The Lindquists: Welcome to hELLE | Part 2

Unread post by **SamanthaS27** » Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:15 pm

Refrigerator_Light wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:37 am She reposted the text thread and blacked something out. I saw the original text thread but I can’t remember what it was?

Lol I saw it from when she first posted it, it was someone's phone number, yes she originally posted whoever she was talking to,their phone number for all of the world to see and then I guess her dumbass realized it and then blacked it out

Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:58 am

That video was super boring. Why does she keep doing videos while folding laundry? And underwear? Come on. The folding laundry videos lend themselves to poor quality one-take content, and while she’s laughing and saying #MULTITASKINGMOMLIFE, it just devalues the nature of her content and makes it seem like an afterthought. Plus, doesn’t everyone hate folding laundry? Why would we want to watch someone else doing it?

Hilarious that she has said she wouldn’t endorse or use Boogie Wipes again. I wonder how many of her past endorsements she regrets! I fully disagree with her on the Boogie wipes, though. When my kids are sick, they are the only things that don’t cause raw noses. I even like using them myself when I’m sick. The grape scented one is my favourite.

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Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:21 am

Elle thinks she's hilarious talking about her underwear in IG stories. It's like watching a stand up comedian fail so hard.

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Unread post by **SamanthaS27** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:07 am

Seriouslysweetie wrote: ↑Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:21 am Elle thinks she's hilarious talking about her underwear in IG stories. It's like watching a stand up comedian fail so hard.

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It's seriously disgusting watching her parade around in granny panties no one needs to see that. Side note she is like 36 but she looks 46 and she doesn't even seem to care that she shows herself looking awful to the entire world. It actually makes me so mad like wash your hair and put on some make up once awhile it won't kill you Elle.

Unread post by **Margie** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:34 am

Didn’t she proclaim one time not wanting to post pictures in her undies because she didn’t want to “seduce someone else’s husband”

that in itself is HILARIOUS, but seriously, why the eff is she wearing undies that come up to her ribcage? Is there something about these undies I don’t know about? I always thought 70 year olds wore them, why is she buying these?

Unread post by **TeachIT** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:43 am

She legit thinks she’s the next “The Birds Papaya” - except TBP shows off her grannies with a purpose (they reduce chaffing, rubbing). Elle is clearly sucking in her gut in those photos (TBP lets it all hang out) and she never even mentions the purpose. What a twat. She’s trying to copy someone and is missing the whole point of TBP - loving your body as it is, celebrating flaws, rejecting shapewear/diet culture and embracing comfort.

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Unread post by **SamanthaS27** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:54 am

Margie wrote: ↑Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:34 am Didn’t she proclaim one time not wanting to post pictures in her undies because she didn’t want to “seduce someone else’s husband” that in itself is HILARIOUS, but seriously, why the eff is she wearing undies that come up to her ribcage? Is there something about these undies I don’t know about? I always thought 70 year olds wore them, why is she buying these?

Well I can tell you one thing, she won't be seducing anyone's husband wearing those

the reason she said she wears them is for post partum to " hold everything in". They for one look terrible and two they do not look comfortable and I highly doubt they are somehow holding in her almost 8 week post partum stomach. If she is that concerned about it she should exercise and stop eating ice cream lol.

Unread post by **SamanthaS27** » Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:35 am

SamanthaS27 wrote: ↑Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:54 am
Margie wrote: ↑Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:34 am Didn’t she proclaim one time not wanting to post pictures in her undies because she didn’t want to “seduce someone else’s husband” that in itself is HILARIOUS, but seriously, why the eff is she wearing undies that come up to her ribcage? Is there something about these undies I don’t know about? I always thought 70 year olds wore them, why is she buying these?
Well I can tell you one thing, she won't be seducing anyone's husband wearing those the reason she said she wears them is for post partum to " hold everything in". They for one look terrible and two they do not look comfortable and I highly doubt they are somehow holding in her almost 8 week post partum stomach. If she is that concerned about it she should exercise and stop eating ice cream lol.

Correction almost 12 week postpartum belly

Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Mon Aug 19, 2019 6:35 am

Elle: “I don’t show my back tattoo for modesty reasons.”

Also Elle: *gives birth on YouTube twice* *dances around on IG stories in her underwear* *routinely films her husband in his boxers* *films her kids in the tub or on the toilet*

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Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:37 pm

I just watched the nighttime routine vlog and I call BS. She’s having what would be a nice conversation with her kids but her face and tone are just totally devoid of emotion. She comes off as really cold!!! Also checks the shot on her camera repeatedly while her kids are talking, showing that she’s not really listening to them and her mind is on the vlog only.

