The Lindquists: dELLEusional, deceitful, and divorcing | Part 4

[okaythatlldo]

Actually, didn’t she do a video for Canon printers a few years ago on Mother’s Day? It was several minutes long, and was all about Dan writing her a Mother’s Day letter and then printing it up on a Canon printer! Funny how time changes - fast forward 2-3 years and here she is, single and sucking HP’s dick instead.


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[TeachIT]

Of course she shops in a Hermes face covering. I fucking can’t with this bitch.


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[JustAMereMuggle]

Oh FFS. Get over yourself. You're telling me out of EVERYTHING in that big old house a $600 *vintage scarf* is the ONLY thing you have to cover your face? Shake your damn head. BTW princess, silk does jack shit against blocking viruses. It would be more effective to use one of Blankette's cotton receiving blankets folded in half than a silk scarf. Believe me, I have access to published medical studies you don't. You're actually making yourself MORE susceptible to catching something. I just can't with her...

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[okaythatlldo]

But it’s HIGH QUALITY and says HERMES on it and was THRIFTED.


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[JustAMereMuggle]

Oh no guys. GQ says it's alright. Nice to know Elle's googling skills are alive and well...

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[Margie]

Hahaha, you guys are awesome, but let’s be logical about this... Elle couldn’t possibly leave the “high end vintage store” empty handed, so she bought the only thing her budget could allow... a $100 scarf that even she knew was worthless and would never be used. This is LITERALLY the only opportunity she will, likely, ever have to put that stupid unnecessary purchase to use! Also, it shows all of her dumb viewers that her atrocious spending habits are ACTUALLY life saving!

[JustAMereMuggle]

Hopefully the last post on the subject. Unless she does or says something else stupid today but I think she's hit Monday's quota.

She's not serious about this. She damn well knows she has to wash face coverings. By acting stupid she gets to use her very expensive scarf. If she really didn't know that she had to wash it after using it to BLOCK PATHOGENS then she really does live in her own dELLEusional world and needs to pull her head out of her ass before she gets herself or her kids sick.

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[Margie]

Omg I feel like sanitizing PPE is just common sense... I’m telling you... the elevator doesn’t go to the top floor with this bitch.

[okaythatlldo]

I thought it was only advised to wear a mask/scarf/whatever, if you are sick? And healthy people are advised to just keep up with other basic protocols like distancing/hand washing/not touching your face? So why bother with an expensive scarf that you have to have cleaned once you get home? Might as well use nothing.

Seems dumb that she needs to “check the CDC website” to find out if the information about deep cleaning face coverings is accurate. They’ve been saying since day one not to reuse masks...which tells me that any other face covering needs to be washed in between uses. This also strikes me as common sense.

Regardless...that post was never about social responsibility anyway, and was all about status.


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[Seriouslysweetie]

Omg how did I miss the new thread! I have so much to catch up to, lol. I thought you ladies were just being quiet during the weekend!

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[TeachIT]

Just saw her igtv live vid dancing with the kids. Two things struck me...

1) those leggings are AWFUL. They look like her skin. Every bump, lump shows. I know they’re super pricey but they just look BAD.

2) I see that thing happening that goes on when toxic people with kids divorce. The parent becomes super involved, patient, and kind for a while. There is a bit of a power struggle and “showing off” of parenting, so narcissistic parents especially step up their game of using the kids as a tool to torment the ex. I see Elle doing that here and other places lately.


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[Margie]

2) I see that thing happening that goes on when toxic people with kids divorce. The parent becomes super involved, patient, and kind for a while. There is a bit of a power struggle and “showing off” of parenting, so narcissistic parents especially step up their game of using the kids as a tool to torment the ex. I see Elle doing that here and other places lately.


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YES!!!! This is exactly what is going on here!!! Classic separation/divorce signs are popping up all over the place with her!

[Skinnie]

Super awkward. That whole igtv video was embarrassing--dunno why she would post something like that... her movements are so rigid and where did her sweater go? YIKES!

[SuperchicDeadpool]

I shit y'all not, I saw a man with a sports sweatband over his nose and mouth this morning. So WTF ever with her and that scarf. I hope she ruins it like she ruined that wool rug cause she can't be bothered to Google how to properly clean the shit. " YOU GUYSSS! How do I clean this? Can you tell me? I'm far too busy consulting/organizing/living my best life."

[Seriouslysweetie]

So no soul sunday. Will there be a video today too? Elle seems awfully quiet. She must be finding her purpose and growing herself again.

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[Margie]

Hmmm... no video yet today. Technical difficulties perhaps? I doubt it, if that were the case, she would likely be on Instagram letting everyone know it’s coming.

So 2 videos she just doesn’t post without an explanation.... maybe she’s gearing up for the big reveal!

[SuperchicDeadpool]

Video up...and I'm not finished but the freakin dining chairs are messing with me. In the HP garbage instastory the kids' three chairs were on one side of the table and two adult chairs on the other...today's video it's back to one adult chair with Blankette's pepto bismol pink chair next to it and the boys on the other side.

And as I'm watching more, Dan is very clearly seen in the reflection on the oven holding the camera as Elle demonstrates "sanitizing" her groceries. He's in his scrubs and one of the kids is on his hip. Poor dude just wanting to swing by and get a minute in with his kids on the way to work and he gets roped into cameraman duty.

[TeachIT]

At the end of today’s video she says she’s going through some stuff and will talk about it when she’s ready.

She also calls dan at work and says he’ll look at Ellie “when he’s done with work” not “when he’s home”

I also saw the reflection, but wasn’t sure it was him!


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[JustAMereMuggle]

So a couple of weeks ago Elle was basically denying that the corona virus situation is as big as it is. Now today she seems like she's a world leader on the subject? She gave some half-assed Google answers so let me clear some stuff up. First let me preface this by saying I'm on the frontlines everyday, get up to date (sometimes) hourly info and have access to way better resources than Google. I know what I'm talking about.

- It cannot live for two years in the freezer. Realistically it live for 3 days on boxes and bags like she showed. It cannot replicate in a freezer without a host. You're good after 3 days. If you're worried give it a Lysol wipe before you put it away.

- If she's using the dump the bag out of the box method as a sterile procedure to keep the bag clean its crap. You dumped the bag onto the surface where the other contaminated objects still were, making aerosols in the process. The bag is dirtier now than if you had just dumped it into your "decanter" jars.

- If you were really worried about your groceries being contaminated you should have wiped them down outside WITH your fancy silk scarf on. But who knows, you probably already have it.


Her adding the last slide to the video to prove it is a hot spot is just a stick it to Dan since he said he thought it wasn't.
The chairs are also messing with me. Maybe Dan has to sign one out to take up to his loft above the garage like a library book? Who in the hell knows.
I just can't with this bitch's drama today.

[TeachIT]

Random thoughts:

Watched closer and it’s definitely Dan holding Blankette.

Interesting she didn’t show herself shopping or whether she took the kids or not. The amount of food she bought doesn’t seem like enough for 2 adults, except the milk and let’s be honest that’s for her 20 cups of tea per day.

How toxic of her to ask him to film her. Gross.

Despite being thin she still has a double chin/jowels from certain angles which is hilarious to me.

She says she washes EACH piece of fruit for 30 seconds. Which she clearly didn’t in the video. But if she did, she has 16 apples that I counted. So she washes for 8 straight minutes? BS.


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