Gardner Quad Squad: Bottom Feeding Trailer Trash (Part 11)

[Krouton]

I have a very small house, less than 900 square feet. I have a toddler and a baby on the way and I am a stay at home
Mom as my husband works. I will never have as much money as the gardners have "currently". Not even close. I'll never live in a house even half as big as theres. But I can sure as hell promise you I'm not jealous. I see how annoying and bratty her children are, I'm sorry but nope. I'll keep my mild mannered two year old. Her husband is terribly conceited, arrogant, slobby, fat, and just plain ugly and unattractive. My husband is the sweetest, most caring, funniest, most hard working man I know! And of course he's hot I say all this to say you don't even need to make more money or have a bigger house to not be jealous of them. I would never want their life, not even for all the money or their mansion. None of it is appealing.


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No matter what size house they buy, they are just going to keep buying more shit they don't need, keeping all of the kids old toys and filling it up with garbage like that pinterest vomit in the front hall. Pretty soon it will be so junky, they'll need a bigger house to hold more junk.

[Krouton]

So ever since watching the Binghams vlog today and realizing that the Ravellis met them at Disney, I've been thinking about something. The dates below are the dates they actually happened. The vlog wouldn't have been posted until the day later.

LAST WEEK:
Mon 10/30 - The Binghams hit 100K. GQS and Ravellis show up to celebrate.
Tue 10/31 - Halloween, everyone occupied and vlogs just show seperate Halloween activities
Wed 11/1 - The GQS "had a rough day" and ask the world if they should take a week off vlogging
Thur 11/2 - vlogs relatively uneventful, Binghams leading up to a big announcement tomorrow that's filmed today
Fri 11/3 - Binghams surprise kids with trip to Disney
Sat 11/4 - Binghams leave for CA. All hell breaks lose for GQS and major tantrum thrown
Sun 11/5 - Ravellis meet Binghams in CA, No vlog from GQS

So.... My theory is this...
Either On 10/30 at the surprise 100k cake smashing or at some point on Halloween A $ T discovered that the Binghams were going to Disney and also learned that the Ravellis were going to meet them there. I think this led to the "had a rough day, I need a week off" vlog and that the GQS was using this time to try to figure out how THEY could go to Disney too. I believe they said they were going to "take a break" so they could just go away and just not vlog it. Branden would have no trouble figuring out how to cut them out of their vlogs. I'm still having an internal debate about whether they planned to take the kids, or if the reason they decided not to go was because they couldn't find a babysitter to come and stay with the girls for a week at the last minute. But by posting that they had a rough day BEFORE the Binghams revealed that they were going to Disney was kind of smart I guess because most KADs wouldn't even think about this again when they saw the Binghams vlog posted on Saturday. Especially this past Saturday when all hell broke loose with the Quad Closet. It was long forgotten by then. Thoughts?

No vlogger is going to Disney and not vlogging the crap out of it. I do agree that they probably wanted to be invited though and weren't.

Well,you know the Binghams and Revellis are just jealous of them and that's why they didn't invite them. It doesn't have anything to do with the four unruly children they would have to babysit, change diapers, wash hands, bring juice for and give their children's toys to, while trying to enjoy their own families. It's jealousy, pure jealousy.

[Guest]

So ever since watching the Binghams vlog today and realizing that the Ravellis met them at Disney, I've been thinking about something. The dates below are the dates they actually happened. The vlog wouldn't have been posted until the day later.

