GQS | Snotty Snob, Pervy Blob & the Grabby Mob | Part 39

[Morning Glory]

I am several pages behind, but wanted to wish all my Sisters-in-Snark a very happy, healthy 2019. May the year be kind to all of you, and to the Gardner children. 2018 was not a great year for me, but often, coming here, I'd find myself chuckling and taken out of myself by your wit and warmth. I look forward to another year with you (but if by chance T and A do an about-face, and become attentive, intelligent parents, and leave us nothing to snark about, I'd be only glad. Right, like that's a risk.) Onward!

[RolyPoly123]

I wonder what Sam's little girl thinks about the way the gardner girls try to monopolize Sam and Lane, hope she doesn't get pushed out as we know how needy and demanding those girls are.

[gram3]

Part One of SlothOnTheCouch! Wow. How exciting. BuffaloBysonHead should just be hung up on the wall with all the other dead animals. Fatley Attley is showing her weight gain in all its glory. She claims the coat is making her look puffy. No, I think the 5,000 calorie breakfast you just filmed yourself eating along with all your other overeating is causing the puff. Booooring.

[Guest]

Part One of SlothOnTheCouch! Wow. How exciting. BuffaloBysonHead should just be hung up on the wall with all the other dead animals. Fatley Attley is showing her weight gain in all its glory. She claims the coat is making her look puffy. No, I think the 5,000 calorie breakfast you just filmed yourself eating along with all your other overeating is causing the puff. Booooring.

The murder cabin.
Be brave like the dead zeeba on the floor, Drools. A whole lot of good being brave staring into a rifle did for that critter.
Zzzz. What a snoozefest.

[eyesandears]

QTK- Too much junk food and Tyler riling the girls up before bed. Of course, Scarlett pukes and all hell breaks loose. A timidly explains that Tyler "freaks "when a girl pukes. He threw away her bedrail, got out the SpotBot and is watching it obsessively. He "lectured" her that she did not clean Scarlett properly and now that he has gone downstairs, soon to return, she is either fearing him or hoping this goes viral. All this on a business page....

[gram3]

QTK- Too much junk food and Tyler riling the girls up before bed. Of course, Scarlett pukes and all hell breaks loose. A timidly explains that Tyler "freaks "when a girl pukes. He threw away her bedrail, got out the SpotBot and is watching it obsessively. He "lectured" her that she did not clean Scarlett properly and now that he has gone downstairs, soon to return, she is either fearing him or hoping this goes viral. All this on a business page....

They are such fools and losers. TyPukeFace should lecture himself about being a slob.

[nahthxx]

I didn’t like the way she said he lectured her...their relationship ship is toxic. No amount of hashtag eternal family and uncomfortable pictures could make me think otherwise.


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[Cavmom20]

More proof they've been idiots from the beginning. "May this year bring prosper and joy..." You can either hope to have prosperity or you can hope to prosper in the new year, but the way these idiots wrote it makes no sense. Hey dumbasses, words have different forms. It's amazing how smart you can sound when you use words correctly!

[Guest]

I didn’t like the way she said he lectured her...their relationship ship is toxic. No amount of hashtag eternal family and uncomfortable pictures could make me think otherwise.

He loves to try to make her feel inadequate as a mother. They are both so passive aggressive with each other.

[Harkette]

They very obviously added that text when they posted the photo. It’s the same font as the caption.

If that photo is fromNY 2014 it was taken just a few months before they got pregnant and they look pretty young in that photo.

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[DoodleBop2]

I truly think she's afraid of his reactions. He's been crafting this since she was 13.

[Guest]

Screech probably shouldn't have told the history of lap-buddy Lame's wife's parent's cabin. I was able to trace it within a half an hour.
(Lol ... If you can follow my run-on sentence.)

[Guest]

I truly think she's afraid of his reactions. He's been crafting this since she was 13.

And reveals it on a vlog to increase her safety and point to the threat.

[UnicornSnark]

Binghams and Ravelli’s are together celebrating New Years...but no Gardner’s. I thought bingarvelli was the next best thing and they were all best friends


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It looks like all their new vlogger besties (like the ugly sweater party group) all got together too. Her upline and other senegence besties celebrated together. And the greedners were home alone. I truly do not think they have many genuine friends.


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[RolyPoly123]

Binghams and Ravelli’s are together celebrating New Years...but no Gardner’s. I thought bingarvelli was the next best thing and they were all best friends


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It looks like all their new vlogger besties (like the ugly sweater party group) all got together too. Her upline and other senegence besties celebrated together. And the greedners were home alone. I truly do not think they have many genuine friends.


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Maybe once the group saw how they were with their kids and how badly behaved they were they thought it best not to invite them.

[gram3]

EelPoutyPashley is putting the hard sell on recruiting new BOSS BABES to the shitlips business on her QTK IG. That is, of course, the reason she posted pictures of the sickly cat and complained about TyMaryPoppins "cleaning" of puke on that site. Sympathy play - sycophants will see pictures of illness drama and be more likely to click through and get the recruiting message and in turn maybe take the bait and sign up. All you have to do is pay 55. to sign up and get that back in lipshit products. Simple Simon. Right. That's why people are being sought for a class action lawsuit against the company.

[GA Peach70]

I didn’t watch the whole lie feed on her QTK Facebook page but look at how heavy she is getting in her face, neck, and chins. Her skin looks horrible, she has several zits. Her face and neck do not match again. I was always taught that your blush was to highlight your cheekbones and it goes on your cheekbones. The way she has it on her cheeks, it looks like the whole side of her face has blush on it, it’s so red. It looks like it goes from her jawline up to her eyes. She does that all the time.

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[RolyPoly123]

Are some of the zit like marks on her face where she's had more botox?

[eyesandears]

I have been calling Tyson "Tyler" for the past few years because I know it irritates him. Well, after last night's New Year's Eve puke episode I will now be calling him "Tyrant". Just sayin' :/

[gram3]

May Hod bring you prosper and joy and maybe he can throw a baby in there while he's at it, just a run of the mill yuletide greeting. What weirdos. They probably had a donation form on the back of their 'card.'