The Lindquists

[TeachIT]

Hahaha, where can we pre-order her novel?

I’m sure the book ininofitself is a work of art.


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[TeachIT]

I mentioned that her community doesn’t go both ways, she doesn’t talk to her viewers about their lives. 6 hours later she posts a IG pic and asks people about their weekend and replies to their comments. Elle you so funny and predictable, girl. Get off here and go make some real content.


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[Margie]

Hahaha, where can we pre-order her novel?

I’m sure the book ininofitself is a work of art.


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I am DEAD!! You’re my kind of people

Also, while Elle is off of here attempting to make real content, maybe she could try and make a real friend as well. Or nurture her friendship with poor Veronica. Veronica is a saint! I would have dropped Elle years ago!!
Has anyone noticed that she ONLY calls Veronica with medical questions or concerns? Obviously because Veronica’s hubby is an assistant to an MD. Elle, quit using people. You’re being as abusive as your mother by doing this. You might not think so, but you aware.

[Nacholife]

So it’s nice and all that Elle seems to be promoting a self care place that’s not actually an ad, but she admitted that she hasn’t even gone yet herself. Call me crazy but maybe you should actually attend a class or at least try out the sauna first before you start recommending a location. Just because it looks Instagram worthy doesn’t necessarily mean you should automatically promote it. It would have been better if she shared her experiences from actually going to the place for services and not just walking in, being suckered into a membership and then snapping some photos.

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[Margie]

Yea, but this one fits her aesthetic!

[Margie]

Ok, double post, but did you guys see stories?

So first, I guess she’s still friends with melissa and Alex, but they are having a mini baby shower? That’s cool, the real question is, where is Veronica?! She’s only good enough to call and cry to? Not to join you and your *BfF’s* for dinner and a mini shower?

Elle, you’re a real bitch. I hope she shows up later on in stories at the actual “shower” portion of this event, if not, that’s all the proof I need. Not that we really need anymore!

[Nacholife]

Elle’s non YouTube friends probably don’t want to run to downtown Toronto during a week night just to post a pic that they were at Piano Piano. SO TRENDY.

Going back to the meditation place, why would Elle spend $400 to go to a “room” all the way down town to meditate. The stress alone of driving downtown TO isn’t worth it. (Hello Elle, you say you have anxiety issues?!!!) Not to mention the NEW BABY!!! Like seriously, how much free time does she currently have / will have that it’s worth paying that much money for a year membership ??? How about taking a walk in the woods or a park, it’s FREE.


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[TeachIT]

Elle’s non YouTube friends probably don’t want to run to downtown Toronto during a week night just to post a pic that they were at Piano Piano. SO TRENDY.

Going back to the meditation place, why would Elle spend $400 to go to a “room” all the way down town to meditate. The stress alone of driving downtown TO isn’t worth it. (Hello Elle, you say you have anxiety issues?!!!) Not to mention the NEW BABY!!! Like seriously, how much free time does she currently have / will have that it’s worth paying that much money for a year membership ??? How about taking a walk in the woods or a park, it’s FREE.


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Free BUT where’s the glamour? The trend? The aesthetic?

Don’t you know that self care is only REAL if it’s trendy and expensive?!


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[Seriouslysweetie]

Elle’s non YouTube friends probably don’t want to run to downtown Toronto during a week night just to post a pic that they were at Piano Piano. SO TRENDY.

Going back to the meditation place, why would Elle spend $400 to go to a “room” all the way down town to meditate. The stress alone of driving downtown TO isn’t worth it. (Hello Elle, you say you have anxiety issues?!!!) Not to mention the NEW BABY!!! Like seriously, how much free time does she currently have / will have that it’s worth paying that much money for a year membership ??? How about taking a walk in the woods or a park, it’s FREE.


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Driving to 40 mins at least one way in crazy traffic to self care regularly sounds ridiculous to me. Not to mention spending a whole year membership for it! I used to live close to the subway line east of downtown and I hated every minute of traffic. It really gave me so much anxiety that I can only drive outside the city. Well I fixed that and moved out in the country. Maybe Elle's anxiety is only triggered by how she gets percieved instead of typical triggers like crowds and traffic, lol.

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[okaythatlldo]

That meditation membership is the whitest white girl shit I’ve ever heard of.


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[Nacholife]

That meditation membership is the whitest white girl shit I’ve ever heard of.


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Hahaha so true!

She clearly couldn’t find a sponsor deal for National Mental Health Awareness month so she picked some trendy spot she read about on BlogTo. “Yes this seems totally relatable to my audience and I’m going to really make an effort to drive all the way downtown to meditate whenever I can”. Like who doesn’t have $400 to blow?!!! Plus the parking costs down there...