LAST WEEK:
Mon 10/30 - The Binghams hit 100K. GQS and Ravellis show up to celebrate.
Tue 10/31 - Halloween, everyone occupied and vlogs just show seperate Halloween activities
Wed 11/1 - The GQS "had a rough day" and ask the world if they should take a week off vlogging
Thur 11/2 - vlogs relatively uneventful, Binghams leading up to a big announcement tomorrow that's filmed today
Fri 11/3 - Binghams surprise kids with trip to Disney
Sat 11/4 - Binghams leave for CA. All hell breaks lose for GQS and major tantrum thrown
Sun 11/5 - Ravellis meet Binghams in CA, No vlog from GQS

So.... My theory is this...
Either On 10/30 at the surprise 100k cake smashing or at some point on Halloween A $ T discovered that the Binghams were going to Disney and also learned that the Ravellis were going to meet them there. I think this led to the "had a rough day, I need a week off" vlog and that the GQS was using this time to try to figure out how THEY could go to Disney too. I believe they said they were going to "take a break" so they could just go away and just not vlog it. Branden would have no trouble figuring out how to cut them out of their vlogs. I'm still having an internal debate about whether they planned to take the kids, or if the reason they decided not to go was because they couldn't find a babysitter to come and stay with the girls for a week at the last minute. But by posting that they had a rough day BEFORE the Binghams revealed that they were going to Disney was kind of smart I guess because most KADs wouldn't even think about this again when they saw the Binghams vlog posted on Saturday. Especially this past Saturday when all hell broke loose with the Quad Closet. It was long forgotten by then. Thoughts?

No vlogger is going to Disney and not vlogging the crap out of it. I do agree that they probably wanted to be invited though and weren't.

Oh that is a very interesting theory. There were just so many things wrong with the cake smashing: ca$hley's canoodling, stealing the Bingham$ thunder, ca$h terrorizing the little, FF terrorizing the little.
I still think the Costco trip was the day before halloween or they would have thanked their fans on that day. Also there is someone who said on the halloween blog that they saw the FF at Costco on day prior to halloween - and BY$on said it had been two weeks since the last costco trip. So they whined - then posted a previously not viewed vlog - then the zoo vlog.
(One thing I was thinking about the zoo vlog is how many times has C$B (ca$hley $ Byson) laughed when one of FF get hurt smacking their heads on things like the wall and the 'utters'? I wonder how she would have acted if anyone laughed at her?)

[Guest]

Here is the shot of By$on talking to the Bingham$ little about sharing her toys. She is trying to explain that the FF is tearing up her stuff; nobody is listening to her.

[mia]

No matter what size house they buy, they are just going to keep buying more shit they don't need, keeping all of the kids old toys and filling it up with garbage like that pinterest vomit in the front hall. Pretty soon it will be so junky, they'll need a bigger house to hold more junk.

Don't forget all those photoshopped family photoshoot images all over the walls. Other than mirrors, is there any other artwork? I don't know what happened to Jesus.

Bison, get your child bride back in line. Snuggling up to a tall, handsome man might give her a sense of what she's missing. She did seem a bit squirmy when the waddling buffalo was hanging all over her in recent vlogs. I'd cringe too, Ca$hley Cow, but you're his meal ticket for all time and eternity.

Mindy, that hussy is no GF of yours, snuggling up with your husband and smashing a cake in his face in front of you and your children, in your own kitchen. I'd be furious! Grow a spine, Mindy! There's a reason why Mrs. Lipshit blogged about being jealous of her sister because she has so many friends yet she had none. All hers stabbed her in the back, she wrote. Hmm ... wonder who stabbed whom?!!!!

[Guest]

Hmmm I wonder why no invite to Disney?

[mia]

Here is the shot of By$on talking to the Bingham$ little about sharing her toys. She is trying to explain that the FF is tearing up her stuff; nobody is listening to her.

Apples don't fall far from the tree, do they? The FUF's are doing to Hazy's kitchen what mother of the year did to Mindy's.

[Guest]

A$T

[Guest]

from date night vlog...

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Here's one that I've been trying to post for several days.

WTH? I know we joke about them having an affair, but this looks like major trouble. No one snuggles up to my husband like that. Not even my sister. They are having an affair. Wake up Fatty and Mousy, If he cheated on his first wife he'll cheat on you dummy. and Trashley just wants any attention she can get from a man.

