The Grabner Quad Squad: Open It! Open It! Open It! | Part 8

[DoodleBop]

I'm surprised that none of the girls have gotten nursemaid's elbow or at least they've not vlogged it.

[Night lady]

Assface definitely doesn't want her kids in beds because she'd have to get up all hours of the night to put them back in the beds, too hard for to contemplate. Same goes for potty training. It would inconvenience her. Rather than thinking of what's best for the girls, she'd rather think of her selfish self.
Lol @ selfish self!!! Ashley exclamation points.

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[Night lady]

Also, the same goes for the whole preschool debacle. The teachers would definitely confront Assface and Tybag that their girls are delayed and then they'd have to go public with the fact that WE HAVE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG!
(I'm still on the train that the girls have delays). And these 2 parents don't do anything to benefit the girls growth and development. Not a damn thing. Such a disgrace to those kiddos. I feel bad they are behind and have no social stimulation.

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[Sisteroo]

Welcome Defuego!
Assley is the youngest of her family & has 2 blood sisters & 2 adopted brothers, who you very rarely see on vlogs
Tyler has 9 brothers & sisters, I can't even remember all of their names but Garrison, Oakland & Madison all still live at home, his family is usually always around to help out including his mom who is a single mother

[pollycracker]

A couple of gems from the last few videos. Can you imagine how rough she is when doing the girls' hair?

Nothing like forcibly making them hold hands. Come on, it makes for great video footage!$$$$

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[Abbiedownunder]

Also, the same goes for the whole preschool debacle. The teachers would definitely confront Assface and Tybag that their girls are delayed and then they'd have to go public with the fact that WE HAVE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG!
(I'm still on the train that the girls have delays). And these 2 parents don't do anything to benefit the girls growth and development. Not a damn thing. Such a disgrace to those kiddos. I feel bad they are behind and have no social stimulation.

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It really upsets me that they have no stimulation. As someone mentioned the other day when they were playing with rocks. He could have used that as a counting lesson. But from what we see, and I know it's only part of their day, and they show no signs of having learn't anything at all in the vlogs, they get no stimulation as far as learning goes other than disney videos. At their age they should be learning numbers and colours and WORDS. All their toys are far too young for them and there's nothing set up at home for them to learn. When you think about it they can't dress themselves, use food utensils, eat properly, not potty trained, can't talk properly, don't know shapes as they even struggle to use shape toys, certainly can't draw or write anything, don't know their foods etc. etc. etc. So for them to say they are doing fine and are advanced is very wrong. But they can stick stickers on everything which also must cost a fortune as those sticker sheets aren't that cheap.

I agree that if they were sent to pre school their delays would be indicated and the work expected of T&A to bring them up to scratch would just be too hard. When you consider they let them sleep at nap time till nearly 6.00 clock then you know that they really don't give a fuck. Then complain when they wake up at 3am. Derrrr

I have never seen a child taken to a mall or out to eat so much and I know and knew a lot of people with toddlers. And they have the nerve to say the kids have structure. These poor little mites have no routine, no structure, no learning, no discipline at all. And as they grow into unpleasant children and then adults, it won't be their fault.

[Krisi37]

A$$ complaing about a child getting up at 3 am just shows her immaturity when it comes to parenting. First off their kids should not be napping for that long at their age even if it's adjusted to premie age. Second my mom always told me "You are a SAHM so you can handle when your child gets up in the middle of the night". She needs to be grateful that she doesn't have to get up and work outside of the home like most moms these days. Her Diva act is getting old and I am going to vomit if I have to see Tyler in that NKOB hoddie. I was embarrassed for him today while he tagged along on a girls day out!!

