Sam and Nia: What will they fake next? Part 5

[JLPC]

I have never seen Nia cook anything that looks healthy/delicious/non-processed. Never. It's amusing how she exclaims that it looks so "fresh". That frozen tilapia (the worst fish!) in that disgusting pan "bathing" in coconut oil? Yuck. When people comment on what a good cook she is, and say she should have a cooking channel, I always LOL. She can't even make a proper smoothie. Poor Abram!

The title "Genius Girl Finally Gets a Piano" with a thumbnail of Symphony sitting at an actual piano...yeah, misleading, do you think? She got a keyboard, and Sam had to complain in front of Symphony that he could have bought it for $100 less on Amazon. He's such a jerk. Only the best for Sam, when it comes to purchases for himself. Bah!

[KaterTot]

How many times is Symphony going to have her "first" hamburger. Didn't they make a video about that a long time ago? I remember us talking about how weird it was a 6 yr old had never had a burger, especially with the crap Nia feeds them.

[KaterTot]

Ah yes. Liars. Here is the first time they claimed was her first burger.

[brownprincess93]

Do you guys think it's creepy when Sam calls quality time with Symphony a "date" still since she's getting bigger now? Like it was cute when she was under 5 - now it's just weird to me. Nia is so good at being fake for the camera - it's really sad actually, she clearly has nothing else to do with her life but put on this performance for the vlog. Do they want to keep that fridge door open any longer? Like seriously I see a lot of vloggers that do that - so strange!! If Symphony is a "genius girl" they clearly have wayyyyy bigger issues on there hands!! She doesn't even know what was inside her hamburger - yeah I think even toddlers know that!!

[jenboghel01]

Wtf is up with Nia's blinking in the beginning of the intro on that hamburger vlog?


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[lmmomSD]

Wtf is up with Nia's blinking in the beginning of the intro on that hamburger vlog?


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Seems to me, she either blinks like crazy, or makes her eyes extra wide, like a face-lift, or like she's constantly surprised/excited.

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[mormonts]

Wtf is up with Nia's blinking in the beginning of the intro on that hamburger vlog?


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Seems to me, she either blinks like crazy, or makes her eyes extra wide, like a face-lift, or like she's constantly surprised/excited.

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It’s from that stupid good looking parents (keep dreaming) sing frozen video. They’re both doing a whole lot of overacting in that video.

[brownprincess93]

Sam is doing a "giveaway" because he didn't have it in his heart to trash the remaining parts of the pool they already trashed? Yeah - makes sense since we are all stupid and believe all the crap that comes out of your mouth Sam!! Typical Sam to blame everyone else but himself for doing something wrong - apparently his brothers "peer pressured" him into destroying the last pool....so I have a question...who peer pressured you into joining Ashley Madison then? I'm sure when Abram gets older he will be so happy to learn you cheated on his mom while she was pregnant with him!!! Sam's mom comes over to watch the kids so these losers can go on their date nights and show their fake love for the camera - how nice....excuse me while I barf!!

[smileyfacekimmie]

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The options for a new pool..


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[lmmomSD]

Wtf is up with Nia's blinking in the beginning of the intro on that hamburger vlog?


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Seems to me, she either blinks like crazy, or makes her eyes extra wide, like a face-lift, or like she's constantly surprised/excited.

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It’s from that stupid good looking parents (keep dreaming) sing frozen video. They’re both doing a whole lot of overacting in that video.

If you really want to get ill, watch their "Just Can't Wait to Be King" lip sync video. And there's a Christmas one with Bryan and Missy in it! Both very cringe-worthy. When my daughter wants to make me twitch and laugh at me, she'll put on the Lion King one.

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[priestess]

if they want to go all altruistic on us, they need to 1) return the pool, 2) get the cash and donate it to their local food bank. also in all honesty each of those options are so self serving. 1) destroy it (for views & cash), 2) offer a pick up only give away (for views/cash/feeling wanted by random strangers), 3) give to a local family (for views/positive comments), and 4) pool inside bigger pool (again for views & cash). everything is to line their own pocket books or increase their ego.

speaking of selfishness, i want an SRT yearly plan and i am jells of nia

[JLPC]

Today's vlog, in which our hero dumps multiple chemicals all over the yard in an attempt to quell the gallons and gallons of slime dumped there in the latest pool destruction, and then lets the kids, wife and dog loose to play in said yard. Another memorable scene wherein he pours gasoline on the barbeque coals, lights it on fire and proceeds to overcook the family dinner. Our heroine swoons over husband because...HE COOKED DINNER! Whaddda man!

[JLPC]

Tried to delete a repeated post; sorry!

[JLPC]

I think Nia has gone beyond enthusiastic, to overly enthusiastic, and landed on the island of Pure Hysteria.
The soooo cuuuute squeals, the frequency of them, are mind boggling.