I do agree that, without a doubt, that A wants something to happen between her and Branden. That seems more than obvious to me. But I'm not convinced that desire is reciprocated. I really think Branden seems just completely clueless to A$$leys advances. And also maybe a bit stupid for putting himself in a position where things could be misconstrued in the first place. I personally think he loves Mindy and his kids way to much to do something so stupid. I think it's wrong to assume his first marriage ended because he had an affair. As far as I know, no one has ever said this is what led to his divorce. Marriages end every single day for lots of different reasons, including the wife being the one having an affair, not the husband. I just think it's unfair to him and his family to put something like that out there on a thread that is actually about another family, because I don't believe there is any evidence to support that assumption. However, if I'm wrong please feel free to correct me because I'm genuinely interested in knowing.

[lovethispage]

They are so so butt hurt that the Mountable and Snoopy families didn’t invite them. Can you even imagine not getting included with your best bestie?

Can you imagine the convo between the families on how not to invite them?

[Ladida52]

Here is the shot of By$on talking to the Bingham$ little about sharing her toys. She is trying to explain that the FF is tearing up her stuff; nobody is listening to her.

Apples don't fall far from the tree, do they? The FUF's are doing to Hazy's kitchen what mother of the year did to Mindy's.

That picture gives me the creeps!

[Snarkadoodle Doo]

Hmmm I wonder why no invite to Disney?

The look A$$ is getting from Mr. Snoopy is funny as heck!!

[PrincessFrenchFry]

Tell me, dearest Meems, what are any of jealous of?

That your immature offspring has 4 daughters? Ok, I have 3 well behaved daughters.
That your immature daughter was allowed to stay up at 13 with a guy over 18 until 2am? You're right...super jealous there. As a 13 year old I would have seriously been creeped out by a guy in my room, much less one over 18. And in my room? Alone? I'd be scared too. Don't try and play it off that she was mature for her age, no girl at 13 should be left alone with a guy of ANY age, much less one over 18,
That she has been successful in LipShit? Not really, no. I worked from the ground up with my business, and I make more than she does monthly and annually. I also treat my assistant a lot better than Snotley does. She is going on a 2 week, all expenses paid trip, to Australia next week with her family. I won't disturb her trip at all, but I'm pretty sure I'll treat her and her husband to dinner when they get back and are settled because I'd love to hear all about it. I've never been there myself. And yes, my taxes are in excellent shape.
That she has a mini mansion? Again, not really. My home is bigger than her house. I don't have hundreds of statement pieces. We have a nice chandelier, but it came with the home.
That her roommate has his own office? Again, not really. My husband is a firefighter, which means he has a legit career. With tons of experience. His resume doesn't have odd gaps here and there to bullshit on a resume about.
That hundreds/thousands of innocent people have been fooled by her? Once again, not really. I've never asked for donations. My father-in-law actually contracted the office I own and work in, and was actually paid back.
That your daughter goes out of her way to prove her generosity? Mmm...nope. My older daughters practice charity all the time. Seldom do they ask if we saw it, which we do, but they don't need or desire the satisfaction of a pat on the back every time they take a breath of air.

I could go on, but I won't. I don't like boasting. But I will tell you, never once have I ever been jealous of your daughter, nor will I ever be. Nor will my girls ever aspire to be like her.

Can I come work for you?!?!


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[lovethispage]

Tell me, dearest Meems, what are any of jealous of?

That your immature offspring has 4 daughters? Ok, I have 3 well behaved daughters.
That your immature daughter was allowed to stay up at 13 with a guy over 18 until 2am? You're right...super jealous there. As a 13 year old I would have seriously been creeped out by a guy in my room, much less one over 18. And in my room? Alone? I'd be scared too. Don't try and play it off that she was mature for her age, no girl at 13 should be left alone with a guy of ANY age, much less one over 18,
That she has been successful in LipShit? Not really, no. I worked from the ground up with my business, and I make more than she does monthly and annually. I also treat my assistant a lot better than Snotley does. She is going on a 2 week, all expenses paid trip, to Australia next week with her family. I won't disturb her trip at all, but I'm pretty sure I'll treat her and her husband to dinner when they get back and are settled because I'd love to hear all about it. I've never been there myself. And yes, my taxes are in excellent shape.
That she has a mini mansion? Again, not really. My home is bigger than her house. I don't have hundreds of statement pieces. We have a nice chandelier, but it came with the home.
That her roommate has his own office? Again, not really. My husband is a firefighter, which means he has a legit career. With tons of experience. His resume doesn't have odd gaps here and there to bullshit on a resume about.
That hundreds/thousands of innocent people have been fooled by her? Once again, not really. I've never asked for donations. My father-in-law actually contracted the office I own and work in, and was actually paid back.
That your daughter goes out of her way to prove her generosity? Mmm...nope. My older daughters practice charity all the time. Seldom do they ask if we saw it, which we do, but they don't need or desire the satisfaction of a pat on the back every time they take a breath of air.

