Greedner Quad Squad: Fake as Flock (part 16)

[AuntieEm]

So let me get this straight (from the invited little children's point of view). They enter the house. They stand for pictures in front of a blue curtain. Then some of them jump around to music with a woman screeching. Then they watch 4 girls open presents while sitting on a cold floor. Then they sing happy birthday. Then they eat sweets. Then 2 strange scary people come into the room and sing, so loud they put their hands over their ears. Then they go home. The end.

What fun.

Oh, and the cakes and sweets being an ad for that company? Such fakesters, reminded me of the Truman show.

[lmmomSD]

In the Binghams vlog, Tyson says something about how "We're going to have a little dance party, and then the party will be over". The way he said it was so weird. It was like "Welcome to our house. Now get out so we can get back to sitting on the couch". So welcoming.

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[BlahBlahBlah]

They must have begged around for a free party until the last minute and then just threw this together.

Sorry hungry guests! No one offered us free food so all you get is (free) cake!

[SezziePieBarleyEvers]

The Elsa they had was really strange. Still can't decide if it was a man in drag (feel awful thinking that btw don't wanna be cruel) but it's not the usual Elsa lookalike you see. I'm still wondering why Esme wasn't matching, bet Ashley wasn't happy with that.

[utahmom]

They must have begged around for a free party until the last minute and then just threw this together.

Sorry hungry guests! No one offered us free food so all you get is (free) cake!

It's a Mormon thing. We were invited to a Mormon wedding reception last Wednesday from 6:00 - 8:00 pm. The entire food menu was hot chocolate with mini-marshmallows, ice water, churros, chocolate pudding, and the wedding cake (which was never cut nor served). We hit a restaurant for dinner after the reception.

[Something_Relevant]

They must have begged around for a free party until the last minute and then just threw this together.

Sorry hungry guests! No one offered us free food so all you get is (free) cake!

It's a Mormon thing. We were invited to a Mormon wedding reception last Wednesday from 6:00 - 8:00 pm. The entire food menu was hot chocolate with mini-marshmallows, ice water, churros, chocolate pudding, and the wedding cake (which was never cut nor served). We hit a restaurant for dinner after the reception.

That is the craziest thing to me. I'm a firm believer in it's better to have too much food than not enough when I'm hosting a party. I love giving people options and being a hospitable hostess. It doesn't need to cost a lot of money either (although it's not free.) But that would require planning and thinking of others. I'm 5 years younger than Ashley and yet I'm still more mature and know more about being a hostess. Although, I could say the same thing about my 4 year old.

I just remembered that they hosted a fun christmas party for their friends with food and games. Yet they can't even order a pizza for their girls' party or find an Elsa who even looks like the same gender?

[Sl393l]

I’ve never seen anyone put birthday cakes on the floor to blow candles out . It was odd. Why did drag Elsa have an English accent that came and went?
It was a non stop eat fest of junk food for the girls. Pancakes, ice cream, cake, healthy strawberries with chocolate on them, cookies, they were eating chips later. No fruit or vegetable platters for the kids or adults. They couldn’t have been more expensive than all those cookies. I assume and hope they let people know it was a dessert party and dinner was not served.
I see on the Binghams vlog Hazy can say “ Anna” clearly but the girls can only say “teeny nana”. Maybe there is something wrong with some of the girls hearing or comprehension of words that they can’t say any words correctly. Or maybe it is just their stupid parents saying every word like a baby.
I thought the purpose of a take home gift bag was to give the guests something to take home from the party, not the guests of honor to get a gift bag too, but I could be wrong.

[alannah62]

They must have begged around for a free party until the last minute and then just threw this together.

Sorry hungry guests! No one offered us free food so all you get is (free) cake!

It's a Mormon thing. We were invited to a Mormon wedding reception last Wednesday from 6:00 - 8:00 pm. The entire food menu was hot chocolate with mini-marshmallows, ice water, churros, chocolate pudding, and the wedding cake (which was never cut nor served). We hit a restaurant for dinner after the reception.

