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Jared gem no. 2: ''Terrible no good dirty rotten horrible day.''
Please do! It's been such a while. I may have to contribute another chapter...Kryptonite wrote:OMG! How did I miss this? I'm DYING.
I may need to contribute.
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Lol. Total parent speak. I can't judgeScar2016 wrote:Jared - 17th Nov 2017, when referring to sitting crossed legged on the floor: ''Criss cross apple sauce''
Does he say "leafs" too? I know Ellie does. So does Andrew from SlyFox.Scar2016 wrote:Oh and him pronouncing wreath as wreaf in yesterday's vlog.
I've no idea Immom but it wouldn't surprise me. I've noticed also that Bonnie and both Griffith parents pronounce 'especially' as 'ekspecially.' The list just goes on, perhaps we should create our own book on YTMD, a compendium of their special words and phraseslmmomSD wrote:Does he say "leafs" too? I know Ellie does. So does Andrew from SlyFox.Scar2016 wrote:Oh and him pronouncing wreath as wreaf in yesterday's vlog.
"Wreaf"? What is he, 2?
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I know right! Lol I literally just found this site yesterday and cannot stop reading this stuff!chatty wrote:This thread is making me die
More updates please, I would contribute myself but I’m a terrible writer lol you all capture it so well!
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I literally laughed out loud... omg!Scar2016 wrote:''Ok, ok. Point taken, Kevin Bacon'' he said to Ellie as he took the turkey baster from her and receded into the rancid stench of the bathroom. This was fast shaping up to be another terrible, no good, dirty rotten, horrible day, he thought to himself. But he carried the thought of Joely with him from bedroom to bathroom along with the thought of all the stolen looks and moments he was going to deftly orchestrate while in China. ''Mmmm,'' the sound quietly left his lips as he got_to_work over the side of the bath.
The next morning Ellie insisted on dressing up in a girls anime costume and posing for an instagram pic because she just knew she was already pregnant annnnd - pregnant with a girl. Jared jadedly obliged and took the photo in front of what Ellie liked to call cute, pretty Chinese drawings (he didn't have the heart to tell her they were actually Chinese words). ''So fun Jare Bear. I can't wait to practice doing these cute Chinese pictures with Jackson when we get home. I wonder if they do a stencil set?''
As they sat down at the restaurant for lunch with their group, Jared flinched in pain again from the massage he'd had last night. But despite the pain, he still found it more enjoyable than any time Ellie had ever touched him and whilst he'd lain on the massage table he imagined the hands upon him to be those of Joel and the recollection of this made him instinctively look up and across the table at Joel. ''Oh my dickens'' he thought, ''Those eyes....and those lips!'' He caught himself licking his lips thinking of him and Joel kis ... ''Jare! The food isn't THAT good'' whined Ellie. He stopped abruptly as he began to share his plate with her.