I could go on, but I won't. I don't like boasting. But I will tell you, never once have I ever been jealous of your daughter, nor will I ever be. Nor will my girls ever aspire to be like her.

That about covers it. And, no Mary Lou, calling us jealous is not going to work to make us go away. And, no, we're not going to quit making fake profiles to let new followers know what your uneducated childbride daughter and her crying, grifting, tongue-exposing husband are really up to. See, it's you guys that are in the wrong for living off the backs of innocent children, by selling out their privacy. I will give you that your other daughters seem to have decent, hardworking husbands, and cute, non-exploited children. So instead of wasting your time trying to change us, which again, is not going to happen, try telling your one kid that is not a decent person to be more like her sisters and she can live honorably. Maybe not "statement-pieces" living, but honorably. Cuz you know otherwise that it's all headed for disaster. This is NOT remotely going away, and we are here to make sure of that! Have a nice day.

This is really good response to Mimi. Can’t someone copy this and reply it to her. I can’t. I have no fake accounts. This is so good it really deserves to be put out there. If someone does it let us know even if it’s “Mimi has been taken care of”

[lovethispage]

I think I made a slightly wore comparison when I compared them to a man of the late 60s who brainwashed a few women into killing a few people. I can't find the post, so maybe I crossed a line. But I should have tossed up a disclaimer as well. It was just to connect the brainwashing, nothing else.

I think you’re fine. There would have been a huge uproar of comments resulting in a moddie swooping in and deleting.

[OldCountry]

I love the fact that the Binghams have planned the surprise Disney trip for months, supposedly for the celebration of 100k subscribers. Not sure how they knew when that would happen, but it did happen in time for the trip. What I love is that the Ravellies (sp) met them there, that also must have been planned in advance and the Greedners are left behind... Love it! Wondering if the Greedners were invited and they couldn't find any helpers or baby sitters? Maybe the trip was not mentioned and they were not invited because Binghams & Ravellies might only want to care of their own kids and not the feral four also. You know how the Greedners love their helpers.
Anyway Greedners, if you don't have another 'impromptu' visit somewhere, maybe we will see you at Costco. That should be 'action packed' Make sure you go down the toy aisles so we know what the durls love and 'need'. Yes, Christmas is coming. Tis' the season of giving, go for it!

[OldCountry]

I watched an Ellie $ Jared Q&A video this week about their yearly update about the house they built in Utah. A question asked " What was one thing that you may have regretted in designing your house" Ellie responding, "Probably the space for the storage of the appliances" aka Appliance Bar.. She said she never intended to use them in that space, basically to store and should have just implemented them into the kitchen design, where they would be used....Not sure how much she cooks, but she even realized it wasn't realistic if you wanted a functioning kitchen.
Wonder if the Greedners will be in their new house by Thanksgiving and wondering if they will be cooking dinner and also wondering how that appliance bar works out

[Howlin17]

How long of a trip did the Mr. Mountables take? Don't their kids go to school?
Does Mr. M act with other women the way he acts with Screech?
I guess during the destruction of Hazels toys, Meek Mindy was cleaning up the cake mess while Trash and Stud were cuddling in the other room?

[eskayem]

Awww yay, another unboxing. Tis the Season to be more greedy.