[Guest]

Here is my offering for today:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... e-masthead

"Mother-of-one Emily Schuman, 34, the blogger behind popular website and lifestyle brand Cupcakes & Cashmere, took to Instagram on Thursday to share a hilarious clip of her two-and-a-half-year-old daughter Slaon scaling the side of her crib and hopping out, with apparently no trouble at all.
...In several clips posted on the social media app, Emily revealed that she and her husband Geoffrey Fuller had been missing out on hours of precious sleep thanks to their daughter's late-night wanders, with the blogger turning to other parents to ask for advice on how to handle the situation.
According to Parents.com, most toddlers between 18 and 24 months of age are able to crawl out of their cribs. However, the site adds, if a child is comfortable in the crib and 'not a climber' it is perfectly fine to let the child continue to sleep there.
Many people in the comments joked that Emily and her husband better be ready to go 'big girl bed' shopping.
... They are also testing a form of 'big girl bed' by putting the mattress from Sloan's crib on the floor, giving her more room to move around, and ensure that she feels less confined by having all four sides up around her.
Earlier this month, Emily revealed that her daughter has been experiencing sleep regression, which saw her waking up every hour during the night...."

So I looked up sleep regression...

https://www.babysleepsite.com/baby-slee ... gressions/

"...A sleep regression describes a period of time (anywhere from 1 – 4 weeks) when a baby or toddler who has been sleeping well suddenly starts waking at night, and/or skipping naps (or waking early from naps) for no apparent reason.
... 2 Year Sleep Regression. To be honest, the 2 year sleep regression is a little less straightforward than the others. That’s because there are a variety of factors that can cause it. For one thing, your 2 year old’s awake time is growing longer, but as he makes that transition, it can disrupt sleep. Your 2 year old is likely also going through some big life transitions, like potty training and transitioning to a big-kid bed (and maybe even getting a new sibling!) And around 2 years of age, lots of toddlers begin having very real nightmares (or even night terrors). All of this can lead to a very real, very exhausting sleep regression around 2 years old...

(insert lol for two years olds potty training and transition to big-kid beds )

There is a url that takes you to this site

https://www.babysleepsite.com/toddlers/ ... ler-sleep/

"5 Things You Need to Know About Your 2 Year Old’s Sleep...

1: Your 2 year old’s awake time is longer.... Most 2 year olds need approximately 12 hours of sleep in a 24 hour period, on average; compare that to a newborn’s need for about 16 hours of sleep
2: Your 2 year old’s separation anxiety may resurface around this time.... At age 2, separation anxiety can be based on actual fear; your 2 year old may be afraid to be left alone, (can you imagine experiencing this and being punished for it by being zipped in a cage)
3: Your 2 year old may suddenly stop napping. ... You might find that when you put your 2 year old down for her nap, she spends the entire hour talking/laughing/singing/playing. Or, you may find that your 2 year old’s nap resistance isn’t nearly so pleasant — she may spend the whole hour screaming! As with separation anxiety, this sudden resistance to naps can come from your 2 year old’s desire not to miss out on anything. It can also be the result of her growing self-awareness and independence — she’s becoming more aware of what she wants, so if she doesn’t want to lie down for a nap, she’s going to let you know it! (And of course the ff are forced to napped, zipped in cages. We also know T$A are known to drug their miracles to sleep)
4: Your 2 year old may be going through some transitions that disrupt sleep... Moving to a big boy / big girl bed: ... Potty training: those 2 year olds who haven’t begun potty training yet are still becoming more and more aware of their bodily functions. It’s not uncommon for toddlers this age to wake early in the morning from a full bladder or needing to poop. And by age 2, most children are much more aware of the uncomfortable feeling that a wet or full diaper causes. New sibling: ... it can cause lots of anxiety for them.
5: Your 2 year old may begin having nighttime fears. Most 2 year olds’ nighttime fears are triggered by the dark, and all the things that come with it — spooky shadows, monsters lurking under the bed, etc. By this age, toddlers are growing more aware of the world and realizing that there are “bad guys” and things out there that can hurt them. These new nighttime fears can lead to things like nightmares, and even night terrors. (so they zip them into cages and throw a blanket over the windows which I am sure intensifies their fears.)
Keep in mind, too, that you don’t want your toddler to form any bad habits while you’re working on getting through the 2 year sleep regression, so let that guide your decisions about how you’re going to cope. As Nicole always says, “You don’t want to make or continue long-term habits for a short-term phase....

[Krisi37]

Edited: I am going to vomit if I have to see Tyler in that NKOB hoddie one more time. He looks like the marshmallow man from Ghostbusters with the way he waddles when he walks!!

