Gardner Quad Squad A Miracle Freeloading (Part 13)

[lmmomSD]

Oh, one more comment about weird vlogger-obsessed fans: Ellie of Ellie and Jared was trying to get pregnant, had what appears to have been a chemical pregnancy, and a few weeks later, one of the Bachelorette chicks posted a picture of her baby on IG. Someone responded that she was rude, because "Ellie is having a hard time getting pregnant". And then her sister in law got pregnant, and the vlog announcing it (because their whole family vlogs) was full of comments like that.
Sick.

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[Ham Fried Rice]

Poor girls - how can they practice speech and learn how to talk when all they hear is their mom screeching the same two or three phrases at them all day long? Do you loooooove it?

I’d love to know the square foot comparison between the rental and the new house. How funny to gain what is I’m sure a lot of square footage yet lose living space!

If they act fast they can move back in the rental before someone else rents it! Haha! Maybe they will just keep it and take the girls there to run out their energy and store all their toys there.

According to their rental listing, that house was 5,924 sq feet. On yesterday's live feed Byson said that the new house (including the basement) was like 5400-5500 sq feet. So they paid more for a custom house that is smaller and less functional. Freaking geniuses.


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There is no way that rental was almost 6000 sq feet. That has to be a mistake. My dads house, in Southern California is 6000 sq feet and it is considered a mansion. He lives in a neighborhood that is full of celebrities. In fact, they scout his house all the time for use in movies and tv shows as it is a massive, beautiful, multi million dollar home. Their rental was maybe 2500- 3000 at most.

Maybe they count the square footage of the basement since it could be considered living space? But I agree, no way it was 5000-6000 sq feet.


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[Aussiegal2017]

There were quite a few rooms we didn’t see in the rental.


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[DoodleBop]

Maybe the celery was still there from when, who was it Grandma, came over to make soup and the girls helped by sitting right nearly on the hot stove.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Or maybe they could tear down a wall between the living room and Assface's office for a larger living room. Then use that front room for a playroom. Or vice versa, something to that effect. But I bet there's a load bearing wall so they can't do that. Either way, something needs to be done there. They don't need 2 living rooms. That was just stupid

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That’s how the floor plan was originally. They decided to add the wall.


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Yes I was going to say that also. Al three of those rooms opened into each other. The original floor plan was large and open. The house really would have been stunning that way. At least downstairs while clean. If anything, they should have made the formal living room the office up in the front of the house and then left the office open into the living room. The girls have access to the piano in the small living room now anyway, so what difference does it make if it's tucked into a corner of a large open living room? Doing it that way, she still gets her fancy office and they don't have to pack themselves into the tiny main living room like a can of sardines. Plus it gives the girls more of a dedicated corner area to play, whereas they have nowhere to play now.

[Laughter6789]

Even with the basement, it can't possibly be that big. My dads 6000 sq foot home has 7 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, a gym, a huge playroom, maids quarters, 2 massive living rooms, a huge gourmet kitchen and then some. I just don't see how that regular family home could even be as big as my dads massive home. It's just not possible. Google "6000 square foot homes" and you'll see what houses of that size actually look like.

[lovethispage]

What kind of look is this? Not a goatee. Honestly I can’t say much because this pic is on my camera roll and I have to go delete it because I’m getting hives thinking about it...

Also it’s super cool he was teaching one of the girls how to change gears in the car. Especially since we know they leave the girls in the car. (Sarcasm)



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It looks like a handlebar mustache with a huge patch of nasty thick pubic hair on the bottom.

[lovethispage]

I did find the hide and seek cute. Finally something different for the girls to do.
I gotta admit, I was so sad seeing the deceased bunny. Tyler should've filmed that differently. Or edit it to where that bunny wasn't shown or something.
The rescue of the other bunny was great though. I'm glad they rescued him. I just hope it wasn't someone's pet. Probably not, but it did cross my mind
Ok, so what is up with Tyler's beard? It looks like a prison pussy. If you don't know what that means, just think about it.
I just woke up so I'll probably have more to snark on later, LOL. Have a good day SISsies

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Night lady I hadn’t read your comment before replying. We can’t be the only ones thinking pubic region. I was actually thinking more along the lines of Borat’s pubic mess.

I’ll change my description to handle bar mustache with a prison pussy on his chin.

[lovethispage]

It was in the window well in the basement of the rental
. White fluffy bunny and they let it go with some wild hares on the golf course
The other bunny was dead down there for who knows how long


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Not any wild rabbits where I live but aren’t wild rabbits usually brown? Ones that I’ve seen outside of my area/state have always been brown. Feel free to educate me. I can take it.

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

My first time posting but I’m confused about the bunny thing. I’ve never seen them serve any fresh vegetables but they have celery for the bunny?

Good point!! And they were at the old rental where they cleaned out all the food. Where DID the celery come from?? Hmmm, enquiring minds want to know.

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I thought that was super weird too. Maybe By$on's "diet" has him walking around with celery sticks to gnaw on with his chiclet teeth.

Oh, and what the actual fuck is going on with his beard? No words.

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If he didn't already look like a child molester porn star wannabe before, then he definitely does now! Who shaves a goatee but doesn't actually shave the beard hair off? It may look like that when you're trying to grow it all back in, but he literally just shaved it off the day he filmed that.

[lovethispage]

My first time posting but I’m confused about the bunny thing. I’ve never seen them serve any fresh vegetables but they have celery for the bunny?