What's with Sam and the dorky headband??

[fudgeitup]

I think Nia has gone beyond enthusiastic, to overly enthusiastic, and landed on the island of Pure Hysteria.
The soooo cuuuute squeals, the frequency of them, are mind boggling.

What's with Sam and the dorky headband??

I think it has something to do with a sponsorship. It says maltesers on it, which is a candy, and i have seen other you tubers do stuff for them.

[JLPC]

I think Nia has gone beyond enthusiastic, to overly enthusiastic, and landed on the island of Pure Hysteria.
The soooo cuuuute squeals, the frequency of them, are mind boggling.

What's with Sam and the dorky headband??

I think it has something to do with a sponsorship. It says maltesers on it, which is a candy, and i have seen other you tubers do stuff for them.

Ohhh! The headband is branded? I didn't see that. Thanks.

[brownprincess93]

You could tell Nia was super irritated in this vlog as soon as she brought Juliet out of the house - why did she have to "dress" Sam - is he really that stupid and not capable of taking out some red and blue clothing? I have a feeling Sam tells Symphony to kiss Abram before he goes in the playroom - she is so forceful and it looks obvious she is "programmed" to do it. Every single guy that Sam spoke too wanted to either knock him out or tell him to Shut the F up hahahaha Did you see how Sam was twirling Symphony? What a jerk! Nia goes on her scooter - she clearly is irritated that everyone gets to have fun except for her! Okay what was with Sam's bullshit made-up story about how he and Nia get counselling "before" things go bad - they are always bad since Sam got exposed in front of millions of people for being the biggest douchebag husband on YouTube!!

[KaterTot]

Today's vlog, in which our hero dumps multiple chemicals all over the yard in an attempt to quell the gallons and gallons of slime dumped there in the latest pool destruction, and then lets the kids, wife and dog loose to play in said yard. Another memorable scene wherein he pours gasoline on the barbeque coals, lights it on fire and proceeds to overcook the family dinner. Our heroine swoons over husband because...HE COOKED DINNER! Whaddda man!

I was just reading about people using gasoline and how many are injured or killed doing this because of ignorance of how flammable it is.

"Out of last year's 306 burn patients, 225 - or 73 percent - were male.

Barbecue grills and campfires were responsible for at least 19 of the burn victims treated at UMC in 2005. Medical officials suspect that many more burns occurred and did not require hospitalization.

The most common mistake McNabb sees is people using gasoline on a charcoal grill.

With a very low flash point and high vapor density, gasoline is extremely flammable and can ignite up to 12 feet away from a fire source.

Flash point is the temperature when a substance produces flammable vapors. The flash point for charcoal lighter fluid is typically 160 degrees. Gasoline's flash point is 45 degrees below zero.

But lots of people still think regular unleaded can be used like lighter fluid.

Grilling safety For charcoaln NEVER use gasoline as a starter fluid."

Just in case Sam reads here. Like he would take our advice.

[JLPC]

Today's vlog, in which our hero dumps multiple chemicals all over the yard in an attempt to quell the gallons and gallons of slime dumped there in the latest pool destruction, and then lets the kids, wife and dog loose to play in said yard. Another memorable scene wherein he pours gasoline on the barbeque coals, lights it on fire and proceeds to overcook the family dinner. Our heroine swoons over husband because...HE COOKED DINNER! Whaddda man!

I was just reading about people using gasoline and how many are injured or killed doing this because of ignorance of how flammable it is.

"Out of last year's 306 burn patients, 225 - or 73 percent - were male.

Barbecue grills and campfires were responsible for at least 19 of the burn victims treated at UMC in 2005. Medical officials suspect that many more burns occurred and did not require hospitalization.

The most common mistake McNabb sees is people using gasoline on a charcoal grill.

With a very low flash point and high vapor density, gasoline is extremely flammable and can ignite up to 12 feet away from a fire source.

Flash point is the temperature when a substance produces flammable vapors. The flash point for charcoal lighter fluid is typically 160 degrees. Gasoline's flash point is 45 degrees below zero.

But lots of people still think regular unleaded can be used like lighter fluid.

Grilling safety For charcoaln NEVER use gasoline as a starter fluid."

Just in case Sam reads here. Like he would take our advice.

Thank you for that!
I sincerely do not understand how you get to be almost 32 years old and live in TX, the land of bbq, and don't know that. *eyeroll*

[KaterTot]

It is always a bit strange to me and maybe a bit rude that Sam, Nia, the kids, guests, ride their bikes, scooters, motorized things in all of their neighbor's driveways. It would annoy me, maybe I am a bad neighbor. I have always told my kids to stay out of people's yards and driveways. One thing is they could get hurt as maybe they would be backing out of a garage and not expecting my kids to be playing in their driveway.

Maybe I am over thinking it. lol