Gardner Quad Squad: Part 19

[Snarkee00]

Okay the last 7ish minutes of the live feed is amazing snark material! Someone asks Bison if he will ever go back to a 9 to 5 job and he could not say NO fast enough and he said no about 6 times with a nervous laugh. He seriously believes that YT and LipShit will last the rest of their lives. And then he seriously sounds like a dying seal a few sentences after that by saying “R girls R R lives blah blah blah” I was dyingggg

[OldCountry]

Just saw the post on Bison's IG, what is up with the mini 'O' face again?, picture of Evie on his shoulders.. Many comments about how dangerous it is.

This one got my attention: "A transplant surgeon once told me that he called children who are carried on their parents shoulders "donors", because when they fall, the head injuries are such that the kids become organ donors."

That has always bothered me that he relies on the girls to hang on to his ratty hair for security not to fall. They never look comfortable up there and how sad is that they knew to be afraid...It's usually the littles but now Evie got the chance to feel 'special'. Not sure the order of events, but did Tyler have to go to have a massage after this outing? How's that gym work out working for ya?

[Beauregard1]

Not only are they hanging onto his hair, but it is greasy hair. Didn't he already almost amputate Scarlett's finger when he slammed the bathroom door on it? He doesn't think. I think TLC are distancing themselves. They would rather stick with the Busbys. More "regular" people are interested in them. In today's blog before his massage (well deserved, I'm sure) he was in the car with no seatbelt. I think both of them are intellectually stunted. It's the only sensible explanation. They constantly act like petulant teenagers. Telling them to grow up doesn't work. I think they themselves are very delayed, and someone needs to step in and help them and their daughters, not the house cleaner turned nanny.

[Donits]

The name Indi was so common here in nz about 5 or 6 years ago.
These days every school class of 5 and 6 year olds have at least one "Indi"
So they are not trend setters by any means!

[Trail3rTrashGard3rs]

So the ff still can't pedal the trikes.WTF is wrong there?They didn't know there colours or how to make a face or find their bellybuttons.But good job so smart.They didn't know how to hold onto a pencil properly.But good job so smart.Bahahahaha.How in the f#ck is any of that being smart? Do d&d know what smart means?I would be embarassed to even film that shit & put it in a blog.For F#ck Sake they are 3 they should know a hell of a lot more than they do.Great job d&d so smart.Bahahaha The ff are playing in dirt & ice outside one of them tips the dirt out.Good job yr so smart.F#ck off you dimwitted knob.Hahahahah Nice cartwheel fatgutz NOT.Now we understand why the ff are still not potty trained we saw the XXXXXXXLarge pullup you where wearing when you failed at the fatblob cartwheel.Eeeewwww f#cking gross.Your huge gunt hanging out for all to vomit over.Like I've said you are just a DUMB KNOBHEAD.Every chance you get you prove that you do not have any brain cells.Unfortunately for the ff they are the same simply dumb.They can't do the easiest of things.You look at Evil Ebie whenever she is spoken to she just looks at you with a blank dumb stare she can't even talk properly for her age, she stutters & grunts there is definitely something wrong with her mentally.The other 3 are no better they are all developmentally challenged.Great job d&d great job.Ohh & did everyone notice that Evil Ebie had a pullup on at IKEA? Didn't Trashbag just get through trying to convince us that the ff were 99.9% potty trained through the day? Why are d&d continuously telling us that the ff are potty trained? F#ck its taken long enough & yet they are still not potty trained.Good job d&d.Pair of dumbfuck knobheads.Ohhh & it was Evil Ebies turn again for some one on one.I wonder if the others will get a turn? And I bet poor Esme will be last or if at all she is the one that d&d pick on the most & leave out.Nice playroom you have there for yr MIRICALES.As if you would show that to anyone its embarassing.#STILLALOSER#ONCEALOSERALWAYSALOSER#DONTPICKUPTHESOAPLOSER#GOINGTOENDUPSOMEONESBITCHLOSER#

[Howlin17]

Not only are they hanging onto his hair, but it is greasy hair. Didn't he already almost amputate Scarlett's finger when he slammed the bathroom door on it? He doesn't think. I think TLC are distancing themselves. They would rather stick with the Busbys. More "regular" people are interested in them. In today's blog before his massage (well deserved, I'm sure) he was in the car with no seatbelt. I think both of them are intellectually stunted. It's the only sensible explanation. They constantly act like petulant teenagers. Telling them to grow up doesn't work. I think they themselves are very delayed, and someone needs to step in and help them and their daughters, not the house cleaner turned nanny.

I think the Grain incident is when I knew, for sure, that Screech and Porky were mentally challenged. Thousand pages of advice on how to prevent amputated fingers......ignored completely. Just like climbing on the table, in highchairs, etc. They create these "incidents", beg for advice, ignore it and sit back and watch the replies pile up $$$

They threw "treats" on the floor FGS! Refused to slice grapes, tie up the cord to blinds, stand on the window sill of the second floor and bang on the glass....incompetent, self absorbed fools.