What the hell? I've never heard of such a thing at wedding reception but then I haven't been to a Mormon one. My gift would reflect such a reception. Same with birthday parties, I'll get pricier gift if birthday party is at a venue that the parents had to pay big bucks for. And I know I'm not the only parent that does this. So it was only appropriate that the girls receive cheap gifts for a WT party. What they should have done was asked for gifts to be donated to other kids or some kids ask for animal supplies so they can donate to a local shelter. Teach birthday girls about giving instead of receiving. But we all know that won't happen with asstwit greedner.

I thought that esme (?) In the blue dress was prettiest and small cake was the best looking imo. What are the green dresses supposed to be? Anna? I'm so not up on disney.
So tininanna is anna, and Anna is in frozen?

Also not on Tapatalk so what pictures were posted that everyone thought was so funny?

I can't stand the sCreeching nor can my dogs, but I'll have to check out the elsa!

[lmmomSD]

I never heard of buying a better gift if the person spends more on a party. But I can't imagine inviting people over at dinner time and not feeding them real food.

It's like what I said about the way Tyson was announcing that the party was "going to be over". They only had the party because it was expected, not because they wanted to have people over to their home and entertain.

And if anyone doubts that it was thrown together at the last minute, Mindy Bingham was out shopping that day for the birthday gifts. It's the week after Christmas-- you can't tell me that if she had known about the party, she would have gotten presents while she was Christmas shopping, right? At least I would have...

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[BlahBlahBlah]

On You Tube some KAD is whining how unfair it was they didn’t send a more realistic Elsa to the party. She’s acting like the Gardner’s got ripped off what they paid for. LOL do the Gardners pay for anything?? They got exactly what they paid for.

I feel bad this poor lady as Elsa is dragged into this. She is it a professional Elsa party princess or whatever. It sounds like she is just someone with a lovely voice who agreed to come over in an Elsa costume.

I’m all fired up over this sad party lol.

I’d love to have been a fly on the wall in the cars after the guests left. Ooooh boy if I had my kids out past bedtime just to fill them up with sugar and they didn’t feed us??

[ItIsSunny]

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That has got to be a man

She (?) looks like Milton Berle!

I can't believe they couldn't find a pretty blonde Elsa impersonator in UTAH?
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I am still in disbelief. It occurred to me, though, that perhaps that local theater company who offered a free Elsa knew exactly what they were doing in a real stab to the heart of the parents that are actively screwing up these precious girls' lives.

[becca85]

I haven’t watched today’s vlog because I still have so much second hand embarrassment for ‘Elsa’ on IG yesterday.

I hate to say anything because I could definitely stand to lose about 15 pounds right now... but she (??) had to know what she was doing when she put on that costume for vloggers with over 400k subscribers between them, right?! Maybe (definitely) some spanx, a looser fitting dress, some more makeup, shoes that don’t look like she borrowed them from the gurlsesss costumes?

I could not look at myself in the mirror impersonating a freakin perfect Disney princess looking like that & think it’s a good idea. Just sayin.


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[Sneaky_snarky]

I don’t get the mid week party at all. Here and within my family and friends it is common to have a small dessert party at 6:30-8:30 or so but on a weekend night. It’s done that way not to interfere with naps in the afternoons and also so people can grab dinner before. But doing it in the work week creates all sorts of problems. I wouldn’t be attending it I had been invited.

I make cakes for my twins on their birthday as I took cake decorating classes. I make two small ones- one for each and a larger one to cut for everyone else. But my two sit at a table in front of their cake with a candle to blow out Lmao.

They moved their big table out of the way to accommodate 70 people and no where near that showed up anyway.

So confusing the whole thing.

They are gonna have to come up with something interesting to keep their views up now that a lot of the exciting stuff is over.


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[Howlin17]

Why was Baloo the only one dressed for Frozen? What did the others have on? Just butt ugly.....not an expert on Frozen, so maybe there is a character who wears that awful dress?
Again, where was the other grandma? Hugsy looks disgusted in most of the recent vlogs......and the uncles are becoming slob clones of Perv. Do they all wear white undies under their inappropriate shorts?
70 people??