Is she trying to jump back on the “I’m a hip, cool mom pushing 40” bandwagon ? Because I think she’s still missing the mark on that one if she is.




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[BeepBoop28]

That meditation membership is the whitest white girl shit I’ve ever heard of.


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Hahaha so true!

She clearly couldn’t find a sponsor deal for National Mental Health Awareness month so she picked some trendy spot she read about on BlogTo. “Yes this seems totally relatable to my audience and I’m going to really make an effort to drive all the way downtown to meditate whenever I can”. Like who doesn’t have $400 to blow?!!! Plus the parking costs down there...

Is she trying to jump back on the “I’m a hip, cool mom pushing 40” bandwagon ? Because I think she’s still missing the mark on that one if she is.




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But then claim that a typical downtown $20 cash parking lot was ‘ripping her off’ when they didn’t give a receipt (clearly she was going to try to claim it as a business expense). She lived in Toronto and frequents Toronto, she should know how those pay parking lots work. They’re always cash and never receipts.

[okaythatlldo]

LOL baby flipped head down. Now we can resume with our regular prize pig programming.


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[TeachIT]

Recap: “MIRACLE HAPPENS! Baby goes head down!”

Elle at midwives, the receptionist’s sister watches the channel and smug Elle now thinks she’s super famous.

Baby is head down. PRAYERS WORKED. This was determined without an ultrasound, but for now Elle wants to ignore medical journals and pretend like her midwife’s guess is correct.

Discusses the plan IF baby isn’t head down but you can tell Elle is completely disengaged and has already decided that BABY GIRL is going to be born during NATURAL ORGANIC VAGINAL BIRTH UNMEDICATED IN A SALT CAVE WITH ADOPTED DOG PRESENT TO CHEW THROUGH THE CORD because she isn’t some loser who needs a csection! Clearly anyone who DOES get a csection just wasn’t smart enough to turn their baby like her.

Again listening to our FABULOUS advice, Elle decides to actually explain the situation to her husband instead of Veronica! Yay for growth Elle! But then she talks to him like she’s an idiot and awkwardly holds the camera for their whole conversation. No wonder their marriage is failing, poor dude can’t even get a bit of privacy with his wife. She ends that conversation with “THANK GOD” and a half eye roll. Because the worst news imaginable is needing a c section.

Elle is SO deliriously happy about baby flipping that after her voodoo doctor appointment she is giggling and rambling about what an AMAZING doctor he is and how he’s basically a “shaman” and “spiritual leader”. Really weird. Either this guy is smoking hot and gave Elle some attention, or he played into her love of pseudoscience presented as science. Pretty sure he let her blame all her bloating, etc on being “out of balance” instead of just being a fatass.

Ends the vlog by reminding us that she is definitely a better human than we could ever be. Baby girl turned because Elle learned the lesson god wanted her to learn! She started to accept the c section and BOOM baby turned. Maybe if all you dumbass csection moms would’ve just prayed and leaned a lesson, you too could have a natural birth!

Oh don’t forget, gotta end of it some shots of Elle doing spinning babies so she can show off her ginormous swollen self. #momgoals!


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[Seriouslysweetie]

Recap: “MIRACLE HAPPENS! Baby goes head down!”

Elle at midwives, the receptionist’s sister watches the channel and smug Elle now thinks she’s super famous.

Baby is head down. PRAYERS WORKED. This was determined without an ultrasound, but for now Elle wants to ignore medical journals and pretend like her midwife’s guess is correct.

Discusses the plan IF baby isn’t head down but you can tell Elle is completely disengaged and has already decided that BABY GIRL is going to be born during NATURAL ORGANIC VAGINAL BIRTH UNMEDICATED IN A SALT CAVE WITH ADOPTED DOG PRESENT TO CHEW THROUGH THE CORD because she isn’t some loser who needs a csection! Clearly anyone who DOES get a csection just wasn’t smart enough to turn their baby like her.

Again listening to our FABULOUS advice, Elle decides to actually explain the situation to her husband instead of Veronica! Yay for growth Elle! But then she talks to him like she’s an idiot and awkwardly holds the camera for their whole conversation. No wonder their marriage is failing, poor dude can’t even get a bit of privacy with his wife. She ends that conversation with “THANK GOD” and a half eye roll. Because the worst news imaginable is needing a c section.

Elle is SO deliriously happy about baby flipping that after her voodoo doctor appointment she is giggling and rambling about what an AMAZING doctor he is and how he’s basically a “shaman” and “spiritual leader”. Really weird. Either this guy is smoking hot and gave Elle some attention, or he played into her love of pseudoscience presented as science. Pretty sure he let her blame all her bloating, etc on being “out of balance” instead of just being a fatass.