[eskayem]

Before 3 years ago, did he constantly talk to her like he talks to their offspring? Do you love it? Why are you so beautiful? Goo d j9b? I can't imagine spending 11 years with that.

[BumblebeeBubbles]

Just saw the post on Bison's IG, what is up with the mini 'O' face again?, picture of Evie on his shoulders.. Many comments about how dangerous it is.

This one got my attention: "A transplant surgeon once told me that he called children who are carried on their parents shoulders "donors", because when they fall, the head injuries are such that the kids become organ donors."

That has always bothered me that he relies on the girls to hang on to his ratty hair for security not to fall. They never look comfortable up there and how sad is that they knew to be afraid...It's usually the littles but now Evie got the chance to feel 'special'. Not sure the order of events, but did Tyler have to go to have a massage after this outing? How's that gym work out working for ya?

I have always thought that Bison didn’t hold the girls on his shoulders for one of two reasons:

1. If you have ever been overweight, holding your arms above your head for an extended period of time is very painful. I mean picture him trying to lift weights.

2. You have to have one free hand for soda. Another one for the camera. That leaves no hands for the girls. Priorities, people!


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[BumblebeeBubbles]

Okay the last 7ish minutes of the live feed is amazing snark material! Someone asks Bison if he will ever go back to a 9 to 5 job and he could not say NO fast enough and he said no about 6 times with a nervous laugh. He seriously believes that YT and LipShit will last the rest of their lives. And then he seriously sounds like a dying seal a few sentences after that by saying “R girls R R lives blah blah blah” I was dyingggg

I don’t know what he thinks he’s going to do in 2-3 years. But more importantly, who is going to hire him? He was almost worth nothing when he was right out of school and in the workforce. Any woman who has tried returning to the workforce after being home with children knows how hard it is. Technology changes every day. No way is he walking into any job where he’s making real money. Let alone that a potential employer would just need to google his name and watch a few live feeds.

Hope that lipshit lasts for awhile!


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[BumblebeeBubbles]

They also ran into someone in a restaurant a couple of months ago who had a baby in a carriage, and said her name is Indie.

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The heavies actually have pretty names in my opinion and D$D don't go overboard bragging about choosing those names. Esme is kind of blah, but they don't really act like it's the most special name that ever was. But, My Hell, they (and the KADs) seem to think the name "Indie" is God's most chosen name. They say it over and over. Get a grip, Greedners, it's just a freakin' run of the mill name! It's really not that special. So you took the first letter off of Cindie, Mindie, Bindie, etc. Get over it.

Esme is apparently popular in France or somewhere. I never heard of that name or the name Indie before the Gardners, and I don't like either of them. I love the name Scarlett and Evangeline.

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They swear she’s not named after her, but isn’t Esme one of the characters in the Twilight series? Everyone is going to assume she’s named after the character. That’s when it because more and more popular here.


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[GA Peach70]

Okay the last 7ish minutes of the live feed is amazing snark material! Someone asks Bison if he will ever go back to a 9 to 5 job and he could not say NO fast enough and he said no about 6 times with a nervous laugh. He seriously believes that YT and LipShit will last the rest of their lives. And then he seriously sounds like a dying seal a few sentences after that by saying “R girls R R lives blah blah blah” I was dyingggg

This lazy piece of fuck has no ambition whatsoever. He’s in his late 30’s and has no desire to go back to work? What kind of man are you, you lazy, fat piece of shit? The only reason they are where they are at now is because he jacked himself off into a cup and science did the rest. Not because Asswipe or Waddles work for anything that they have. Nope, it’s always been with the help from others that they have anything. From crowdfunding their IVF, to YT to KAD to Lipshit. All off the backs of others. Both of them are pathetic losers.

I saw on IG Waddles in his usual selfie with his disgusting tongue sticking out like he is ready to lick some dick and he had real nice pimples on his fat ugly face with even more disgusting greasy hair. Asswipe did a close up showing her eyeshadow and her face was broke out as well and her hair looked greasy too. Do these two ever bathe? Eww!

[CherryBaby]

Okay the last 7ish minutes of the live feed is amazing snark material! Someone asks Bison if he will ever go back to a 9 to 5 job and he could not say NO fast enough and he said no about 6 times with a nervous laugh. He seriously believes that YT and LipShit will last the rest of their lives. And then he seriously sounds like a dying seal a few sentences after that by saying “R girls R R lives blah blah blah” I was dyingggg

I don’t know what he thinks he’s going to do in 2-3 years. But more importantly, who is going to hire him? He was almost worth nothing when he was right out of school and in the workforce. Any woman who has tried returning to the workforce after being home with children knows how hard it is. Technology changes every day. No way is he walking into any job where he’s making real money. Let alone that a potential employer would just need to google his name and watch a few live feeds.

Hope that lipshit lasts for awhile!


