BumpsAlongTheWayToTarget Part 8

[Izzybee]

lmao I was staring into his glasses during that entire rant trying to find a car. What a loser. I guess he's finally run out of things to talk about, and now has to make shit up.

[makeupzombie88]

Had to watch the latest vlog to see about him lying about the student driver and I seen missy put Oliver in the pool. It really bugs me when people put their children in cold water. He was obviously cold and didn't like it but she just left him in it. Idk... just erked me off. Maybe it is just me!

[beach_love]

Hahaha I definitely noticed there was no car in front of him too. I guess he just wanted to rant so just made it up. Weird. Also, can I just say how annoying the stupid zombie thing is? Bryan uses that stupid voice for everything, it's terrible. It's not even a little bit funny or amusing, just stop. Lol

[nickole6]

I agree too about the zombie thing! That is the stupidest thing ever! Why does he think that stuff is funny. He is so immature. Did anyonesee ttheir instagram pic of ollie standing/ climbing out of the target cart. Missy is in the pic smiling. Again they are stupid! Why is he not strapped in!!!!

[Sleepybirds]

I think the monkey theme is really tacky and trite. But then again it really fits their basic bitch personalities. They should get a wall decal that says "dream as if you'll live forever" or something else basic.

[MamaJoAnna]

Chocolate glazed donuts the day after a "gym" visit from Bryan. Who called it that that wasn't going to last?

Also, their miracle child needs his chest clip fixed. Observe:

[WEEONESMUM]

I was noticing the reflection as well but I didn't think to look for the car. I was looking to see if he had the phone on a dashboard mount or if it was in his hands. The student driver thing probably happened way earlier in the drive or the day before or something and he was trying to come up with something to detract from the fact that he was going to the GYM again. How's he going to resist temptation when he's back in the shower room again every night. Maybe he'll need to start wearing blinders or go to sleep listening to one of those hypnosis cds to try to remind/convince himself that he likes women.

[mommyluvv]

I was noticing the reflection as well but I didn't think to look for the car. I was looking to see if he had the phone on a dashboard mount or if it was in his hands. The student driver thing probably happened way earlier in the drive or the day before or something and he was trying to come up with something to detract from the fact that he was going to the GYM again. How's he going to resist temptation when he's back in the shower room again every night. Maybe he'll need to start wearing blinders or go to sleep listening to one of those hypnosis cds to try to remind/convince himself that he likes women.

If it was earlier he shouldn't have said, "I am behind the slowest driver ever, it's one of those student drivers"

[ladybug]

I watched it just to see that. Lol. Who lies about dumb shit like that?? Really says something about him as a person.

[awinedengar]

I cant help but laugh out loud when he said that him and missy are like the saccone joly's. You wish. They arent perfect but they are much better.

I can see the look on Anna's face, when she hears missy thinks she is just like her.

[Kayliecoburn]

His room is too busy now. When he gets older, if they are still living there, he is not going to sleep well with all those things on the wall.

LOL. Sorry but this comment is so goofy and dumb. I had a lot of wall decorations as a kid (and as a teen my WHOLE ROOM was covered from ceiling to floor with magazine pictures) and I never had issues sleeping. My son also has a lot of "random décor" in his room and never had sleeping issues. I wasn't aware choices in wall decorations make or break your sleeping habits. Better alert my grandparents...they have some gaudy décor..

[calichic29]

Oh no Shay actually responded to one of Bryan's daily tweets to him lol

[hannahbanana]

Oh no Shay actually responded to one of Bryan's daily tweets to him lol

He's probably going to print and frame that tweet.

[mommyluvv]

His room is too busy now. When he gets older, if they are still living there, he is not going to sleep well with all those things on the wall.

LOL. Sorry but this comment is so goofy and dumb. I had a lot of wall decorations as a kid (and as a teen my WHOLE ROOM was covered from ceiling to floor with magazine pictures) and I never had issues sleeping. My son also has a lot of "random décor" in his room and never had sleeping issues. I wasn't aware choices in wall decorations make or break your sleeping habits. Better alert my grandparents...they have some gaudy décor..

Haha, it does seem silly. I always thought that was why I didn't have things on my walls. I guess maybe because I was ADHD and my mind was a million places at night when trying to fall asleep. But reading that back it does sound ridiculous lol.

[mommyluvv]

Oh no Shay actually responded to one of Bryan's daily tweets to him lol

He's probably going to print and frame that tweet.

And then of course Bryan tweeted back again talking about PL. hahaha That was like 2-3 weeks ago... it's done and over with

[nickole6]

I am dieying over hear when he said they are like saconne jolys! Wth!!! They are not anything like them.

[mommyluvv]

Seriously.. How do they think they are like them? I don't get it.

[blackbetty]

To be fair, the Saccone-Jolys are negligent shitty parents and terrible pet owners and so are the Lannings. So there's that.

[mommyluvv]

Hahaha!

[FibroMommy]

Well, at least he isn't comparing them to Shay and Colette, cause they are in a totally different category than them. They are peasants compared to Shay and Colette. At least he equated themselves to someone of equal shittiness.