Ends the vlog by reminding us that she is definitely a better human than we could ever be. Baby girl turned because Elle learned the lesson god wanted her to learn! She started to accept the c section and BOOM baby turned. Maybe if all you dumbass csection moms would’ve just prayed and leaned a lesson, you too could have a natural birth!

Oh don’t forget, gotta end of it some shots of Elle doing spinning babies so she can show off her ginormous swollen self. #momgoals!


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Ooohh the smugness is going to be next level now guys because her prayers/voodoo/self empowerment turned this baby around! Clearly, moms who had a c section are not as empowered as her to do whatever it takes!


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[Margie]

Oh, you guys, we didn’t pray hard enough. We aren’t blessed to be witness Elle receive a section. Miracle baby, miracle flipped! Which, to be perfectly honest, kind of makes me wonder if she was ever breech, or if she just lied and told everyone that and filmed it for the channel views she would receive. This honestly wouldn’t surprise me with her.

But it was definitely prayers and spinning babies that flipped her, according to Elle, but probably more spinning babies than anything #strongchristian

BREAKING!!! Elle says “let’s give Dan the good news first” HI ELLE!!! So glad you’re still reading here and taking pointers from us!

I find it so annoying and irritating how dramatic she gets right off the hop when she finds something she likes, like this chiropractor. I wonder if that’s how she is in her friendships and relationships as well. Stage 5 clinger!

And her description of it being a spiritual experience... give me a fucking break. Statements like that confirm to me that she doesn’t have a grasp on true Christianity. And you’re right Elle, that was a really annoying clip to watch. Tone it down next time or edit it out. It was stupid, especially since 90% of your viewers aren’t in Markham! You felt like you MET A SHAMAN!!??! Girl, GET A GRIP! How fucking pagan are you!!?

Anyways, then Elle “ends the video” 5 minutes before it actually ends? And proceeds to give us a speech on how this is all God teaching her to give up control... and submit herself not to prayer and faith, but to pagan rituals and techniques... naturally that was Gods hand. of course her natural inclination is to fawn over the meditation and spinning babies first when mentioning what brought her peace over the weekend and she follows up the statement with “and prayer of course” bitch, don’t lie. We can all see right through this. Don’t pretend to be a Christian to the world like this when you’re a half ass Christian who still has more faith in worldly things and heavenly. You make christians the rest of the world over look like crazy people... and while I’m mentioning it, where’s your giving back money that you spouted about because you wanted to give God glory through your channel? Another Christian thief have we? Cool!! The Christian community needed ANOTHER flake like you to come in and burn what they’ve been trying to establish. You’re a twat.

I hope baby girl flips back.

[Seriouslysweetie]

Stage 5 clinger indeed. It was so cringey watching her babble about the chiro. I had to stop and play twice and she still was going on about it. My guess is the chiro charmed the pants off her by validating and paying attention to her because let's be honest that's what really what Elle wants, everything to be about her. Also, him leaning on natural "the body heals itself" really sealed the deal. Hey, I believe that too and I'm currently looking for a good chiro my area with my tailbone issues post-birth. But Mrs. Lindquist fan-girled so hard that I think she forgot that she is a Mrs.

The sparkle in her eyes when she gets attention is crazy. That sparkle also appeared when she was gushing over how she found a real life viewer.

Don't forget to stay tuned folks as we all should await eagerly for things to unfold as she documents the birth of miracle baby girl! We all need to witness and be inspired by her life events!

On another note, a really inspiring cleaning/organizing mom channel I watch just reached a million subs. She does vlog her life for the last 2 minutes of every video but 99% are about giving viewers good content not centered around herself and that actually helps. If Elle wants to break out from the 198k subs, she might want to consider doing that.

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[ForeverGauc01]

Discusses the plan IF baby isn’t head down but you can tell Elle is completely disengaged and has already decided that BABY GIRL is going to be born during NATURAL ORGANIC VAGINAL BIRTH UNMEDICATED IN A SALT CAVE WITH ADOPTED DOG PRESENT TO CHEW THROUGH THE CORD


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I AM DECEASED!
That was the best thing I have ever read.


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[Margie]

Seriouslysweetie- are you talking about do it on a dime? I love her! She also mentioned in her video how she found this “secret” and it was basically just being herself and doing what she loves. GIRL, YES!! That’s Elle’s biggest downfall, she isn’t truly herself, she’s on and off bandwagons like a whore is on and off of men.

[Seriouslysweetie]

Seriouslysweetie- are you talking about do it on a dime? I love her! She also mentioned in her video how she found this “secret” and it was basically just being herself and doing what she loves. GIRL, YES!! That’s Elle’s biggest downfall, she isn’t truly herself, she’s on and off bandwagons like a whore is on and off of men.

Yes I love her! She actually has helpful content!

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