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Yeah, he'd better hope Lipshit doesn't tank next month when the patent expires. His Chinese blanket business, "A Miracle Unfolding," obviously isn't going so well these days if you look at the lack of comments on Instagram. Maybe it needs a new, fresh name. I have a great idea for a new moniker for your fake business, Bison: "Waddles' Swaddles." You're welcome.

[GA Peach70]

Okay the last 7ish minutes of the live feed is amazing snark material! Someone asks Bison if he will ever go back to a 9 to 5 job and he could not say NO fast enough and he said no about 6 times with a nervous laugh. He seriously believes that YT and LipShit will last the rest of their lives. And then he seriously sounds like a dying seal a few sentences after that by saying “R girls R R lives blah blah blah” I was dyingggg

I don’t know what he thinks he’s going to do in 2-3 years. But more importantly, who is going to hire him? He was almost worth nothing when he was right out of school and in the workforce. Any woman who has tried returning to the workforce after being home with children knows how hard it is. Technology changes every day. No way is he walking into any job where he’s making real money. Let alone that a potential employer would just need to google his name and watch a few live feeds.

Hope that lipshit lasts for awhile!


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Yeah, he'd better hope Lipshit doesn't tank next month when the patent expires. His Chinese blanket business, "A Miracle Unfolding," obviously isn't going so well these days if you look at the lack of comments on Instagram. Maybe it needs a new, fresh name. I have a great idea for a new moniker for your fake business, Bison: "Waddles' Swaddles." You're welcome.

Waddles Swaddles
Or Blimpies Blankets or Buttbacks Blankets. The list could go on and on.

[Stellaboo]

Hey Ladies!
I've missed your witty discussion, but I just don't have it in me any longer to care about what the Greedners are doing.
By reading your comments I can see that nothing has changed with this train wreck of a family - except perhaps that they have gotten even lazier by hiring a "nanny". How ridiculous is it that two STAY AT HOME parents need to hire someone to help manage their children? What incredibly incompetent dumbfucks they are!

And please don't try and tell me you have an actual job Bison. Because you don't!
Life is going to suck big time when your false empire collapses and you are faced with the reality of providing for your family.
No one is going to want to hire either one of you and all of your Sodalicious and scented candle funds will dry up.
At which point you will resort to begging KADs for money and whining about how unfair life is.


I'm so sad for those poor girls, who are the real victims in all of this.
I can only hope that the new "nanny" will make some difference in their lives. But I doubt it.

As someone else said, I'm only checking in here randomly because I want to be around when the shit hits the fan for these losers.
Karma is going to bite you in the ass at some point Greedners! Hard!

P.S. - Why the passive-aggressive bitch act Eleanor? That was rude and uncalled for. It could have been simple to just let us know the procedure like Kryptonite did. We're intelligent people here who are capable of rational discussion. Or does it make you feel special to be a condescending ass?

[Guest]

IG; Why are the feral tatertots sitting on the table dressed in red satin stripper dresses and watching the waddling perv unbox things?

[Krouton]

IG; Why are the feral tatertots sitting on the table dressed in red satin stripper dresses and watching the waddling perv unbox things?

It must be..... not picture day, but photo shoot day.

[SnarkyJ]

IG; Why are the feral tatertots sitting on the table dressed in red satin stripper dresses and watching the waddling perv unbox things?

Those are Eleana if Avalor dresses. She’s a character on Disney channel. The problem is the dresses don’t fit the girls right so they look bad on them.

Why the fuck are they getting a new couch? Didn’t they just get that fancy, not practical with kids couch, when they moved into the last rental??? Plus Tyson had an Instagram story on his account of Ashley having a shopping problem showing three LuluLemon tags. That shit is expensive. Maybe this will show the KADs they’re far from struggling.

[Guest]

IG; Why are the feral tatertots sitting on the table dressed in red satin stripper dresses and watching the waddling perv unbox things?

Those are Eleana if Avalor dresses. She’s a character on Disney channel. The problem is the dresses don’t fit the girls right so they look bad on them.

Why the fuck are they getting a new couch? Didn’t they just get that fancy, not practical with kids couch, when they moved into the last rental??? Plus Tyson had an Instagram story on his account of Ashley having a shopping problem showing three LuluLemon tags. That shit is expensive. Maybe this will show the KADs they’re far from struggling.

They look like what the "painted ladies" wore in the old west; or can can dresses.
Someone, somewhere, said there are new desks (hahahaha) and sofas and toddler beds and the entire house would be decorated.
There is a post on IG of tshirts laid out which a KAD sent; I wonder how much the KAD paid for that photo and mention?

[SnarkyJ]

WARNING: do not watch the latest Instagram stories during or immediately following a meal. There is one of Tyson laying on the couch with one of the girls. It’s a boomerang of him giving is “sexy” eyes BARF and making a kissy face. NOBODY wants to or needs to see this. Save yourselves.

[Beauregard1]

In the second IG story you can see right down the kid's dress exposing her breast while he is doing his Pervy kissing face. There is something really wrong with him.