[Ebbies turn]

I’ve never seen anyone put birthday cakes on the floor to blow candles out . It was odd. Why did drag Elsa have an English accent that came and went?
It was a non stop eat fest of junk food for the girls. Pancakes, ice cream, cake, healthy strawberries with chocolate on them, cookies, they were eating chips later. No fruit or vegetable platters for the kids or adults. They couldn’t have been more expensive than all those cookies. I assume and hope they let people know it was a dessert party and dinner was not served.
I see on the Binghams vlog Hazy can say “ Anna” clearly but the girls can only say “teeny nana”. Maybe there is something wrong with some of the girls hearing or comprehension of words that they can’t say any words correctly. Or maybe it is just their stupid parents saying every word like a baby.
I thought the purpose of a take home gift bag was to give the guests something to take home from the party, not the guests of honor to get a gift bag too, but I could be wrong.

It’s not like they bought them anything else for their birthday. I’m sure it would have been shown if they did.

[utahmom]

Now I get it --- the performers were from the Salty Dinner Theater group. They are completely terrible, awful, horrendous, and any other adjectives you wish to use. The group's performances are usually satire, comedy, and melodramas. You now -- things like 50 year old men dressing up like Disney princesses. Guess Dumb and Dumber are too ignorant to appreciate sarcasm and wit.

The idiot still having one girl on his shoulders while holding the hands of two more girls. One of those girls are going to end up with a traumatic brain injury or death under the careful supervision of the babysitters.

[Night lady]

Now I get it --- the performers were from the Salty Dinner Theater group. They are completely terrible, awful, horrendous, and any other adjectives you wish to use. The group's performances are usually satire, comedy, and melodramas. You now -- things like 50 year old men dressing up like Disney princesses. Guess Dumb and Dumber are too ignorant to appreciate sarcasm and wit.

The idiot still having one girl on his shoulders while holding the hands of two more girls. One of those girls are going to end up with a traumatic brain injury or death under the careful supervision of the babysitters.

They obviously don't care about their children. If they did, they wouldn't purposefully do things to endanger them. Such a sad situation all around.

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[spoiled2bits]

My mother in law would have said that 4 gifts given means guests get 4 pieces of cake each btw. Random lol

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[OldCountry]

Now I get it --- the performers were from the Salty Dinner Theater group. They are completely terrible, awful, horrendous, and any other adjectives you wish to use. The group's performances are usually satire, comedy, and melodramas. You now -- things like 50 year old men dressing up like Disney princesses. Guess Dumb and Dumber are too ignorant to appreciate sarcasm and wit.

The idiot still having one girl on his shoulders while holding the hands of two more girls. One of those girls are going to end up with a traumatic brain injury or death under the careful supervision of the babysitters.

I was confused for a minute or two, Who did you mean that They are completely terrible, awful, horrendous and any other adjectives you wish to use. The Greedners or the performers from the Salty Dinner Theater? I think I know what you meant, just want it cleared up.

[utahmom]

Now I get it --- the performers were from the Salty Dinner Theater group. They are completely terrible, awful, horrendous, and any other adjectives you wish to use. The group's performances are usually satire, comedy, and melodramas. You now -- things like 50 year old men dressing up like Disney princesses. Guess Dumb and Dumber are too ignorant to appreciate sarcasm and wit.

The idiot still having one girl on his shoulders while holding the hands of two more girls. One of those girls are going to end up with a traumatic brain injury or death under the careful supervision of the babysitters.

I was confused for a minute or two, Who did you mean that They are completely terrible, awful, horrendous and any other adjectives you wish to use. The Greedners or the performers from the Salty Dinner Theater? I think I know what you meant, just want it cleared up.

That is my own personal critique of the Salty Dinner Theater group. Same as for the 'actors' from the Desert Star or any of the other local performance groups. Everybody and their uncle thinks they are Julie Andrews, Derek Hough, the MoTab singers, and should be ON THE STAGE. Most of them are truly terrible but the audience doesn't know any better. Trashley and Tybags fall into this category. Too stupid to know bad entertainment when it bites them in the ass.

Just my own personal opinion. Your mileage may vary.