Forde is an amazing reader for only 5 years old and Elle’s face just says she wants to read it for him so they can be finished faster.

Overall, I really appreciate 5 minutes of footage of Elle clipping her kids’ nails. I feel empowered to clip my kids’ nails tonight too. Wow, I am forever changed.

Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:30 am

Oh look who’s thrift shopping. After I brought it up that she never does.
You’re welcome for the suggestion. I take e-transfer and PayPal.

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Unread post by **okaythatlldo** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:55 am

Only Elle would have to research how to thrift shop

and then she comes home and says let me know if you want me to thrift DESIGNER next time. Good ol’ Elle, using her audience’s response to justify some vintage LV and Chanel purchases.

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Unread post by **Margie** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:18 am

Dans at work.. where the fuck are the boys in the first part of that vlog? I haven’t finished watching yet, will continue later

Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:32 am

Ok sorry but who the fuck RESEARCHES how to thrift shop? It’s pretty self explanatory especially if she claims she was into it before.
Pro tip Elle: value village sucks and that’s pretty common knowledge. Their ethics and their “charity”. Go to a local consignment/thrift store.
Also, sorry not sorry but I think buying thrifted bedsheets is gross. You don’t know where They’ve been. If you’re looking for a cheap second set, get them at Walmart or amazon. Muster up the $40ish, we all know you can afford it Elle.

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Unread post by **Skinnie** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:26 am

Margie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:18 am Dans at work.. where the fuck are the boys in the first part of that vlog? I haven’t finished watching yet, will continue later

Good question. She has 3 kids but seems to be only parenting 1 infant for the majority of the time.

I cannot stand to watch her videos anymore but tried to view this one in sections so I could sorta keep up with what is going on on this board.
This thifting video was such a farce. She lists the stuff she is looking for but gets none of it...but a bunch of other junk--reminds her audience often not to buy what you do not need (huh?)--typical hypocritical Elle... minimalist blah blah blah... She mentions looking for bedding and mugs...hmmm...as ForeverGuac01 points out WHY? Those items can be purchased at many retailers for decent prices; unless you are looking for vintage or something specific those are NOT good thrifted items imo. Whenever I think she cannot be more idiotic, she proves me wrong.

Extra snark:
9:40 Again, her atrocious math skills on display: 'This blanket was $4.99 but I got it for 50% off, for $2.99'... Mmmmmmkay.

Unread post by **Notablogger** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:30 am

This thrifting video was so forced. She totally just did it for content. You could almost see how disgusted she was wearing used clothing. Everything apparently had a smell. Look I don’t buy second hand but I don’t pretend to either. I do accept hand me downs from my sister for my kids and I actually am minimally minded when it comes to clothing. I think we shopped once this summer and I’m going today for new shoes for back to school and water bottles. That’s all my kids need for school. I feel like in instastories she mentions shopping on a daily basis. That’s fine. Own it.

Unread post by **Notablogger** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:13 pm

Guys she went shopping again for more useless baby stuff. I can’t even make this stuff up. I wish I was keeping a silent tally of how often she mentions shopping. But we know she reads here so now that I’ve mentioned it she’ll probably stop telling everyone.

Unread post by **Margie** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:07 pm

Holy fuck. If the amount this bitch shops isn’t indicative of how miserable she is with her life, I don’t know what is! She’s clearly trying desperately to fill some void. Wow.

Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:28 pm

How much toys does she thinks an almost 3 month old needs? For my kids I had one for the car seat and a play mat gym and that was it until they could pick up a ball or block.

Last time I shopped was a week ago. It was just for backpacks because my kids had the same backpack for 3 years. I might go again for runners and some school supplies to donate for a local drive that is collecting. And before all the back to school stuff, last time I shopped was in May to buy my preteen who had a growth spurt some summer clothes. Last time I went home decor shopping was maybe around Christmas and I shopped for my clothes right after around boxing day.

I feel like Elle shops like at least once a week! Plus with all the crap she gets in PR, I bet her closets, garage and basement are full to the brim. Unless she's active in reselling her stuff. Minimal minded, I think not!

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Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:43 am

Seriouslysweetie wrote: ↑Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:28 pm I feel like Elle shops like at least once a week! Plus with all the crap she gets in PR, I bet her closets, garage and basement are full to the brim. Unless she's active in reselling her stuff. Minimal minded, I think not!

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Whaaaaat if the space above their garage isn't actually rented out but her secret hidden hoarding room?