BumpsAlongTheWayToTarget Part 8

[mommyluvv]

Missy's new video. "and it's actually where I very first met Bryan"
is it just me or does that not sound right.. not to mention in their "draw my life" video, they said they met each other at a fair.

[mommyluvv]

[mandylouwho]

Missy's new video. "and it's actually where I very first met Bryan"
is it just me or does that not sound right.. not to mention in their "draw my life" video, they said they met each other at a fair.

Haha true. First is just first. There can't be a more first or less first. It's also incorrect when someone says "very best friend." But you hear that more often (where I'm from anyway) so it doesn't sound as awful. But it's the same. "Very" is unnecessary.

I also remembered that from the draw my life video. But I wasn't sure. It actually seemed like the same video just in a "50 facts" form instead of dry erase pictures.

Also, did she seriously not know she had a lisp until YouTube? Her parents should have addressed that when she was young. They were all in denial I guess.

[Sleepybirds]

Today's video title, "PERKY NIPPLES"...
My god. So desperate.

[hannahbanana]

You would think with Bryan's new family now watching them, they would have "cleaner" titles.
I wonder how much they'll change again now that they know his family is watching.

[mommyluvv]

That picture I posted... does the record date mean they remarried in 2011? If so, they completely lied about when they got remarried.. Figures.

[nickole6]

Todays video was terrible! Can you believe Missy, letting Ollie just kind of drop out of her hands bc she wont put the damn camera down! She just laughs about it on camera of course. Uhhh...and then her "theory" of sunscreen causing skin cancer. Is she downright stupid! She is so damn concerned about those chemicals in sunscreen but she eat crap for almost every meal. She is putting wayyy more chemicals in her body with the crap food than applying sunscreen a few times! I wanted to scream when she said that stupid comment. Also, does anyone else get bothered that they complain about Ollie getting into everything so they put up barricades in their room. Are they that stupid to not realize they should get their own house to allow him to be able to move about freely and not be stuck in his parents bedroom all the time. I dont think thats right that they do that to him. Poor kid!

[ButterflyB]

Todays video was terrible! Can you believe Missy, letting Ollie just kind of drop out of her hands bc she wont put the damn camera down! She just laughs about it on camera of course. Uhhh...and then her "theory" of sunscreen causing skin cancer. Is she downright stupid! She is so damn concerned about those chemicals in sunscreen but she eat crap for almost every meal. She is putting wayyy more chemicals in her body with the crap food than applying sunscreen a few times! I wanted to scream when she said that stupid comment. Also, does anyone else get bothered that they complain about Ollie getting into everything so they put up barricades in their room. Are they that stupid to not realize they should get their own house to allow him to be able to move about freely and not be stuck in his parents bedroom all the time. I dont think thats right that they do that to him. Poor kid!

LOL yeah her rant about Ollie getting into everything and then the other rant later saying how much she HAS to have Ollie on a schedule because she needs a 'break'...what will she do when she has another baby? It is unlikely Ollie and baby 2 will be on the same schedule. I will enjoy watching that train wreck!

[Letty88]

Holy crap! Chinese food for punch and chicken gnocci soup for dinner! That is wayyyy to much sodium and calories in one day. What's the point of beyan going to the "gym" if they don't even try to eat healthier or at least cook their own meals. They both don't work, I don't see the reason why they can't cook, they are so lazy. You can even make a healthier version of that soup at home, it takes less than an hr to make it.

[Sleepybirds]

Cooking at home is for poor people. Eating out every meal is what you do when you're swimming in youtube cash.

They no longer have to do the toils of peasantry such as cooking their own food.
Honestly a lot of materialistic people I know are this way. It's a marker of moving above lower working class. And Missy and Bryan are total status hounds. Even though they don't necessarily go out to "fancy" places everyday, they love being able to just pay other people to make their food for them.

[ladybug]

It's NOT a "status symbol" for them. Don't fool yourself. It's because they dont want to get off their lazy asses and DO SOMETHING. I swear, I have never seen 2 adults as lazy as them, it's like an epic level of sloth I didn't know existed.

[staceymj]

It's definitely laziness. And because they're fat slobs who only like to eat junk food. They could easily go out to a restaurant and order grilled fish and steamed vegetables but they don't, they go and get burritos or burgers or wings or chicken gnocchi soup.

[Zue]

Does anyone find it funny/sad how in most of their video thumbnails, they're sitting in their car? Just an observation.

I don't really watch their videos anymore, but looks like Bryan put on some weight! Also Missy's wrinkles, since someone mentioned it... I can't look at her without seeing them.

[Remera]

I was going to mention how similar the 50 facts video was to the draw my life but I was beat to the punch x)
I don't think there was one fact I didn't already know in that entire video.

Please tell me that she didn't really say that sun screen causes skin cancer. Does that mean she's not using it on herself or Oliver?
In Australia it's a pretty big deal, I remember seeing commercials about it from before I started school and we weren't allowed to go into the pool until the teacher had seen you put sunscreen on. Is it the same in America and other places in the world?

I was thinking about the whole Shay thing as well because I was watching SprinkleofGlitter video and Shay had invited her and Zoella to their hotel room and they sang Frozen songs with the girls and I've never really seen them interact except at conventions. It doesn't seem like Shay and the family have trouble inviting other Youtubers over to hang out for a while. Maybe Missy and Bryan are trying too hard or something.

[nickole6]

It's definitely laziness. And because they're fat slobs who only like to eat junk food. They could easily go out to a restaurant and order grilled fish and steamed vegetables but they don't, they go and get burritos or burgers or wings or chicken gnocchi soup.

Agree!!! Its absolutely laziness! They just started using real plates, the used to only use paper plates, thats how lazy they were! I would not be proud if I were them eating all that crap.

[Amelia322]

DID ANY SEE MISSYS STRAIGHTNEE ON AND PLUGGED IN WHILE TAKE OLLIE A BATH. Lol

[Yonkers]

Shay was bound to respond! It is easier to tweet him and hope he lays off. Unfortunately crazy just doesn't stop. He is stuck in the same industry and getting tweeted by Bryan all the time has got to suck! It really makes Bryan look psycho. Shay going through a life changing period and Bryan pounces? Nice job Bryan, get him while he is weak! Also, my eyes might be messed up from looking at low quality but it looks like Bryan's hair line has receded. Whateverz it takes 2 be like Shay. Bryan Lameing….Lemming…

[amberinco]

Just watched today's vlog...hahaha what a trainwreck!

Missy's complaining about having to get gas and won't even get out of the car to get it! She's "teaching" the girls she's with. Really? Really?

Then it cuts to Brian giving Ollie a bath. He's "so tired" because he had to make a meal for his son and himself and give his son a bath! Oh no! Heaven forbid!

[hannahbanana]

Do Bryan and Missy not know anything about parenting? Why are they so surprised at how much Ollie eats, sleeps, poops, crawls around, etc?
Anyone remember when Ollie was a newborn, Missy and Bryan brought these tepees looking things to keep Ollie from peeing on them when they change him? Did they expect to never get peed on?

[calichic29]

Attention everyone Oliver Lanning is the smartest baby ever...he says Auntie, Mommy & Daddy. Oh and he knows the difference between homemade baby food and the store stuff. *eye roll*. Soon he will be reading you just wait lmao.