy to fall down on her butt.


Trash yanks two of the girls by their arms.


Bison yanks one of the girls by their arm.


This is self explanatory…


SOOOOO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!





P.S. I also wanted to say I thought it was SUPER rude they videoed their friend’s house number AND license plate number!

P.P.S. SORRY THESE ARE SO HUGE! PLEASE SOMEONE LET ME KNOW WHAT THE CODE IS TO RESIZE THEM!