Good point!! And they were at the old rental where they cleaned out all the food. Where DID the celery come from?? Hmmm, enquiring minds want to know.

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Did ASS have celery in her “homemade” soup, which I’m sure was packaged chicken broth (I didn’t see her boiling a chicken for stock but I could be wrong) it looked like frozen peas/carrots (could be wrong too) but why would celery be at the rental unless they saw the bunny and went back to the new house to get celery. Hence staged bunny rescue. I didn’t watch vlog do my comment my be worthless.

[lovethispage]

Somebody commented about the door handles on YT. They make a left and a right but the builder put one on upside down. I wonder if they noticed before!

That’s freakin hilarious. They should have caught that on their walk through. That’s what a walk through is for. But dumb and dumber are too stupid too notice. Freakin hilarious.

[pollycracker]

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[Sunny_01+]

Oh, and what the actual fuck is going on with his beard? No words.

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If he didn't already look like a child molester porn star wannabe before, then he definitely does now! Who shaves a goatee but doesn't actually shave the beard hair off? It may look like that when you're trying to grow it all back in, but he literally just shaved it off the day he filmed that.[/quote]

Yeah the beard looks horrible. It looks like he’s going for that style some baseball players have.... he needs to get a short haircut and just shave the whole beard off

[Velociraptor]

After Mindy mounted Creepy Waddles, that was my last straw with that bunch.....then hearing how she and the Greedners disrupted dance class......yep, right decision for me. Apologies to all who are "fans" of the Mr. Mountables....I find them just as egotistical and obnoxious as the Greedy Bunch. sorry/notsorry

Oh I agree. Mr. Mountable is so irritating. When they brought the soup to him, his reaction was just over the top. UGH!!! Two peas in a pos

[lovethispage]

Maybe I should've made it a celery stick.

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Polly, take the bun, ketchup and mustard off. That’s what we REALLY want to see or not see...no that’s how we want to see it definitely.

[lovethispage]

Watch less then one minute of vlog.

First, should a kid ever be on an adult lap even if only backing up?

Second, he said I gotta make sure I don’t hit the rear view mirror. DumbASS you wouldn’t hit the rear view mirror that is the mirror that’s inside the vehicle. You mean the side mirror you DUMBSHIT.

So let’s say he did accidentally hit the side mirror with the kid in his lap. Wouldn’t his first instinct be to brake very fast and the kid goes flying?

I never did that with my kids. Maybe hubbie did but I don’t remember.

What do you all think? Should he have his child on his lap even if he’s only in the driveway?

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Yeah the beard looks horrible. It looks like he’s going for that style some baseball players have.... he needs to get a short haircut and just shave the whole beard off

To be honest, I actually think he'd look better and a lot more human if he would just shave that beard/goatee off completely and got a nice, more professional and stylish looking, shorter haircut. Aside from making him look younger, less creepy and less child molester-esque, it would probably make him look thinner too. Since he reads here, maybe he'll give it a shot just one time. After all, it's only hair. It would grow back pretty fast if he really hates it. I'm curious to see him try that. He'd probably find he has a whole lot more "lovelies" that way too HAHAHAHA. I really don't understand how or why Ashley likes his beard. It's disgusting, even when it's first cut once every 3-4 months. And the extra long hairs that grow in tiny patches and stick out in random places on the sides or bottom make me want to vomit. I'm very severely germaphobic to the point that it's disabling at times and long, unkempt facial hair is very triggering for me. LOL

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Watch less then one minute of vlog.

First, should a kid ever be on an adult lap even if only backing up?

Second, he said I gotta make sure I don’t hit the rear view mirror. DumbASS you wouldn’t hit the rear view mirror that is the mirror that’s inside the vehicle. You mean the side mirror you DUMBSHIT.

So let’s say he did accidentally hit the side mirror with the kid in his lap. Wouldn’t his first instinct be to brake very fast and the kid goes flying?

I never did that with my kids. Maybe hubbie did but I don’t remember.

What do you all think? Should he have his child on his lap even if he’s only in the driveway?

I still don't understand WHY they needed to move the car to get the toys out anyway. They have a three car garage (that could actually fit four cars since the third car is two cars deep) and THREE garage doors. Why couldn't they just open the doors and go around the car? I don't believe they have enough crap to clutter that garage. Yet anyway. I think that was just another stupid parenting decision that he felt he needed to give an excuse to show. That's kind of how you know they are lying about certain events they show (like viral video attempts)... They try to make up excuses as to why it's not a fake situation and the lies are completely impractical and make them sound even more neglectful than they would have if they just told the truth from the beginning.

[Snarky33]

I say absolutely no to the kids in your lap. Kids need consistent messages—if you make something ok one time, but no another it sends mixed messages. A car is not a toy. Why would he teach his almost 3 year old how to put the car in gear. Then maybe they will do it when they are alone in the car because you have told them it’s ok. It’s very dangerous and they do many things that put their kids in potentially dangerous situations.

The same inconsistent message applies when going to a place like Target. Is it ok just let your kids grab whatever they want off the shelves???? There seems to be little guidance from these two. They are raising kids that no one else will want around because they have no boundaries for their children. They just laugh at what most parents would consider unacceptable behaviors. It is disrespectful to just let your kids run wild wherever they are and grab and pull everything apart. Just because there are 4 of them doesn’t give them a free pass not to teach their kids proper behavior, or manners, or safety. They are teaching their kids to be just them themselves….entitled, self-absorbed brats.