The Lindquists: dELLEusional, deceitful, and divorcing | Part 4

[TeachIT]

Isn’t that the truth. Elle peeled back too many layers and revealed the true beast that actually lives within. And her precious ass kissers saw through it! A lot of people called her out on her BS.

Man, I genuinely hope that Dan has checked out of this marriage and won’t take her back. And I really hope that he lives a fulfilling life and that his next relationship is EVERYTHING this one wasn’t. And I hope Elle suffers in her life as a long term single person who can’t catch a guy. Her fragile reality has to crack at some point.

I feel like I have witnessed far too many narcissistic people get away with their bullshit, and I just want to witness one of these people finally pay the price for their actions.

I was wondering what will happen if her channel continues to flip and (especially with economic situation currently) her sponsorships dry up.

Imagine she has to get a job.

She isn’t qualified for ANYTHING


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[JustAMereMuggle]

Isn’t that the truth. Elle peeled back too many layers and revealed the true beast that actually lives within. And her precious ass kissers saw through it! A lot of people called her out on her BS.

Man, I genuinely hope that Dan has checked out of this marriage and won’t take her back. And I really hope that he lives a fulfilling life and that his next relationship is EVERYTHING this one wasn’t. And I hope Elle suffers in her life as a long term single person who can’t catch a guy. Her fragile reality has to crack at some point.

I feel like I have witnessed far too many narcissistic people get away with their bullshit, and I just want to witness one of these people finally pay the price for their actions.

I was wondering what will happen if her channel continues to flip and (especially with economic situation currently) her sponsorships dry up.

Imagine she has to get a job.

She isn’t qualified for ANYTHING


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Don't forget, she has her teaching certificate. How will she handle being a teacher on top of the 3 kids she can't handle, 2 failing YouTube channels, 1 failed marriage, her sick *adopted* dog, her boyfriend cat, her constant calorie counting, 15 daily cups of tea, weeding through her quarterly capsule wardrobe, *extreme deep clean* house cleaning videos, painting EVERYTHING with that ridiculous chalk paint, monthly botox treatments, the list goes on and on. When will she find the time to have a real job?

[Margie]

She could sell her precious LV bags. That would buy her a couple of months worth of mortgage payments.

Hahahaha, wow. I never actually processed how fucking OBSCENE those purses were until I related them to a mortgage payment. If you have to finance a house or a vehicle, you have zero fucking business owning such an expensive handbag!

[Seriouslysweetie]

She could sell her precious LV bags. That would buy her a couple of months worth of mortgage payments.

Hahahaha, wow. I never actually processed how fucking OBSCENE those purses were until I related them to a mortgage payment. If you have to finance a house or a vehicle, you have zero fucking business owning such an expensive handbag!

But they are "vintage"! I'm sick of her saying that over and over. Saying that her Chanel and LVs are vintage makes it seem like she didn't pay thousands of dollars for them. I guess she never came clean with her financed brand new vehicle. I wonder how did Elle and Dan manage to fit that in within the whole separation situation. Such a waste of money.

[Margie]

I am also curious how she managed to get a brand new vehicle while separating from her husband. Although, it wouldn’t surprise me if she got the vehicle and then broke the news to Dan about wanting to separate. She seems like the type to pull a nasty move like that.

Or, they agreed to the separation and Dan needed a vehicle big enough to fit all of the kids, and being his classic push-over self, he took the van and she got a new vehicle

[Margie]

Double post, but did anyone see her free printables?? Check out the spelling mistakes this idiot made. I can’t get over “sauses”

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[Skinnie]

^what a fail. She is so unprofessional. Unpolished. She thinks she is suitable to provide guidance and consultation to others? She needs to give her head a shake. Get your shit in order woman!

[TeachIT]

But she’s GIFTING us with these FREE resources!!!





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[JustAMereMuggle]

Her spelling is atrocious! This is from last week's Fraud Friday email. How can anyone take her seriously? "Daily Positive Affiramtions" indeed...

