Steps to faking followers and fertility issues | Part #6

[ewokfan11]

I have a feeling with Kelsey's pregnancy they won't get anything done in the backyard at all. She seems to act like she can't do anything while pregnant.

Corbin is a useless human, so they definitely won't get any house projects done—unless his parents do them and PAY for them. (anyone else notice HER parents are really never around anymore?)

I'll be shocked if they even get a dishwasher before #CashBabyBoy is born. What they really need is a different house!

[jmoysa]

Wow... these two are the absolute worst! How can I get back those 12 minutes? They’re so boring that this early in the pregnancy they’re talking about names. So are they going to repeat all these again when she’s farther along?

This baby really is a cash cow. It’s so obvious, because this is the only content that they can come up with. They can only keep this up for a little bit longer and people will stop watching.

Someone here said that the yard probably won’t get done because he’s so lazy. The front yard even looks like it could use some work.

They really do fancy themselves as hipsters with their “hippy” names. Corbin is so obvious that he has a boy preference it’s sort of sad. Not sure why they even did this if they’re not going to talk about their favorites. Just for content, I fortgot!


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[Steps_to_STFU]

They're names are so fucking stupid. Elowyn.. but she doesn't know how to spell it and it sounds like LOTR wow really like Oh You mean Eowyn . I fucking called River and Willow.

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My bet is Corby’s question mark baby is Angel the only name I can think of that fits both girl and boy like Kels said and is also a common Spanish name! Why is Corby writing with his middle finger like a toddler lol!

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......or Alex possibly!

[ewokfan11]

Hint: If you can't spell the damn name, don't even think of using it! Elowyn? Cyprus/Cypress? Forsythia? Cascade (like the detergent)? Orion? This poor kid is screwed.

The rest of the names they picked are not creative, but actually EXTREMELY trendy. River, Quinn (I know at least 4 little girls named Quinn), Charlie (a nickname for Charlotte), Willow, Aspen, Bohdi are all really popular names right now.

Jack and William were just joke names. Those names are way too traditional for these "special" hipsters.

As for Corbin's secret name, did he say is was a Hispanic name? I didn't catch that. It's beyond obvious they really believe this baby is a boy—especially Corby.

My totally rando guesses for Baby Boy Scott's secret name:
-Forest
-Leaf
-Sequoia
-Casey
-Blaine
-Indigo
-Aidan
-Astor
-Brogan
-Madras
-Reed

(there's another oregon-related baby name I'm not listing here because i'm using it in the future and don't want these assholes to swipe it)

If it is a girl and she is born in October, they should go with Opal. It's a cute "retro" name and the birthstone for that month. And...best of all...easy to spell!

[aral12]

Hint: If you can't spell the damn name, don't even think of using it! Elowyn? Cyprus/Cypress? Forsythia? Cascade (like the detergent)? Orion? This poor kid is screwed.

The rest of the names they picked are not creative, but actually EXTREMELY trendy. River, Quinn (I know at least 4 little girls named Quinn), Charlie (a nickname for Charlotte), Willow, Aspen, Bohdi are all really popular names right now.

Jack and William were just joke names. Those names are way too traditional for these "special" hipsters.

As for Corbin's secret name, did he say is was a Hispanic name? I didn't catch that. It's beyond obvious they really believe this baby is a boy—especially Corby.

My totally rando guesses for Baby Boy Scott's secret name:
-Forest
-Leaf
-Sequoia
-Casey
-Blaine
-Indigo
-Aidan
-Astor
-Brogan
-Madras
-Reed

(there's another oregon-related baby name I'm not listing here because i'm using it in the future and don't want these assholes to swipe it)

If it is a girl and she is born in October, they should go with Opal. It's a cute "retro" name and the birthstone for that month. And...best of all...easy to spell!

My guess is Sage! A name I actually like.

I think their choices were pretty horrendous personally I think Aspen is cute, Cascade is HORRENDOUS. Imagine having to introduce yourself with that name!


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[avabrooke1226]

Forsythia.. yikes! I’m so glad Kelsey recognized that Cascade would be ridiculous. There’s a girl in my daughters class named Magnolia, totally thought of these two when I heard the name. Corbin is such a loser with the question marks, I’m sure the name you like is so special it must be kept a secret.. aka he wants to drag this out like everything else for views.