[DoodleBop]

I have told moms of younger children before that the process of getting a bedtime routine down, cutting out naps, potty training sucks but once you have it in place life is so much easier. They lack follow through and are too easily distracted to stick with even the most basic routine. Their kids will walk all over them and they'll only have themselves to blame.

[ClassyCat]

These are some gems from the Bingham blog today.

Grain or Bully with a FULL diaper! You have to make this bigger for the full effect.


Another full ass diaper!


One of the smaller twins in the background is yanking at her crotch. Again, click to make it bigger. Tell us again Assley how they aren't ready to potty train?


I still just don't understand how they go places without a diaper bag, or even a purse??? Remember, Assley, you have FOUR two year olds. I had to take a bag everytime with my ONE two year old.

[snarksite]

Curious-I didn't watch the vlog.
Did Bingham mom have a diaper bag?


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[Krisi37]

Those outfits were awful and had winter boots on with them. I don't get why they never have sippe cups, my child always had a cup at that age.

[tusky]

If someone snapped their fingers at my kid, like a dog, that be the day I smack someone in a restaurant. Holy fuck.


This could be another reason they don't want to start school. Their kids would be expected to sit at a table, eat with forks\spoons, work on potty training, sharing, saying please and thank you, following directions etc. Even in a class with special needs kids there are expectations.

I cannot imagine how stressful a house is where it's a free for all with no schedule. I'd go crazy within a few days max.

Ashley might think she'll stay that size forever but your metabolism does strange things in it's 30s and all of a sudden what was okay in your 20s just won't fly.

I can relate to the 20's to 30's thing. And 40's to 50's.

I just don't understand Mindy. She seems like such a genuinely nice person so I don't see why she can't see through them. No footage of the girls eating after so many comments on their manners. And there's Hazey using a fork from her own plate. lol

I have to ask. Who has a play date and takes their kids to the mall to 'run their energy out'? I don't understand this at all. And why did sleezebag go? Can't he let his wife have one morning off without him to see a friend. Or was he backup for babysitting?

I also have to ask from sunny Melbourne, Australia how come every time they are at the mall there is no-one there. Even on the quietest times here there is always plenty of people shopping in our shopping centres. On the weekends you can't move for people. It fascinates me that there's never anyone there.

And I've said it before and I'll say it again. Please please stop telling your children to give loves. Yes it looks cute but affection should be freely given and withheld. Let the children decide if they want to give hugs or kisses. It's about them respecting themselves and others and it's never too early to teach children respect. Children will do it spontaneously if they feel like it. I just hate seeing kids pressured into it.

My god could you imagine them trying to take those kids through chaddy?

[Aussiegal2017]

Same our local shopping centre in Australia is never empty


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[Howlin17]

I think if they take them to the play area, they would have to share with other kids......no way the Greedners can allow that. They are legends in their own minds and the girls merely props. Also, do they have to get permission to film in places....or vlog....in stores, restaurants, etc. Do they have to get permission to publish pics of people? Kids? I have to be careful when videoing my grandsons school activities not to get any shots of kids whose parents have requested no images of their kids be taken. I guess Trashly would have to work overtime with Mr. Mountable blurring out faces.

Didn't Tyler have a confrontation with a little boy at the mall play area? Kind of like he blew up at the poor McDonalds drive thru girl?

[AthenaA]

My name is AthenaA and it has been 24 hours since my last Gardner snark. Nor have I watched the vlog. Can't wait to see what exciting things they've been up to. It's tough to guess but I am going with-eating out and/or donuts, the park, back up from relatives and possibly a date night, must be time!

[Aussiegal2017]

Yeah he wanted to clothesline the little boy he was about 3-4yo



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[AthenaA]

They are out for breakfast again. Seriously. Also why was Brandon not at breakfast? Oh wait, he has a real job.

[Krisi37]

Exactly Brandon works like a real man and doesn't follow his wife around on play dates. He looks like a douche and should be embarrassed. A$$ needs to run because that man/boy has control issues and it shows more with every boring vlog.