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Side Note: It's BAD. Has anyone seen the movie Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? I'm talking Vogon poetry bad. You'll bleed from the ears. Dont do it.

[Margie]

Hahahaha! It IS so bad! I listened to it, and it was so obvious that she was desperately trying to validate her terrible life choices. “I feed my body nutrient dense foods...” when she really wanted to say “I know it’s gross as fuck, but it will keep you skinny”

[toothfairy75]

hahahaha omg I need to go check out these affiramtions. shit this is too much hahaha
maybe she hits the róse before chucking out this garbage

[Margie]

Hahahaha maybe she affirmed that her wine would be indestructible “the wine I drop won’t break and it’s good to drink daily”

[JustAMereMuggle]

Since we're on the discussion of the amount of alcohol being consumed by Elle I want to bring this picture back again. Let's face it, I post it whenever I can because I haven't stopped laughing at it since she posted it.

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And let's not forget this was posted during her "infertility struggle". Specifically a few days before her IUI. I'm thinking she was a big drinker, had Blankette, now she's back to chugging it back. I had a family member that was a major alcoholic and they would freak out like Elle did in that story if anything happened to their wine. I definitely think Elle drinks a lot more than she let's on.

[BeepBoop28]

Obviously I could be wrong but I never got the impression she was a big drinker. I think, originally, she was jumping on that ‘mommy juice’ bandwagon that a lot of social media sites were sharing (memes and jokes). Now I can definitely see her turning to drinking - which is sad in my opinion. She doesn’t seem to have many true friends. She no longer has her husband. Her online community is not what she was hoping for - a bunch of ass-kissing obsessors who send her stuff/pay for her merch BUT ignore any and all inconsistencies/discrepancies between what she says and does.

She’s most likely hella stressed and has few outlets. She can’t really workout anymore than she already does. We know she would never turn to food for comfort now. Maybe in her youth she was a big drinker.

[JustAMereMuggle]

And now she's using that stupid electric blue eye filter on her 1 year-old. Holy demon baby! Elle stop screwing with your pictures. You are not Scandinavian and neither are your kids. She's becoming a very cute little girl but this actually made me jump!

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[Margie]

I know not everyone agrees with me, but I just do not find Brighton cute at all. I think she’s a rather homely little girl. But that eye filter doesn’t help at all. She looks significantly better without it. That picture of her is hella bad. Sometimes in videos she looks ok.... maybe we are getting a mostly filtered version of her. I wouldn’t put that past Elle.

[TeachIT]

I know not everyone agrees with me, but I just do not find Brighton cute at all. I think she’s a rather homely little girl. But that eye filter doesn’t help at all. She looks significantly better without it. That picture of her is hella bad. Sometimes in videos she looks ok.... maybe we are getting a mostly filtered version of her. I wouldn’t put that past Elle.

I tend to agree.

She isn’t a goblin but she isn’t particularly cute. She’s very plain. I’m sure elle can’t stand it. She needs everything about her, including her kids, to be special.


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[sunnyshine]

I think she's pretty cute feature-wise but I think the style Elle picked for her doesn't work. I bet she'd look cuter in some different colours and maybe less outfits that you'd find my grandmother wearing??

[SuperchicDeadpool]

I think she'd have started crawling and trying to stand up earlier if she wasn't always in dresses/pants and socks. Poor kid could never get traction. But nah Baby Gooooiillll has to look like the pretty pretty princess Elle is convinced she is 24/7.

[Margie]

I can’t wait until B is old enough (3 years tops) to put her foot down and flat out rebuke Elle’s chosen style for her. I can spend as much money on kids clothes I think are cute, but my kids will NOT wear them if they don’t like them, especially my daughter. And Elle is clearly unaware of how important it is to teach kids that they have complete autonomy over their lives, including their clothing choices; ESPECIALLY something as simple as clothing choices.

And I can’t agree enough- if Elle would put that baby in shorts or leggings with bare feet, she would absolutely be crawling properly or even pulling herself to standing on furniture and potentially walking by now, but there is no way in hell she would be able to comfortably and safely do that in all of her tights and dresses.