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Banyan is my guess

I know 3 Orion's -2 girls 1 boy

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[PirateWench8]

Cascade, Cypress and Forsythia! No, No and OMG just put a sign on your child that says beat me up! I happen to like the name Charlee. Don't mind me though I'm particularly partial to that name because it was my maternal grandfather's name and my youngest son's middle name is Charles. It was the perfect choice for him, because he looks strikingly like my late grandfather and is every bit as sweet and kind as my grandfather was.

[storeynyx]

They're names are so fucking stupid. Elowyn.. but she doesn't know how to spell it and it sounds like LOTR wow really like Oh You mean Eowyn . I fucking called River and Willow.

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I haven’t watched the video yet, but just wanted to point out that Elowen is a legitimate name. It’s Cornish - means Elm Tree, I think.


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I hear Magic the Gathering names all the time.

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[ewokfan11]

So they already quit doing the Monday bumpdates? LOL! These two are so lazy. Lately all of their videos could have been pre-recorded in one afternoon. They don't even seem to care about content anymore—it's just clickbait titles and crappy videos. Do they just laze around watching TV all day these days?

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I may be getting this wrong but I get an uneasy feel that June is scared of these filters he keeps putting on her face! She seems to enjoy them at certain points after prompted to act out the animal but I sense she is frightened at how her face will morph! This can cause dysmorphia if he is not careful she is very young to understand reality!

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Ok just wanted to add just saw his insta comment section! There is literally one comment only and it’s someone asking if there will be a video today! Lol it’s a gone to the dogs!

[ewokfan11]

I guess no bumpdate today because Kelsey's not feeling well. Jeeeez. They might as well give up on those boring videos. Nothing new happens and she's obviously not serious about doing them.

FFS, most women her age and her stage of pregnancy are still going to work daily! (I have two pregnant friends, one having her second child as well, and they both manage to show up to work every day. One is even an on-air news anchor/reporter, which is definitely more stressful than being a YouTuber!!!)

But Kelsey can't even be bothered to film a 5-minute update from her bedroom in her shabby outfits when she has ZERO other obligations?! What would Kelsey do if she had a normal job? Just quit??

Also, they could easily film them several days in advance and we ALL know Corbin does most of the work. Kelsey just sits there and rambles.

The laziness is getting extreme.

[jmoysa]

Another clickbait... the midwife has the results, they didn’t even go pick the results up. They’re trying to decide how to do a reveal of course. They wanted to do all this stuff so early, so now they’re stuck with trying to drag all of it out.

Guess June is giving them a run for their money. She’s still nursing, they’re trying to potty train her and now a new sibling. Good luck with all that!

He said that they have some type of media company that they do photo shoots for. What??? I don’t think with one of them is that talented and can’t imagine a real estate company hiring him.


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[TellAll]

I may be getting this wrong but I get an uneasy feel that June is scared of these filters he keeps putting on her face! She seems to enjoy them at certain points after prompted to act out the animal but I sense she is frightened at how her face will morph! This can cause dysmorphia if he is not careful she is very young to understand reality!

This is probably the most bizarre/stupid comment I’ve ever seen on here


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[ewokfan11]

Guess June is giving them a run for their money. She’s still nursing, they’re trying to potty train her and now a new sibling. Good luck with all that!

He said that they have some type of media company that they do photo shoots for. What??? I don’t think with one of them is that talented and can’t imagine a real estate company hiring him.

June was annoying me just watching that video. She's a toddler, so what did they expect? That's one of the reasons I thought they should wait a few more years for #2. They get so stressed out by the littlest things and now they are adding a newborn to the mix.

So they do have a "business"?! Well, I'm sure they just get smaller projects and probably get work from family and friends. Being a freelance photographer can be really tough business, but I'm sure they have some connections considering they are from the area. Does Corbin still have a drone? Realtors often hire photogs to get listing photos and drone property photos are really popular.

It's obvious they need the income, so at least Corbin is trying something different.

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I may be getting this wrong but I get an uneasy feel that June is scared of these filters he keeps putting on her face! She seems to enjoy them at certain points after prompted to act out the animal but I sense she is frightened at how her face will morph! This can cause dysmorphia if he is not careful she is very young to understand reality!

This is probably the most bizarre/stupid comment I’ve ever seen on here


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Stupid is as stupid does I guess,go read up on dysmorphia! You are ofcourse entitled to your opinion though the delivery was of course the most bizarre/stupid never mind rude I have seen on here!