JesssFam: 99 Problems But Cleaning Ain't 1 (PART 100!!!)

[DoodleBop]

"And yes, she's breathing" what the fuck... Don't make light of your child almost dying? Especially when it was probably 100% your fault?

All that unsafe bed sharing left alone with a 3 year old after she almost died. I don't think they care.

[Bsveach15]

Did anyone mention Kaden smashing the honeybee? Honey bees are dying out and if we don't have them then our food supply diminishes. I never encouraged my kids to kill insects especially ones we benefit from.


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Yeah.
Maybe someone would have told them that had they been outside with him and paying attention.


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[Bsveach15]

Jess shared a while back that Addy was 21 pounds at seven months and roughly 23 pounds at nine months (currently). When you look up average size and growth of a child in his first years Addy was at seven months about the size of a twelve to eighteen months old and is by now already the size of an eighteen to twenty-one months old.

Is this true?
My son is 8 months old, 9 on the 17th, and the last time he was weighed he was 22 pounds


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[Ilovecats]

Jess shared a while back that Addy was 21 pounds at seven months and roughly 23 pounds at nine months (currently). When you look up average size and growth of a child in his first years Addy was at seven months about the size of a twelve to eighteen months old and is by now already the size of an eighteen to twenty-one months old.

Is this true?
My son is 8 months old, 9 on the 17th, and the last time he was weighed he was 22 pounds


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It is, but they usually thin out when they're mobile!

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[DoodleBop]

Lots of kids thin out once they're mobile.

[Bsveach15]

Jess shared a while back that Addy was 21 pounds at seven months and roughly 23 pounds at nine months (currently). When you look up average size and growth of a child in his first years Addy was at seven months about the size of a twelve to eighteen months old and is by now already the size of an eighteen to twenty-one months old.

Is this true?
My son is 8 months old, 9 on the 17th, and the last time he was weighed he was 22 pounds


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It is, but they usually thin out when they're mobile!

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Maybe I'm just biased, but my son doesn't look THAT fat to me. Sure he's a little chubby but he's not like OMG look at that huge child lol. I was always really heavy as a child too though, so idk.
I think my son's weight is based more off genetics, unlike Addie's which, I think, is based off her diet. He's never had pizza or any of the other, nasty, processed junk that Jess gives to Addie.
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[Blackswan]

If you couldn't tell Kaden was her favorite before you sure as fuck can now.

[MamaJoAnna]

"OUR 9 MONTH OLD IS WALKING!!!" Recap

Chris and Jess open the vlog. Jess took the kids to school and took a nap for once, because apparently Addie doesn't nap with her. Gabe is over and apparently he and Chris are working on losing 20 pounds before Gabe and Amber's wedding. She finds fat burners and "skinny pills" on the counter and calls it cheating. She shows off some stuff from the P.O. Box and mentions to go look on Snapchat "tomorrow" (today) for it being opened.
Closet project! Chris got the right parts needed for the shoe shelf. Addie wakes up from her nap in C&J's bed and apparently slept for 3+ hours. Jess shows off the "peachiest fuzziest" hair on Addie that's clearly ~red~
Gabe plays peekaboo with Addie while on a pillow leaned up against Jess...weird. The kids get home from school and Jess and Amber try to get Addie to start walking unassisted. They get her to take steps multiple times and it's a joyous occasion.
Kaden is doing Kyson's homework for him and Jess lectures that he needs to learn how to do it himself. Jess compares K&K again (STAHP MESSICA) saying that Kaden is extremely "extremely extremely" intelligent and always wants to do the work, but Kyson doesn't want to put forth the effort even though he too is smart.
Chris finishes the shoe shelf in the closet and Jess wants to get another level in there (probably gonna need it with 7-9 people in the house). The kids are done with homework and goes on and on about how there's always homework to be done. Jess gets the mail and it's junk mail and bills - also, Sadie snuck out. Better get on getting her fixed, Mess...also, Kaden has his cars/trucks perfectly lined up on the sidewalk.
"60 Seconds in the Mind of Kaden" = filler footage of Kaden playing with his small trucks outside (plus Mario Kart sounds!) and killing a bee.
Chris is talking to Caden on the phone. He's surprised Addie is walking. Caden and Tommy are coming in two weeks. Chris briefly talks to Tommy and then Jess and Chris talk about him talking to the boys.
Addie takes a couple more steps and then (after a cut) is asleep in Chris's arms.
FAQ Friday! "Is your relationship the same off camera as it is on camera?" Apparently, yes. Chris is more of a smartass off camera (duh) and tones it down on camera. She has to censor what he says. "You're dirty, take a shower" Lord Chris...anyway, boring question with a boring answer.
Apparently Chris has Snapchat but doesn't know how to "snap a chat."
End of vlog

[unionjack]

Jess shared a while back that Addy was 21 pounds at seven months and roughly 23 pounds at nine months (currently). When you look up average size and growth of a child in his first years Addy was at seven months about the size of a twelve to eighteen months old and is by now already the size of an eighteen to twenty-one months old.

Is this true?
My son is 8 months old, 9 on the 17th, and the last time he was weighed he was 22 pounds


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I can send you the link, where I found it, if you want to.
If I was you, I wouldn't worry about it, since the statistics are different for boys and he eats healthy.

[Sparklingdee]

I find it weird how close Jess and Gabe are lmao (and Gabe and Chris...) like yeah, get on for the kids sake and all that but they're a bit too friendly IMO lmao.

[smom12]

I'm convinced that they all hook up with each other and have dirty nasty ass orgies.


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[MommaMia3]

Ok but do we really believe Jess would cook this, let alone eat those veggies?[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 7d0bb4.jpg[/img]

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[EmilyMadison]

Ok but do we really believe Jess would cook this, let alone eat those veggies?[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 7d0bb4.jpg[/img]

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I'd say we have another video coming our way sponsored by Blue Apron


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[Bsveach15]

Ok but do we really believe Jess would cook this, let alone eat those veggies?[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 7d0bb4.jpg[/img]

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I'd say we have another video coming our way sponsored by Blue Apron


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HA! My thoughts exactly.


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[DoodleBop]

She only "cleans" or does laundry when sponsored so why not cooking too.

[violet-kelsey black]

Ok but do we really believe Jess would cook this, let alone eat those veggies?[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 7d0bb4.jpg[/img]

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I'd say we have another video coming our way sponsored by Blue Apron


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Lmao yup. Aren't those boxes only for a family of 4?
I bet only the adults ate that.


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[EmilyMadison]

Ok but do we really believe Jess would cook this, let alone eat those veggies?[img]//uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201709 ... 7d0bb4.jpg[/img]

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I'd say we have another video coming our way sponsored by Blue Apron


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Lmao yup. Aren't those boxes only for a family of 4?
I bet only the adults ate that.


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I don't doubt they just ordered the kids pizza, but it's also very possible that Blue Apron sent them a double box if it's sponsored.


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[cjl123]

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LOL


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[Yogabbagabbat]

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LOL


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omgggggggggg I'm dead


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[Chellebailson27]

Jess is going to struggle to keep her house clean with all the stuff from her p.o box

Also for some reason I just have visions of 6 year old addy looking like honey boo boo guzzling a bottle of Mountain Dew


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